So I just watched the episode. Oh my fuckin' god. That was the absolute most crazy thing I have ever seen.

The first chick, Annie Cruz, was super hot.

The second chick, Harmony, was decent. The third chick, Dana, was alright.

The On Demand people need to work on the camera angles though because when the second and third chicks were "taking" the machines, they didn't even have a shot of it. They panned around the room instead of showing us what was happening. That sucked.

Anyone who bags on Gary for being pissed about being squirted on needs to have some understanding. Think about this, Gary had a brother who died of A.I.D.S. He doesn't need to have a porno chick shooting in his eyes. He had every right to be pissed. That being said, just seeing it was funny. But that doesn't make it right.

Gary is the man!

yo, for the second and third hoes i think they censored it cuz they didnt wanna show penetration.

yo, for the second and third hoes i think they censored it cuz they didnt wanna show penetration.

because that would only be giving people what they are paying for...

I'm really irritated about this censored episode.

because that would only be giving people what they are paying for...

I'm really irritated about this censored episode. some fool was sayin in another thread that da cable companies got rules that you cant show squirting or semen or anal sex on cable.

some fool was sayin in another thread that da cable companies got rules that you cant show squirting or semen or anal sex on cable.

That's fuckin' crap. It's a fuckin' pay service. These cable assholes need to supply what is paid for. Period.

yo, for the second and third hoes i think they censored it cuz they didnt wanna show penetration.

It was good radio, but crappy TV! Personally I could care less about seeing penetration, but watching Howard and Fred’s face while the action was happening is ridiculous! And the fact that it’s on pay TV is even more insane! I dig the content and concept of HowardTV, but shows like this one and the Sybian episodes have been very disappointing. On a positive note, if you’re a chick or gay there’s plenty of full on cock and balls available for your viewing pleasure. :rolleyes:

This pic is more graphic than anything shown OnDemand!
http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/f/f_23_87849.jpg

It was weak. Another disappointment. All that hype for nothing. I am getting tired of this shit.

Annie Cruz is a buttaface and the chicks weren't that hot anyway. The whole point is seeing everything.

The rules of what is allowed to be shown vary from state to state. That's why some states can get Spice Platinum and others can not. I'm sure they have to tame things down to the least common denominator.

The episode isn't even avalable on my cable system. Comcast in South Jersey.... sucks huh!!

imma watch it tonight an see wut's up

I'm REALLY disappointed with the episode. I'm not paying for crap shots like that. If they insist on turning away from the action all the time, I'm not going to subscribe to HowardTV anymore.

if you wanna see penetration, go to the website, you can see that every day anywhere, i agree that seeing howard and freds faces is hilarious

The episode isn't even avalable on my cable system. Comcast in South Jersey.... sucks huh!!
Yeah, that sucks.

They didn't need to zoom in and show insertion or anything. If they just actually stayed on the shots they had of the action instead of cutting away to the stupid reaction shots, it would have been infinitely better. Cutting from the girl's O-face to five seconds of Fred arching his eyebrows is brutal!

Annie Cruz is a buttaface and the chicks weren't that hot anyway. The whole point is seeing everything.

She is so not a buttaface. She's just a hot chick with a tough girl persona. Like MIchelle Rodriguez. Her body was rockin' and her stomach was flat as a bord. Nice boobs. She's a hot chick

Another fine example of "community standards" fucking the rest of us.

The episode isn't even avalable on my cable system. Comcast in South Jersey.... sucks huh!!

Yeah I hear ya, I couldnt wait all day to get home from work to watch this episode only to not find it anywhere. What region of South Jersey are you in? Im in Marlton so I think it depends on yoru providers, all i know is Im calling them up and complaining that I cant get what I want on there.

Also I been hearing about the section called "The Vault" is this true? because its not on my comcast either.

I talked to a guy who said he called the wrap up show and when he mentioned the editing of this episode he was hung up on.

Maybe a coincidence I don't know.

He had every right to be pissed.

Except that Gary has been defying Howard for quite some time now by by no longer wearing his Burka or Beekeeper mask. That was just more evidence to Gary that even Karma doesn't want him disobeying his Boff. Let this be a lesson to Baba Booey, The next time he has to do something humiliating, no matter how bad, the answer is always "Yesh Boff."

Something good has come out of this.

I talked to a guy who said he called the wrap up show and when he mentioned the editing of this episode he was hung up on.

Maybe a coincidence I don't know.

No, they hung up on him becasue he sounded like an idiot.

Also I been hearing about the section called "The Vault" is this true? because its not on my comcast either.

The Vault is not really an official category. Some systems have shows that go under categories like Only On Howard TV and Staff Antics lumped under "The Vault" instead for some reason. I have Comcast and it's divided into the same eight catgories listed on Howard.TV

BULL SHIT, I paid for uncesored shows,and the censorship ruined this episode.

i say censorship is bullshit :(

No, they hung up on him becasue he sounded like an idiot. The people who call up to praise the show sound like idiots too so I don't see how that matters.

If they are going to censor HowardTV...just tell us the rules and then we can decide whether it is worth it to keep subscribing. But I tell you now, if they say "We're never going to show a girl's face when she has an orgasm" ....then I'm dropping the service!

I can live with HowardTV evolving into a better version of E!, but not with hidden censorship.

The Playboy Channel shows penetration, and (at least in my area) the on demand porn shows everything but the money shot and anal. This was just a waste of everyone's time and insulting quite frankly. It wasn't just the lack of penetration shots. I don't think anyone is expecting to shoot it like a porn with long extended ultra-close ups, but this literally showed nothing. Even when the girl was using the licking machine which involved no penetration they would not show anything.

HBO's Real Sex did a segment on Fuck machines 2 or 3 years ago and it was more graphic than that. Semore Butts on Showtime has been more risque than that. I mean, when the girls is having her "O" they wouldn't even get a close-up of her facial expression. There was almost no point in even airing this. And the Sybian episodes have been almost as bad. Just on principle it irks me to spend 15 bucks/month for something more conservative than an avergage "Real Sex" episode on HBO. Even when the girls start getting undressed instead of showing the girls the camera starts panning around the room. It's like a mental patient is editing these episodes. Just worthless.

I wondered how long it would take for people to realize that all this stuff used to be free. Now you have to pay for everything. Subscription here, fee there, connection fees. Now you're telling me that a service you are paying for is CENSORED! What a giant truck-load of crap that is. :mad:

I would have to agree. I just finished watching the episode, and did not want to see Fred's face during the first squirt. That's not exactly the image I was conjuring.

:badmood:

Yeah I hear ya, I couldnt wait all day to get home from work to watch this episode only to not find it anywhere. What region of South Jersey are you in? Im in Marlton so I think it depends on yoru providers, all i know is Im calling them up and complaining that I cant get what I want on there.

Also I been hearing about the section called "The Vault" is this true? because its not on my comcast either.

The vault is there you first have to click on Daily shows and then it appears in the bottom menu.

i am in total agreement with most of the post in this thread...im not paying 15$ to see fred. and the camera angles are pitiful at best. i will give it another month and if this is how the show is going to be aired then i will cancel this and just listen to it on the radio.

that Harmony chick was the hottest of all 3

My wife wants to leave me after seeing this episode

[B]It was good radio, but crappy TV! Personally I could care less about seeing penetration, but watching Howard and Fred’s face while the action was happening is ridiculous! And the fact that it’s on pay TV is even more insane! I dig the content and concept of HowardTV, but shows like this one and the Sybian episodes have been very disappointing. ...

I just watched it and I have to say that I absolutely agree with you. Very disappointing.

I agree that it was disappointing not to actually see the moment Gary got squirted. Especially because Howard says during all the shows "This will be great on Howard TV..." and "you'll see all this on Howard TV'. I would rather he just tell us how it is going to be so we don't feel mislead. It might as well be on E where they cut to Howard or Fred during anything interesting and blurred out stuff. I even hate busting on Howard because I do love him, but I expected more from "uncensored tv".. like it actually being uncensored.

feeling pretty disappointed with HowardTV after this cut-away stuff.

On a whole I enjoy the Howard TV I like seeing reactions and stuff you don't get with the radio show and I don't plan on cancelling. With that being said I was very disappointed with this episode. It was so hyped I was dying to see it! Yes I have porn I don't have HTV for porn but I was dying to see Gary take it in the eye but god the editing was pathetic!!!!!!! :(

This episode sucked. I didn't need to see a close up but I wanted to see Gary get hit. That was the whole point.

where is this episode, It hasny come up on my show list yet?

This episode sucked. I didn't need to see a close up but I wanted to see Gary get hit. That was the whole point.

I agree, I was expecting some slow-mo shots but it never came

Like I keep saying - at least a wide shot of Booey's eye hit.
That was basically all of the talk after the segment.

where is this episode, It hasny come up on my show list yet?

On Comcast it is Daily Show 3/28