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Faygo
05-15-2006, 01:36 AM
Sorry, but I almost know nothing about O&A's embarrasing stories. How does this one go? Are there any other good stories of their misery? I know Anthony lies about his age.

Cathead©
05-15-2006, 01:37 AM
Sorry, but I almost know nothing about O&A's embarrasing stories. How does this one go? Are there any other good stories of their misery? I know Anthony lies about his age.

Use the search function and you'll find out.

Maverick74205d
05-15-2006, 02:29 AM
He cant, hes not a supporter.

scabies
05-15-2006, 03:02 AM
Google is your friend.

"Lobster Girl" Incident -- Longtime intern and on air personality for the show, Spazz AKA Kevin was fellated by a listener named Mellinda, to save a lobster from being boiled on the air by the duo. The "lobster girl" agreed to commit this sexual act on Spazz, a total stranger. The oral escapades were broadcast over the air and described in detail by Opie and Anthony. Anthony started dating Lobster Girl/Mellinda soon after and she is currently Anthony's live-in girlfriend.

They recently had a child together. Here it is:

http://i2.tinypic.com/ztaxrk.jpg

Limo~Sir
05-15-2006, 04:17 AM
dont forget the threesome with his wife and the seafood lady

Faygo
05-15-2006, 07:09 PM
threesome with seafood lady? Wow!

I'm so stupid, I should have used the search button!

Maverick74205d, what's up your ass?

kali
05-15-2006, 07:18 PM
Sorry, but I almost know nothing about O&A's embarrasing stories. the only thing you need to know about O&A is that Everything they do is embarrasing.

neverdriven
05-15-2006, 07:19 PM
threesome with seafood lady? Wow!

I'm so stupid, I should have used the search button!

Maverick74205d, what's up your ass?

The search feature only works for surpporters.

Faygo
05-15-2006, 07:22 PM
I am a supporter, I just never though of it because I'm stupid.

neverdriven
05-15-2006, 07:25 PM
Then you better tell Mutt to fix your account, because it still say Full Member under your name.

Faygo
05-15-2006, 07:27 PM
So, Lobster Girl is still Anthony's girlfriend? Now I feel the need to call their show and destroy them! I was thinking on opening the call with, "Hoo hoo hoo, tell'em Fred Hughes! Oh wait, he's dead! Whaaa, my dad died!" Then I would go, "How's Lobster Girl Anthony? And then I would just play a Ba Ba Booey Song and hang up.

Anyone here feel the need to call them? Or is that sad to do? I don't know yet.

Alcohol_IV
05-15-2006, 07:31 PM
Yes, Anthony and Melinda are still together. She now lives with him in his new house.

Oddly enough, Anthony also dated his brother's exgirlfriends as well.

"We're the most honest show in radio" - Opie

Yeah, that's why when Spaz called into the XM show he was dropped and basically undiscussed.

neverdriven
05-15-2006, 07:33 PM
Why bother, they don't deserve our attention. Besides, its alot more fun watching Exterminator fuck with Sgt. Shamu and the other 7 losers in their "army".

Faygo
05-15-2006, 07:39 PM
If every stern fan in here started calling their show and attacking O&A on the street on their way to the XM studios everyday, they would be over. The problem is that most Stern fans don't give a shit about O&A to give them any time. I'm sure that's the smart thing to do but I'm just stupid crazy to watch them fall! I would love to listen to O&A and every call is a Stern call and make their life living hell everywhere they go. It's a shame almost nobody cares about O&A. I guess that if they were actually a threat, we would start doing that. That's why O&A's fans try to bother Stern all the time, because he's the biggest threat.

Alcohol_IV
05-15-2006, 07:44 PM
Also, Spaz confirmed on OpieAnthony.com (defunct board) that Melinda was the one who gave him the blowjob. This was after he quit the show, so I'm not sure why he burned the bridge.

Anthony's health is also intresting...

neverdriven
05-15-2006, 07:46 PM
Didn't you listen to the show today. Howard said he had a conversation w/ Bubba. Bubba said when they were up against each other it drove him crazy that Howard didn't know who he was no matter how much he tried to get under Howards skin.

Gary talked about Star calling him back because he thought that if he didn't they would make fun of him. Then Howard said I never heard of him. Star had his own fued with Howard which lead to the paragraph above

tankmurdock
05-15-2006, 07:52 PM
Anthony's health is also intresting...

Anthony has a stent and heart problems that he rarely talks about. If he croaks before his contract is up, I wonder if XM and CBS will continue to air the Opie and Fez show?

neverdriven
05-15-2006, 07:53 PM
Nah, it be like Star and Buckwild with Oates doing both voices.

scabies
05-15-2006, 11:37 PM
So, Lobster Girl is still Anthony's girlfriend? Now I feel the need to call their show and destroy them! I was thinking on opening the call with, "Hoo hoo hoo, tell'em Fred Hughes! Oh wait, he's dead! Whaaa, my dad died!" Then I would go, "How's Lobster Girl Anthony? And then I would just play a Ba Ba Booey Song and hang up.

Anyone here feel the need to call them? Or is that sad to do? I don't know yet.

I remember someone here saying that they dump any mention of Lobster Girl or Spazz. Hypocrites.

Faygo
05-16-2006, 12:37 AM
Really? Now I think I am going to try and call them. Look what I found. Must be old news for you guys but I didn't know what Lobster Girl looked like, or that she even posed naked in foundry. What a whore.

http://radiouncensored.blogharbor.com/blog/OpieandAnthonyShow/_archives/2005/11

Limo~Sir
05-16-2006, 05:39 AM
you have to feel sorry for their fans--they just got fucked out of 100's of dollars with the CBS deal--now they get 3 hours of christian radio that they are paying for

muntz
05-16-2006, 02:29 PM
I remember someone here saying that they dump any mention of Lobster Girl or Spazz. Hypocrites.

that is true did research... when they went to XM spaz called in and asked for his job... they said he was dead to them...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0803/deadlaughter/diceisgod.jpg

Alcohol_IV
05-16-2006, 06:22 PM
Anthony has a stent and heart problems that he rarely talks about. If he croaks before his contract is up, I wonder if XM and CBS will continue to air the Opie and Fez show?
I've not heard the specifics of a stent being involved.

that is true did research... when they went to XM spaz called in and asked for his job... they said he was dead to them...

From the 10/15/04 show, about 3 minutes in...

Opie: Kevin, what's up?

Spaz: What's up, hello? (Ant talks over him about Himey)

Opie: Hey Kevin what's up buddy?

Spaz: I want to wish you guys congradulations...

Anthony: Thank you.

Spaz: ...and also see if I can make amends.

Opie: Amends? What happened?

Spaz: Ahm, oh about 4 years ago...

Opie: Uck, I don't want to talk to this, that's Spaz.

Anthony: Oh Jesus.

Opie: Spaz you're dead. Figure it out. Oh my god he tricked us pretty good though.

Anthony: Very good.

They lucked out, the next call was a group of poker players up at 3AM in California.

Wackbag had a thread about "---- tried to get on show" (http://www.wackbag.com/showthread.php?t=16249) but it was censored to remove Spaz's name (it is a global setting, not just for that thread). Now if whatever is alledged didn't happen, why would this even be suppressed?

"Howard Stern had a Gag Order on us" - Opie

Anything censored here is to keep the board ot of trouble with the boys or certain spam words...

tankmurdock
05-16-2006, 06:37 PM
I've not heard the specifics of a stent being involved.


Anthony recently mentioned the stent. I'll find a copy of what was said and post it here.

Limo~Sir
05-16-2006, 07:04 PM
it is interesting that they felt it all right to talk about a teenager who fucked up--but an adult who freely made a decision is off limits---then they have the nerve to call howard a hypocrite

tankmurdock
05-16-2006, 07:26 PM
I've not heard the specifics of a stent being involved.



from FBA: April 21, 2006

Notice how the mouthbreathing flycatcher starts censoring any talk about the bbbbbboys. Waaaaaaaaaa, censorship!!

http://i3.tinypic.com/w2eqro.jpg

SteelRat
05-16-2006, 07:29 PM
Uh oh, Gag Order!

Don't talk about the personal lives of bbboys in their 40's, only underage girls!

Maverick74205d
05-16-2006, 08:15 PM
So why was Spaz fired from their show? The wackfags mentioned a "golden opportunity". What was it?

muntz
05-16-2006, 08:46 PM
So why was Spaz fired from their show? The wackfags mentioned a "golden opportunity". What was it?

There are mp3 sites where you can hear it... Spaz quit due to an ultimatum of his then girlfriend at the time.... he resigned..

the golden opportunity they were referring to was working for them...

There was also a thing called the Golden Ticket (ala Willy Wonka) they offered it to broadcasters to come to XM because they would help them... it was ended after the got the Ron and Fez show signed on... the douches had problems with XM management to get any other shows onto ch 202.... another reason why theyre jealous of howard since howard is doing what they wanted to do... but then howard in the mid-90's talked about having a stern radio network that was to be done with CBS... this stuff can be found on their wiki...

Maverick74205d
05-16-2006, 11:43 PM
Ron and Fez arrent being helped much apparently. They got stuck in the midday shift that they made fun of Bubba for having. These guys shouldnt throw stones in their hypocracy - laden lives.

SteelRat
05-16-2006, 11:49 PM
When was Bubba in middays?

wozardking
05-17-2006, 12:39 AM
[QUOTE=scabies][B]

"Lobster Girl" Incident -- Longtime intern and on air personality for the show, Spazz AKA Kevin was fellated by a listener named Mellinda, to save a lobster from being boiled on the air by the duo. The "lobster girl" agreed to commit this sexual act on Spazz, a total stranger. The oral escapades were broadcast over the air and described in detail by Opie and Anthony. Anthony started dating Lobster Girl/Mellinda soon after and she is currently Anthony's live-in girlfriend.


So, Lobster Girl/Mellinda is IheartNY? :D

Maverick74205d
05-17-2006, 01:23 AM
No, it appears that Melinda delivered the goods! :blow:

The Bubba remark I caught in a wackfag thread complaining about Ron and Fez's poor treatment by OnA. Im not sure when it was made, but it was a refrence to being in middays, and I think they were talking about the west coast, come to think of it. After all, OnA's channel dont have two feeds like Howard does.

Alcohol_IV
05-17-2006, 06:18 PM
from FBA: April 21, 2006

Notice how the mouthbreathing flycatcher starts censoring any talk about the bbbbbboys. Waaaaaaaaaa, censorship!!

http://i3.tinypic.com/w2eqro.jpg
Anyone have this isolated?

JKGroups
05-17-2006, 06:37 PM
When was Bubba in middays?

Lets see ... since 1/9/06
:rolleyes:

Limo~Sir
05-17-2006, 06:49 PM
bubba is on afternoon drive

Faygo
05-17-2006, 06:57 PM
O&A started talking about Bubba for two hours. Then they lied to their listeners that Howard was planning to move Bubba into middays, "The crappiest slot of the day" and I quote. O&A must have forgotten about Ron and Fez, which are on middays. They are such morons, and Howard never switched Bubba's slot.

camel_toes
08-23-2006, 09:21 AM
:(