View Full Version : NBA player drunk masterbating and watching porn before crashing SUV


hendrix5150
06-30-2006, 10:28 PM
How funny is this shit!!!!!

http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html

NBA Player Watching Porn, Drunk Before Crash
Claim Targets Minnesota Timberwolves' Eddie Griffin
(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

BlackJesus
07-01-2006, 08:55 PM
"Officer I drive a manual transmission and I was grabbing the wrong stick I SWEAR TO GOD"

Rollins009
07-02-2006, 06:55 AM
That's fucking hilarious!

dcjispimp
07-02-2006, 08:12 AM
Blue Iris porn does that to me too. :yes: :jerk:

sorabji_66
07-02-2006, 10:46 AM
my SUV didn't come with autoerotic pilot.

williebee
07-06-2006, 03:01 PM
That is sooo sad. With all that money/fame, you can't get someone to get you to home base. :( :(