We will be talking to Sal for a while about the show today at Carolines.
If you have any questions or advice for Sal about Marriage call Sal and let him know.

We will also be taking your calls about The big Joey Boots date.

Other topics for the show What is the stupidest most expensive thing he or she has bought ?
(Just a waste of money)


And Bachelor Party stories (good and bad)

So give us a call 1888 stern 101

let the healing begin

Does anyone have friends who have to ask their womans permission before doing anything?
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=3613794

maybe you could discuss how Bob's meltdown last week has improved his performance today?

We will be talking to Sal for a while about the show today at Carolines.
If you have any questions or advice for Sal about Marriage call Sal and let him know.

We will also be taking your calls about The big Joey Boots date.

Other topics for the show What is the stupidest most expensive thing he or she has bought ?
(Just a waste of money)


And Bachelor Party stories (good and bad)

So give us a call 1888 stern 101

let the healing begin

so you and Boots are good now??

Does anyone have friends who have to ask their womans permission before doing anything?
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=3613794

I like that one if we don't get to it tonight we will use it next show.

I be there

.

maybe you could discuss how Bob's meltdown last week has improved his performance today?

What meltdown that was a normal Thursday :D

How bout lay off the go carts and do some research.

About ?????

Perhaps the ethnically sensitive Sal could explain how it's not bad to get drunk and refer to "fucking Jews" and how it's Mrs. Mel Gibson's fault that he had such a bad weekend???

I like that one if we don't get to it tonight we will use it next show.

Hi :hw:

Are you enjoy this weather?

Smelly pussy stories! :bwtd:

Have a good show Shuli and Bob. :hw: I'll be tuning in. Sal should have, oh, a couple months worth of material for Miz Men.

let the healing begin
:spit: :funny:

looks like the regulars will all be tuned in

Hey shuli....maybe you could throw in a little of "Piss Them Off" for old times sake :whistle:

We will be talking to Sal for a while about the show today at Carolines.
If you have any questions or advice for Sal about Marriage call Sal and let him know.

We will also be taking your calls about The big Joey Boots date.

Other topics for the show What is the stupidest most expensive thing he or she has bought ?
(Just a waste of money)


And Bachelor Party stories (good and bad)

So give us a call 1888 stern 101

let the healing begin

Part of my bachelor party...

On one of those limo buses in the seedy area of San Francisco--near Mitchell Brothers. The guys think it would be cool to bring a hooker on the bus to get me off. Do they pick one that looks like Carmen Electra? No! They bring in fuckin LARGE MARGE, who proceeds to try to kiss me and fondle me. My dick has NEVER been softer than it was when she was trying to touch it. I felt bad for her and told her that it wasn't her, but that I just busted a nut a few minutes ago and needed more time. Then I left the bus and let those other fuckers have her, WHICH THEY DID. BLECH!

Ask Sal if his wife allows visitation rights to his cock!

How to get the most low end torque out of your go cart in tight turns. By the way the only way to ride go carts is stoned. God Bless you Shuli.

We will be talking to Sal for a while about the show today at Carolines.
If you have any questions or advice for Sal about Marriage call Sal and let him know.

We will also be taking your calls about The big Joey Boots date.

Other topics for the show What is the stupidest most expensive thing he or she has bought ?
(Just a waste of money)


And Bachelor Party stories (good and bad)

So give us a call 1888 stern 101

let the healing begin

can't wait for the show guys....good luck.

how was your date Shuli?

We will be talking to Sal for a while about the show today at Carolines.
If you have any questions or advice for Sal about Marriage call Sal and let him know.

We will also be taking your calls about The big Joey Boots date.

Other topics for the show What is the stupidest most expensive thing he or she has bought ?
(Just a waste of money)


And Bachelor Party stories (good and bad)

So give us a call 1888 stern 101

let the healing begin

For the STUPIDEST THING SHE EVER BOUGHT...

February of this year, we go to a school fundraiser. It's one of those casino night types of deals--they also have auctions.

So this little dog gets put up on auction, and lo and behold goes for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.

"Damn, what idiot bought that?", I thought.

So about an hour goes by, and the Mrs comes by saying that the person who bought the dog can't pay, but she'll sell it to us for $300.

"NO FUCKING WAY! We're not dog people. Plus, I ain't spending three hundred dollars on a goddamn dog." She walked away dejected.

So they put it back up for auction, and it goes again for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS .

"Jesus, this place is full of idiots!" I think again.

"Hey babe, look what we won!"

For the STUPIDEST THING SHE EVER BOUGHT...

February of this year, we go to a school fundraiser. It's one of those casino night types of deals--they also have auctions.

So this little dog gets put up on auction, and lo and behold goes for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.

"Damn, what idiot bought that?", I thought.

So about an hour goes by, and the Mrs comes by saying that the person who bought the dog can't pay, but she'll sell it to us for $300.

"NO FUCKING WAY! We're not dog people. Plus, I ain't spending three hundred dollars on a goddamn dog." She walked away dejected.

So they put it back up for auction, and it goes again for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS .

"Jesus, this place is full of idiots!" I think again.

"Hey babe, look what we won!"
Holy shit! That shoulda called for an ass whuppin.

For the STUPIDEST THING SHE EVER BOUGHT...

February of this year, we go to a school fundraiser. It's one of those casino night types of deals--they also have auctions.

So this little dog gets put up on auction, and lo and behold goes for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.

"Damn, what idiot bought that?", I thought.

So about an hour goes by, and the Mrs comes by saying that the person who bought the dog can't pay, but she'll sell it to us for $300.

"NO FUCKING WAY! We're not dog people. Plus, I ain't spending three hundred dollars on a goddamn dog." She walked away dejected.

So they put it back up for auction, and it goes again for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS .

"Jesus, this place is full of idiots!" I think again.

"Hey babe, look what we won!" I swear there's no winning with women... the dumb ones eventually annoy the fuck out of you and the smart ones flat out just FUCK YOU!!

Hey jrink what kind of dog did you get? I didn't see myself owning a dog either, but then last week the wife & daughter convinced me to go to PA & get a "JUG" (Jack Russell / Pug), greatest pal I have, he goes everywhere with me I love him.

Ask Sal if his wife allows visitation rights to his cock!
Technically, it sounds like she has custody of the family jewels -- Mrs. Sal wouldn't be caught dead touching his cock.

My husband had a run of buying very stupid cars that ended up costing us more in repairs than they were worth: a 1964 Corvair Convertible that broke down in the Phoenix heat every other day, a 70s Mazda wagon with the fabulously stupid Wankle Rotary Engine that backfired so badly that people would duck thinking it was gunfire, and the gorgeous 1968 Firebird that was utter shit underneath. Dropped the transmission right out on I-94 right outside of Chicago.

At that point my parents took pity on me and loaned us enough to get a new Toyota. :)

Technically, it sounds like she has custody of the family jewels -- Mrs. Sal wouldn't be caught dead touching his cock. You're absolutely correct... didnt think of it that way, they're probably in some safe deposit box in switzerland! :D

Hey jrink what kind of dog did you get? I didn't see myself owning a dog either, but then last week the wife & daughter convinced me to go to PA & get a "JUG" (Jack Russell / Pug), greatest pal I have, he goes everywhere with me I love him.

I forget what it was. I made her give it away to her aunt. It was pure-bred, whatever that means in the dog world, but it made no difference to me. I don't want a dog, much less a yip-yip dog like that one was. We argued and argued, but I wasn't backing down. I told her at the auction not to spend $300 on the fuckin thing, so when she spent $700 on it, I was fuckin pissed off like you couldn't believe. I didn't want the thing in my house.

I like that one if we don't get to it tonight we will use it next show. Maybe you should save it cause its so good you could probally do a whole show on it! I know some guys that work tons of OT just to not go home...Its pretty sad

For the STUPIDEST THING SHE EVER BOUGHT...

February of this year, we go to a school fundraiser. It's one of those casino night types of deals--they also have auctions.

So this little dog gets put up on auction, and lo and behold goes for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.

"Damn, what idiot bought that?", I thought.

So about an hour goes by, and the Mrs comes by saying that the person who bought the dog can't pay, but she'll sell it to us for $300.

"NO FUCKING WAY! We're not dog people. Plus, I ain't spending three hundred dollars on a goddamn dog." She walked away dejected.

So they put it back up for auction, and it goes again for SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS .

"Jesus, this place is full of idiots!" I think again.


"Hey babe, look what we won!"

this is the funniest post I've read in a long time.

thanks for that, I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes

Show time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the funniest post I've read in a long time.

thanks for that, I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes

That was about as pissed as I've ever been at someone I love.

But it's funny now, in a relief sort of way, since the dog is no longer there. :)

dont say what you are thinking....dont say what you are thinking.... have a good show!

Shalom my nizzlett

Rev Bob sounds so low key - what's up with that???

That was about as pissed as I've ever been at someone I love.

But it's funny now, in a relief sort of way, since the dog is no longer there. :) Thats a great one to call in...

Thats a great one to call in...

I'm at work, otherwise I would. I'd be screaming and yelling into the phone. My blood pressure still rises when I talk about it.

We will be talking to Sal for a while about the show today at Carolines.
If you have any questions or advice for Sal about Marriage call Sal and let him know.

We will also be taking your calls about The big Joey Boots date.

Other topics for the show What is the stupidest most expensive thing he or she has bought ?
(Just a waste of money)


And Bachelor Party stories (good and bad)

So give us a call 1888 stern 101

let the healing begin How abouT you step your game up and talk to a nikkah in the dumps instead of some jive ass caller that dont know shit about being miserable....my bird cant even get a seed pod up in this bitch and I cant dial ouT. :(

That was about as pissed as I've ever been at someone I love.

But it's funny now, in a relief sort of way, since the dog is no longer there. :)

got rid of the dog, how much did it cost you in the end

Sal just taught his kid to say "CUNT" CLASSIC!

I guess Jim is not in today.

got rid of the dog, how much did it cost you in the end

The $700 plus food and those doggie-drop-cloths. A vet visit was included from the people who donated the dog.

She kept the fuckin thing in our laundry room. There's nothing nicer than pulling your clean clothes from the washer and having them fall onto the floor onto a puddle of dog piss. :mad:

guess nobody is listening to miserable men.......

A great blow job and a descent meal is all a married guy really needs. -- Sal.

He's right!!

he sure is, and half a finger in the ass

How abouT you step your game up and talk to a nikkah in the dumps instead of some jive ass caller that dont know shit about being miserable....my bird cant even get a seed pod up in this bitch and I cant dial ouT. :(
:console:

Why can't you dial out, sugar?

gotta love uncut Sal and his cumpocket!

I'm at work, otherwise I would. I'd be screaming and yelling into the phone. My blood pressure still rises when I talk about it. hahhahhaaa..funny dude

guess nobody is listening to miserable men.......
:hw:

The $700 plus food and those doggie-drop-cloths. A vet visit was included from the people who donated the dog.

She kept the fuckin thing in our laundry room. There's nothing nicer than pulling your clean clothes from the washer and having them fall onto the floor onto a puddle of dog piss. :mad:

you still have me laughing

you still have me laughing

And even though we kept the dog in the laundry room, the god damn thing stunk and the smell started to permeate the house. You ever walk into a house and immediately know the people have a dog? That was my fuckin house. :(

:hw: :hw:

Part of my bachelor party...

On one of those limo buses in the seedy area of San Francisco--near Mitchell Brothers. The guys think it would be cool to bring a hooker on the bus to get me off. Do they pick one that looks like Carmen Electra? No! They bring in fuckin LARGE MARGE, who proceeds to try to kiss me and fondle me. My dick has NEVER been softer than it was when she was trying to touch it. I felt bad for her and told her that it wasn't her, but that I just busted a nut a few minutes ago and needed more time. Then I left the bus and let those other fuckers have her, WHICH THEY DID. BLECH! Ha! hey Jrink you should call in

:hw:
You listening, sugar? :cuddel:

You listening, sugar? :cuddel: yup, 1st nite out..yea me :(

yup, 1st nite out..yea me :(
Whatchu' mean? :scratch:

Ha! hey Jrink you should call in

If I knew I could get right on without going on hold, I'd go into my car on my cell and regale these stories. I'd be so worked up that I couldn't call in from the office here.

They bring in fuckin LARGE MARGE, who proceeds to try to kiss me and fondle me. My dick has NEVER been softer than it was when she was trying to touch it.

TELL EM' LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!!!!!!

crap. i missed them talking about the date.

TELL EM' LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!!!!!!
:jj: :hw:

yup, 1st nite out..yea me :(

hello..

How are you doing?

TELL EM' LARGE MARGE SENT YA!!!!!!!

And it was like LARGE MARGE after her face blew up. The goddamn eyes were out of her head and all that shit. :D HOW she was a hooker is beyond me. And how those guys FUCKED HER after I left the bus is REALLY beyond me!

The caller hard hear

Shulie does a good impression of Elegant Elliot and Jim Florentine.

What other impressions does he do?

And it was like LARGE MARGE after her face blew up. The goddamn eyes were out of her head and all that shit. :D HOW she was a hooker is beyond me. And how those guys FUCKED HER after I left the bus is REALLY beyond me!
We have the worst hookers here, I think. You think Broadway is seedy...check out the hookers around the Polk and Larkin area. :omfg: :D

Shulie does a good impression of Elegant Elliot and Jim Florentine.

What other impressions does he do?

Verdad, esa fue una muy buena imitacion de Special Ed

Buena Shuli!!

hey now!

Why doesn't Boots call in and defend himself?

We have the worst hookers here, I think. You think Broadway is seedy...check out the hookers around the Polk and Larkin area. :omfg: :D

After I got back on the bus, we passed a couple of nice looking ones. Why they chose the creature from the black, AIDS-infested lagoon is the eternal mystery of all time.

hey now!

hello

Verdad, esa fue una muy buena imitacion de Special Ed

Buena Shuli!!
Bueno multo! :bigclap:

Verdad, esa fue una muy buena imitacion de Special Ed

Buena Shuli!!

Haber quien mas...

Adonde esta Joey Boots?
(Where's Joey?)

:crazy:

hello 'sup dlg??

:hw:

...the creature from the black, AIDS-infested lagoon...
:lol:

'sup dlg??

:hw:

I try to stand up for you.

impressions thus far??

:lol:

Oh, and before anyone accuses me of being a Sal, the hooker was white. I did have a little bit of fun with a black girl at Mitchell Brother's, though, a little later in the evening. ;)

I try to stand up for you. you are a sweetheart. don't let anyone ever tell you differently.

:hw:

Are the ladies allowed to call in and complain about wives? My sister-in-law had me full fucking hot this weekend...:afs: :sm:

Are the ladies allowed to call in and complain about wives? My sister-in-law had me full fucking hot this weekend...:afs: :sm:

Yes. Go ahead

I would just like to say that Sal is Gay. Thank you that is all :D

impressions thus far??

liking the forentine impressions, bob is very mellow

I always love this show though

Are the ladies allowed to call in and complain about wives? My sister-in-law had me full fucking hot this weekend...:afs: :sm: u should!

Are the ladies allowed to call in and complain about wives? My sister-in-law had me full fucking hot this weekend...:afs: :sm:
Ladies are always welcome.

That's what they've said that before anyways.

liking the forentine impressions, bob is very mellow

I always love this show though this show rawks.

Are the ladies allowed to call in and complain about wives? My sister-in-law had me full fucking hot this weekend...:afs: :sm:

go for it

Are the ladies allowed to call in and complain about wives? My sister-in-law had me full fucking hot this weekend...:afs: :sm:

You should pretty girlie :hw:

Busy...I probably should have tried earlier...:o

A great blow job and a descent meal is all a married guy really needs. -- Sal.

He's right!!

How does he nut in his "pouch"? I dont get it.....that is nasty beyond nasty. That cant feel good...a fella needs to uhmmm "shoot".

You should pretty girlie :hw:
:kw:

:kw:

Keep trying I wanna hear your voice :wub:

Busy...I probably should have tried earlier...:o

They need to have a dedicated "hot chick" line. I'm sure they guys will give your their cell numbers. ;)

i bet she sounds hawt. :jerk:

Sup my peoples :hw:

blind obedience in here.......

On hold! :D

:whiskey:

On hold! :D

YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!

On hold! :D YAY!!!!!!!!

Levi fuckin rocks if she wants to lose weight just get her an eightball

Levi fuckin rocks if she wants to lose weight just get her an eightball :lol: that shit is classic.

another boots hater on the line

On hold! :D


Are you still on hold?

kimmie!!!!!! yay!

Hi Kimmy!! :hw:

Klucia!!!!!!

klu

Dayum Klucia with the sexy voice

I thought you said the sister in law got you hot... sorry, my mind went straight to the gutter! :D

klu, is that you ??? you are a hottie.....

How did I do? I was nervous...:jj:

Never want to get married....my kind of girl.
Nice Call!!!!!!

she's wonder woman :)

How did I do? I was nervous...:jj:

You did well.

On hold! :D
Good call :)

Sexy voice and brazilian Wax? ohhh I'm in Love ... :wub:

How did I do? I was nervous...:jj: :rock:

How did I do? I was nervous...:jj: you kicked ass baby!!!!!! woohoo!

How did I do? I was nervous...:jj:

great, perfect, it is hard to do isn't it

How did I do? I was nervous...:jj:

You were great !!! :D

Rev Bob sounds so low key - what's up with that???
you mean the sound..it's the way 101 comes across

hockeyhooligan!

Excellent. Another great show!!

Bobby seems fine to me.

all callers have been great!

Thanks for the kind words everybody! :rock:

that was a great joke! hahaha!

Another great show... Thanks Guys! :bigclap:

Bobby seems fine to me.

seems like he's better now

anyone know what's up with florentine

Jim's working out of town
my wife want's a wooden floor through out the whole fucking house!

my wife want's one through out the whole fucking house!

Get a new wife......

Thanks for the kind words everybody! :rock:

That is the least you can inspire ;)

That went by fast!

Wonder why Joey didn't call in...

Jim's working out of town
my wife want's a wooden floor through out the whole fucking house!

makes sense, I was hoping all was cool with him

that was a great joke! hahaha!

Thanks for the kind words everybody! :rock:

we aren't all assholes on here

everyone patted me on the back when I called in to the first show

Joey didnt call in cause shuli was raggin on their date......

we aren't all assholes on here

everyone patted me on the back when I called in to the first show
I remember your call, jhammell...it was probably the most heart-breaking story in Mis Men history! :console:

we aren't all assholes on here

everyone patted me on the back when I called in to the first show


Don't feel to bad.

That is the least you can inspire ;)
:cuddel: :smouches: :slapcum:

shit i missed it :(

did anyone hear me tonite?????????????

That went by fast!

Wonder why Joey didn't call in...

yeah they need a few more hour's per week!

Can't believe Shulie doesn't get paid to do this GREAT SHOW. This and Riley are the only other Howard shows I listen to.

I remember your call, jhammell...it was probably the most heart-breaking story in Mis Men history! :console:

thank K, I'll likely be calling in with a follow-up in a couple weeks, looks like I am gonna lose the custody case

stay tuned, and thanks

I really thought you did a great job tonite, it was another great show

Can't believe Shulie doesn't get paid to do this GREAT SHOW. This and Riley are the only other Howard shows I listen to.

You really believe Shuli doesn't get paid for this show?

did anyone hear me tonite?????????????
Fuck yeah! :rock:

thank K, I'll likely be calling in with a follow-up in a couple weeks, looks like I am gonna lose the custody case

stay tuned, and thanks

I really thought you did a great job tonite, it was another great show
Un-fucking-real, jh. :(

damnit shuli and levy let me call in I got one hell of a story ex-wife took me for everything got served papers the afternoon i got out of re-hab

I hear that call

sal s not even funny

Fuck yeah! :rock:

really did i sound all right....?????????

really did i sound all right....?????????
Yeah, baby! Here's our calls! :rock:

Mis Men 7/31/06 (2nd half) (http://rapidshare.de/files/27740487/mis_men_7-31-2006.mp3.html)

Does anyone have friends who have to ask their womans permission before doing anything?
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=3613794 if they do they should be shot in the face