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I'm fuck'd I broke 2 ribs
#8 and #9 on my left side.

now I have a rattler with

(60) 15mg Morphine pills
(60) 75mg Diclofenac
(60) 15mg MS Contin (extended release Morphine)

For some reason since yesterday I've been walking around
with a boner on deck Jones :ce:

I wonder if the Morphine is what causing this boner Jones :dontknow:

I don't mind the boner Jones, its kind of fun it makes me feel like a teenager again.
It's just too embarrassing when I go to the store with a baseball bat in my pants.....
even with my shirt over it you can tell :p

:)

:mad:


I don't mind the boner Jones, its kind of fun it makes me feel like a teenager again.
It's just too embarrassing when I go to the store with a baseball bat in my pants.....
even with my shirt over it you can tell :p

:)

Sounds like a Dr Mark call in question and discussion.

Damn dude how did you break your ribs? Not to make fun of you but it how funny...given your current boner situation…would it be if you broke your ribs screwing?

you could always walk around bumping into people...that could be funny until someone nails you in the ribs.

OUCH!! and congrats on the boner bro.

Only hurts when ya breath!

Had a broken rib from a "hard deploy" skydiving. Muther fucker hurt to breath and/or get in-out of bed...

friggin morphine or for that fact any HIGH dose of opiates will do that for some people me included.. Now if you are viagra man that shit will make it so you CANT get it up

SOunds like a rib to me!!! :D Lost two and gained one back.

Hey man,

Hope the drugs are doing the trick. You are by far my favorite photoshopper on the SFN.

Hey man,

Hope the drugs are doing the trick. You are by far my favorite photoshopper on the SFN.

thanks bro..................oh you're talking to JJL

Damn man that sucks, the broken ribs that is, not the boner! :D Hope you feel better!

thanks bro..................oh you're talking to JJL

My drugs are definitely doing the trick. Jaegar gets MAD PROPS for his posts. Fucker even got Bubba love on the air. You my friend are a staple on the Darkside as well.

http://piercn-amethyst.com/random/Jagermeister.jpg

:D

Damn, I hope this rib and boner problem doesn't interfere with your 'shoppin'...Now, with the morphine and boner...do you feel your boner as you wax it, or is it numb?
Feel better, man...oh...you ARE feeling better...
:D

I hear there has been a rash of issues with 15mg Morphine pills... Just to be sure they are indeed the real deal and not the counterfeit pills that have been making the rounds... mail them to Balloon Knot Security c/o jlohlinger...

But seriously I know how much that sucks... I caught a stick up under my shoulder pads when I was a kid and cracked three of them... stay heavily medicated... :hw:

I broke a two ribs about 5 years ago, hurt like a sonofabitch, could barely move or breath. I feel your pain bro! They gave me percocet and it fucked me up big time, I only took it once and then switched to Aleve.

is this a rib??

Sorry to hear about your broken ribs, if in fack thats a shoot. As far as the boner , get your girl to take care of that or make a date with Rosie.

http://i6.tinypic.com/23vgkxt.jpg


Damn dude how did you break your ribs? Not to make fun of you but it how funny...given your current boner situation…would it be if you broke your ribs screwing?

you could always walk around bumping into people...that could be funny until someone nails you in the ribs.

I was fixing one of the tiles in the pool, I tripped and when I fell
I landed on the edge of the pool sideways.

OUCH!! and congrats on the boner bro.

:lol:

Only hurts when ya breath!

Had a broken rib from a "hard deploy" skydiving. Muther fucker hurt to breath and/or get in-out of bed...

Oh yeah, it hurts bad also when I laugh, cough / sneeze , or sit for prolonged times.

friggin morphine or for that fact any HIGH dose of opiates will do that for some people me included.. Now if you are viagra man that shit will make it so you CANT get it up

I called my Doctor to see if that is normal. the Doctor told me that not that many people experience that side effect.

He told me that is ok.

SOunds like a rib to me!!! :D Lost two and gained one back.

:lol: don't make me laught it freaking hurts when Iaugh.

Hey man,

Hope the drugs are doing the trick. You are by far my favorite photoshopper on the SFN.

Thanx,
I love Jaggers work Funt, Dr Ivan and asshat's...

Damn man that sucks, the broken ribs that is, not the boner! :D Hope you feel better!

Thanx

Damn, I hope this rib and boner problem doesn't interfere with your 'shoppin'...Now, with the morphine and boner...do you feel your boner as you wax it, or is it numb?
Feel better, man...oh...you ARE feeling better...
:D

Yah feels good but this crap its too strong I was watching a movie
yesterday I close my eyes for a second the next thing I see when I open
my eyes was the movie credits at the end.

I hear there has been a rash of issues with 15mg Morphine pills... Just to be sure they are indeed the real deal and not the counterfeit pills that have been making the rounds... mail them to Balloon Knot Security c/o jlohlinger...

But seriously I know how much that sucks... I caught a stick up under my shoulder pads when I was a kid and cracked three of them... stay heavily medicated... :hw:

lol

I broke a two ribs about 5 years ago, hurt like a sonofabitch, could barely move or breath. I feel your pain bro! They gave me percocet and it fucked me up big time, I only took it once and then switched to Aleve.

I tried aleve and Advil, no luck with it. is too painful

is this a rib??

I wish it was but no :(

Sorry to hear about your broken ribs, if in fack thats a shoot. As far as the boner , get your girl to take care of that or make a date with Rosie.

lol

See'ya guys at 3PM
.

Boy if I had that kind of rattler and a boner, I would take some broken ribs 24/7. Just think of the sympathy sex you would get! If all else fails, just show them your rattler ha ha.

Well I hope you're feeling better soon bro.

i heard when guys break 1 or 2 ribs they can blow themselves?

i wish i had those pills

No, ribs. It's his ribs.

who cares

I broke one playing hockey a couple years ago, I couldn't breath for a week.

Try Vicodin :munch:

Get well soon.

you should just have them removed then you could suck your own cock like Marilyn Manson.

I broke one playing hockey a couple years ago, I couldn't breath for a week.

Try Vicodin :munch:

Get well soon.

How'd you get your's? I got my stick pinched beneath the boards, skated right into the butt end... I felt like I got shot in the fucking chest... I did finish the game though... ;)

How'd you get your's? I got my stick pinched beneath the boards, skated right into the butt end... I felt like I got shot in the fucking chest... I did finish the game though... ;)


Went into the boards kinda backworks, but on my right side. Also tweeked my spine a little, it was a bad deal. One of my buddies who had skated over said he thought I was going to die because I couldn't breath..... He also said mouth to mouth never crossed his mind, so he was going to just let me die.....