Full Trucker Stupid

CRST=Crappy Repainted Schneider Truck


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CRST = Can't Remember Shit Today
Caution Really Stupid Trucker
Caution Really Slow Truck


SWIFT = Sure Wish I Finished Training
Sure Wish I Had A Fast Truck

Roadway = Always on the road, always in the way.

swift spelled backwards = two fags in white semi.

CRST = Can't Remember Shit Today
Caution Really Stupid Trucker
Caution Really Slow Truck


SWIFT = Sure Wish I Finished Training
Sure Wish I Had A Fast Truck

Roadway = Always on the road, always in the way.




SWIFT = STOP WHINING , IM FUCKIN TRYING !

YOU KNOW HOW MANY J.B HUNT JOKES THEIR ARE ?
NONE
ITS ALL THE TRUTH !

P.E.T.A IS FILING LAWSUITS WITH WARNER BECAUSE THEY SAY ITS CRUEL TO THE BUGS THEY HIT......
EVIDENTLY THEY ARENT GOING FAST N'UFF TO KILL THE BUGS...JUST WOUNDING EM !

SWIFT IS INSTALLING BUG SHIELDS ON THE BACK OF THE TRAILERS TO KEEP THE BUGS FROM RUNNING INTO EM !
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TELL ME IF YOU WANT MORE !

SWIFT = STOP WHINING , IM FUCKIN TRYING !

YOU KNOW HOW MANY J.B HUNT JOKES THEIR ARE ?
NONE
ITS ALL THE TRUTH !

P.E.T.A IS FILING LAWSUITS WITH WARNER BECAUSE THEY SAY ITS CRUEL TO THE BUGS THEY HIT......
EVIDENTLY THEY ARENT GOING FAST N'UFF TO KILL THE BUGS...JUST WOUNDING EM !

SWIFT IS INSTALLING BUG SHIELDS ON THE BACK OF THE TRAILERS TO KEEP THE BUGS FROM RUNNING INTO EM !
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TELL ME IF YOU WANT MORE !

:burst: :lol:

Now that's funny!

Oh gawed! Here we go.. Swift Shure Wish I Finished Training.

How do you tell if it is a SWIFT approved fuel stop?

The fuel islands have bumpers, and the lot lizards are wearing company shirts.

In Canada "H & R Transport"
Hit & Run Transport,
Hindu's & Ragheads transport,
Hutterites & RCMP Transport

MCT = MEXICAN CHICKEN TRUCK


WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN 6 STUDENT DRIVERS LEAVE THE TRUCK STOP ?

12 EMPTY PARKING SPACES !



WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU PUT 6 LOT LIZARDS IN A ROOM ?

A FULL SET OF TEETH !

swift spelled backwards = two fags in white semi.


Now that's funny- I don't care who you are. :D

How do you tell if it is a SWIFT approved fuel stop?

The fuel islands have bumpers, and the lot lizards are wearing company shirts.

LOL :D

Did ya hear MS Carriers, Swift, & Dick Simon's are going to join forces? Their going to call the new company "Miss Swift Dick".

swift spelled backwards = two fags in white semi.


Now that's funny- I don't care who you are. :D

Dammnit Son! Thats the one I was gonna contribute!!

I used to drive for Swift-they had and probably still have some real asshole trainers-the guy I drove with for awhile used to shit in a plastic baggie and keep it under the bunk until the next stop.I told him we can fucking stop next time you have to shit asshole-but he didn't want to lose time.I hauled ass one day in SLC,got on a plane and came home.

I used to drive for Swift



ILL BE DAMNED IF I WOULD HAVE TOLD ANYONE THAT ~!

Luckily when I drove OTR, I was never the butt of any jokes....I was with the once wonderful Marten BlueBird!

Hey do you guys have any good ones about Maverick? A family member of mine drives for them so I was reading off some of these comments. He laughed out loud at the SWIFT ones and said man you have to watch those guys. I wasn’t able to get out the J.B Hunt one from SANDMAN before he started bitching about a Hunt driver backing into his rig the other night.

stupid drivers drive for diffrent companys, inexp-and lack of common sense causes the accidents use the smith system daily with a 7 sec following distance wreck are less likley.

stupid drivers drive for diffrent companys, inexp-and lack of common sense causes the accidents use the smith system daily with a 7 sec following distance wreck are less likley.

iwas hit almost head on by one of the stupid drivers grabing something other than the wheel,he was running 80 i was running 55-- it was a hell of a meeting.

SWIFT = Sure Wish I Finished Training
Sure Wish I Had A Fast Truck


Swift: Sure with I'd find third.

Oh yeah, I forgot:

SHUT UP STUPID!!!
:girls:

SWIFT: Sill Woman, I'm a Faggot Trucker

ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

TMC: Too Much Chrome

ROEHL: Roll Over Every Hill Last

JB HUNT: Just Beginning to Hold Up the Nation's Traffic

ROADWAY: Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year!

PRIME INC: Please remember I mortgaged everything! I need cash!

WERNER: We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required!

How Can You Tell Where JB Hunt Drivers Fuel Up?
All The Lot Lizards Have Engagement Rings!

Did you hear about the Schneider driver that got arrested in El Paso for hauling dope?
He had two Swift drivers in the bunk!

JB v. The DOT
A JB driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Swift driver walks over and says what is wrong JB. The JB driver replies I am 2,500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there is a scale on the way. The Swift driver says well when you get up to the scale cut your lights off and coast on by. The JB driver replies thats a good idea so they part ways. the Swift driver is traveling down the road when he notices the JB driver pulled over by the DOT. The swift driver replies what happened JB the trick didn't work. The DOT replies no but it would have if it would have been night time...

Why Did JB Hunt Stop Running Doubles?
The top one kept falling off.

SWIFT: Sill Woman, I'm a Faggot Trucker

ENGLAND: Every New Guy Leaves After Ninety Days

TMC: Too Much Chrome

ROEHL: Roll Over Every Hill Last

JB HUNT: Just Beginning to Hold Up the Nation's Traffic

ROADWAY: Really Old Ass Driver Working Another Year!

PRIME INC: Please remember I mortgaged everything! I need cash!

WERNER: We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required!

How Can You Tell Where JB Hunt Drivers Fuel Up?
All The Lot Lizards Have Engagement Rings!

Did you hear about the Schneider driver that got arrested in El Paso for hauling dope?
He had two Swift drivers in the bunk!

JB v. The DOT
A JB driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Swift driver walks over and says what is wrong JB. The JB driver replies I am 2,500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there is a scale on the way. The Swift driver says well when you get up to the scale cut your lights off and coast on by. The JB driver replies thats a good idea so they part ways. the Swift driver is traveling down the road when he notices the JB driver pulled over by the DOT. The swift driver replies what happened JB the trick didn't work. The DOT replies no but it would have if it would have been night time...

Why Did JB Hunt Stop Running Doubles?
The top one kept falling off. ha ha ha ha :D that covers about all of them

More FTS *pic's*
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oooh that sucks

Not really a trucker's fault, but somebody is gonna get fired over this one:





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who knows looks like trl broke,drv pretip might have caught it,sheetrock aint that heavy.it a bad one.anybody know about the cyclist run over at racine wi week or so ago on the piolt on ramp? a whole lot of blood a white sheet and a car on top of a bike, where the sp limit was mabey 35???

Full Trucker Stupid

CRST=Crappy Repainted Schneider Truck


http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=60366&type=1&page=1 being a trucker is better than being some fag at home strokin his tiny meat

:bigcry: :bigclap:
You sir have won the award for douche bag of the day

Schneider == Shitty Company Hiring Nobody Except Idiot Drivers and Everyone's Rejects

P.A.M. == Penny A Mile
Piss And Moan

Werner == We Employ Rejects (or Retards) No Experience Required

Swift == Student With Idiot For Trainer
See What I Fucked up Today
See We Is Fuckin' Truckin'

JBHunt == John Boy Has Us Nitwits Truckin'

How can you tell when a lot lizard is full?
Her nose is running.

What do you call a lot lizard who brings her own mattress?
An owner-operator.

What do JBHunt, Swift, Schneider, and a scale master all have in common?
They all wave at you as you go by.

A JBHunt driver pulled into the weigh station one day. Scale master says, "driver, you're 2000 pounds over weight. Pull around and adjust the weight." JB pulls around, sits there for a moment, and crosses the scales again. "Driver, you're still 2000 pounds over weight. Park and bring your paperwork inside, please." JB, being ever so cooperative, parks and brings in the required paperwork. Scale master asks, "why didn't you adjust your weight?" JB replies, "I did." Scale master: "I never saw you get out of your truck." JB: "That's because our trucks come equipped with a button on our dash for adjusting weight." Scale master is absolutely dumbfounded over this startling revelation, so he knows he's gotta ask the obvious question: "Just which button might that be, driver?" JB: "The one that says 'LIGHTER'."

Schneider == Shitty Company Hiring Nobody Except Idiot Drivers and Everyone's Rejects

P.A.M. == Penny A Mile

Werner == We Employ Rejects (or Retards) No Experience Required

Swift == Student With Idiot For Trainer
See What I Fucked up Today
See We Is Fuckin' Truckin'

JBHunt == John Boy Has Us Nitwits Truckin'

How can you tell when a lot lizard is full?
Her nose is running.

What do you call a lot lizard who brings her own mattress?
An owner-operator.

What do JBHunt, Swift, Schneider, and a scale master all have in common?


ohh thats bad-- as abd as the 2 jb drivers swappin loads
They all wave at you as you go by.

A JBHunt driver pulled into the weigh station one day. Scale master says, "driver, you're 2000 pounds over weight. Pull around and adjust the weight." JB pulls around, sits there for a moment, and crosses the scales again. "Driver, you're still 2000 pounds over weight. Park and bring your paperwork inside, please." JB, being ever so cooperative, parks and brings in the required paperwork. Scale master asks, "why didn't you adjust your weight?" JB replies, "I did." Scale master: "I never saw you get out of your truck." JB: "That's because our trucks come equipped with a button on our dash for adjusting weight." Scale master is absolutely dumbfounded over this startling revelation, so he knows he's gotta ask the obvious question: "Just which button might that be, driver?" JB: "The one that says 'LIGHTER'."