Balloon Knot's Official BTLS Listening Thread 11/06/06 [Archive]

jlohlinger

11-05-2006, 11:31 PM

This is a thread for Bubba related show topics for 11/06/06. If you have a problem with me or anyone else in this thread take it outside.

With an ever growing number of Bubba marks we will continue to draw in assholes as well. If you can't follow the rules of this thread, you will be quickly find yourself on the outside looking in.

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"Manson Blues" (Post Bubba-Reaming Mix) by The Hand
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"Hogan Mark" by The Hand
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"I hurt my Sack" by The Hand
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"On the chip" by The Hand
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jlohlinger

11-05-2006, 11:31 PM

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2617 Is the new Daily Thread Total to beat... 10/26/2006

10,068 posts is the Daily Thread Record Weekly Total set on 10/23/06 - 10/28/06 (6 Days)

Friday's Daily Whore Final Totals...

Zeke 177
PriceIsRight 125
teeroy 101
Hippiebitch 85
airics 82
oug13 79
Roguepainter 79
BTLS_LoneWolf 73
artiefan711 66
PaleTimber 59

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mcbutton1970

11-05-2006, 11:36 PM

Looking forward to the 410 Maxi-Mullet being cut back to a quarter-midget! Will that make him Not-So-Full Lasker Effect?!?! Here's hoping that Lasker Investigates bit doesn't shit the bed!

Soccerfan18

11-05-2006, 11:51 PM

Looking forward to the 410 Maxi-Mullet being cut back to a quarter-midget! Will that make him Not-So-Full Lasker Effect?!?! Here's hoping that Lasker Investigates bit doesn't shit the bed!
Ah no worries here. Lasker's gonna sound just as redneck tomorrow. His mullet will be missed but it will be sacrificed for the greater good: our entertainment :D . I'm just glad to hear Lasker again after his hiatus.

P.S.: Woo-hoo 30th post! :)

mcbutton1970

11-05-2006, 11:56 PM

Ah no worries here. Lasker's gonna sound just as redneck tomorrow. His mullet will be missed but it will be sacrificed for the greater good: our entertainment :D . I'm just glad to hear Lasker again after his hiatus.

P.S.: Woo-hoo 30th post! :)
Wouldn't the rib be that Bubba's stylist gives Lasker the EXACT SAME big-boy haircut that she gives Bubba?!?! Lasker manned-up, leaving it to us (fuck the) fans. Props to the thrillbilly!

Took ya long enough! (Nine months -- hehehe) :D

Soccerfan18

11-06-2006, 12:18 AM

Took ya long enough! (Nine months -- hehehe) :D

Yeah I started an account when i first started listening to Bubba but ran into computer problems and had to scrap it and get a new PC. I'm hulk'n up now though and glad to be back.
:D

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 12:26 AM

Yeah I started an account when i first started listening to Bubba but ran into computer problems and had to scrap it and get a new PC. I'm hulk'n up now though and glad to be back.
:D
I hear ya! I'll be glad when my laptop gets here sometime tomorrow (hopefully before I have to pull out for the week on my usual haul) so that I can start getting online during the week as well! I seem to miss out on an awful lot during the week when I'm away from home (that FTE thing).

purelithium

11-06-2006, 12:41 AM

:doink:

airics

11-06-2006, 01:22 AM

ahh i made a whore list how sweet. Damn Page one is really looking like a nascar team.

airics

11-06-2006, 01:24 AM

Good morning marks

Glad yaw all got to hear from me today

Pale I pick# oh well I guess I am to early for that :D

purelithium

11-06-2006, 01:41 AM

:freak:

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 06:02 AM

Good morning marks. Today is the day the mullet goes away. Lasker was good about when the decision came in, now lets see if he will have the same attitude today.

I guess NT kept Heater busy this morning seeing how she has not posted yet today. :bigup:

Not sure how many of you are into college football but on saturday play of the day had a family connection. My brother coached the rb for Princeton. He is also a Lacrosse player and that is where my brother coached him was nice to see a small town guy make it to plays of the day.

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 06:36 AM

Morning, Marks!

D-Rob Fuckin' 70 in the Hizz-Ouse....!!!!

Ahhhh, Fuck Monday!

Woke up an hour late today and had to speed shower (only the naughty bits).

Heatherwiz

11-06-2006, 06:55 AM

Yaaawn! Streeeetch... Man I am tired. Monday's are really rough esp after getting home after midnight! I am so looking forward to todays show!!!!

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 07:04 AM

Good morning Heather how was your weekend

Oh read a earlier post i made refering to you and NT

Heatherwiz

11-06-2006, 07:07 AM

Good morning Heather how was your weekend

Oh read a earlier post i made refering to you and NT

My weekend was great, I got home last night though. I have just been busy this morning and didn't have time to post earlier. Payroll Monday yadda yadda...

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 07:08 AM

Greetings and "Monday" Salutations to the REEEEEtards, and to Wolf! :hw:

Heatherwiz

11-06-2006, 07:12 AM

Greetings and "Monday" Salutations to the REEEEEtards, and to Wolf! :hw:

I am a retard now too?? humph..

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 07:13 AM

Heather you ready for the mullet to say good bye

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 07:15 AM

I am a retard now too?? humph.. You've never complained before,,,,,, :D ;)

Jaeger

11-06-2006, 07:28 AM

good morning peeps.

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 07:31 AM

good morning peeps.

Morning, Jaeger, Heather, Banq, Mr T., Airics and whoever else I missed

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 07:34 AM

Morning, Jaeger, Heather, Banq, Mr T., Airics and whoever else I missed MOrning buddy! I had to listen to the Teeroy call again. That was some funny shit!!!!! Thanks for posting it up there,,,, :bigup:

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 07:37 AM

What's up with 101? Ferrell on vacation? :dontknow:

oug13

11-06-2006, 07:42 AM

Good morning Marks :hw:

Weekend was to short.......... :mad:

Hopefully Bubba will have a kickass show today!

oug13

11-06-2006, 07:52 AM

What's up with 101? Ferrell on vacation? :dontknow:

He talked about Friday....He said he really didn't give shit....

When he said it, I was thinking Howard was off again today..........

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 07:59 AM

Rectal Itch,,,had to be the first to say it,,,,,,,, :D

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 08:29 AM

Good morning marks, Hope all is well in your necks of the woods!

PT i vote for, shit no PT yet......guess im early today anyway.

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 08:40 AM

Happy fucking Monday.......I hate Mondays with a passion...

pic down in 15.....

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 08:40 AM

pic 1

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 08:41 AM

pic 2

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 08:41 AM

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 08:41 AM

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 08:43 AM

Damn jessica hahn sounds a bit like Janie Cakes and i think she is super annoying

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 08:45 AM

Alright PT i vote for 2 i spose but if 4 was in her pose i would likely take her.....

HAHAHA Debbie Schlessel must have an afro size bushHAHAA

oug13

11-06-2006, 08:46 AM

Pale Hard call today I'll go with #2

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 08:46 AM

Mornig, Pale.....

How 'bout them Bears... :tears:

Gimme #1 today, Please.

Hippiebitch

11-06-2006, 08:48 AM

Morning Marks... wake and bake time.....
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m26/NIKI_HAYWARD/img_smoking.jpg :p
I vote #4 hubby votes #1
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m26/NIKI_HAYWARD/mondaykitty13zg.jpg

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 08:50 AM

hey PT i vote for #1

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:00 AM

Still 7-1,,,,,,,,,got to go with #1 Pale!!!! :hw:

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 09:02 AM

Still 7-1,,,,,,,,,got to go with #1 Pale!!!! :hw:

I bet they end up 14-2, as they will play a second team vs. the Pack the last week since they will already have home field advantage pegged by then!

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:05 AM

I bet they end up 14-2, as they will play a second team vs. the Pack the last week since they will already have home field advantage pegged by then! After the way Grossman played, he should start all the games from here on out, hopeing he gets hurt!!!!! ;)

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 09:12 AM

After the way Grossman played, he should start all the games from here on out, hopeing he gets hurt!!!!! ;)

Grossman will be ok....it is still his first full season...he just has to rem to set his feet and body before throwing is all.....he used to much arm and not enough body when throwing yesterday...the result was ducks instead of rockets....oh well I had the over so I won on that game...

COCO'SNUTZ

11-06-2006, 09:14 AM

Good Morning everyone!!!!!!

Mr T....... it's good to see you awake and able to type..... you old fucker you!!!!!!

Number 1 today Pale!!!

Hey Pale.... No kids last Friday night..... Get stoned with Mrs. Coco and the next thing I know she brings out a 12" riding crop..... fucking awesome!!!!

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:15 AM

Grossman will be ok....it is still his first full season...he just has to rem to set his feet and body before throwing is all.....he used to much arm and not enough body when throwing yesterday...the result was ducks instead of rockets....oh well I had the over so I won on that game... That game stunk of '85. I hope he figures it out.......

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:15 AM

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 09:15 AM

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 09:17 AM

Parcells cost the cowboys the victory yesterday since he went for 2 instead of the 1 in the first quarter and that would of carried over and after the redskins missed the field goal all they would of have to do was sit on the ball and nt go for the field goal

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:19 AM

COCO'SNUTZ

11-06-2006, 09:21 AM

I know where that crop could have been used!!!!! What up Leonardo DiVaricos Veins!!!!!

Good Morning T!! :p

mjm

11-06-2006, 09:23 AM

Morning all

PT #2

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:27 AM

Good Morning T!! :p :hw: :D

COCO'SNUTZ

11-06-2006, 09:29 AM

I know where that crop could have been used!!!!! What up Leonardo DiVaricos Veins!!!!!

Good Morning T!! :p

Heatherwiz

11-06-2006, 09:40 AM

4

I likie #4.

Heatherwiz

11-06-2006, 09:42 AM

very kewel my Brother.....

Perfect stocking stuffer there for Christmas.. hint hint NT.. hint hint...

:D

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 09:49 AM

Oh yeah btw welcome back Tucson.....Hope your weekend was good!

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 09:55 AM

Oh yeah btw welcome back Tucson.....Hope your weekend was good! :hw: The golf was great, but the gambling, not so great :( Down 300 bucks. Could have been worse I guess. :D

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 09:58 AM

Mr.T did you head over to vegas for the weekend

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 10:02 AM

Mornin Marks :hw:

mjm

11-06-2006, 10:06 AM

Mornin Marks :hw:

Hey SP

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 10:07 AM

Hard choice between #1 and #2 ... eenie meenie minee moe ... #1

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 10:10 AM

Morning SP

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 10:16 AM

Mr.T did you head over to vegas for the weekend Vegas was another 1 1/2 hr drive to the North. No need to drive up there for another ass kickin,,,,, :D

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 10:21 AM

I was just gonna type that Howard should shock this chicks puss and he actually said it!
Thats cool, but he said it was bubbas deal...

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 10:38 AM

Dolphins put a hurtin on the Bears this weekend....... Bout time my team wins a big one :D

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 10:41 AM

And i called that too, i was saying people cant look past the Fins, if their recievers catch the ball their offense is iiiight.......

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 10:43 AM

We got lucky, our defense was on point, forcin fumbles and makin the clutch plays, plus Ronnie Brown woke up, our offense needs a ton of work

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 10:47 AM

SP did you lay any money on the fins game

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 10:49 AM

SP did you lay any money on the fins game

Never, Im a die hard fan...... its against my religon to bet with or against the fins :D

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 10:50 AM

Never, Im a die hard fan...... its against my religon to bet with or against the fins :D

Im with you on that, i can barely pick my team's players for fantasy......

airics

11-06-2006, 10:51 AM

Hey now marks

Pt #3 for me

Me wove her short time

mjm

11-06-2006, 10:54 AM

Hey now marks

Pt #3 for me

Me wove her short time

Morning airics

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:03 AM

Could be the deadest this thread has been in a while at this time......

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:03 AM

What a fuckin disaster Mondays are in the office sometimes :bang: Mondays:bang:

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 11:06 AM

Could be the deadest this thread has been in a while at this time...... I'm glad that I'm not the only one that has noticed that. Where the hell is everyone? Christmas shopping??? There are only 50 days left,,,,,, ;)

airics

11-06-2006, 11:08 AM

I stuck in a training conference but atleast i have my laptop

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 11:09 AM

I stuck in a training conference but atleast i have my laptop Are you reading while in the conference???? ;)

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 11:10 AM

Could be the deadest this thread has been in a while at this time......
I've seen more life in a morgue than I have here today!

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 11:11 AM

I've seen more life in a morgue than I have here today! Today is the first day of the "Gene Lasker Make Over" I'm sure the thread will pick up before the "Death of the Mullet!"

Soccerfan18

11-06-2006, 11:12 AM

Hmm. #2 all the way. I'm sure that it'll pick up soon. Some of us are still waking up ;)

airics

11-06-2006, 11:13 AM

yes Mr T good thing it is a computer thing and we all had to bring our own

VicRomano

11-06-2006, 11:13 AM

Hello Fucktards!! Well, it looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!

BTLS_LoneWolf

11-06-2006, 11:15 AM

Greetings and "Monday" Salutations to the REEEEEtards, and to Wolf! :hw:

Mr. T, your simple acknowledgement engulfed me with warmth and happiness. Thank you for you kindness. Kindness is valuable to me.

mjm

11-06-2006, 11:16 AM

Hello Vic..

It sure is monday slow around here thats for sure

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:16 AM

Today is the first day of the "Gene Lasker Make Over" I'm sure the thread will pick up before the "Death of the Mullet!"

Lasker Mondays !!!!!!!!!!! Hell yeah

VicRomano

11-06-2006, 11:16 AM

I hear ya! I'll be glad when my laptop gets here sometime tomorrow (hopefully before I have to pull out for the week on my usual haul) so that I can start getting online during the week as well! I seem to miss out on an awful lot during the week when I'm away from home (that FTE thing). Welcoem, bro...i was curious, do you have a cell phone connection with your laptop? Or do most truck stops have wireless connection?

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 11:16 AM

Alot of us are recovering from the excesive drinking with the results of the games yeserday

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:16 AM

It better pick up later! Work always sucks on Mondays....

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 11:17 AM

yes Mr T good thing it is a computer thing and we all had to bring our own I'm trying to think of something that might bust you up laughing,,,,,,,,,,,, ;) :rolleyes:

VicRomano

11-06-2006, 11:19 AM

Banqchef

11-06-2006, 11:19 AM

airics would you like it if Hippie stoped by with her pics

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 11:20 AM

Mr. T, your simple acknowledgement engulfed me with warmth and happiness. Thank you for you kindness. Kindness is valuable to me. :fp: After reading in the FTP, I missed Steelr,,,damn. That bums me out,,,,,,,,,,

VicRomano

11-06-2006, 11:20 AM

very kewel my Brother..... Oh, and I pick three, Pale, cause I am partial to Asians....

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 11:27 AM

On 101.....

How could anyone say she isn't hot?
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jeri-ryan/pictures/jeri-ryan-picture-1.jpg
http://www.bodogbeat.com/archives/Jeri-Ryan.jpg

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:27 AM

:fp: After reading in the FTP, I missed Steelr,,,damn. That bums me out,,,,,,,,,,

Sounded like he will have sometime to jump on but he was in the barracks....

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 11:28 AM

Welcoem, bro...i was curious, do you have a cell phone connection with your laptop? Or do most truck stops have wireless connection?
Yes and yes. The truck stops (most of the major chains now anyway) have Wi-Fi but at a price I'm not willing to pay. I could've chosen to buy a card for the laptop, but that too was more than I'm willing to pay per month. So, I found out I can simply connect my phone via USB and use it as a modem. The laptop (damn I wish it would hurry up and get here -- I gotta get to Atlanta to make my first pickup soon) will have the wireless capability built-in, so I will be able to go either route if I can pick up a free hot spot (motel, rest area, various eating establishment, main terminal). Some of the truck stops also have another option available -- IdleAire. If you've ever driven by a T/A or Petro or Flying J or Pilot or Love's, you might have spotted what looked like metal rigging with large yellow vacuum hoses hanging off it. For a minimal fee, internet surfing is one of the options.

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:28 AM

On 101.....

How could anyone say she isn't hot?
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jeri-ryan/pictures/jeri-ryan-picture-1.jpg
http://www.bodogbeat.com/archives/Jeri-Ryan.jpg

Old and imagine her without the makeup, ouch...

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:29 AM

Did anyone hear a Grover wrap up this morning?

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:31 AM

Did anyone hear a Grover wrap up this morning?

Not Yet and i havent missed much....

I cant believe Beth would say she doesnt have time to shave for her RICH man Howard, that is weak.....i would make her do it.

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 11:33 AM

Old and imagine her without the makeup, ouch...
Damn, she's younger than me ... loved that skin-tight outfit she wore in STDS9 (Seven of Nine).

VicRomano

11-06-2006, 11:33 AM

Yes and yes. The truck stops (most of the major chains now anyway) have Wi-Fi but at a price I'm not willing to pay. I could've chosen to buy a card for the laptop, but that too was more than I'm willing to pay per month. So, I found out I can simply connect my phone via USB and use it as a modem. The laptop (damn I wish it would hurry up and get here -- I gotta get to Atlanta to make my first pickup soon) will have the wireless capability built-in, so I will be able to go either route if I can pick up a free hot spot (motel, rest area, various eating establishment, main terminal). Some of the truck stops also have another option available -- IdleAire. If you've ever driven by a T/A or Petro or Flying J or Pilot or Love's, you might have spotted what looked like metal rigging with large yellow vacuum hoses hanging off it. For a minimal fee, internet surfing is one of the options. right on...drive safe, bro....

COCO'SNUTZ

11-06-2006, 11:35 AM

lol, you scared me there, coco...i was expecting "dildo" after 12", but riding crop sounds much better...lol..

it would have scared the shit out me also!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:35 AM

Damn, she's younger than me ... loved that skin-tight outfit she wore in STDS9 (Seven of Nine).

Sorry about the old comment....Tucson will likely be pissed too. The second pic is a lot better and i was basing the initial post on the first pic.

I guess i dont even know how old she is but just looked old....

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:37 AM

Not Yet and i havent missed much....

I cant believe Beth would say she doesnt have time to shave for her RICH man Howard, that is weak.....i would make her do it.

I can see her point, I've been with a few chicks who had razor burn from shaving so frequently..... looked like some sort of disease.... very gross :jefflevy:

PaleTimber

11-06-2006, 11:38 AM

man I am bummed about steeler...fucking mondays

Soccerfan18

11-06-2006, 11:38 AM

I can see her point, I've been with a few chicks who had razor burn from shaving so frequently..... looked like some sort of disease.... very gross :jefflevy:

Yeah I hate that feeling when her skin down there feels like stubble without hair.

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:39 AM

I can see her point, I've been with a few chicks who had razor burn from shaving so frequently..... looked like some sort of disease.... very gross :jefflevy:

I spose, my gf just refuses to do anything so im always dealin with a retro deal......

yeah i know im workin on it.....

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:42 AM

I spose, my gf just refuses to do anything so im always dealin with an retro deal......

yeah i know im workin on it.....

:lol: retro bush can be fun

http://www.staggerin.com/resize-image-cache.php?url=98057.jpg&max_width=255&max_height=255

got this chic in a leg lock?

Hippiebitch

11-06-2006, 11:43 AM

I spose, my gf just refuses to do anything so im always dealin with a retro deal......

yeah i know im workin on it..... Tip of the Day:http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/hippiebitchyesca/magic.jpg

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:44 AM

Tip of the Day:http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/hippiebitchyesca/magic.jpg

WTF is that! Powder? need a little help Hippie.....

Hippiebitch

11-06-2006, 11:46 AM

WTF is that! Powder? need a little help Hippie..... its a dipilatory that works like...."Magic". It's specifically made to reduce razor burn on black mens beards and is found in the ethnic hair care section mostly. Ive been using it for yrs!!

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 11:47 AM

Sorry about the old comment....Tucson will likely be pissed too. The second pic is a lot better and i was basing the initial post on the first pic.

I guess i dont even know how old she is but just looked old....
Not pissed at all and no apology necessary! I keep trying to convince people that I'm an old fart (I'm an OLD 36 -- basically meaning my body is breaking down on a daily basis -- just ask my chiropractor). She's not much younger than me though, 34 I believe. You might remember she was married to the Republican senate candidate from Illinois that dropped out two years (Obama eventually won the spot).

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:47 AM

Gilbert is hilarious.... annoying, but friggin hilarious

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:48 AM

Damn i love GILBERT!

Soccerfan18

11-06-2006, 11:49 AM

its a dipilatory that works like...."Magic". It's specifically made to reduce razor burn on black mens beards and is found in the ethnic hair care section mostly. Ive been using it for yrs!!
So... women's bush=black men's beards? I'll never look at a Mr. T movie the same. hehe.

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:50 AM

Not pissed at all and no apology necessary! I keep trying to convince people that I'm an old fart (I'm an OLD 36 -- basically meaning my body is breaking down on a daily basis -- just ask my chiropractor). She's not much younger than me though, 34 I believe. You might remember she was married to the Republican senate candidate from Illinois that dropped out two years (Obama eventually won the spot).

Well ill be 28 in less than a month so i feel like sometimes people here are really old......36, shit you arent even halfway through life!(unless you live it like me....)

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:50 AM

Damn i love GILBERT!

how was your weekend? didnt see u on xbox live friday, then again I left the day job and went straight to the night job :(

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:51 AM

its a dipilatory that works like...."Magic". It's specifically made to reduce razor burn on black mens beards and is found in the ethnic hair care section mostly. Ive been using it for yrs!!

Thanks, first i gotta get her to do something about it.....then ill bring up the Magic!

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 11:51 AM

Afternoon marks.... lookin' forward to my Lasker-fix today... it's always a fuckin' home-run when Gene is in the studio :)

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:52 AM

how was your weekend? didnt see u on xbox live friday, then again I left the day job and went straight to the night job :(

Not bad, laid low....we logged on but didnt see either of you guys there.....we were working on the season anyway...but soon enough, my buddy is all pumped about some Gears of War or something that comes out Wed. and hes takin off to play all day, i told him he's too old to do that shit but he disagreed.

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:52 AM

So... women's bush=black men's beards? I'll never look at a Mr. T movie the same. hehe.
:rofl::lol: :bl:

Hippiebitch

11-06-2006, 11:53 AM

Thanks, first i gotta get her to do something about it.....then ill bring up the Magic! *Whispers* Buy some, read the directions and do it for her *Smacked upside the head*

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:53 AM

Afternoon marks.... lookin' forward to my Lasker-fix today... it's always a fuckin' home-run when Gene is in the studio :)

Hey NT, should be fun!!!!

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 11:53 AM

Gilbert's doin his Mr. X ..... :rofl:

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:53 AM

*Whispers* Buy some, read the directions and do it for her *Smacked upside the head*

Good Point. Thanks

redryder24

11-06-2006, 11:54 AM

Gene said Saturday that he wants to put his mullet on a hat for after they chop it off.

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 11:55 AM

Gene said Saturday that he wants to put his mullet on a hat for after they chop it off.

NICE ruffryder! that will be fuckin sweet. Bubba marked the fuck out to you on his blog, hope the races were fun!

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 11:57 AM

Gene said Saturday that he wants to put his mullet on a hat for after they chop it off.

Hey Red!!!!!.... great to see ya back on here buddy :D How ya been????

redryder24

11-06-2006, 11:59 AM

NICE ruffryder! that will be fuckin sweet. Bubba marked the fuck out to you on his blog, hope the races were fun!
Yes ,it was a great time ,just wished Gene ran as good as he did on Friday night. there was a bad crash right in front of us in turn 3 , the car was up in the fence, his right front wheel was left lodged in the fence about 10 feet up., The guy walked away thank god.

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 11:59 AM

Hey NT, should be fun!!!!

Hey Artie... I'm thinkin' that instead of putting Chip back on the rack, they should make him eat Gene's mullet after they cut it off, that way Gene gets his revenge for the ballshocking :D :D :D ...whatcha think???

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 12:00 PM

Gene said Saturday that he wants to put his mullet on a hat for after they chop it off.

omg that would be great.... U need to change your name to ruffryder, Bubba will never get it right :D

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 12:00 PM

Well ill be 28 in less than a month so i feel like sometimes people here are really old......36, shit you arent even halfway through life!(unless you live it like me....)
Oddly enough, I'm not the stereotypical FTE out here (aside from being a little overweight but not too bad). I don't smoke, I don't drink coffee, I don't use drugs, I don't drink carbonated drinks, and I rarely drink alcohol (maybe once or twice a year but never been drunk). Just my body breaking down a little quicker than I'd like (neck, shoulders, back, and knees all fucked up -- explains chiropractor), and I'm definitely in a high-risk profession. I've never been part of the system, basically have stayed out of legal trouble. HOWEVER, I am married (11-1/2 years) and have a daughter. If THAT'S not high-risk enough (they both lay claim to every one of my greys proudly), I don't know what is! I just live life one day at a time, I enjoy sharing a smile every now and then, and I certainly enjoy making someone laugh (laughter is wonderful medicine for whatever ails ya). Kinda boring and probably belongs in WGAS ... I'm just a hard-working FTE trying to provide a better life for my loved ones.

Isn't average life-expectancy for males somewhere around 68? If so, it really IS downhill from here!

redryder24

11-06-2006, 12:02 PM

Hey Red!!!!!.... great to see ya back on here buddy :D How ya been????

Been ok, surprised when I came back to see if I was still Dead Account,
It is good to be back and I promise not to post here drunk anymore.
every thing ok with you NT ? and HW ?

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:03 PM

Yeah I hate that feeling when her skin down there feels like stubble without hair. It's like making out with your GrandPa without his teeth in!!!!!!!! :D

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:03 PM

Afternoon marks.... lookin' forward to my Lasker-fix today... it's always a fuckin' home-run when Gene is in the studio :)

LOL how bout that

redryder24

11-06-2006, 12:05 PM

omg that would be great.... U need to change your name to ruffryder, Bubba will never get it right :D I should, but Redryder is the cb handle my dad started calling me many years ago and it just stuck so I keep using it.

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:05 PM

Morninn NT and Red! Board is slowly coming to life,,,, ;)

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 12:07 PM

Oddly enough, I'm not the stereotypical FTE out here (aside from being a little overweight but not too bad). I don't smoke, I don't drink coffee, I don't use drugs, I don't drink carbonated drinks, and I rarely drink alcohol (maybe once or twice a year but never been drunk). Just my body breaking down a little quicker than I'd like (neck, shoulders, back, and knees all fucked up -- explains chiropractor), and I'm definitely in a high-risk profession. I've never been part of the system, basically have stayed out of legal trouble. HOWEVER, I am married (11-1/2 years) and have a daughter. If THAT'S not high-risk enough (they both lay claim to every one of my greys proudly), I don't know what is! I just live life one day at a time, I enjoy sharing a smile every now and then, and I certainly enjoy making someone laugh (laughter is wonderful medicine for whatever ails ya). Kinda boring and probably belongs in WGAS ... I'm just a hard-working FTE trying to provide a better life for my loved ones.

Isn't average life-expectancy for males somewhere around 68? If so, it really IS downhill from here!

Fuck, I will be 37 in January and I act like I am 27 (so my wife says). My only problem is my bad back! I am a chiropractor guy, too. Even though I took some grief about it in here one day from PIR, I like going to him.....

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

I should, but Redryder is the cb handle my dad started calling me many years ago and it just stuck so I keep using it.

oh thats right u were a dead account..... stirrin too much shit ehhh....

be good or else ..... :slapcum: :D

mjm

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

It's like making out with your GrandPa without his teeth in!!!!!!!! :D http://alseefalamlah.jeeran.com/No-Teeth4.JPG

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

Fuck, I will be 37 in January and I act like I am 27 (so my wife says). My only problem is my bad back! I am a chiropractor guy, too. Even though I took some grief about it in here one day from PIR, I like going to him..... Get your levels checked, lose weight, quit smoking and take 20mg of Cealis,,,,,,just sayin. ;)

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

It's like making out with your GrandPa without his teeth in!!!!!!!! :D

Looks like a new sig for someone to me!

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

hey Tucson...did he ever ring ring?

Halcyon

11-06-2006, 12:08 PM

redryder24

11-06-2006, 12:09 PM

oh thats right u were a dead account..... stirrin too much shit ehhh....

be good or else ..... :slapcum: :D
Yea ,I learned my lesson. LOL

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:09 PM

http://alseefalamlah.jeeran.com/No-Teeth4.JPG :banplz: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D ;)

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 12:10 PM

Been ok, surprised when I came back to see if I was still Dead Account,
It is good to be back and I promise not to post here drunk anymore.
every thing ok with you NT ? and HW ?

Hey brother... hope ya stick around man. Alot of people have some misconception when it comes to posting here, but it's actually really simple... If somebody posts with bad intentions, they won't last too long. As long as people are here to have fun, then there's no bubbles, no troubles. There was alot of shit goin' on back then and alot of people losing sight of the fact that we're ALL fans. I think that if you stick around and relax, you'll have alot of fun with us, especially in the daily show threads... I know I'd like to see ya on here more often.... Everything is great with me and the Wiz. She left late last night to head back to Philly. Still doin' the weekend relationship deal here and it only gets better everytime :) . Anything new with you down there???

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:10 PM

hey Tucson...did he ever ring ring? Never did,,,,,, :mad:

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 12:10 PM

Fuck, I will be 37 in January and I act like I am 27 (so my wife says). My only problem is my bad back! I am a chiropractor guy, too. Even though I took some grief about it in here one day from PIR, I like going to him.....
Oh don't get me wrong, as long as I can smile and laugh, I'll still be young at heart. My body will just feel like it's been rode hard and put away dry-fucked!

COCO'SNUTZ

11-06-2006, 12:11 PM

It's like making out with your GrandPa without his teeth in!!!!!!!! :D

???????????????????????????????????

You OK???????????????????

mjm

11-06-2006, 12:11 PM

:banplz: EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D ;)

haha just adding a photo to the comment

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 12:12 PM

LOL how bout that

heya fucker.... so whattdoya think??.... should Bubba make Chip eat Gene's mullett instead of shocking him <say yes, please say yes>

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:12 PM

Yeah I hate that feeling when her skin down there feels like stubble without hair. Here ya go Coco,,,,,,,,,,,

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 12:13 PM

I used to listen to Bubba every day all day for a whole year straight. Now, with my new position here at work, I don't get to listen AT ALL. I miss the show every day now and it drives me nuts. Thanks you guys for helping me catch up on the show every day!!!

nice of u to join us, just ask a question during the show, some of the guys will take u seriously, the other half will give u shit..... i myself am part of that other half :D

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 12:13 PM

Morninn NT and Red! Board is slowly coming to life,,,, ;)

Hey now T... how was the weekend?

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:14 PM

Hey now T... how was the weekend? Long ass drive to lose 300 bucks! The golf was great, if you like 25mph winds,,,,,,,,still a chance to get out of town for a weekend. ;)

redryder24

11-06-2006, 12:16 PM

Hey brother... hope ya stick around man. Alot of people have some misconception when it comes to posting here, but it's actually really simple... If somebody posts with bad intentions, they won't last too long. As long as people are here to have fun, then there's no bubbles, no troubles. There was alot of shit goin' on back then and alot of people losing sight of the fact that we're ALL fans. I think that if you stick around and relax, you'll have alot of fun with us, especially in the daily show threads... I know I'd like to see ya on here more often.... Everything is great with me and the Wiz. She left late last night to head back to Philly. Still doin' the weekend relationship deal here and it only gets better everytime :) . Anything new with you down there???
I have been workin my ass off lately, finally got a weekend off ,so I went to see Gene race and pay homage to the famous mullet before it goes away , I will keep mine though.

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:16 PM

Never did,,,,,, :mad:

He poured sugar all over you mother fucker LOL

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 12:16 PM

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Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:18 PM

He poured sugar all over you mother fucker LOL By the way, you owe me 10 bucks,,,,,,,,red didn't work! :p

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 12:19 PM

Gilbert is frikkin' hilarious on Howard's show.

I love the faux comeback of Ted Kennedy Megaphone.

Errr-Aaaah!!

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 12:20 PM

I have been workin my ass off lately, finally got a weekend off ,so I went to see Gene race and pay homage to the famous mullet before it goes away , I will keep mine though.

Well glad to hear you got to get out and have some fun... you gonna get to hang out here a while today?

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:20 PM

heya fucker.... so whattdoya think??.... should Bubba make Chip eat Gene's mullett instead of shocking him <say yes, please say yes>

See that's been done before. High Pitch Eric had to eat someone's pubes once so I say Chip must eat Lasker's mullet WHILE Gene shocks his balls. Mean while Spice can shove anal beads up his add and connect the other end to Lasker's Vette. They have to leave a long enough rope so it will be ripped out when lasker is doing doughnuts.

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:20 PM

Gilbert is frikkin' hilarious on Howard's show.

I love the faux comeback of Ted Kennedy Megaphone.

Errr-Aaaah!! Errraaa,,,1,2,3,4, I gonna drown some whores,,,,,,,
5,6,7,8, drowin whores is really great! Errrraaa!

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:21 PM

Long ass drive to lose 300 bucks! The golf was great, if you like 25mph winds,,,,,,,,still a chance to get out of town for a weekend. ;)

how did my red do?

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:22 PM

how did my red do? Post #160,,,,,,,,, ;)

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 12:22 PM

See that's been done before. High Pitch Eric had to eat someone's pubes once so I say Chip must eat Lasker's mullet WHILE Gene shocks his balls. Mean while Spice can shove anal beads up his add and connect the other end to Lasker's Vette. They have to leave a long enough rope so it will be ripped out when lasker is doing doughnuts.

note to self.... never blackout in Miller's presence :(

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:26 PM

By the way, you owe me 10 bucks,,,,,,,,red didn't work! :p

Well that's just shitty ole bad luck there.

airics

11-06-2006, 12:27 PM

all right when they say they a serving breakfast at a meeting. Breakfast is not fucking danish and bagel. Fuck now I am hungry

d-rob70

11-06-2006, 12:29 PM

all right when they say they a serving breakfast at a meeting. Breakfast is not fucking danish and bagel. Fuck now I am hungry

Although, It is a CONTINENTAL breakfast!

When someone says "Breakfast", in my opinion, there better be some fuckin' eggs on a plate somewhere!!!

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:29 PM

Well that's just shitty ole bad luck there. That's what I get for listening to you and Wolfie!!!!!!! :D ;)

thehand

11-06-2006, 12:29 PM

yo marks

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 12:30 PM

all right when they say they a serving breakfast at a meeting. Breakfast is not fucking danish and bagel. Fuck now I am hungry
Funny, I always thought breakfast had to include pop tarts ...

mjm

11-06-2006, 12:30 PM

yo marks

hello hand

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:30 PM

Although, It is a CONTINENTAL breakfast!

When someone says "Breakfast", in my opinion, there better be some fuckin' eggs on a plate somewhere!!! PAGING HIPPIE!!!! PAGING HIPPIE!!!!!

COCO'SNUTZ

11-06-2006, 12:31 PM

What's up Hand?????????????

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 12:31 PM

:hw: Hey Hand

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:31 PM

yo marks :hw:

Soccerfan18

11-06-2006, 12:31 PM

Good to see ya thehand. You looking forward to the death of a mullet?

mcbutton1970

11-06-2006, 12:32 PM

Hey D-Rob ... I tried my hand on the AV for SexyMomma ... think you can get that to her whenever you see her this week? I posted it on the thread below:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=4947915#post4947915

Hippiebitch

11-06-2006, 12:32 PM

all right when they say they a serving breakfast at a meeting. Breakfast is not fucking danish and bagel. Fuck now I am hungry steak and eggs???
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i279/hippiebitchyesca/omelette.jpg

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 12:33 PM

Although, It is a CONTINENTAL breakfast!

When someone says "Breakfast", in my opinion, there better be some fuckin' eggs on a plate somewhere!!!

Damn right! (psst donuts are bad for you yet people eat one like it is gonna help them get through the morning)

Thanks mcb for the breakdown, id tell you my deal but gotta go get lunch and smoke a few cigs, while i punch my fucking starmate because it doesnt come in for shit around my work....

Good Work Ryder glad the guy was ok,

Halycon i answer questions nicely for the most part, watch out for SP he will attack you the first shot he gets :D

T, Red never wins gotta go with Black!

Lastly, NT i think Lasker should definitely be the one shocking Chips pedophile balls! I cant believe no one on the show has brought that up yet!

cant wait for the mullet on the hat!!!!

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:33 PM

note to self.... never blackout in Miller's presence :(

you hope to make sexy time?

artiefan711

11-06-2006, 12:34 PM

Hey Hand, just intime for lunch! be back soon!

Miller

11-06-2006, 12:34 PM

That's what I get for listening to you and Wolfie!!!!!!! :D ;)

did she show you her tits?

hey hand...how goes it?

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:35 PM

Good to see ya thehand. You looking forward to the death of a mullet?

Willie Nelson- To All The Girls I've Loved Before,,,,,,,

To all the Mullets I've grown before,
The scissors snip, it floated down to the floor,,,,

I thought that I did beat, SpiceBoy is slow on his feet,
To all the Mullets I've grown before,,,,,,,,,,,,

airics

11-06-2006, 12:35 PM

Hey now hand stuck in the shit hole they call ontario for a few days

thehand

11-06-2006, 12:37 PM

Man I went to a sports bar yesterday & met this dude, Brent Briscone he's an actor in tons of movies (Slingblade, A Simple Plan , Deadwood) ) & a really close friend of Billy Bob Thorton. We ended up heading over to Hollywood & partied at some clubs over there after the game. He had a bunch great stories about Bill Paxton, Billy Bob & all kids of crazy stuff.
He said he would be willing to call in, I think he would be radio gold, so I forwarded his info toy Brent. He aslo said he could probably get Billy Bob to call in.

here's his filmography:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0109785/

Ned'sTesticles

11-06-2006, 12:37 PM

you hope to make sexy time?

eeehhh.... not so mucha this one. wa woo wee wa

Mr.Tucson

11-06-2006, 12:37 PM

did she show you her tits?

hey hand...how goes it? Now Miller!!!!!

Siobhans Penis

11-06-2006, 12:38 PM

Man I went to a sports bar yesterday & me this dude, Brent Briscone he's an actor in tons of movies (Slingblade, A Simple Plan , Deadwood) ) & a really close friend of Billy Bob Thorton. We ended up heading over to Hollywood & partied at some clubs over there after the game. He had a bunch great stories about Bill Paxton, Billy Bob & all kids of crazy stuff.
He said he would be willing to call in, I think he would be radio gold, so I forwarded his info toy Brent. He aslo said he could probably get Billy Bob to call in.

here's his filmography:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0109785/

sweet, how was the Playboy mansion?