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"Wake me up when Doctor Mark ends" by The Hand
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2617 Is the new Daily Thread Total to beat... 10/26/2006

10,068 posts is the Daily Thread Record Weekly Total set on 10/23/06 - 10/28/06 (6 Days)


Previous Shows Daily Whore Final Totals...

teeroy 91
PriceIsRight 85
Scales 75
Mr.Tucson 75
Zeke 72
oug13 71
airics 58
jlohlinger 47
Siobhans Penis 46
USMCMatt 40

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You need to get Ice Cubes song were he talks about killing the police and blast that around them.

You need to get Ice Cubes song were he talks about killing the police.

Which one... Ice T had "Cop Killer" when he was doing that Body Count shit... is that what you're thinking of?

Which one... Ice T had "Cop Killer" when he was doing that Body Count shit... is that what you're thinking of?


Ya my bad.

Ya my bad.

Hey man... no biggie... I mean really... is there all that much difference between any of the "Ice's"... they all sold the fuck out after being "gangsta"... hell they all went down on the mans dick quicker than a bitch in prison... first Vanilla... the Cube... then T... now they're all dancing fucking monkeys...

Listening to the 12/27 replay. Bubba just threatned to punch the god hates fag chick in the face.

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Most cops are just bitches that got beat up in school and wanted a way to get back at people.

Listening to the 12/27 replay. Bubba just threatned to puch the god hates fag chick in the face.

Yeah... It's probably best I just leave the TV on... I've heard it three times now... and if I listen to it now it's going to lead to me posting shit like this...

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Hey man... no biggie... I mean really... is there all that much difference between any of the "Ice's"... they all sold the fuck out after being "gangsta"... hell they all went down on the mans dick quicker than a bitch in prison... first Vanilla... the Cube... then T... now they're all dancing fucking monkeys...

Not Just Ice (rapper). He stayed hardcore all the way. Fuck the police, NWA?

Most cops are just bitches that got beat up in school and wanted a way to get back at people.

Dude... that was totally this guy... total fucking tool with this huge fucking berry on the side of his face... a pencil thin almost faggish mustache... chest all puffed out... I swear when I got out of the van if I would have flinched at him he would have shit his pants... I should have fucking pushed him in front of a fucking car and torched his fucking cruiser... :mad:

Not Just Ice (rapper). He stayed hardcore all the way. Fuck the police, NWA?

Yep... and every one of those "Ice's" sold out... Ice T sold out when he played a fucking kangaroo or whatever the fuck he was supposed to be in Tank Girl... Ice Cube officially sold out the minute he signed the contract to do "Are we there yet?" and it's sequel and those Barber Shop movies weren't much of a "street cred" builder either... and Vanilla Ice... well he sold out the minute he started telling people he was Vanilla Ice...

Dude... that was totally this guy... total fucking tool with this huge fucking berry on the side of his face... a pencil thin almost faggish mustache... chest all puffed out... I swear when I got out of the van if I would have flinched at him he would have shit his pants... I should have fucking pushed him in front of a fucking car and torched his fucking cruiser... :mad:

Been there done that man. Beat a cops ass a few years ago when he crashed a party I was at. Felt fucking good, and I didn't get hardly any time in jail, so all in all it was well worth it.

Been there done that man. Beat a cops ass a few years ago when he crashed a party I was at. Felt fucking good, and I didn't get hardly any time in jail, so all in all it was well worth it.

Dude I fucked up at least three dudes that are full time cops for Reading... fuck one of them I even pissed on his car right in front of him and he didn't say shit about it... you know... I really think I could get used to being a prick again... I don't really do nice very well... I think everyone sees that... :D

*edit... just for the record they weren't cops at the time that I fucked them up... put the one dude is pretty big... but he never had much to say to me after I punched him in the balls and smashed one of those heavy beer mugs... you know the ones that when you're drunk they weigh enough that you constantly think there's beer in them even when they're empty...

This is actually pretty much the way it went down... but change where it says you to him... but me is still me... not you... :D

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Dude I fucked up at least three dudes that are full time cops for Reading... fuck one of them I even pissed on his car right in front of him and he didn't say shit about it... you know... I really think I could get used to being a prick again... I don't really do nice very well... I think everyone sees that... :D

*edit... just for the record they weren't cops at the time that I fucked them up... put the one dude is pretty big... but he never had much to say to me after I punched him in the balls and smashed one of those heavy beer mugs... you know the ones that when you're drunk they weigh enough that you constantly think there's beer in them even when they're empty...

This is actually pretty much the way it went down... but change where it says you to him... but me is still me... not you... :D

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HAHA, nice. Mine was an on duty cop that was a cunt. He got tired of my smart mouth and pushed me against a wall. I took him down and went to town, his cop buddy jumped on me and I got him off for a few seconds. It didnt last long though, the cavalry showed up and beat my ass and took me to jail. I ended up sending two of them to the ER with minor injuries, but when I tell the story in real life I hype it up big time. I ended up doing 15 days out of the 15 years I was facing. The cop had a long list of getting "rough" while arresting people, so they took it easy on me. Plus I had about 30 people that wrote a statment about the shit he did. :D

Dude I fucked up at least three dudes that are full time cops for Reading... fuck one of them I even pissed on his car right in front of him and he didn't say shit about it... you know... I really think I could get used to being a prick again... I don't really do nice very well... I think everyone sees that... :D

*edit... just for the record they weren't cops at the time that I fucked them up... put the one dude is pretty big... but he never had much to say to me after I punched him in the balls and smashed one of those heavy beer mugs... you know the ones that when you're drunk they weigh enough that you constantly think there's beer in them even when they're empty...

This is actually pretty much the way it went down... but change where it says you to him... but me is still me... not you... :D

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Doesn't matter if they were or weren't cops at the time. You still fucked them up. Thats all that matters.

[B]Dude I fucked up at least three dudes

Are these the 3 guys? :D

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what's up marks. good am to ya

hey guy

what's up marks. good am to ya

hey guy

Welcome back

Hey mav, whats going on man? Its about bed time for me, inching to 4 am and I can't keep my eyes open much after that.

Hey mav, whats going on man? Its about bed time for me, inching to 4 am and I can't keep my eyes open much after that.

Pussy

Man up and stay up.

Welcome back

thanks

Hey mav, whats going on man? Its about bed time for me, inching to 4 am and I can't keep my eyes open much after that.

not much swish, just woke up, shaking the cobwebs out before i get moving

I think everyone left me and I'm all alone.

i'll drop a few lines when i stop. just finished the bubba i recorded yesterday

i'll drop a few lines when i stop. just finished the bubba i recorded yesterday

So how was the traffic in the Bay Area. Shitty as always?

it was bad yesterday afternoon going back into the city, the rest of the day was pretty light.

headed to santa maria now. got to stop several times to drop and pick a few items.

Good Morning All

Good Morning All

Morning Zeke

Morning Zeke

Good Morning Raider...

All this violence and I ain't took a shit, yet....

For Entertainment & Educational Purposes Only


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wouldn't be so bad id it were something else

Well good morning all.

Greetings and "Wet, Cold and rainy" Salutations to the REEEEEtards!!!! :hw:

I think BK has some kind of bad evil karma deal going on right now.

Love the avatar Tucson!

Good Morning, Marks!

D-Rob "Fuckin" 70 in the Heezy Fo' Sheezy!!!

Morning, Wiz, Mr.T, Jaeg, Mav, Zeke-my main Cylon, and whoever else is Lurking around here.

Gonna be pretty busy today at the place that pays me (W*@K).

Mr. T is the MAN...Polar Bears And all.....

I think BK has some kind of bad evil karma deal going on right now.

Love the avatar Tucson! Thanks Wizzer,, ;)

DRob Fuckin 70,,,,mornin!

Hey Good Morning All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Home from work..........
Kids visiting my brother....................

Hanging with the Mrs. Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tucson................ Cool AV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Good Morning All!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Home from work..........
Kids visiting my brother....................

Hanging with the Mrs. Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tucson................ Cool AV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks you old smelly fart knocker! ;)

Good Morning Marks........ :hw:

Mr. T nice new AV........ :D

Thanks you old smelly fart knocker! ;)

I am waking up ..... reading my posts from last night at the bar.........

I spent most of the day yesterday reading the daily, listening to Scales just mark out on himself and his bullshit prank he pulles the other night, but kept my mouth shut......

Well it's obvious now that when we got home last night, I settled in with a cocktail and let it fly...........

Oh well :)

Strange weather right now,,,,we might even get snow in the city this morning,,,,,,,,,,,

Good morning Marks

Wiz did you recieve your package from Florida yet

From looking at the weather it looks like MXGIRL is in store for another big snow storm again today maybe she will here later

Strange weather right now,,,,we might even get snow in the city this morning,,,,,,,,,,,

I'm looking at that mtn. waiting to see the "Close Encounters" fucking space ship to light the fucking sky up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

I'm looking at that mtn. waiting to see the "Close Encounters" fucking space ship to light the fucking sky up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D HAHAHAHAHA! I'm watching the snow falling up there. It's really coming down.

Good morning alll..hope you all have a great one.....

HAHAHAHAHA! I watching the snow falling up there. It's really coming down.

I am so happy that it's snowing there and not here...........

We have been so lucky this season with the warm weather.........

Me and Steph are going out to lunch taday and are taking the bike, believe it or not,

Good morning alll..hope you all have a great one.....

Slainte' my friend!!!!!!!!

I am so happy that it's snowing there and not here...........

We have been so lucky this season with the warm weather.........

Me and Steph are going out to lunch taday and are taking the bike, believe it or not, We have been lucky with the cold, it was in the 70's for XMas, so I guess were due for some cold stuff. :rolleyes:

We have been lucky with the cold, it was in the 70's for XMas, so I guess were due for some cold stuff. :rolleyes:

What's the plan for New Years Eve...... ya old fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the plan for New Years Eve...... ya old fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The neighbors make it like Beruit,,gun fire all over the place. We just stay in an let the idiots do their thing. It doesn't pay to go out for New Years anymore, with the Wolf Packs crusin around waiting to pull you over,,,,,,,,

The neighbors make it like Beruit,,gun fire all over the place. We just stay in an let the idiots do their thing. It doesn't pay to go out for New Years anymore, with the Wolf Packs crusin around waiting to pull you over,,,,,,,,

I'm with you.......... We live on a cul de sac, and all of the nieghbors get together..... do a bon fire and just celebrate................

It's real nice....... real laid back and fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning Marks

Wiz did you recieve your package from Florida yet

From looking at the weather it looks like MXGIRL is in store for another big snow storm again today maybe she will here later No doubt!

Colorado braces for more snow
Denver area still recovering from last week’s storm

Updated: 9:30 p.m. MT Dec 27, 2006
DENVER - Still recovering from last week’s blizzard, Colorado cities braced Wednesday for another storm that could bring more than a foot of snow and high winds to the state and cause planes to be grounded at Denver International Airport again.

The National Weather Service said a storm, expected Thursday, could pack gusts up to 45 mph, whipping the heavy snow into blinding whiteouts. Denver could get 18 inches of snow by Friday morning, and up to 2½ feet were forecast for the foothills, the weather service said.

Weather Service forecasters said flights from Denver’s airport could be delayed or even canceled but cautioned the storm’s path and intensity were difficult to predict.

Morning guys...

Morning guys...

Mornin' brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All these replays are giving me a chance to catch up on my ESPN radio durring the mornings...

No doubt!

Colorado braces for more snow
Denver area still recovering from last week’s storm

Updated: 9:30 p.m. MT Dec 27, 2006
DENVER - Still recovering from last week’s blizzard, Colorado cities braced Wednesday for another storm that could bring more than a foot of snow and high winds to the state and cause planes to be grounded at Denver International Airport again.

The National Weather Service said a storm, expected Thursday, could pack gusts up to 45 mph, whipping the heavy snow into blinding whiteouts. Denver could get 18 inches of snow by Friday morning, and up to 2½ feet were forecast for the foothills, the weather service said.

Weather Service forecasters said flights from Denver’s airport could be delayed or even canceled but cautioned the storm’s path and intensity were difficult to predict.

Good Morning Everyone!

Maybe they can move the Polar Bears to Denver...j/k

Morning ev'rybody. :hw:

Snow in the Sonoran desert and it's going to be 50 here today.

:bigthink:

Morning Go and Butler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Morning ev'rybody. :hw:

Snow in the Sonoran desert and it's going to be 50 here today.

:bigthink: Go figure, huh???? :right:

hey there everryyyyboddyyy

how are ya's

Nice one MrT. Hope you guy's get a little of the white stuff. not enough to get out of control though.
Then maybe we'll have a little more on the mnt. tops for me too look at.

I'm just putting a big wave out to everyone. That way i don't miss anyone.
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hey there everryyyyboddyyy

how are ya's

Nice one MrT. Hope you guy's get a little of the white stuff. not enough to get out of control though.
Then maybe we'll have a little more on the mnt. tops for me too look at.

I'm just putting a big wave out to everyone. That way i don't miss anyone.
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Hey Mav..........................

What's yer 20 today?????????????????? :)

Santa Maria, Ca at the moment. Couple hours north of airics.

Waiting to see if a friend needs help with getting some stuff down to LA or if i need to head on down to the Port.

Things swinging well this am for ya CCNuts

Hey, I'm back and it's almost like ole times...almost all the regulars are here...and Good Morning All................I posted BK's new favorite web site back a few....

Morning ev'rybody. :hw:

Snow in the Sonoran desert and it's going to be 50 here today.

:bigthink:

The same here in Da Bronx

A light dusting, and more to come,,,,,,,this is great!!!!!!

A light dusting, and more to come,,,,,,,this is great!!!!!!

Fix the date in your camera.....

what's going down zeke

Fix the date in your camera..... :opps:

Santa Maria, Ca at the moment. Couple hours north of airics.

Waiting to see if a friend needs help with getting some stuff down to LA or if i need to head on down to the Port.

Things swinging well this am for ya CCNuts

Swingin' just fine my brother...............................

Have a great fucking day Kiddo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

Who likes Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fighting???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJjvZqGaMI


I do! I Really Really do.

Morning Zeke.........................

Good to hear ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Hey Zeke........ You any where near Katonah Ave or Mc Lean Blvd????????

what's going down zeke

BK and the Po--lice...the never ending homo-drama

Swingin' just fine my brother...............................

Have a great fucking day Kiddo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

Hey CoCo...

Your bud Scales is a trip....a loquacious and verbose one..........I bet he drones on and on in real life...

He's could be our weapon...take over a thread in seconds

BK and the Po--lice...the never ending homo-drama

ya ya ya

don't rustle me up with your homo-eroticism.

Hey CoCo...

Your bud Scales is a trip....a loquacious and verbose one..........I bet he drones on and on in real life...

He's could be our weapon...take over a thread in seconds :lol:

Hey Zeke........ You any where near Katonah Ave or Mc Lean Blvd????????

Not really...but I used to hang in the Rusty Nail...years ago.....( gf lived nearby )

I know it well

Hey CoCo...

Your bud Scales is a trip....a loquacious and verbose one..........I bet he drones on and on in real life...

He's could be our weapon...take over a thread in seconds

You're right Bro..............

No apology intended....... but I may have just taken a shit on him and his line of bullshit last night because of ....... let's just say...... I gotta say what I gotta say cause if I didn't..... well it just would'nt be me syndrome!!!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I just posted a 'clit piercing video' in adult....

two mnute clip....not bad....the piercer looks like Dr. Ivan ( no disrespect Dr. Ivan, Sir )

Who likes Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fighting???

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I do! I Really Really do.

caught the first two seconds of action or so. have to wait until later to veiw it all.
seems funny as hell though.


guuuud peeeeeek

This thread should be renamed BUBBA'S A.D.D. THREAD;
We went from Polar Bears and Snow in Denver to Killing Cops to Clit Piercing...NOICE!!!

This thread should be renamed BUBBA'S A.D.D. THREAD;
We went from Polar Bears and Snow in Denver to Killing Cops to Clit Piercing...NOICE!!! :lol: :spit:

This thread should be renamed BUBBA'S A.D.D. THREAD;
We went from Polar Bears and Snow in Denver to Killing Cops to Clit Piercing...NOICE!!! :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap:

This thread should be renamed BUBBA'S A.D.D. THREAD;
We went from Polar Bears and Snow in Denver to Killing Cops to Clit Piercing...NOICE!!!

Goc is on the case

Morning all

Goc is on the case

I forgot this, COCO'SNUTZ took a shit on Scales; LOL

....... but I may have just taken a shit on him

I forgot this, COCONUTZ took a shit on Scales; LOL

....... but I may have just taken a shit on him

On me ???????

This thread should be renamed BUBBA'S A.D.D. THREAD;
We went from Polar Bears and Snow in Denver to Killing Cops to Clit Piercing...NOICE!!!


hhmmmmmm
what % of the darkside fo you need to pass that as bubba man-law?

Just Saying.

On me ???????

No not you; you had typed about taking a shit on some of his comments; I was just fn around with my last post

I forgot this, COCO'SNUTZ took a shit on Scales; LOL

....... but I may have just taken a shit on him Thats HAWWWWWWT! :D

No not you; you had typed about taking a shit on some of his comments; I was just fn around with my last post :bigup: :bigup:

hey matt

hhmmmmmm
what % of the darkside fo you need to pass that as bubba man-law?

Just Saying.

Be up to BK, Jaeger or MUTT, I guess???

Be funny as hell, total mark out

Balloon Knot's Official BTLS A.D.D. Listening Thread 12/28/06

Be up to BK, Jaeger or MUTT, I guess???

Be funny as hell, total mark out

Balloon Knot's Official BTLS A.D.D. Listening Thread 12/28/06

You Mother Fucker You!!!!!!! :bigup: :bigup: :bigup:

may need some w()k

Thats HAWWWWWWT! :D

Wonder why they haven't played the day GEORGE THE SHITEATER (SCATTER) called in??? :bigthink: :crapper:

Wonder why they haven't played the day GEORGE THE SHITEATER (SCATTER) called in??? :bigthink: :crapper: That's right,,,,,we need George!!!!!! :D

A light dusting, and more to come,,,,,,,this is great!!!!!!

I spent Christmas in Tucson when I was in the third grade. I was bound and determined that I was going to swim on Christmas. Pool was about 57 degrees, but god dammit, I went swimming.

Be up to BK, Jaeger or MUTT, I guess???

Be funny as hell, total mark out

Balloon Knot's Official BTLS A.D.D. Listening Thread 12/28/06


All these large letters are going to confuse matt again

I spent Christmas in Tucson when I was in the third grade. I was bound and determined that I was going to swim on Christmas. Pool was about 57 degrees, but god dammit, I went swimming. Our pool is 52 right now. I tried to talk the family into doing a "Polar Bear Club" thing,,,,,no takers,,,,,,,,,, :D

I spent Christmas in Tucson when I was in the third grade. I was bound and determined that I was going to swim on Christmas. Pool was about 57 degrees, but god dammit, I went swimming.

Here's a towel Brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

I spent Christmas in Tucson when I was in the third grade. I was bound and determined that I was going to swim on Christmas. Pool was about 57 degrees, but god dammit, I went swimming.


You did Mr T in the 3rd grade?.....You the man, Butler

I spent Christmas in Tucson when I was in the third grade. I was bound and determined that I was going to swim on Christmas. Pool was about 57 degrees, but god dammit, I went swimming.

Last Nov 05, I jumped in my cousin pool in Phoenix after the NASCAR race we went to; didn't make it out this year.

Water temp was about 60; it was refreshing; my little cousin, she thought it was the funniest thing; well, on Christmas (just the other day) she was thinking about it hard, stuck in hand in and her lips turned blue is what my cousin Ed said.

I have my very own GOC mark.

Our pool is 52 right now. I tried to talk the family into doing a "Polar Bear Club" thing,,,,,no takers,,,,,,,,,, :D

I few weeks back, 2nd week in Dec; I jumped in what is know as Portage Lakes here near Akron/Green area

Went Polar Bearing for Charity, Battle of the Bars deal; water temp was 39 degrees

Good morning Marks

Wiz did you recieve your package from Florida yet

From looking at the weather it looks like MXGIRL is in store for another big snow storm again today maybe she will here later

Nope not yet, CoCo talked to NT last week though, we are all set. I will post a pic once I get them, so you will know when it gets here.

You did Mr T in the 3rd grade?.....You the man, Butler :D

Hqappy Holidays Marks!!
Im hoping to be back from taking Mom to the Dr. by showtime.
Just wanted to letcha know I miss ya guys
Hope everyone is staying warm and got everything they wanted for Christmas!!
Catch ya hopefully when I get back!

I few weeks back, 2nd week in Dec; I jumped in what is know as Portage Lakes here near Akron/Green area

Went Polar Bearing for Charity, Battle of the Bars deal; water temp was 39 degrees That aint right,,,,,,,, :(

Hqappy Holidays Marks!!
Im hoping to be back from taking Mom to the Dr. by showtime.
Just wanted to letcha know I miss ya guys
Hope everyone is staying warm and got everything they wanted for Christmas!!
Catch ya hopefully when I get back! HB!!!!!!!!!!! :7jump:

Good Morning Mizarks..... :hw:

UNLV vs Texas Tech tonight....
Forget about the flying chair, forget about the chokehold on Neil Reid, forget about the police officer in Puerto Rico, forget about grabbing the arm of an Indiana Student and lifting the chin of a Texas Tech player
Bobby Knights goin for his 880th win tonight.... :rolleyes:

:D
Go Rebs!!!

Who likes Japanese Bikini Rodeo Pie Fighting???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikJjvZqGaMI


I do! I Really Really do.

I do too!! Damn work PC wont let me watch .. I am going to pout now...

Nope not yet, CoCo talked to NT last week though, we are all set. I will post a pic once I get them, so you will know when it gets here.

Hi HeatherWiz....

Hqappy Holidays Marks!!
Im hoping to be back from taking Mom to the Dr. by showtime.
Just wanted to letcha know I miss ya guys
Hope everyone is staying warm and got everything they wanted for Christmas!!
Catch ya hopefully when I get back!

Hey HippieB.....

Good Morning Mizarks..... :hw:

UNLV vs Texas Tech tonight....
Forget about the flying chair, forget about the chokehold on Neil Reid, forget about the police officer in Puerto Rico, forget about grabbing the arm of an Indiana Student and lifting the chin of a Texas Tech player
Bobby Knights goin for his 880th win tonight.... :rolleyes:

:D
Go Rebs!!!

SP shot out of a cannon

Good Morning Mizarks..... :hw:

UNLV vs Texas Tech tonight....
Forget about the flying chair, forget about the chokehold on Neil Reid, forget about the police officer in Puerto Rico, forget about grabbing the arm of an Indiana Student and lifting the chin of a Texas Tech player
Bobby Knights goin for his 880th win tonight.... :rolleyes:

:D
Go Rebs!!!

hay SP.....I'll be watching that!

SP shot out of a cannon

:yes: Big game tonight. Whats the good word?

I do too!! Damn work PC wont let me watch .. I am going to pout now...



Heather...the Flying Dutchman is givin away Artie in Phily tickets for Sunday Night....see his thread

hay SP.....I'll be watching that!

Hell yeah we get a little ESPN coverage... :pray: no pressure

hay SP.....I'll be watching that!


Oug zooms in under the radar

Hell yeah we get a little ESPN coverage... :pray: no pressure

I almost told you yesterday to go bet the Ohio Bobcats game, should have they beat the shit out of Rhode Island

Oug zooms in under the radar

I've busy at w**k.....trying to keep up....

I almost told you yesterday to go bet the Ohio Bobcats game, should have they beat the shit out of Rhode Island

Next time you get an iggy hit me up I'll split the pot with ya! ;)

Next time you get an iggy hit me up I'll split the pot with ya! ;)

will do, but I'll feel bad if I pick a looser................

will do, but I'll feel bad if I pick a looser................

:jj: its all part of the game... dont feel bad...... everybody pics a Heed now and again... :D

:jj: its all part of the game... dont feel bad...... everybody pics a Heed now and again... :D

And you don't want to 'heed' the farm...
'

Hi HeatherWiz....

Afternoon Zeke my friend!

Heather...the Flying Dutchman is givin away Artie in Phily tickets for Sunday Night....see his thread

I saw! I won't be in town on Sunday night though :(

Morning all Marks

Glad yaw all got to hear from me today

Happy thursday to all

Good Morning Airics.....

Afternoon Zeke my friend!

Yes, Lady Heather...But I bet it's a great show...

I saw! I won't be in town on Sunday night though :(

Will you be busy watching Shogun continue dominace??

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j100/copkiller_nyc/fuck_the_police.gif

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/jlohlinger/bullshitticket1copy.jpg Hello Fucktards!! Jesus Christ, Jloh - you already made the papers:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/spaggie01/newspaper.jpg

SP are you ready for your Rebels to go down in history books tonite

Morning all Marks

Glad yaw all got to hear from me today

Happy thursday to all

Hey Airics...

Hello Fucktards!! Jesus Christ, Jloh - you already made the papers:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/spaggie01/newspaper.jpg :bigclap: :bigclap:I just pissed my pants!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!!

SP are you ready for your Rebels to go down in history books tonite

it would be nice :pray:

Will you be busy watching Shogun continue dominace??

hoooo aaaaaah!

that is a yes :)

Hey now zeke and sp Nice ticket BK

:bigclap: :bigclap:I just pissed my pants!!!!!!!! Brilliant!!!! lol...that was my first attempt ever at one of those...here's the link, it could be pretty fun around the darkside:

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Hello Fucktards!! Jesus Christ, Jloh - you already made the papers:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/spaggie01/newspaper.jpg

That made me laugh out loud in my office!

Hey wiz the guy you hired yesterday are you going to turn him on to Bubba and Howard or is he just your personal assiant

Hello Fucktards!! Jesus Christ, Jloh - you already made the papers:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/spaggie01/newspaper.jpg

:lol: .... now that is some funny shit right there. Sorry about the bad luck there BK, I myself used to actually like cops, until a few assholes ruined my opinions forever :mad:

Afternoon everybody!!!!

NT are you ready for your fight weekend

lol...that was my first attempt ever at one of those...here's the link, it could be pretty fun around the darkside:

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp I had to bookmark that one,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

lol...that was my first attempt ever at one of those...here's the link, it could be pretty fun around the darkside:

http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp

Maybe 2 years ago, there was a site that used major news online web pages...CNN, TIME....and the page was REAL ( clickable ), you just added your headline and story...

was very cool...


http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=Fake+CNN

Will you be busy watching Shogun continue dominace??

speaking of dominance.... don't forget that the UFC will be introducing CroCop on saturday night at the ppv. And in honor of CroCop's american debut.... how's about a new av for lil ol me ;)

NT are you ready for your fight weekend

fuckin' right!!!!! :bigup:

That is a cool new av NT!, nice work, i cant wait for Tito to hopefully hammer Liddell......

speaking of dominance.... don't forget that the UFC will be introducing CroCop on saturday night at the ppv. And in honor of CroCop's american debut.... how's about a new av for lil ol me ;)

You think they'll bring him out Saturday??

That is a cool new av Jaeger, nice work, i cant wait for Tito to hopefully hammer Liddell...... Have you seen all the fighters that are mixing it up on Sat? There'sgonna be some real gooders! :D

You think they'll bring him out Saturday??

yep... it's confirmed buddy :D ... They're introducing him on the PPV

Chuck Liddell Vs. Tito Ortiz
Name: Chuck Liddell
Height: 6.2
Weight: 204
Record: 19-3-0


"The Iceman" Name: Tito Ortiz
Height: 6.2
Weight: 204
Record: 15-4-0


"Huntington Beach Bad Boy"



Keith Jardine Vs. Forrest Griffin
Name: Keith Jardine
Height: 6.2
Weight: 205
Record: 11-3-1


"The Dean of Mean" Name: Forrest Griffin
Height: 6.3
Weight: 205
Record: 13-3-0






Andrei Arlovski Vs. Marcio Cruz
Name: Andrei Arlovski
Height: 6.4
Weight: 240
Record: 11-5-0


"Pit Bull" Name: Marcio Cruz
Height: 6.4
Weight: 246
Record: 2-1-0


"Pe De Pano"



Jason MacDonald Vs. Chris Leben
Name: Jason MacDonald
Height: 6.3
Weight: 185
Record: 17-7-0


"The Athlete" Name: Chris Leben
Height: 5.11
Weight: 185
Record: 15-2-0


"The Crippler"



Eric Schafer Vs. Michael Bisping
Name: Eric Schafer
Height: 6.3
Weight: 205
Record: 9-1-2


"Ravishing Red" Name: Michael Bisping
Height: 6.2
Weight: 205
Record: 11-0-0


"The Count"



Tony DeSouza Vs. Thiago Alves
Name: Tony DeSouza
Height: 6.1
Weight: 170
Record: 9-2-0


Name: Thiago Alves
Height: 5.8
Weight: 170
Record: 15-4-0


"Pitbull"
May not be broadcast. Click for details.


Carmelo Marrero Vs. Gabriel Gonzaga
Name: Carmelo Marrero
Height: 6.0
Weight: 220
Record: 5-0-0


"The Fury" Name: Gabriel Gonzaga
Height: 6.1
Weight: 242
Record: 6-1-0


"Napao"
May not be broadcast. Click for details.


Yushin Okami Vs. Rory Singer
Name: Yushin Okami
Height: 6.2
Weight: 185
Record: 18-3-0


Name: Rory Singer
Height: 6.2
Weight: 185
Record: 11-5-0


"Outburst"
May not be broadcast. Click for details.


Anthony Perosh Vs. Christian Wellisch
Name: Anthony Perosh
Height: 6.3
Weight: 225
Record: 5-2-0


"The Hippo" Name: Christian Wellisch
Height: 6.3
Weight: 237
Record: 7-2-0


"The Hungarian Nightmare"
May not be broadcast. Click for details

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/aaronnino/newspaper.jpg

:jj:

Hey wiz the guy you hired yesterday are you going to turn him on to Bubba and Howard or is he just your personal assiant

New Article

This is only a joke, Banq.

You think they'll bring him out Saturday??

I'm also reeeaaaal curious to see if Fedor decides to stand up with Hunt on Sunday... that would make for a pretty exciting fight. I mean hell.... he stood with CroCop and schooled him :)

Speaking of Fedor... I just came across actual footage of Fedor vs. a wild Bear... scary stuff. He's like a modern-day Mas Oyama when he used to take on bulls... and win :)

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n282/usexoticsltd/StealthFedor.gif

Hey wiz the guy you hired yesterday are you going to turn him on to Bubba and Howard or is he just your personal assiant

LOL.. hell no. My personal and professional life are very seperate. Don't get me wrong there are people here that listen to my radio in my office, but certainly not new staff. I really can't be social with most of the people here because I directly supervise them. I do have friends that I am not their boss though.

:lol: .... now that is some funny shit right there. Sorry about the bad luck there BK, I myself used to actually like cops, until a few assholes ruined my opinions forever :mad:

Afternoon everybody!!!!

Hey babies! New avatar time I see. I almost missed ya with out the kitten licks!!

Mmmm high kick... mmmm

Artie's heroin revelation is coming up on 101.

New Article

This is only a joke, Banq.

:lol: :lol: :lol:... a lil pee just came out LMAO!!!

New Article

This is only a joke, Banq.

We can laugh cause it is a funny joke. If he were really stalking there would be no funny about it :) I've been stalked... creeeeeeeeepy.

Hey babies! New avatar time I see. I almost missed ya with out the kitten licks!!

Mmmm high kick... mmmm

Hiya hotness.... yep, had to retire the punchin' pussy for now :( ... but not to worry, he'll be back soon enough. I'm just psyched about seein' CroCop in the octagon for the first time, preparing to own the HW division. WAR CROCOP!!!!!!!!! :cool:

We can laugh cause it is a funny joke. If he were really stalking there would be no funny about it :) I've been stalked... creeeeeeeeepy.

Yeah, let me reiterate that someone said something like that once and I happened to remember about it..... I think Banq is a cool dude and it was just some inside iggy stuff......

No Blood, No Foul.

Everyone must be making new articles, cause the thread just slowed down to a halt!

olds rd

Nice article d-rob :D

I'm just psyched about seein' CroCop in the octagon for the first time, preparing to own the HW division. WAR CROCOP!!!!!!!!! :cool:

Now i'm not satisfied. We need more HW's in UFC now. This CroCop shit can only last a few months. Once Silva, Arlovski , and Vera get embarassed beyond belief I don't suspect that shit to even be close.


Man Shockwave is going to be a good one. Fedor standing with Hunt???

I'm going to do something crazy and Pick HUNT for the win.










Just kidding. :)

Everyone must be making new articles, cause the thread just slowed down to a halt!

anyhow... <insert akward silence here>

Now i'm not satisfied. We need more HW's in UFC now. This CroCop shit can only last a few months. Once Silva, Arlovski , and Vera get embarassed beyond belief I don't suspect that shit to even be close.


Man Shockwave is going to be a good one. Fedor standing with Hunt???

I'm going to do something crazy and Pick HUNT for the win.










Just kidding. :)

Whew.... you almost had me there ya fucker :D

That Artie story was sad the second time also

Whew.... you almost had me there ya fucker :D


At this point, Fedor is in another league. Not even close.

Newbies that don't know better just need to view the Randalmen fight and watch Fedor get dropped on his head and proceed to not only react like it never happened but destroy the man who just planted him like so many cheap flowers.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2609598051531896141

Ralph with the whaaaaaaaaaaaa. That is classic Ralph

:hw: Good afternoon marks. Or perhaps I should use another term...
People who say "mark" are inbred faggots. :hw:
Anyway, is there something in the Florida water that makes all their newpaper writers fucking idiots? Check out this one. http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061228/COLUMNISTS0108/612280307/1005

New Article

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/attachment.php?postid=5709589




Busted Again....

Thanks chob another reporter who just has to hate

olds rd

Hey now mav are you in my hood. Olds road is it.

That Artie story was sad the second time also

When Howard couldn't read that live spot, you could feel how intense it must have been in the studio.

I must say that this is an interesting choice for "Best of". When most people think 'best of', it's the funniest, weirdest, grossest, etc. moment of the year. This isn't funny at all, but it was one of the most memorable shows of this past year.

At this point, Fedor is in another league. Not even close.

Newbies that don't know better just need to view the Randalmen fight and watch Fedor get dropped on his head and proceed to not only react like it never happened but destroy the man who just planted him like so many cheap flowers.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2609598051531896141

yep... that is probably my most favorite 40 seconds in MMA history... Fedor gets dropped on his head like a railroad spike, then within only seconds, taps out Randleman.... fucking spectacular :bigclap:

yep... that is probably my most favorite 40 seconds in MMA history... Fedor gets dropped on his head like a railroad spike, then within only seconds, taps out Randleman.... fucking spectacular :bigclap:

Makes you wonder if time slows down for him. I'm amazed every time I see that fight. He reacted like they were in a swimming pool.

Thanks chob another reporter who just has to hate
The funny thing is none of these idiots have ever listened to satellite radio, or "cable radio" in the Bubba piece. He even admits "the airwaves were sort of boring" without Howard. He must be too busy to even do research with all the itunes and Youtube he mentions. The real body of the piece has nothing to do with Sirius or Howard. Looks like he just wanted an attention grabbing title and an opportunity to bash Howard to try to make a name for himself.

:pissr: http://www.floridatoday.com/graphics/columnists/lg_COLUMNISTS0108.gif:pissl:

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m290/aaronnino/newspaper.jpg

:jj:

Time for SP to get kicked in the nuts.... :mad:

Time for SP to get kicked in the nuts.... :mad: :lol:

Time for SP to get kicked in the nuts.... :mad:

:jj: it was just sittin there waitin for ya.... ;)

Hey SP....where did you disappear to yesterday....what ever happened with your buddys neighborhood kids ;)

Makes you wonder if time slows down for him. I'm amazed every time I see that fight. He reacted like they were in a swimming pool.

Exactly... that rogue shot from Fujita was the only time he appeared even a little human, and ofcourse, what happened within the following 60 seconds???... Fedor absolutely destroyed him. I believe that his strength lies in reflexes... Like Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix...lol

:jj: it was just sittin there waitin for ya.... ;)

I guess I need to read back and see what other things you have been saying....fucker... :D

Hey SP....where did you disappear to yesterday....what ever happened with your buddys neighborhood kids ;)

Who would of thought, u and I crackin jokes on the poor guy while people were robbing his neighbors.... :jj: cops didnt show up until all the hoodlams ran off with the loot....

Who would of thought, u and I crackin jokes on the poor guy while people were robbing his neighbors.... :jj: cops didnt show up until all the hoodlams ran off with the loot....

I felt like a real shithead after that....I had the day off yesterday....got into the single player a little bit....took 3 truck loads to clear the debris out of the yard...insurance adjuster showed up today...bad news

I leave for a short time and d -rob prints a article saying im a stalker. D-rob i can mess with you to much seeing how your the av man on the darkisde. All I can think of is if we all meet in Tampa for the race you might want to watch your drink you never know who you will end up in bed with it miht just be Miller or even Heed

I felt like a real shithead after that....I had the day off yesterday....got into the single player a little bit....took 3 truck loads to clear the debris out of the yard...insurance adjuster showed up today...bad news

wow... day off...............slacker You had that much shit in your yard from the storm....? Find anything good? :D

Exactly... that rogue shot from Fujita was the only time he appeared even a little human, and ofcourse, what happened within the following 60 seconds???... Fedor absolutely destroyed him. I believe that his strength lies in reflexes... Like Neo dodging bullets in the Matrix...lol

We sort of joke, but I can't help but think it's something like that.

We sort of joke, but I can't help but think it's something like that.

hell I am not joking. There is something not natural about that man!

wow... day off...............slacker You had that much shit in your yard from the storm....? Find anything good? :D

It was awful...I thought it would take 1 truck...man was I wrong....a few different sections or my yard are totally flooded as well....watching my little dog try to run around the yard is pretty funny....got to put the PS3 on the big TV all day.....it was great...only got in about 1 1/2 hours of gaming though. :mad:

I leave for a short time and d -rob prints a article saying im a stalker. D-rob i can mess with you to much seeing how your the av man on the darkisde. All I can think of is if we all meet in Tampa for the race you might want to watch your drink you never know who you will end up in bed with it miht just be Miller or even Heed

:lol:

sure thing airics just backed into the dock over here.

Is it true the Grapevine is closed down due to snow? Or is that Bullpucky?

come on back

oh yea


and turn the fan down.

It was sick yesterday in the bay. going aross the bridge was bs.

I leave for a short time and d -rob prints a article saying im a stalker. D-rob i can mess with you to much seeing how your the av man on the darkisde. All I can think of is if we all meet in Tampa for the race you might want to watch your drink you never know who you will end up in bed with it miht just be Miller or even Heed

Go Easy, brother!!!

I dont wanna "Push You Over The Edge" or something.

It was meant to be a rib, nonetheless, but if you take it so serious, could there be a little truth to it?

Methinks, yes!

I am about to go crazy......SP........The Sonics game is going to be on instead of the Cougs vs #1 UCLA

That aint right,,,,,,,, :(

Exact comment my Dad made, "That ain't right" or was it "Your not right"

Mav It is nice today and I don't know about the grapevine.Yesterday gust up to 60mph were awful. You at the port in Hueneme

Go Easy, brother!!!

I dont wanna "Push You Over The Edge" or something.

It was meant to be a rib, nonetheless, but if you take it so serious, could there be a little truth to it?

Methinks, yes!

hehehe...check your PM......... :D

Hello Fucktards!! Jesus Christ, Jloh - you already made the papers:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/spaggie01/newspaper.jpg

:lol:

That very well may be todays headline... but I have a feeling if shit keeps going downhill at it's current rate it won't be long before this is the headline... "Avoid Jared L. Ohlinger at all costs, you will know it's him from the trail of dead he leaves in his wake..."

:D

hell I am not joking. There is something not natural about that man!

.... the TRUTH about Fedor... click here... if you dare (http://www.filecabi.net/video/fedor-human.html)

:lol:

That very well may be todays headline... but I have a feeling if shit keeps going downhill at it's current rate it won't be long before this is the headline... "Avoid Jared L. Ohlinger at all costs, you will know it's him from the trail of dead he leaves in his wake..."

:D

now thats good.............

I am about to go crazy......SP........The Sonics game is going to be on instead of the Cougs vs #1 UCLA

no local stations cover it? Big game tonight UNLV vs Texas Tech

Damn Sp that was a great artice about heed.

Go Easy, brother!!!

I dont wanna "Push You Over The Edge" or something.

It was meant to be a rib, nonetheless, but if you take it so serious, could there be a little truth to it?

Methinks, yes!

I can take a rib dont worry about that it is just the stalker thing that gets me

Now are you worried about waking up in the same bed as Miller

Damn Sp that was a great artice about heed.

Its a shoot! :D

Did you really get a ticket BK or did you make it?

I got that, Oug....from 3_Days last week.....NOICE!!!!

I can take a rib dont worry about that it is just the stalker thing that gets me

Now are you worried about waking up in the same bed as Miller

Not Miller, It's My Boy Heed that worries me.... :whistle: :2thumbs:

Everyone must be making new articles, cause the thread just slowed down to a halt!

Nah, when boss away = 2hr semi-liquid lunch

Miller has been missing in action for awhile.

fuckin' right!!!!! :bigup:

You need one of them fancy Chuck Norris roundhouse kick avatars... here are some fun Chuck Norris facts for you...

Don't fuck with Chuck... even Bruce Lee's rotting corpse will tell you that...

http://www.nyuuz.hu/kepek/BLOG/5/5256.jpg


Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

Chuck Norris lives by only one rule: No Asian Chicks.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesomeness for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wise Man. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the fuck out of little kids.

When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

In one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Chuck Norris replaced Carlton for one scene and nobody noticed.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her dumb ass into a glacier

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris once punched a woman in the cunt when she didn't give him exact change.

Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker : Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

Chuck Norris has every copy of National Geographic in his basement. He also has the ability to lift every single one of them at once.

Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ruins the endings of Harry Potter books for children who just bought one for the hell of it. When they start crying Chuck Norris calmly says, "I'll give you something to cry about," and roundhouse kicks them in the face.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.

If you unscramble the letters in "Chuck Norris" you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Hey BK....remember
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/hedake50/oct26gallery11.jpg

I can take a rib dont worry about that it is just the stalker thing that gets me

Now are you worried about waking up in the same bed as Miller

It's just kind of strange that everytime you chime in, it always happens to be directed toward Wiz and NT. Personal kinda stuff. I may be a little off base here, but at least five people have told me I was right on with that (Fake) article.

:lol: .... now that is some funny shit right there. Sorry about the bad luck there BK, I myself used to actually like cops, until a few assholes ruined my opinions forever :mad:

Afternoon everybody!!!!

Yeah I mean I've had strings of bad luck before... but this is just getting ri-Goddamn-diculous... :mad:

Oh yeah... and Fuck The Police... :fuckyou:

Oh Airics...I almost forgot...I have something for you....
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/hedake50/Fuck20You.jpg
It's real nice....I bought it at Target!

At this point, Fedor is in another league. Not even close.

Newbies that don't know better just need to view the Randalmen fight and watch Fedor get dropped on his head and proceed to not only react like it never happened but destroy the man who just planted him like so many cheap flowers.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2609598051531896141


MMA QUESTION: Did Coleman get owned by Fedor? Is Coleman still a major player?

Watched the last 2 Pride deals on FSN and they showed him fight some Jap dude and put this neck submission deal on the dude; it was from 2002 I thought they said; but I remember seeing a commercial about Coleman vs Fedor this yr (NOV)???

Oh Banqchef...I would be worried about waking up in the same bed as me as well
:D Scary....trust me!!

We can laugh cause it is a funny joke. If he were really stalking there would be no funny about it :) I've been stalked... creeeeeeeeepy.

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:sofa: Howdy all just a quick drive by to say hello. Gonna miss the show today but just wanted to check in on all you mizzarks :)

Wiz.....I thought you promised not to bring that up anymore...I told both you and NT I was sorry :rolleyes:

Earlier i was messing with SP on how his Rebels are gong into the history books tonite

:hw: Good afternoon marks. Or perhaps I should use another term...

Anyway, is there something in the Florida water that makes all their newpaper writers fucking idiots? Check out this one. http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20061228/COLUMNISTS0108/612280307/1005

:noshake:

What a fucking dipshit... :rolleyes:

Hey SP....where did you disappear to yesterday....what ever happened with your buddys neighborhood kids ;)


He drugged them and .................................................. .................................................. .........put...................................... ........................................it........ .................................................. .................................................. .hurt............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .....and.......................................... .................................................. ...........ate.................................... .................................................. .................took............................. .................................................. .................................................. .................pants............................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................p olice............................................. ...BK

Wiz.....I thought you promised not to bring that up anymore...I told both you and NT I was sorry :rolleyes:

I was talking about BK and his constant bush lurking and masturbating into my mailbox.

hell I am not joking. There is something not natural about that man!

You can call me a freak of nature all you want... but I didn't ask for this ridiculously large penis... :(


:D

Earlier i was messing with SP on how his Rebels are gong into the history books tonite

What u dont think they've got a chance ass boy? :D

I was talking about BK and his constant bush lurking and masturbating into my mailbox.

:lol: he did that to you too....and to think I felt special :D








hey BK
fuck no luck with pics today

Did you really get a ticket BK or did you make it?

No that's for real... that was the icing on the cake of shit that was yesterday... :mad:

I figured I had to put it up because there was no way anyone would believe one person could have so much bad shit happen to them in one day...

All right Marks I will miss the beginning of the show today. Have go to lunch with the secretary.So all have a good time without me.

<-------------------Sp look here :D

:noshake:

What a fucking dipshit... :rolleyes:

I thought that was Bhickman for a second there.. I was like.. WTF

hell I am not joking. There is something not natural about that man!

He says he's not obsessed...

You can call me a freak of nature all you want... but I didn't ask for this ridiculously large penis... :(


:D

I know you aren't a freak of nature, NT suffers from the same affliction :)

The Rebels have as much of a chance tonite and Las Vegas has a snow storm of 6 inches or more

SP have you come across the special visitor to your great city yet

All right Marks I will miss the beginning of the show today. Have go to lunch with the secretary.So all have a good time without me.

<-------------------Sp look here :D

Fuck you Airics you heaping pile of horse shit...
Fuck You too Chef
HI Heed!

:noshake:

What a fucking dipshit... :rolleyes:
Gotta love the uninformed idiots who think they know something because they write in a newspaper. Whatever happened to journalistic integrity?! Did go by the wayside like school prayer and common sense?!?! I guess that's why I choose to do something with my life more meaningful -- FTE!!!

Hey BK....remember
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/hedake50/oct26gallery11.jpg

Yeah... tell me about it... it really is lonely being white around here... :(

Mav It is nice today and I don't know about the grapevine.Yesterday gust up to 60mph were awful. You at the port in Hueneme

yea just got loaded and now am out catch you all in a couple hours or so.

Oh Airics...I almost forgot...I have something for you....
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m317/hedake50/Fuck20You.jpg
It's real nice....I bought it at Target!

Shit! I'll take that..........

I was talking about BK and his constant bush lurking and masturbating into my mailbox.
Didn't he tell you he was cumming by your house at some point?!?! :D

:sofa: Howdy all just a quick drive by to say hello. Gonna miss the show today but just wanted to check in on all you mizzarks :)

Hi PPM...

All right Marks I will miss the beginning of the show today. Have go to lunch with the secretary.So all have a good time without me.

<-------------------Sp look here :D

Don't forget to pull out... :hw:

:noshake:

What a fucking dipshit... :rolleyes:

just sent the fuck head an e-mail!

Wiz.....I thought you promised not to bring that up anymore...I told both you and NT I was sorry :rolleyes:

It was bad enough that you were stealing underwear......but they were his......

I thought that was Bhickman for a second there.. I was like.. WTF

:lol:

Now that would have been some funny shit... :D

No that's for real... that was the icing on the cake of shit that was yesterday... :mad:

I figured I had to put it up because there was no way anyone would believe one person could have so much bad shit happen to them in one day...
You didn't by chance utter something along the lines of "what else can happen" or "it can't get any worse" yesterday, did you?!

Gotta love the uninformed idiots who think they know something because they write in a newspaper. Whatever happened to journalistic integrity?! Did go by the wayside like school prayer and common sense?!?! I guess that's why I choose to do something with my life more meaningful -- FTE!!!

I don't know... the longer this bad luck streak goes the more I think Nietzsche was right... :mad: