Super Fan Roundtable
February 1st 7-8PM on Howard 101
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Guests: Joey Boots, Christine, Yucko the Clown, & C.I.A-Hole


THE QUEEN'S RING
- If Howard decides to propose to BethO, how much should he blow on the engagement ring? The 2 month salary rule doesn't really apply. Steven Singer says that Howard could get a nice ring for $50,000 but Howard admits that's he's already spent more than that on a piece of jewelry for her.

Not including bonuses or Howard TV, we've all heard the Howard makes $500 million.
500 mill / 5 years / 52 weeks = 1.9 mill a week
1.9 mill a week * 8 weeks = 15 million

Celebrity Engagement Rings
- Lady Diana from Prince Charles, a £42,000 18-carat blue oval sapphire ring circled by fourteen diamonds
- Grace Kelly form Prince Rainier, 12 carat emerald-cut diamond engagement ring
- Christina Aguilera from Jordan Bratman, a $54,000 20-carat diamond ring
- Jennifer Lopez from Ben Affleck, a $1.2 million 6 carat radiant shaped pink diamond ring
- Paris Hilton from billionaire Paris Latsis, a $5 million 24 carat canary diamond ring
- Pam Anderson from Kid Rock, a $750,000 5 carat oval cut canary diamond ring
- Katie Holmes from Tom Cruise, a $100,000 6-carat diamond ring
- Nicole Richie, a $75,000 6-carat engagement ring
- Jennifer Aniston from Brad Pitt, a $500,000 ring w/ over 20 diamonds
- Melanie Knauss from Donald Trump, a $1 million 12-carat emerald cut ring

ARTIE OUT
- Artie missed a several shows because he was "sick". Did the show suffer?
- If the show decided to get someone to sit in the Artie seat when he's "sick", who could fill the void?
- Will Artie be in on Monday?

RAPID FIRE: Should Howard do The View?

BREAK 1

CELEBRITY ROAST
- It's time for another roast and Howard feels that it's time to go outside the show. Do you agree? What celebrity would you like to see roasted?
- If they stick to someone from the show, who should go next?
- What other changes could they make to improve the event?
- If it was possible, would it be good for Howard TV & Sirius to sell a celebrity roast show to regular TV? It would obviously have to be an edited show. Would it hold up on regular cable?

(Names i've heard suggested : Sam Simon, KC, Jenna Jameson, Bubba, Brent, Joan Rivers, Mike Walker, David Spade, Gene Simons, Dice Clay, Richard Simons, Simon Cowell, Rossie O'Donald, David Lee Roth, Gilbert, Norm, Dee Snyder)

RALPH'S RANT

BREAK 2

RIGHT OR WRONG
- Wendy the retarded babysitter
- JD's dad Chuck calls to the wrapup show
- Howard & Robin's real estate lecture
- HPE owns a dog
- Will yells at Jessica Hahn
- JD yells at ETM
- Robin getting aggravated at www.robinswrong.com
- Mariah Carey fighting Mary Carey
- Roasting Eric the Midget
- High Pitch Eric bumming cash for the cable bill


PLUGS
- The Sarah Silverman Project airs Thursday @ 10:30 on comedy central
- Listen online @ Sirius.com
- Artie, Gary, The Bubba Crew, & the killers of Comedy in Lakeland Fl March 23rd
- Get Yucko's new DVD @ www.DamnShow.com
- Ferrall live from Vegas Friday - Sunday for UFC, Superbowl
- Artie, Shuli, & Levy at the Luxor all weekend
- MMT, Howard's Superbowl Party

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NOTES

CALLING INTO THE SHOW: When calling into the show, there's no need to give shout outs to SFN or your friends on SFN. We don't have a ton of time so please don't waste. We already have topics setup. Please be a good caller and respond to the topics. thanks 1-888-STERN-101

GETTING ON THE SHOW: Each week I start a roundtable brainstorming thread where the fans help build our topics and a listening thread where people discuss the show while it's happening. if you'd like to do the show, get in there and participate. once you've been around for awhile ask to be on the show and pick a date. there's a shedule posted in every brainstorming thread.

Go straight to the super fan roundtable forum - www.TheFanShow.com

Here's the latest Super Fan Roundtable schedule. (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=6201979#post6201979)

if you want to come in, participate in these listening & brainstorming threads. Then ask to be on.

I look forward to the show!!

.

in~!

my favorite clown is on tonight!!! :party:

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HONK HONK

in~!

my favorite clown is on tonight!!! :party:

http://i9.tinypic.com/48nx8nk.jpg I like the new AV.

I think I might be getting the flu....If I am awake I will listen! Have a great show everyone!

Joey love the new AV.

If Yucko is on I am definitely clearing my schedule.

Hey Mutt,

Wouldn't it be interesting to start probing into the lives of Super Fans? Putting someone on the hot seat would be fun. Have guest appearances from some of the more annoying SFNr's (H100+101, Cum_Paste, Sinister Jay) and some of the more interesting ones (Vegas Stern Freak, BigSnot) or some of the real funny ones.

Just a thought...

If Yucko is on I am definitely clearing my schedule.

Hey Mutt,

Wouldn't it be interesting to start probing into the lives of Super Fans? Putting someone on the hot seat would be fun. Have guest appearances from some of the more annoying SFNr's (H100+101, Cum_Paste, Sinister Jay) and some of the more interesting ones (Vegas Stern Freak, BigSnot) or some of the real funny ones.

Just a thought... unfortunately, i'll be on the train to nyc tonight, but i like strange1 idea here. i know you don't want it to be about sfn, but maybe a weekly segment about some of the characters in here. doesn't have to be long or monopolize the show, but i think it would be interesting. short enough for those that aren't on sfn, but a "shout out" to those that are.

anyway, have a great show tonight everyone! :tu:

lots of changes to the site. ill have to make some time to get myself familar with it all.

are the cock picks still in the same place?

mutt understandably doesnt usually like when the discussion gets racial. i want to see how he handles yucko :D

lots of changes to the site. ill have to make some time to get myself familar with it all.

are the cock picks still in the same place? :jj:

how about a recap of what can be posted and what cant be posted now....

before this thread gets moved too

Yucko is smelly

Hey Mutt-

If Pedro (AKA: Fa-Fa-) calls in tonight be sure to get him on the air. He hasn't been on SFN since the 19th and we're worried about him

Thanks :) Good luck!!

Sweet....The Clown is gonna be there

Boots and Yucko - should be a great show

I'm ready!

Boots and Yucko - should be a great show agree- Roll The Show

If Yucko is on I am definitely clearing my schedule.

Hey Mutt,

Wouldn't it be interesting to start probing into the lives of Super Fans? Putting someone on the hot seat would be fun. Have guest appearances from some of the more annoying SFNr's (H100+101, Cum_Paste, Sinister Jay) and some of the more interesting ones (Vegas Stern Freak, BigSnot) or some of the real funny ones.

Just a thought...
The show is about the HOWARD STERN show....not SFN...that way you dont have to post on here to enjoy the SFRT.

When SFN is brought up on the HSS like has been happening recently, then that is different and the SFRT is still talking about what happened on the HSS.

Fire em up dudes and Christine

we're coming up

:yippie:

Listening! Oh good, K-Hole's on tonight! :clap:

have fun mutt!! i WILL be listening!! :hw:

waiting....

yucko is on? love that clown :clowny:

:party: yucko :party:

IN.....Have a great show!!!!!

i want more ja ja juice on the show

Countdown

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here we go

:rollin:

FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE IT UP!!!!!!!!

:dance:

Fire 'em uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!!!! :rock:

SFRT!

:rock:

God bless that Mutt.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/smoking/rauch28.gif

Listening! Oh good, K-Hole's on tonight! :clap: Hey e-chick- this guys are insane :cool:

...............Honk.................

there's the horn

Hey ya pricks...Yucko. :D

On hold!

:yippie:

Mutt sounds very excited

Why has no one put George Takei into the mix for the roast? He's perfect for a roast! Fits all the criteria that they mentioned on the show.

On hold!

:yippie:

Werd!

hi kevin :hw:

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10 seconds til nigger nice

YUCKO!!

Vodka


yum yum

ask Doanald

Why has no one put George Takei into the mix for the roast? He's perfect for a roast! Fits all the criteria that they mentioned on the show.

That's my suggestion...I called in to tell them to add him to the list. I can't believe no one has suggested him yet. He seems like an obvious choice.

If howard has already dropped 50k on a piece of jewelry, he should drop one million on a ring

50K is way to cheap - if the price leaks to the press
250K

Anyone think to ask what Beth would like for a ring and then base the price on what she wants???

Vodka
got mine right here, your body guard is getting buzzed :al:

They just need to get married already. I'm kinda tired of hearing about it.

http://www.costumes4less.com/prodimages/thumbnails/5/thumbnailVA43.jpg

Anyone think to ask what Beth would like for a ring and then base the price on what she wants???

No

Hey e-chick- this guys are insane :cool:

Tick! Hahaaaaa...

LAN

They just need to get married already. I'm kinda tired of hearing about it.

Yep, it;s not gonna stop until they do, epecially as he dances around the topic.

TUPAC

No


.....just a thought

lol ronnie

Ronnie....:rofl:

hey now :cool:

TUPAC

Bling


Humble = Cheap Jew

wow yukko is quiet

CZ!

Since Beth wants one, she will be getting one.

:callme: ja ja juice

Hahahhaa The Jew in Jewelry.

got mine right here, your body guard is getting buzzed :al: hey baby let's do it together :D

Bling


Humble = Cheap Jew

:lol:

:callme: ja ja juice

Jajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajuice!


:yippie:

wow yukko is quiet I was thinking the same thing

the jew in jewelry :lol:

Mutt...setin' up Yucko.

Hahahhaa The Jew in Jewelry. I always wanted a Topaz ring

I feel poor.

Oh screw the ring! Why should we care how much he spends on Beth? What, would you rather he gave us the money?

Hahahhaa The Jew in Jewelry.

Jewy Jewelryman

:p

is it me , or is Mutt a litle edgy this time?

The bonus money is probably in stock - lol

Yucko with the zinger! :D

Million dollar ring?

I can't even get a date. :(

the jew in jewelry :lol: Let Beth pick it out- bet she'll be smart about it

does anyone else hear a buzz like a fly?

http://www.costumes4less.com/prodimages/thumbnails/5/thumbnailVA43.jpg

I think that whatever Beth wants, Beth will get! Howard said that she loves jewelry.
Hi Everyone! :hw:

Hahaha what in the fuck

Best call ever.

Million dollar ring?

I can't even get a date. :(

I find that VERY hard to believe! ;)

I love the show, but what's with the Screaming Mutt, you're killing my ears. I have a pillow over the speakers to try to muffle you.

Juice you were on and off in seconds. did they put you back on hold?

Mutt is dead to me.

Best call ever.

:jj:

Million dollar ring?

I can't even get a date. :( If you are going to the Killers show in Oxford, I'll buy you a beer... :D

Come on Yucko! You are too quiet! Damn!

Million dollar ring?

I can't even get a date. :( I go out with my single girlfriend and I see what is out there- for the pickings

Juice you were on and off in seconds. did they put you back on hold?

Nope. Mother fucker hung up on me...hahaha

"Gay Tony, I know you're a homo and all..."

:lol:

Is this our chowder

I love the show, but what's with the Screaming Mutt, you're killing my ears. I have a pillow over the speakers to try to muffle you.

actually he's a little quieter than usual tonight

Chowederhead

what happened to my juicie

does anyone else hear a buzz like a fly?

That's the stink coming off of Yucko's costume! ;)

juice call back

does anyone else hear a buzz like a fly?

Hard to tell Mutt's so much louder then anyone else, I'm muffling to speakers because it's so annoying, and yes sounds like a fan or vibrator is on in the background.

Hey Chowder!

Chowder IS correct. CZ is indistinguishable from a "real" diamond. You can tell it's CZ because it's flawless. :)

"Gay Tony, I know you're a homo and all..."

:lol:

:D

Is this our chowder


:omfg:

Nope. Mother fucker hung up on me...hahaha call back

juice call back

It's busy :(



I'm switching to Free FM.

:jj:

"Howard's a bitch sometimes."
:lol:

I agree.

That's the stink coming off of Yucko's costume! ;)

seriously, does anyone else hear it? I could be delirious from my fever for all I know!

do they have this thread up during the SFRT show?

seriously, does anyone else hear it? I could be delirious from my fever for all I know!

:yes:

I hear it. I heard it earlier today for a little while too. It was driving me nuts.

seriously, does anyone else hear it? I could be delirious from my fever for all I know!

:hw: It's coming in crystal clear for me.

seriously, does anyone else hear it? I could be delirious from my fever for all I know!

I don't hear anything. :dontknow:

seriously, does anyone else hear it? I could be delirious from my fever for all I know!

I don't hear it. I'm listening to the internet stream, btw.

do they have this thread up during the SFRT show?


Most likely

do they have this thread up during the SFRT show?

I think Mutt checks in on breaks every now and then. But no, I think he usually has the computer screen with the callers up.

next topic

Good point JB

Rings are gay.

I don't hear it.

next topic

Yes please.

Joey, the company is DeBeers. They control the majority of all diamonds that are mined and wholesaled.

It's Supply and Demand.......

Is this our chowder

That was the loveable loser....and 2 months salary Howard...no exceptions! :D

DeBeers has the diamond market by the short and curlies

do they have this thread up during the SFRT show? i thought maloof was on SFN last week when the show was on.

:hw: It's coming in crystal clear for me.


:hw:

....Joey's point doesn't make sense. A dollar technically is worth maybe .000005 cents, but we put a value on it....just like diamonds.

Good point JB

Unlike oil, people don't NEED diamonds. It IS a manufactured market, but just try to use this logic with your fiance. You'll never get laid again.

It's Supply and Demand.......

Supply and Demand, Price and Demand........... :dontknow:
:D

Monday is Super Bowl after

when you're up in Howard's league. Expenditures aren't the same as us pee-on's. :hw:

he will show up Monday

yeah kevin!!!

Monday is Super Bowl after

Monday Morning Artieback? :p

Unlike oil, people don't NEED diamonds. It IS a manufactured market, but just try to use this logic with your fiance. You'll never get laid again.

:lol: On to Artie!!! He'll be there on Monday

Rings are gay. pinky rings

when you're up in Howard's league. Expenditures aren't the same as us pee-on's. :hw:


Exactly - so 50K is a joke

I love how excited Mutt gets!

Whew, finally onto Artie as topic. Yucko's so subdued for a funny perverse clown!
Christine is such a good person to have on SFRT. Very articulate and knows her stuff inside out!

damn, i came in late.. i always miss the beginning.

Artie will be there :)

Didn't Artie say he was coming home Sunday?

Joey doesn't know when the SB is? My grandmother knows when the game is.

THought he said 7 am

"All that's just speculation..." Isn't that what this whole show is?? http://www.coolsmilies.net/happy/rofl1.gif

I missed Artie!

I miss Lori. :hump:

pinky rings

On men are gay

Rings are gay. no they aren't !!

Monday Morning Artieback? :p I already know a few that are taking off Mon.

Yucko creeping me out - so quiet - must have Pizza there

Come on Yucko speak up!

Joey doesn't know when the SB is? =

:notgood:

I miss Lori too

He's more like Yuckosgirl boyfriend than Yucko

Joey, the company is DeBeers. They control the majority of all diamonds that are mined and wholesaled.


The thee Cs of diamonds, cut, color and clarity. You pay for what you get. 47th street is the wholesale district for diamonds. I've seen "dead" stones flat, little sparkle outside the special light in the store. A diamond should be crystal/white (unless you can afford the colors, pink, blue, champaign).

On men are gay I never see much of them anymore

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Oh good.

"Ralph's Rant".

Just what I wanted.

The thee Cs of diamonds, cut, color and clarity. You pay for what you get. 47th street is the wholesale district for diamonds. I've seen "dead" stones flat, little sparkle outside the special light in the store. A diamond should be crystal/white (unless you can afford the colors, pink, blue, champaign).

it's actually the 4 C's. You forgot Carat.

Rings are gay.

I hate jewelry.

We ARE a perfect e-match. :)

They need Howard to kick up the Ratings

NEVERRRRRR DO THE VIEW......................

Howard doesn't need the View; the View NEEDS Howard. I say NO!

I miss Lori. :hump:

where is that hot piece of ass?

it's actually the 4 C's. You forgot Carat.

My bad

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/banda06/artieddogs2.gif that picture proves he is on something :jj:

I hate jewelry.

We ARE a perfect e-match. :)

I'm returning the diamond I bought for your trip out to Baltimore.

fuck the view

I hate jewelry.

We ARE a perfect e-match. :) i've got to get you aside and have a long chat

I hate jewelry.

We ARE a perfect e-match. :)

Wow, the perfect woman :-P

where is that hot piece of ass?

:(

I don't know. I haven't heard from her in a while.

I love Christine, but Lori has a lot more energy and stronger opinions on the SFRT.

they are 100% right.. artie's words always get stomped on, i'm like damn, let the man speak.
he holds back if someone else is talking.

i've got to get you aside and have a long chat

.........what.

I hate jewelry.

We ARE a perfect e-match. :) me too / but I love my spoon silver ring

howard should do it like he does all the shows. you know, fuck with them!!

I'm returning the diamond I bought for your trip out to Baltimore.

I like purses. :)

I have the flu, get over here and take care of me.

.........what. I would love Artie to do a show on sirius by himself

Wow, short break

fuck the view


Yuko summed it you nicely. Fuck those yentas.

pick up the pace? can mutt really talk any faster and louder?!?!?!

pick up the pace? can mutt really talk any faster and louder?!?!?!

why is he yelling?

Wow, short break

I didn't even have time to make a quick business call :mad:

pick up the pace? can mutt really talk any faster and louder?!?!?!

His cranium is gonna explode.

pick up the pace? can mutt really talk any faster and louder?!?!?!

:jj:

Yucko would be perfect at the Robin Roast.

i agree......w/ Yucko

Sal and Richard should be roasted together

Sal and Richard

roasts blow

why is he yelling? i don't think he's yelling.

i agree......w/ Yucko

Roast Yucko!

I didn't even have time to make a quick business call :mad: sup otto

I would love Artie to do a show on sirius by himself
fuck yeah he is funny as hell it seems like howard stops him from being funny sometimes

i agree......w/ Yucko

Me too. He just said it, "What are we gonna wait for them and have a bunch of half assed ones in between?"

They've got to do the big 3 and end the whole thing. The Roasts are cool, but ONE a year is more than enough.

I like purses. :)

I have the flu, get over here and take care of me.

Purses. Now that's a thread. Burberry, Coach, Fendi, Gucci, oh my.

Sal needs to be the next roast

that was my thread.. should howard go on the view.. and i was told to fuck off the 1st 10 posts then a nice poster said no he should not be on the view

Sal needs to be the next roast

Yep, stick with the show peeps first.

Sal's a one-trick pony. They've done it already on the show a million times.

Roast Yucko!

think there's enough material for that?

Sal and Richard should be roasted together Perfect

GEORGE TAKEI

who's this guy? Mutt, Joey, Yucko and ??

K=hole has a hoarse voice - the SFRT will be sick next week

Is it Roast or Roasts (pleural).

RALPH

they all want joan rivers.. who wants to hear that? ugh!!

Sal's a one-trick pony. They've done it already on the show a million times. Sal and Richard should snap each other

RALPH

They already did that.

Nobody cares about Norm Macdonald. FUNNY AS HELL, but a roast?

Please.

Dice Clay would be perfect, but he'd bitch up and get pissed at somebody. They'd have to cut his mic during the damn thing...

RALPH


That's a good one

who's this guy? Mutt, Joey, Yucko and ?? k-fed

sup otto

Hey now brother!

How's it going?

I wanted to come to the show at Rory's on Saturday, but it's my friends birthday and his fiancee is throwing a party for him up in Ct. :mad:

Norm is old news, no one even cares about him anymore.

think there's enough material for that?

Grungy suit
His horn
His makeup, and what he looks like underneath it (even though we now all know)
His act with all the dildos

His rebuttal to everyone would fuckin kick ass, that's for sure.

They already did that.


He deserves 2

this is what Norm looked like at the Beer League Premiere....with me by the way....http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f351/mcfierce/normme_beerleague.jpg

High Pitch just shit his pants.

GEORGE TAKEI


good one!

I say Dice let him have it.

Nobody cares about Norm Macdonald. FUNNY AS HELL, but a roast?

Please.

Dice Clay would be perfect, but he'd bitch up and get pissed at somebody. They'd have to cut his mic during the damn thing...


Dice would get cunty quick fast and in a hurry.

He deserves 2

The first one wasn't very good. Ralph was just.....lame. He didn't react.

K=hole has a hoarse voice - the SFRT will be sick next week

Just stop making out with him and you'll be ok. ;)

you cant go back to being censored!!!!!!!!!

who's this guy? Mutt, Joey, Yucko and ??

CIA Hole.... :)

Nigger and fuck and cunt

Grungy suit
His horn
His makeup, and what he looks like underneath it (even though we now all know)
His act with all the dildos

His rebuttal to everyone would fuckin kick ass, that's for sure.

i don't know what he looks like sans makeup.

If you go out of the realm - I agree Dice or Simmons

NOT DICE! No more attention for that has been!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stamos :hump:

Norm is old news, no one even cares about him anymore.

More people care about Gilbert.

roast jay leno.. and have howard do his voice.. that is funny enough.

:yes: Fuck Craig Gass.

NOT DICE! No more attention for that has been!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I second that.....

I say Dice let him have it.

Yes!

"Andrew Dice Clay! The space shuttle is the only thing that crashed to Earth faster than his career!"

i suppose letterman would never agree to a stern roast.

i suppose letterman would never agree to a stern roast.

I hate Dice, but I'd like to hear them roast him.



....as long as he doesn't talk.