I learned this because I could hear the national anthem clearly through my solid plaster and brick walls. Then I figured it was the hometown team, and I thought, well I'll give the NBA another chance. Well after about 5 minutes of the "show" I bailed. But I was drawn back in by the screams I keep hearing. Everytime a dunk was performed all I hear is, "OHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM! OOOOOOOOHHHHHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" followed by a bunch of racial explicatives. Are NBA fans all like these dudes? Unreal. This is why I can't watch it. A giant performs a dunk that took very little skill, and then acts like he just cured cancer. Wow. Yeah. Go. Yippie. What a pussy sport.

Don't know where to start here. Sorry you live in a shitty neighborhood. I live in an apartment where my hippy neighbor just bought his own karaoke machine and thinks he's the next fuckin' american idol. Guess I'll quit listening to music. I'll skip everything else in the middle and ask, what makes it a pussy sport? These guys are the most physically fit of any sport. Most are able to run up and down the court for the full 48 minutes of play and muscle their way to the basket. I don't know you so I can't judge your physical ability but I myself would have a tough time just making it through the aerobic part of the game.

uh, hockey.

my apoligies. Down here in the lower 48 basketball is a pretty popular game

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