03-29 Joey Boots, Marks Friggin, Haydn Porter, BaBaBoston & Charlie Miss Black Howard Stern

BYE FOR NOW
- Ralph is going to LA to follow his dreams. Is he on the outs with Howard? Did he find a bigger better deal?
- Will Beth handle laying out Howard's clothes now?
- Is he making a mistake? What should he be doing?

MISS BLACK HOWARD STERN
- Was Charlie the right girl? Who would you have picked?
- Should they team up Miss White & Miss Black Howard Stern or pit them against each other?
- Should the girls have to fight for the Miss Howard Stern title? Would it be a bigger fight than John vs Cabbie?

SAL JUST KILLED HIMSELF FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT
- We almost lost Sal this weekend and it got me thinking. if the worst had happened, how would it effect the show?
- Would they have been live monday? How should he be morned?
- Should they stop playing his bits?
- Should Howard TV cover the funeral?
- How long before it would be OK to play Win Sal's Job?
- After his near death experience, will Sal be any different?
- Howard said that he hadn't died but just brain damaged, they'd give him a raise. Would Crackhead Sal be funny or too depressing?
- If we got to choose who the show lost, who's the most expendable?

If Howard's not going to molest chicks anymore, who do you want to step up to the plate? Does the show need it?

BETHO'S VIEW
- How'd she handle herself? Was it a good show for her?
- How did Howard come off? Would BethO as a regular on the View be good for the Stern Show?

BEST GUEST / WORST GUEST?

MORE OR LESS
- Evil Dave Games
- Scott DePace politics
- Sal messin w/ Gary
- Cabbie
- American Idol crap
- Busting Howard's balls about marriage
- Howard's Bachelor Party talk
- Miss Howard Stern
- Public Access TV prank calls
- Artie molesting chicks
- Sour Shoes
- Artie’s Jon Hein wrap up show plug
- Dominic Barbara
- Vinnie
- Soundboard prank calls
- Calls from Ben & Raye stern
- The Diceman







Fridays

Live Prayer Show (LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=233132&highlight=siobhan))

The Riley Show settles for $400 + $200 + ISDN line. What's the roundatble doing wrong?

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RIGHT OR WRONG
- Artie joins the weight loss challenge but won't diet
- Robin keeping Blaze's ashes and tail hair
- Ralph charging $7000 for his weight loss services
- Howard trying to keep Sanjaya on American Idol as a goof
- Gary not booking Richard Jeni on the show
- Boots taking collections on SFN & the subsequent news stories
- Cabbie asking Howard for a personal photo, then sending it to his new sponsor, and claiming he didn't know they were going to use it. (FYI, photo is now down)

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SHOW SCHEDULE

The schedule is getting light. If you'd like to do the show, you need to let me know. if your name is listed as a guest on deck, you need to pick a date.

GUESTS ON DECK - pick a date

Newbies: joeponytail, wanga, Satan's Driver, GoodyDickman, BV1113, NJharley, nickelz31, MattyBags, nickelz31

Regulars: rogny, jbny67, otto, Mr Jeff - who else is ready to come back?

VIPs: Kevin from KOAM, Hook Nosed Mike, Irish John

NOTE: This is a very loose schedule and may be changed at any time. it's difficult to schedule this far in advance without know what will be happening on the show. New people may get bumped for a regular or special guest but if we have an opening, you'll be on the show.

04-05 SPRING BREAK
Joey Boots, queefgirl, thedomina, blue2noise

04-12
Joey Boots, High Pitch Eric, chadmd, otto23
(it's Mutt & Eric's birthday)

04-19
Joey Boots, TheJuice777, oldmanpops

04-26
Zolar, MattyBags, GoodyDickman

05-03
Shark58

05-10
MrJeff2000

05-17

05-24
KingOfAllWhites, C.I.A-Hole

05-31

06-07
GayTony

06-14
rogny, PETROCK

06-21

06-28

07-05

07-12

07-19

07-26

08-02

08-09

08-16

08-23

08-30

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SHOW NOTES

Go straight to the super fan roundtable forum - www.TheFanShow.com


CALLING INTO THE SHOW: When calling into the show, there's no need to give shout outs to SFN or your friends on SFN. We don't have a ton of time so please don't waste. We already have topics setup. Please be a good caller and respond to the topics. thanks 1-888-STERN-101


GETTING ON THE SHOW: Each week I start a roundtable brainstorming thread where the fans help build our topics and a listening thread where people discuss the show while it's happening. if you'd like to do the show, get in there and participate. once you've been around for awhile ask to be on the show and pick a date. there's a shedule posted in every brainstorming thread.


GUESTS OF THE SHOW: This is an office and you are expected to be on your best behavior. It's not some free for all party. You shouldn't do anything that you would do when stopping by the bank. You cannot bring alcohol, take off your clothes, make noise, or bother the employees & celebrities. I know you are a Stern fan but we're not out at the bar. You need to be cool. Don't stop them and ask for an autograph or photo. Every time one of you misbehaves, i get a new rule to follow.

You can not bring any friends and you need to bring your ID. If I don't put you on the list and you don't have your ID, you will not be able to get in.

You can not walk around Sirius. You will be escorted from the upstairs lobby to the studio and back out. Do not take it upon yourself to just walk around & check things out. Nobody is allowed to stop by other shows. DO NOT stop by Ferrall's studio under any circumstances even if you think it's OK. I've been told by management that it's not. If you'd like to be a guest on Ferrall, they need to put you on their guest list.

All plugs must be approved in advance. If you are going to be on the show and you have something to plug, you need to let me know the day before.

You may take photos in the studio only. Do not take pictures in the halls or lobby.

DO NOT sign the wall.

ralph argument on the air

-whats going on with howard and ralph lately? the night Howard proposed to Beth, Robin and Ross got a call but Ralph found out the next morning with the rest of us. since then Ralph hasnt been calling into the show as much. with the most recent argument today one has to wonder if is Howard finally getting fed up with Ralph?

-Did doug goodstein over react to ralphs comment about his babys nurse or was his outburst justified?

-sal's fall
-ralph's vacation/time off

Too much Honey, between howard and beth, honey this honey that...and howards cousins cure all honey

Beth on the View

Hey mutt, i sent you a PM, i would be a guest anytime, i live in NY and have been a guest on the ronnie roast so you know I am a Normal enough dude.


Discuss the in house fighting lately, Gary being more deffensive about his job than ever

Fighting back with Howard now that we are on sirius, Have the fights gotten more personal now that you can say what you really feel. (Example, Will saying go fuck yourself to Steve Langford after the page 69 fight)

the fan reaction to bad guests

do people even bother listening?

does howard even think these are good guests?

welcome back...topics:
Ralph and Howard--has Howard or maybe Beth finally gotten tired of Ralph and his slack way of life.
the Tampa trip--how was the show and the afterparty..how did the different sets of people get along
the whole ETM and AI deal..have the whack-packers and their constant demands finally worn out their welcome
Gary finally standing up for himself more...

Randy Spelling And Sean Stewart Visit - Worst interview yet

sals wife paintballing his ass

sals wife paintballing his ass :rolleyes:

:rolleyes: :D

Beth on The View tomorrow...could be an interesting topic.

the clear cover-up of gary pushing sal off the stage

Ronnie vs Ronald
goodbye to ralph.....if he goes will ralph rehire him or treat him like John, jackie, grillo
sal, sal and more sal

The shoe on the other foot for Ralph: "If you want to have a serious conversation about this off the air..."

Ralph becomes Siobahn!

BTW, I can do 4/26...looks pretty vacant

-what are bigfoot and EEO up to?

-the fans reaction to MTT and what to do w/ fridays (keep beating this horse)

-sal: paintball, his marriage, falling off stage

-riley

If it was already suggested or addressed on the roundtable I apologize but what about Beth's "procedure". Howard mentioned that she had a procedure done but didn't go into detail. What was the procedure? Could it have been an abortion? Could it have been getting her tubes tied as a stipulation of the pre-nup? If it was either of those, that would have been the reason Howard couldn't have sex with her a couple weeks ago which would lead to his going off on the staff.

MUTT ID LOVE TO GET ON MAY 24TH WITH CIAHOLE AND KOAW.

Gotta discuss the fact that Sal's wife seems like such an ungrateful witch.

if sanjaya stays on again this week, should they have another eric the midget american idol show?

if sanjaya stays on again this week, should they have another eric the midget american idol show?

kimmel recommended putting a camera on etm watching idol (originally robin's idea)
:tu:

beth asked lisa g not to sit in the audience, lisa g is going to anyway.

beth asked lisa g not to sit in the audience, lisa g is going to anyway.

Lisa G better back off :mad:

Try discussing why it is that they'll dedicate entire segments of the show to Riley's salary, but the salaries of staff members are off-limits.

Don't let King of all blacks on anymore. Boring

- Riley negotiations
- How long before Sal can come back to work
- Sanjaya voting

Discuss ways the fans can rally to save Sanjaya while HS is on vacation.

Since Howard seems to be ignoring it, I guess the whole ICC screen name leak is off limits. It's too bad because that would be a good topic to discuss.

How about the fact that it was revealed that there will be no film festival this year?

robins constant interuption.

How about the fact that it was revealed that there will be no film festival this year? maybe they have something ELSE planned :dontknow:

VEGAS????? :idea:

maybe they have something ELSE planned :dontknow:

VEGAS????? :idea:

It's easier for me to make it to the film festival. It's local. I don't think I could afford to travel to Vegas.

Riley Martin's negotiations, and the fact that the main argument against giving him decent money is that he doesn't have any other offers.
As Howard has repeatedly stated, Bubba was a Pariah with NO offers and NO work for a couple of years before Howard hired him.

It's easier for me to make it to the film festival. It's local. I don't think I could afford to travel to Vegas. Vegas is dirt cheap. PLUS........what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas!!! :marx:

Vegas is dirt cheap. PLUS........what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas!!! :marx:

I'll meet you there. :p

Riley Martin's negotiations, and the fact that the main argument against giving him decent money is that he doesn't have any other offers.
As Howard has repeatedly stated, Bubba was a Pariah with NO offers and NO work for a couple of years before Howard hired him.

There's a HUGE difference between what Bubba brings to the table and what Riley brings. I'm not a big fan of Bubba's but, if Riley brought half of the potential listeners as he does, they would have no problem finding the money for him.

rogny & Mrjeff, you've both been on pretty recently. pick a later date. to the rest of you, pick something. May thru Aug are wide open. i have a dozen of you on the newbie list but you need to pick a week.

[B............i have a dozen of you on the newbie list but you need to pick a week. [/B]

did you run the list to be approved by abba? :hw:

OOOOH OOOH MUTT CAN I PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ BE ON JUNE 7TH, MY BIRTHDAY??

i know i was just on last week, but that was a last second thing and by June it will have been 3 months...lemme know.:whistle:


edit: u may want to move last week's listening thread to the SFRT forum..

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=231609&perpage=100&pagenumber=1

Mutt, i PMed you to let you know i can do 4/26 or 5/3...guess ill just post in here too.

-Too much beth on the show


That is all :munch:

....hey now....great to hear Marks Friggin will be on...(he always sends reply to my Emails..same views of the show!!)...Mutt..hope you get my check today..and note re: dates etc...(thurs.are tuff for me(antique shows)it's a big $$$ day for me...I called in last week with a more/less and sour shoes bumped me off!!!! ....I would love to be on in July or August..redeem myself (after my call to the wrap up show)..this is the only place I can discuss the show that I love and listen to every day for 22 years!! WYSP-fm...my hubby is not a fan...Sisters think it's anti-female....that would be a great topic....how many Female fans never reveal they listen to the show!!! I wanted to call in and pitch a show for 101....Howard Stern's Pussy Parlor...all Female fans (and Robin) discuss Howard AND our sex lives....what we want etc....(actually I sent tons of material to Tim Sabean)....btw...Boots or someone should call in and inform Robin that the show is SUPER fan roundatble..she's called the show STERN FAN roundtable two days now!!!!!
More/less.....More classic rock songs during commercial breaks..Less phoney phone calls (same repeats)

rogny & Mrjeff, you've both been on pretty recently. pick a later date. to the rest of you, pick something. May thru Aug are wide open. i have a dozen of you on the newbie list but you need to pick a week.

How about 5-10 or 5-17? That's a three month gap...

topics:

- Win Fred's Money is back with a hot chick twist. Where's Stump the Booey?

- Fred's aversion to nudity. His decision or edict from his wife?

riley negotiations and settlement.

sal falling off the stage...and how it happened (to me, it looked like gary was trying to keep him from falling.)

ralph moving to la, following in stuttering john's footsteps, although he's not getting a gig with leno.

just listening to the wrapup show and they brought up a good observation (actually, it might have been a caller). howard doesn't physically interact with his female guest like he used to: no more feeling or painting of boobs, for instance. he still talks the talk as he did when Nicole Sheridan was on today, but no physical interaction as before. how has his relationship with beth changed at least that aspect of the show?

Nicole what an amazing woman and will she be the next go to girl?

more or less - artie metaphors
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=233411

riley negotiations and settlement.

sal falling off the stage...and how it happened (to me, it looked like gary was trying to keep him from falling.)

ralph moving to la, following in stuttering john's footsteps, although he's not getting a gig with leno.

just listening to the wrapup show and they brought up a good observation (actually, it might have been a caller). howard doesn't physically interact with his female guest like he used to: no more feeling or painting of boobs, for instance. he still talks the talk as he did when Nicole Sheridan was on today, but no physical interaction as before. how has his relationship with beth changed at least that aspect of the show?


yea i wonder if he's just baiting Beth until after the ceremony...i cant believe that he'll be less free married to Beth than he was married to Allison...but maybe therapy has made him regret all that flirting he did...

It's easier for me to make it to the film festival. It's local. I don't think I could afford to travel to Vegas.

NYC gets all the events as it is. It would be nice for them to spread some west coast love.

Not sure I could afford it either, but it would be a fun FAN event.

yea i wonder if he's just baiting Beth until after the ceremony...i cant believe that he'll be less free married to Beth than he was married to Allison...but maybe therapy has made him regret all that flirting he did...

It's a matter of respect IMO.

-riley martin is back!!! for $400 week (he'll be starving mutherfuckers)
-robin leach tells howard not to get married, just live together...

Quick one: caller asked about the Jon Hein song and Howard always cutting it short...should it still be played?

did you run the list to be approved by abba? :hw:

As a matter of fact, he did, and I approved. :hw:

Just curious, is Robin completely off limits? Being on SFN as often as I am, I do notice an undercurrent of criticism for Robin's bad timing. Of course, she's Howard's "Queen", or at least, that's the cultivated aura, but does SFRT keep her off limits?

Just curious, is Robin completely off limits? Being on SFN as often as I am, I do notice an undercurrent of criticism for Robin's bad timing. Of course, she's Howard's "Queen", or at least, that's the cultivated aura, but does SFRT keep her off limits?


are u kiddin? the first SFRT had Hein asking "does Robin talk too much?" and i jumped in "NO.", Ralph and the rest agreed, except for Mutt. that was under Hein's calming direction...ive loudly come to Robin's defense since while VARIOUS guests have attacked her.

SFRT is NOT SFN...almost anything is open for debate. only limit they ever mentioned on various appearances i had were about Viacom/Moonves..."if u mention them we have to dump out". beyond that, i'm told Jason gave an admonishment to everyone (b4 KOAB showed) not to use the word "nigger", but apparently Zolar did and it was all good anyway.

NYC gets all the events as it is. It would be nice for them to spread some west coast love.

Not sure I could afford it either, but it would be a fun FAN event.


amen, sister, we feel a little left out here sometimes.

HOW ABOUT JUNE 14TH?

Just curious, is Robin completely off limits? Being on SFN as often as I am, I do notice an undercurrent of criticism for Robin's bad timing. Of course, she's Howard's "Queen", or at least, that's the cultivated aura, but does SFRT keep her off limits?

nah, we've talked shit on here. matter of fact, one show we were real hard on her. she's not off limits but I happen to really like her so it doesn't come up too much

....hey now....great to hear Marks Friggin will be on...(he always sends reply to my Emails..same views of the show!!)...Mutt..hope you get my check today..and note re: dates etc...(thurs.are tuff for me(antique shows)it's a big $$$ day for me...I called in last week with a more/less and sour shoes bumped me off!!!! ....I would love to be on in July or August..redeem myself (after my call to the wrap up show)..this is the only place I can discuss the show that I love and listen to every day for 22 years!! WYSP-fm...my hubby is not a fan...Sisters think it's anti-female....that would be a great topic....how many Female fans never reveal they listen to the show!!! I wanted to call in and pitch a show for 101....Howard Stern's Pussy Parlor...all Female fans (and Robin) discuss Howard AND our sex lives....what we want etc....(actually I sent tons of material to Tim Sabean)....btw...Boots or someone should call in and inform Robin that the show is SUPER fan roundatble..she's called the show STERN FAN roundtable two days now!!!!!
More/less.....More classic rock songs during commercial breaks..Less phoney phone calls (same repeats)

you've got to pick a specific date

Mutt, i PMed you to let you know i can do 4/26 or 5/3...guess ill just post in here too.

keep posting in the SFRT brainstorming & listening threads. it's sorta like your interview. if you seem like a fan who really listens to the show, we'll set ya up

nah, we've talked shit on here. matter of fact, one show we were real hard on her. she's not off limits but I happen to really like her so it doesn't come up too much

Yeah, I thought so. I was just wondering because I'm positive that The Show has recieved a TON of mail about her, espcially after that fertility clinic story, and no discussion of them on the air.

More or less: The cousin's bee commercial. Has Howard sold out?
As for Ralph wanting to move to LA (and since I won't ever get on live to SFRT), he's no fool. The writings on the wall. He's not needed by Howard any longer and he knows that. So he's looking for work and the work appears to be in California. It's the way he went about it that was shitty. Shades of Stuttering John.

More or less: The cousin's bee commercial. Has Howard sold out?
As for Ralph wanting to move to LA (and since I won't ever get on live to SFRT), he's no fool. The writings on the wall. He's not needed by Howard any longer and he knows that. So he's looking for work and the work appears to be in California. It's the way he went about it that was shitty. Shades of Stuttering John.

Speaking of selling out, how is it that the major sponsor for the weight loss contest is now competing for ad time with the competitor that Cabbie wasn't allowed to mention.

Hey everyone, it's Mutt and I'm anxious
to bring you another Super Fan Roundtable

you can Catch us live thursday night 7 eastern on Howard 101
you can Catch us live tonight 7 eastern on Howard 101
you can Catch us live tomorow night 7 eastern on Howard 101

Now that Howard's engaged, is Ralph on his way out?
He's heading to LA but what will he find there and will he be back?

we almost lost Sal this weekend and it got me thinking.
if the worst had happened, how would it effect the show
& how would the fans have reacted?
would they have been live monday?
should they stop playing his bits?
should howard TV cover the funeral?

We gotta hear from the fans so call in
888-STERN-101

It's the super fan roundtable
only on howard 101

if we got to choose who the show lost, who's the most expendable?

if we got to choose who the show lost, who's the most expendable?

Benjy (unless you count Ralph)

High pitch Mike He drives me fucking nuts

if we got to choose who the show lost, who's the most expendable?

Ouch!

I chose Sal.

unfortunately everyone is expendable but Howard, but if anyone left or died the show would go on but it would change. Which could be good or bad

if we got to choose who the show lost, who's the most expendable? that's an AWFUL question! :giggle:

Lisa G

Looks like Akira is working towards Artie. I think she's just another plug whore who worked her way up from Bubba to Howard. Would she be good for the show?

unfortunately everyone is expendable but Howard, but if anyone left or died the show would go on but it would change. Which could be good or bad

I disagree. Fred is the Bedrock of The Show. If it only ended up being Howard and Fred with rotating staff, The Show would still be great.
That guy is truly amazing, and goddamn hes quick.

Let's get rid of Scott DePace. The guy's obviously nuts.

BTW, are they EVER gonna do another film festival? It's almost a year since the last one, and I'm ready to put my talent on a DVD. :D

Hey everyone, it's Mutt and I'm anxious
to bring you another Super Fan Roundtable

you can Catch us live thursday night 7 eastern on Howard 101
you can Catch us live tonight 7 eastern on Howard 101
you can Catch us live tomorow night 7 eastern on Howard 101

Now that Howard's engaged, is Ralph on his way out?
He's heading to LA but what will he find there and will he be back?

we almost lost Sal this weekend and it got me thinking.
if the worst had happened, how would it effect the show
& how would the fans have reacted?
would they have been live monday?
should they stop playing his bits?
should howard TV cover the funeral?

We gotta hear from the fans so call in
888-STERN-101

It's the super fan roundtable
only on howard 101

a replay tomorrow at 7pm est?

Mutt, one big factor this week has been Mr. The Midget's phone calls. He's on every day. Shit, today, he's been on for almost 40 minutes. The other day he was on for over an hour.
He grates on me but fuck if he ain't entertaining. It's a great way to get your blood boiling in the morning :)

And please, to second SFGirl's sentiment, this Bee-Cuticle infomercial is LOOOONG and on very often. The other day on the replay, they played it TWICE during a commercial break, one that lasted 13 minutes according to the FFWDing of my Replay.
Is Howard taking that waaay to far? Yeah, he's helping out his cousin, and it's admirable to be sure, but when does it get old and backfire?

if we got to choose who the show lost, who's the most expendable? :funny: Awesome question!

I disagree. Fred is the Bedrock of The Show. If it only ended up being Howard and Fred with rotating staff, The Show would still be great.
That guy is truly amazing, and goddamn hes quick.
Fred is awesome and makes the show even better but it could go on with out him. I would never want to see that happen.

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Is Evil Dave retarded? :D

I'd love a disscusion about the Quality of Howard TV and what can be done to improve it now.


I know its been brought up, but it can be tied into the Doug v. Ralph fight....

Miss Black HOWARD STERN!

gotta get her booked on The Show!!!

will she be doing appearances at chicken and rib joints handing out Sirius bumper stickers?

does she have a criminal record?

how many babies does she have?

how many babies daddies?

how much in wic stamps a month does she get?

does she look towards HOWARD as the father she never knew?

christmas or kwanzaa?

grape juice or iced tea?

Miss Black HOWARD STERN!

gotta get her booked on The Show!!!

will she be doing appearances at chicken and rib joints handing out Sirius bumper stickers?

does she have a criminal record?

how many babies does she have?

how many babies daddies?

how much in wic stamps a month does she get?

does she look towards HOWARD as the father she never knew?

christmas or kwanzaa?

grape juice or iced tea?

Whoa Boots, you are on a roll!!! :D

Miss Black HOWARD STERN!

gotta get her booked on The Show!!!

will she be doing appearances at chicken and rib joints handing out Sirius bumper stickers?

does she have a criminal record?

how many babies does she have?

how many babies daddies?

how much in wic stamps a month does she get?

does she look towards HOWARD as the father she never knew?

christmas or kwanzaa?

grape juice or iced tea?

Don't forget whether or not she likes seeds in her watermelon.
Does she ever do cornrows?
Bacon strips or roast beef pusse'?
3rd input?
Gangbangs?
Spit or swallow?
Big Bush or bare field?

just updated the topic list in the first post. what else do we need? any good more or less?

HOLY SHIT! Miss black Howard STern is on tonite!?! that shit is AWESOME...!


that is one smart bitch, and clearly a SUPERFAN!!1:bigup:

corn bread or gritts

I can't wait to hear Miss Black Howard Stern tonight!

4/19 or 4/26 would be open if you will have me on Mutt ! :cool:opppps wrong thread ! link any1?
:rolleyes:

Hey Mutt, can I get in on 6/14 with Rogny? I won't miss it this time, that I can assure you.

LOVE to See Howard get Joe Rogan & Carlos Mencia on the show to air their 'Differences'
-V