GAMES / TOPICS I'M WORKING ON
I need help finishing these games off and I'm always looking for new ideas




STERN SHOW STATS
There are enough people working for the show that statistically they should have at least one of every statistic group. Who fits each category?

- 1 in 10 people are secretly gay
- 1 in 5 people have herpes link
- 1 in 10 people have diabetes
- child porn on their computer
- could go postal
- alcoholic
- drug addict
- drinks at work

I need more stats. Anyone have any idea where I can find these kind of things?



Who all should we include in this group, who can we dump? here's my quick list. who do I need to add? i'd like at least 20 employees so when it's 1 in 10, we'll pick 2 names. 1 in 5, we pick 4. etc

Howard, Gary, Fred, Robin, Artie, Benjy, Gange, Ralph, Sal, Richard, Jon Hein, Jason, Will, Jason, Depace, Goodstein, Sabean, Phalen, Ross, JD,



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The ultimate is a brackets game like the basketball final 4. we pair off a bunch of teams and pick who would win the challenge. the winners make it to the next round, we'd get donw to the final 4, and eventually we'd be able to pick the ultimate winner.




THE ULTIMATE WACKPACKER : ROUND 1
- Mark the Bagger vs Bigfoot Mark
- Beetlejuice vs Crazy Cabbie
- Wendy the Retard vs Gary the Retard
- Elegant Elliot Offen vs Eric the Midget
- Nicole Bass vs Maryanne from Brooklyn
- Siobhan vs Misty the Prostitute
- Elephant Boy vs Crack Head Bob
- Blue Iris vs Sour Shoes
- King of all Blacks vs Zolar
- Miss Black Howard Stern vs Miss Howard Stern
- Daniel Carver vs Crazy Alice
- Jeff The Drunk vs High Pitch Eric
- John the Stutterer vs Yucko the Clown
- Kenneth Keith Kallenbach vs Melrose Larry Greene
- Irish John vs Joey Boots
- Double A vs Angry Black

this is the perfect # of teams




ULTIMATE STERN SHOW GAME
Stump the Booey or Win Fred's Money
Mike Walker Game or Evil Dave Game
Homeless Game or Stripper Game
Guess Who's the Jew or Mexican Delivery Game
Anal Ring Toss or Lesbian Dial a Date
HowieWierd Squares or Turkish Millionaire
Wheel of Sex or The Tickle Chair
.. and more

I need more game ideas. there are plenty of them. We should be able to fill this up for sure.





ULTIMATE STERN SHOW STAND UP
Artie Lange or Jackie Martling
Reverend Bob Levy or Jim Florentine
Craig Gass or Shuli
Sal the Stockbroker or Richard Christy
Nick Depalo or Lisa Lampanelli
Yucko the Clown or Jackie Mason
Greg Fitzsimmons or Andrew Dice Clay
Gilbert Gottfried or Robert Schimmel
.. and more

who am i missing?







ULTIMATE HOWARD 100 NEWS REPORTER
Lisa G or Penny Crone
George Flowers or Ralph Howard
Steve Langford or Shuli
Lance Eluction or Michelle Jerson
Mike Piazza or High Pitch Mike
... (who am I missing? I'm looking for the on air team past or present)

this one won't work out as an ultimate. there just aren't enough of them. i need to come up with something else.

YOU SHOULD SEED THE WACKPACKERS 1-32, THIS WAY YOU DONT HAVE 2 REAL GOOD WACKPACKERS AGAINST EACH OTHER IN THE 1ST ROUND, ....WHAT ABOUT A ROBO SPANKER COMPETITION, WHO CAN TAKE THE MOST HARD HITS...PUT SAL AND RICHARD ON IT??... SIBEAN CONTEST FOR WOMEN( WHO'S ORGASM SOUNDS THE BEST.. WHAT MALE STAFER CAN FAKE AN ORGASM THE BEST!!!! HOW MANY OF THE STAFF HAS ACTUALLY JERKED OFF, WHEN A PLAYMATE OR HOTTIE LEAVES THE SHOW?

Mutt I'm not clear on your first question. Are you asking for more input on stats like:
x in 10 have a DUI
x in 10 have had a gay experience

I would think just doing interviews and crunching blind data for these stats would do it. The page 69 stuff is prolly a good source.

dave attell or colin quinn

Games. Homeless Game or Stripper Game could be expanded to Beet, drunk Andrea, Callers, Strippers, Porn Stars, Celebrities, and Staff Trivia when they bet $ on the answers. Also, the win a date with a pornstar game, smallest penis, intern beauty pageant, win breast implants, butterface, guess the fart song, football pool with a chicken and Garys kid, and Playboy evaluation. Plus the call in games like whats heavier Artie or a vending machine.

How about "ITS JUST WRONG." Stump The Jokeman, and what would you do to win a plasma TV.

Chris Rock or Paul Mooney

heres some woman orgasm statistics taken from Penthouse
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=265253

High Pitch Mike vs High Pitch Eric
Daniel Carver vs King of all Black
Craig Gass vs. Darrell Hammond

Bubba and Brent did the news when they were in NY when howard left Krock does they count for news reporters?

You cant forget Scott Salem. What is this christmas? Wheel of Benji

I think those stats are more accurate then you realize