Joey Boots, MrJeff2000, skp2978, King of all Cable


Jason set us up with King of all Cable. He's a classic stern show phone pranster that will be on the Stern Show Thursday morning. I'm going to have to take Abba up on the bump offer.

What's the plan this week? I need topics


ANDY DICK ROAST (LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=253576))
- Not including Benjy, who killed? Who bombed? Who went over the line? (Andy, Artie, Sal, Richard, Shuli, Levy, Collin Quinn, Greg Fitzsimmons, Lisa Lampanelli, Yucko, Dave Atell)
- What did you think of Benjy's first attempt? Should he be on the next dais? (LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=253586))
- What were your favorite roast lines? (LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=253634))
- Everyone agrees that the audience was flat but there's no clear reason why. Why was this roast a little off? (LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=253624&perpage=15&pagenumber=1))
- Some people say Andy Dick was a bad choice. Was it? Since everyone gets hit, does it matter who's roasted?
- Who should they do next?
- We all love the roasts but how can they take it to the next level?


HOWARD'S FRIENDS
- This week we had Jimmy Kimmel, Dee Snider, & John Stamos. Are you bored when the friends visit or do you like the look into his real life?


THE MIDGET
- Jimmy Kimmel got Eric to agree to fly with balloons. Since he gets to go to Idol & Kimmel before he puts out, will the little fucker renig on the deal? What should be his punishment if he does?
- What's the best way to do the balloon stunt?


THE GRILLO SHOW
- He wants his own H101 show. What kind of show could he do? Do you care?


TOO MUCH AIRTIME ( LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=252924) )
Who gets too much airtime, Eric the Midget, Jeff the Drunk, or Sour Shoes?


GOING TO FAIL
When Howard retires, who will fail the worst?
- Main Group - Robin, Fred, Artie, Gary, Sal, or Richard
- Secondary Group - JD, Ralph, Will, Jason, Scott, or Ronnie


ARTIE A NO SHOW
not sure what else to say about this. we've discussed it so many times


THIS OR THAT
Penny Crown or Lisa G? (LINK (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=253060))
Win Fred's Money or Stump the Booey
Sal the Stockbroker or Richard Christy
Homeless Game or Stripper Game
JD or Grillo
Live or replay


MORE OR LESS
Hanson
Steve Grillo
Hanzi
Gary Garver interviews
talk of Artie's diet / weight





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SHOW SCHEDULE
THE SCHEDULE IS POSTED IN THE ROUNDTABLE FORUM (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=7750253#post7750253)
If you'd like to be on the show, go to the schedule page, follow the directions, and let me know.

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SHOW NOTES

Go straight to the super fan roundtable forum - www.TheFanShow.com


CALLING INTO THE SHOW: When calling into the show, there's no need to give shout outs to SFN or your friends on SFN. You don't need to ask us how we are doing. We don't have a ton of time so please don't waste any of it. We already have topics setup. Please be a good caller and respond to the topics. Thanks 1-888-STERN-101


GUESTS OF THE SHOW: The show airs from the Sirius studios in NYC Times Square. It's on the 36th floor of the McGraw Hill building on the corner of 49th & 6th in studio 21. Guests should be there at 6PM so we can do mic checks. The show goes live at 7PM. You can not bring any friends. our studio is very small and there's really no place for them. I'll need your full name in advance and you need to bring your ID for security. If I don't put you on the list and you don't have your ID, you will not be able to get in.

This is an office and you are expected to be on your best behavior. It's not some free for all party. You shouldn't do anything that you would do when stopping by the bank. You cannot bring alcohol, take off your clothes, make noise, or bother people. I know you are a Stern fan but we're not out at the bar. You need to be cool. Don't stop them and ask for an autograph or photo. Everytime one of you misbehaves, I get a new rule to follow.

You CAN NOT walk around Sirius. You will be escorted from the upstairs lobby to the studio and back out. Do not take it upon yourself to just walk around & check things out. Nobody is allowed to stop by other shows. DO NOT stop by Ferrall's studio under any circumstances even if you think it's OK. I've been told by management that it's not. If you'd like to be a guest on Ferrall, they need to put you on their guest list.

You may take photos in the studio but please do not take pictures in the halls or lobby.

DO NOT sign the wall.

DO NOT plug any businesses or website without approval. If you are going to be on the show and you have something to plug, you need to let me know the day before so I can get it approved. ANYONE WHO PLUGS A WEBSITE OR BUSINESS WITHOUT PERMISSION WILL NOT BE INVITED BACK.

Definetly talk about the roast, did anyone go to far? Who killed and who bombed?

...
Eric the Midget flys with balloons????
[/B]

If Eric really agreed, where would they actually do this?

The helium volume required makes using the studio with it's hot lights and remote cameras in the ceiling impractical.
OK, the studio is air conditioned so let's say the temperature is 15 to 20C.

Let's also assume that Eric weighs 85 lbs with his clothes and tiny shoes.

Since the balloons are not an empty vacuum but filled with helium, we have to add the small amount of weight of the helium.

So, if on a dry day, not a humid New York day, a cubic foot of air weighs 0.077 to 0.078 lbs and the helium is around .011 lbs per cubic foot, we will need around 1300 cubic feet of helium balloons.

If we could use one large square ballon, it would be 21feet square by 3feet tall.

That's a little big for the studio.

Paul Newman flying with baloons:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/Tbones70/baloons_2.jpg

If Eric really agreed, where would they actually do this?

The helium volume required makes using the studio with it's hot lights and remote cameras in the ceiling impractical.


Paul Newman flying with baloons:
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a165/Tbones70/baloons_2.jpg

wow, look at that. i'd love to see a bigger pick or video of that. I assumed the Sirius lobby would be fine but evidently not.

one of our guests is in time out :(

wow, look at that. i'd love to see a bigger pick or video of that. I assumed the Sirius lobby would be fine but evidently not.

Of course, Newman is twice Eric's size at least but you got the point.

one of our guests is in time out :( you can always call that homo casey-stern. ;)

Hanson - good or bad guest.
Last week, Gary mentioned how awkward it is when he has to pass guests he's passed on in the hallway.

Who has Gary passed on? I have to find the thread discussing this.

With a little patience anything is possible

Ask skp about some of her sexual exploits. :wub:

I'd bet that the roast will take up most of the RT this week. Of course I'd like to suggest talking about what everyone thought about the Hanson interview. I thought they came across real well and I loved their music set.

Jimmy is a good addition to the show today.

one of our guests is in time out :( Who???? I miss all the e-drama.

Discuss how jimmy faired

is this appearance stronger than his others? Does he mesh well with the Stern crew?

PLEASE PLEASE DISCUSS GRILLO and that diary of his

mutt get him on the phone! no way could this be discussed enough!

Who???? I miss all the e-drama.
Abba
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=83341

is this why?
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=7997781#post7997781

Abba
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=83341

is this why?
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=7997781#post7997781

that's not why. he was bitching about the VIP rules, again.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=252724

fuckin abba never knows when to shut his mouth

that's not why. he was bitching about the VIP rules, again.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=252724

Looks like the thread where it all happened is gone.

But I have a new sig! :D

PLEASE PLEASE DISCUSS GRILLO and that diary of his

mutt get him on the phone! no way could this be discussed enough!
grillo gets a shot at his own show. 1/2 hour.
As long as they let him doi it live, this is one I'll listen to. :tu:

grillo gets a shot at his own show. 1/2 hour.
As long as they let him doi it live, this is one I'll listen to. :tu:


howard said it will be live

How about something on the mortality of the wack pack? You know Jeff's infection on his ass, and other illnesses & deaths of the Wack packers.

ILS could come in and do the panel with skp.... :whistle:

How about something on the mortality of the wack pack? You know Jeff's infection on his ass, and other illnesses & deaths of the Wack packers.

Cliff Palette (who didn't really have a cleft palette)
Hank

Looks like the thread where it all happened is gone.

But I have a new sig! :D

there was a better one from yesterday when I said look at me, i'm a big homo

there was a better one from yesterday when I said look at me, i'm a big homo

watch out - that'll wind up in everybody's sig

watch out - that'll wind up in everybody's sig

can I get stuck in TO for that? :D

Will Jimmy ever visit a Duane Reade again?

Will Jimmy's heartfelt concern for Artie's weight have a positive effect on him?

Did Jimmy really forget if he saw beth in a bikini or did he pretend not to remember so Howard woulden't think he's lusting after her

Artie misses a day of work

Howard discusses retirement and wonders what the staff will do

Lisa Lampinelli...............great recurring guest. Could a female comedienne ever replace Artie if need be??? Someone like her definitely could!!!

Lisa Lampinelli...............great recurring guest. Could a female comedienne ever replace Artie if need be??? Someone like her definitely could!!!

:bigup:

that's not why. he was bitching about the VIP rules, again.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=252724

Damn, I missed that whole drama as well......:D here is my belated munchie :munch:

:D

I think the roast will take up the whole show, if we you can get another topic in it should be Artie not showing up........ :)

i've got a lot of nothing for this week yet. I need to get to work.

I think the roast will take up the whole show, if we you can get another topic in it should be Artie not showing up........ :)

OK but what do you want to say about the roast? ooh, that was great.

found this on some guys myspace page

http://www.caughtinthewebb.com/eric.jpg

OK but what do you want to say about the roast? ooh, that was great.

Godfather, we'll have to wait until tomorrow, I'm sure Sal will get out of line again, it would be huge if Artie doesn't show up....the possibilities are endless. :D

help a brother out with some more or less topics

help a brother out with some more or less topics


Howard hangs up on Jeff when we were all dying for a good segment after missing Artie. People don't realize how much the show is lacking when the fat man is missing

Dee Snyder.. is he still relevant after all these years as a Rocker and a Stern guest since the 80's

Mutt, you have to go into Artie missing work for Rescue Me, a shit show with what, 500,000 viewers? seriously, who is managing Artie's career? he needs a much, much, much better agent. :(

help a brother out with some more or less topics

Dee Snider - LESS! ;)
Steve Grillo - More
JD - More

1-more or less - grillo ( i say less)
2- A topic I'd love to talk about....why does howard still insist on keeping up in the dark about when he'll be on vacation? we're big boys and girls, we've paid for our subscriptions, we know and don't care that he takes vacation.
3-howard is talking about leaving when his contract is up. He loves the spotlight, will he loose it all when he's not on air any longer? Should he continue to have a presence on air even if it's half the time he does now? Would you be satisfied with one week a month? Two days a week? Two weeks a month? Three solid months on, three off? What would keep the taste of howard going?

How do callers get through.....in other words how does our own darling fabsabs get on everyday? love him and his calls!

how about,

is it time to fire artie? He thinks anything on tv is more important than being on the Howard Stern show. He says he realizes he gets these roles because of Howard but he does not act that way,

Gilbert-more
Dee-Less
Grillo-more
sybian-less

i've got a lot of nothing for this week yet. I need to get to work.

MORE OR LESS
Hanson
Steve Grillo
Hanzi
-------------------

Gilbert Godfried
Dice
Howard/Beth marriage talk
Robin/dating talk
Artie weight talk
JD
Sal/Richard gay antics
Ralph
Ronnie
Jeff the Drunk/health issues

---------

Agree with Fa-fa roast may kill and take up good part (suggest if you can get some clips for the show to replay)?

also what about all the talk with Beth/Howard marriage/baby talk.... again Howard is outed that it was his idea for Beth to move in, get engaged/married.

How do callers get through.....in other words how does our own darling fabsabs get on everyday? love him and his calls!

:dontknow:

not sure.. handful of times i've dialed... i got a busy signal

more or less:

- guests
When was the last time an A-list guest plugged a movie? We had Tobey Maguire, and before that, only Lisa Lampinelli.

topic:
Is Ozzy Osbourne avoiding the show? Are other regular guests (Belzer) avoiding the show?

When was the last time an A-list guest plugged a movie? We had Tobey Maguire, and before that, only Lisa Lampinelli.


:jj:

Gary Garver in the studio.. how did his appearance fare? better in small doses via clips or great to have him in

chris rock

WCF/SFN Related Issues:

Problem: WCF listeners have two choices - post into the main thread and be 3 hours "off" OR post into a lame, still-struggling WCF thread and miss out on all the cool posts in the regular thread OR keep going back and forth. I have recently returned to semi-regular posting and I see that people are still trying, in vain, to get traction for a WCF thread - it doesn't seem to work.

Proposed Solution: See if there's a way to "clone" the main show thread on a 3-hour "delay". The general idea is this: starting at 6AM Pacific Time (or at the time the show thread gets started), and every 5 minutes (or less) from that moment on, do something like the following -

1) Check the date/timestamp on posts into main show thread
2) Collect them up if they have a date/timestamp that is less to or equal to the current West Coast time
3) Take these posts and dump them into an alternate WCF thread that would basically be a copy or "clone" of the main thread (same thread title but with the words WEST COAST FEED in it or something).

It would be perpetually 3 hours behind the main show thread and WCF listeners (and other late risers on the East Coast) could actively post into it. So... what you would have would be a thread containing "time appropriate" posts for WCF listeners to read and respond to. This would solve the issues of WCF listeners seeing show details before they happen, posting late into the main thread, and the issue of WCF Listening Threads never gaining traction.

Mutt --- to get more specific with this potential requirement, I would need to know more about the data structure of the posts themselves and if the infrastructure has the horsepower to do the "collecting/depositing" feature I'm proposing - which is really the cornerstone of the idea for creating a "cloned" time-appropriate WCF show thread. You would also need to know, each day, the thread ID of the "official" show thread. You could put a mechanism in place - like there could be a unique character string that IDs the show thread (or something). I would leave the technical details to you. This is just a "needs" request.

Please consider this a potential new business requirement for SFN. Call it "The WCF Show Thread Clone" requirement. Thanks for listening, Mutt!

1by1as1,
Jim Jala*AN [aka J'lahn, aka JAHLON, aka Jala*AN, aka HelloHelloHello, aka jlwn111]
NW NJ [Sussex County], USA [Earth - SOL - MilkyWay - LocalGroup - LocalSupercluster - UNI-1]
http://www.the111experience.org [Fully Loaded]
http://www.triple1.org [Generic]


p.s. ---

http://www.the111experience.org/ALL_ELEVEN_nu.jpg

:D :D :D

WCF/SFN Related Issues:

Problem: WCF listeners have two choices - post into the main thread and be 3 hours "off" OR post into a lame, still-struggling WCF thread and miss out on all the cool posts in the regular thread OR keep going back and forth. I have recently returned to semi-regular posting and I see that people are still trying, in vain, to get traction for a WCF thread - it doesn't seem to work.

Proposed Solution: See if there's a way to "clone" the main show thread on a 3-hour "delay". The general idea is this: starting at 6AM Pacific Time (or at the time the show thread gets started), and every 5 minutes (or less) from that moment on, do something like the following -

1) Check the date/timestamp on posts into main show thread
2) Collect them up if they have a date/timestamp that is less to or equal to the current West Coast time
3) Take these posts and dump them into an alternate WCF thread that would basically be a copy or "clone" of the main thread (same thread title but with the words WEST COAST FEED in it or something).

It would be perpetually 3 hours behind the main show thread and WCF listeners (and other late risers on the East Coast) could actively post into it. So... what you would have would be a thread containing "time appropriate" posts for WCF listeners to read and respond to. This would solve the issues of WCF listeners seeing show details before they happen, posting late into the main thread, and the issue of WCF Listening Threads never gaining traction.

Mutt --- to get more specific with this potential requirement, I would need to know more about the data structure of the posts themselves and if the infrastructure has the horsepower to do the "collecting/depositing" feature I'm proposing - which is really the cornerstone of the idea for creating a "cloned" time-appropriate WCF show thread. You would also need to know, each day, the thread ID of the "official" show thread. You could put a mechanism in place - like there could be a unique character string that IDs the show thread (or something). I would leave the technical details to you. This is just a "needs" request.

Please consider this a potential new business requirement for SFN. Call it "The WCF Show Thread Clone" requirement. Thanks for listening, Mutt!

1by1as1,
Jim Jala*AN [aka J'lahn, aka JAHLON, aka Jala*AN, aka HelloHelloHello, aka jlwn111]
NW NJ [Sussex County], USA [Earth - SOL - MilkyWay - LocalGroup - LocalSupercluster - UNI-1]
http://www.the111experience.org [Fully Loaded]
http://www.triple1.org [Generic]


p.s. ---

http://www.the111experience.org/ALL_ELEVEN_nu.jpg

:D :D :D

I think the solution would be for Howard to start broadcasting at 9am and all the east coast listeners should change their work schedule so we can listen on the way to work.

WCF/SFN Related Issues:

Problem: WCF listeners have two choices - post into the main thread and be 3 hours "off" OR post into a lame, still-struggling WCF thread and miss out on all the cool posts in the regular thread OR keep going back and forth. I have recently returned to semi-regular posting and I see that people are still trying, in vain, to get traction for a WCF thread - it doesn't seem to work.

Proposed Solution: See if there's a way to "clone" the main show thread on a 3-hour "delay". The general idea is this: starting at 6AM Pacific Time (or at the time the show thread gets started), and every 5 minutes (or less) from that moment on, do something like the following -

1) Check the date/timestamp on posts into main show thread
2) Collect them up if they have a date/timestamp that is less to or equal to the current West Coast time
3) Take these posts and dump them into an alternate WCF thread that would basically be a copy or "clone" of the main thread (same thread title but with the words WEST COAST FEED in it or something).

It would be perpetually 3 hours behind the main show thread and WCF listeners (and other late risers on the East Coast) could actively post into it. So... what you would have would be a thread containing "time appropriate" posts for WCF listeners to read and respond to. This would solve the issues of WCF listeners seeing show details before they happen, posting late into the main thread, and the issue of WCF Listening Threads never gaining traction.

Mutt --- to get more specific with this potential requirement, I would need to know more about the data structure of the posts themselves and if the infrastructure has the horsepower to do the "collecting/depositing" feature I'm proposing - which is really the cornerstone of the idea for creating a "cloned" time-appropriate WCF show thread. You would also need to know, each day, the thread ID of the "official" show thread. You could put a mechanism in place - like there could be a unique character string that IDs the show thread (or something). I would leave the technical details to you. This is just a "needs" request.

Please consider this a potential new business requirement for SFN. Call it "The WCF Show Thread Clone" requirement. Thanks for listening, Mutt!

1by1as1,
Jim Jala*AN [aka J'lahn, aka JAHLON, aka Jala*AN, aka HelloHelloHello, aka jlwn111]
NW NJ [Sussex County], USA [Earth - SOL - MilkyWay - LocalGroup - LocalSupercluster - UNI-1]
http://www.the111experience.org [Fully Loaded]
http://www.triple1.org [Generic]


p.s. ---

http://www.the111experience.org/ALL_ELEVEN_nu.jpg

:D :D :D



I've been wondering,

What is your take on the guys who worship the number 47?

Here is the link : http://www.47.net/47society/

I'd like to know your take on them

:munch:

More or less Dee Snider.

MORE GRILLO!!!!!
hanson totally sucked
Garver had a great appearance But is he only Good IN Small doses?
How about Sour Shoes More Less??? I think MORE!!!! and maybe his own show....Maybe 1/2 hour Grillo 1/2 hour Shoes
Did Artie Actually Have to Take the whole Day or should he have left early or came in late?
......I'm predicting the Andy Dick Roast To Be Fucking INSANE I'm Sure everyone Has GREAT material & A whole lota shit will go Down

Abba
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=83341

is this why?
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?postid=7997781#post7997781

why would that be why? nothing wrong there. :rolleyes:

MORE GRILLO!!!!!
hanson totally sucked
Garver had a great appearance But is he only Good IN Small doses?
How about Sour Shoes More Less??? I think MORE!!!! and maybe his own show....Maybe 1/2 hour Grillo 1/2 hour Shoes
Did Artie Actually Have to Take the whole Day or should he have left early or came in late?
......I'm predicting the Andy Dick Roast To Be Fucking INSANE I'm Sure everyone Has GREAT material & A whole lota shit will go Down



Whats up Michelle how are you hope all is well you coming out tonight

I say less Dee Snider

Whats up Michelle how are you hope all is well you coming out tonight Whats Up
I Sure Am Comin Out 2nite
Shake iT UPPpppp

I've been wondering,

What is your take on the guys who worship the number 47?

Here is the link : http://www.47.net/47society/

I'd like to know your take on them

:munch:

Well, I was always honored that they started a whole society that worshipped my birthday (4/7). But 4/7 is also associated with the birth of the "Baath" party. The official founding of the Al-Baath Party is dated from its first party congress in Damascus on April 7, 1947. (4/7/47!!!). And 4+7=11. 11 has traditionally, numerologically, been associated with MAGICK.

I've had correspondence with these folks. And they are the reason for the "47" entry on my Big List:

11/111/x11/1111/111x, 112, 137, 22/222/2222, 3/33/333, 316, 318, 37, 42/420, 44/44x/444, 47/x47, 53, 55/555, 666, 69, 7/77/777, 13/42, 23/32, 88/888, 1212, 1234, 1432

If it's on the Big List, I know someone who "obsesses" over the pattern.

Something you may not know: Joe Menosky (of ST and ST:VOY fame) is connected with the group and put a "47" reference into EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of Star Trek: Voyager. It's on Spike each night, actually. Check it out. Sometimes there’s even more than 1.

Anyway, any other questions on this front, please PM me. I don't want to "pollute" Mutt's brainstorming thread.

Sorry Mutt!

Mutt: Please queue up my idea for a "Cloned" WCF show-thread, though. It would be great for not only WCF listeners but other late-risers as well. And it would create an interesting and unique MUTANT version of the main show thread.

:D :cool: :D

Whats Up
I Sure Am Comin Out 2nite
Shake iT UPPpppp



The Town Tavern looking foward to seeing you girl

More or less Dee Snider.

More. And stir things up with BTLS and Dee again. That would be cool.

More or less Dee Snider. Not Less cuz he hasnt been on that much BUT Defiantly not more
.......small doses

The Town Tavern looking foward to seeing you girl So Who else is goin???

I've been wondering,

What is your take on the guys who worship the number 47?

Here is the link : http://www.47.net/47society/

I'd like to know your take on them

:munch:
Well, I was always honored that they started a whole society that worshipped my birthday (4/7). But 4/7 is also associated with the birth of the "Baath" party. The official founding of the Al-Baath Party is dated from its first party congress in Damascus on April 7, 1947. (4/7/47!!!). And 4+7=11. 11 has traditionally, numerologically, been associated with MAGICK.

I've had correspondence with these folks. And they are the reason for the "47" entry on my Big List:

11/111/x11/1111/111x, 112, 137, 22/222/2222, 3/33/333, 316, 318, 37, 42/420, 44/44x/444, 47/x47, 53, 55/555, 666, 69, 7/77/777, 13/42, 23/32, 88/888, 1212, 1234, 1432

If it's on the Big List, I know someone who "obsesses" over the pattern.

Something you may not know: Joe Menosky (of ST and ST:VOY fame) is connected with the group and put a "47" reference into EVERY SINGLE EPISODE of Star Trek: Voyager. It's on Spike each night, actually. Check it out. Sometimes there’s even more than 1.

Anyway, any other questions on this front, please PM me. I don't want to "pollute" Mutt's brainstorming thread.

Sorry Mutt!

Mutt: Please queue up my idea for a "Cloned" WCF show-thread, though. It would be great for not only WCF listeners but other late-risers as well. And it would create an interesting and unique MUTANT version of the main show thread.

:D :cool: :D
This Guy Is Great

This Guy Is Great

Well, I'm also a Northwest NJ native, a 22-year fan of the show, and I'm aka HelloHelloHello and aka jlwn111 here on SFN. And I'm a VEGAN animal-rights activist, too (just for good measure).

I've asked Mutt twice to be on SFRT. He knows I want to be on. And (I think) he knows I would make for AWESOME radio. But I have not yet asked him for a third time. Yet.

And this doesn't count as me asking. For a third time. Yet.

:cool: :cool: :cool:

still curious if we've grown past my little "incident" :sweet:

more or less:

- guests
When was the last time an A-list guest plugged a movie? We had Tobey Maguire, and before that, only Lisa Lampinelli.

topic:
Is Ozzy Osbourne avoiding the show? Are other regular guests (Belzer) avoiding the show?

Robert Duvall & Cuba Gooding Jr both in
both Oscar winners

M. Night Shyamalan, Ivan Reitman (both very well respected directors/producers- billions in ticket sales)
& Luke wilson

& Johnny Knoxville

So Who else is goin???



I am not sure who is going

Well, I'm also a Northwest NJ native, a 22-year fan of the show, and I'm aka HelloHelloHello and aka jlwn111 here on SFN. And I'm a VEGAN animal-rights activist, too (just for good measure).

I've asked Mutt twice to be on SFRT. He knows I want to be on. And (I think) he knows I would make for AWESOME radio. But I have not yet asked him for a third time. Yet.

And this doesn't count as me asking. For a third time. Yet.

:cool: :cool: :cool:

you should rent some more time on your numerology sign i have here on my camera. :hw:

you sehould rent some more time on your numerology sign i have here on my camera. :hw: bootsie, i've told you, I worry that you having that sign up is giving you bad vibes. take it down or get some serious cash. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Well, I'm also a Northwest NJ native, a 22-year fan of the show, and I'm aka HelloHelloHello and aka jlwn111 here on SFN. And I'm a VEGAN animal-rights activist, too (just for good measure).

I've asked Mutt twice to be on SFRT. He knows I want to be on. And (I think) he knows I would make for AWESOME radio. But I have not yet asked him for a third time. Yet.

And this doesn't count as me asking. For a third time. Yet.

:cool: :cool: :cool: We all Know you'd Be GREAT on RoundTable But Mutt Thinks You're a potential risk For a sirius Rampage
So Maybe try callin In at first

I am not sure who is going Yeah me either But I'm All About It

See Around 7o'clock or so
Shake It Easy
Take It Sleezy

bootsie, i've told you, I worry that you having that sign up is giving you bad vibes. take it down or get some serious cash. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

yeah unless he decides to renew i am gonna remove it......in good faith i left it up an extra 5 months. :hw:

So will you guys talk about Gay Tony getting banned?

We all Know you'd Be GREAT on RoundTable But Mutt Thinks You're a potential risk For a sirius Rampage
So Maybe try callin In at first

"I ain't sittin' on no stinkin' phone waitin' to ask a question" (unless I am a phone-in full-fledged guest for the entire SFRT show).

Seriously though, I'm a highly-paid and well-respected IT Consultant with over two decades of professional experience working for a very large and well-known Fortune 100 company. And I've got a MASTERS degree from a well-known Top 20 Engineering school in good ol' Hoboken, NJ. I can send Mutt my official resume if he wants to see how "normal" I am in my private, non-internet, non-paranormal life. There are many sides to my life. The paranormal stuff is very important to me, but it doesn't DEFINE who I am.

And this doesn't count as me asking (for a third time) to be on SFRT.

Heh.

:cool: :cool: :cool:

"I ain't sittin' on no stinkin' phone waitin' to ask a question" (unless I am a phone-in full-fledged guest for the entire SFRT show).

Seriously though, I'm a highly-paid and well-respected IT Consultant with over two decades of professional experience working for a very large and well-known Fortune 100 company. And I've got a MASTERS degree from a well-known Top 20 Engineering school in good ol' Hoboken, NJ. I can send Mutt my official resume if he wants to see how "normal" I am in my private, non-internet, non-paranormal life. There are many sides to my life. The paranormal stuff is very important to me, but it doesn't DEFINE who I am.

And this doesn't count as me asking (for a third time) to be on SFRT.

Heh.

:cool: :cool: :cool: Mutt, I don't mind being on with this guy. But of course i'll be sitting very close to boots.

Can you get Sour Shoes to call in?

HANZI as a special guest??

So will you guys talk about Gay Tony getting banned?

SFRT is about the stern show not SFN

Yeah, who gary has passed on would be interesting. All that behind the scenes logistics stuff is cool...wouldnt mind finding out if anyone knows anything more about that Amanda Peet/Beth O fight rumor?

Also, when is Howard TV coming to the internet?

When Howard retires, who will fail the worst.

Robin, Fred, Artie, Gary, Sal, Richard, JD

no question Andy Dick..........couldn't of picked a better roastie........he is unpredictable and who knows what condition he will show up in tomorrow.......I am guessing he will be late probably 45 min to and hour and a half.........he will not of slept at all.........drunk, high on coke..........and so obnoxious he may have to be led out of the studio so the roast can continue.........classic one in a lifetime stern moment.........will go down in infamy (if not then please take out my comment) :D :D :D

When Howard retires, who will fail the worst.

Robin, Fred, Artie, Gary, Sal, Richard, JD I say Robin only because she'll try to go the talk show host route and she will have a hard time matching the cash she's getting now. Gary will do just fine but maybe behind the scene, JD, Sal & Richard don't make that much money now so their fall won't be far. Artie will be a big TV success and Fred will become a Rock God.

beth o on that pittsburgh talk show talking about how howard really wants to get married...

artie off today to be on the set of rescue me...are his priorities misplaced?

steve langford breaking news about american idol being rigged (or was this discussed last week...i don't thinks so)

will etm actually go through with the balloon bit...or find some way out of it, as the show believes...

jeff the drunk and his ass surgery??

"I ain't sittin' on no stinkin' phone waitin' to ask a question" (unless I am a phone-in full-fledged guest for the entire SFRT show).

Seriously though, I'm a highly-paid and well-respected IT Consultant with over two decades of professional experience working for a very large and well-known Fortune 100 company. And I've got a MASTERS degree from a well-known Top 20 Engineering school in good ol' Hoboken, NJ. I can send Mutt my official resume if he wants to see how "normal" I am in my private, non-internet, non-paranormal life. There are many sides to my life. The paranormal stuff is very important to me, but it doesn't DEFINE who I am.

And this doesn't count as me asking (for a third time) to be on SFRT.

Heh.

:cool: :cool: :cool: well now...:bigthink:


:no:

Mutt, I don't mind being on with this guy. But of course i'll be sitting very close to boots. you don't think he might be a few slices short of a loaf...??

you don't think he might be a few slices short of a loaf...?? I'm hoping my honey Bootsie will keep me safe, as well as the triple security at the building.

I'm hoping my honey Bootsie will keep me safe, as well as the triple security at the building. good luck there left winger... ;)

you don't think he might be a few slices short of a loaf...??
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D

the ravings of a madman

hellohellohello
TripleOne
stulldemon
jlwn1234
still, you should be Mutt's favorite poster, as you've kicked in well over a grand to be here and on Boots' cam :p

When Howard retires, who will fail the worst.

Robin, Fred, Artie, Gary, Sal, Richard, JD

That question will have some good legs to it.

Who bombed on the roast will be a great question of course, Andy's reaction, ect.....



BTW.... now that GayPhony is gone, can you replace him with Lori or some other Hottie for the June 7 Round Table??? :D :D :D :p :p :p

Today Fred said that he never went on Jeopardy because he didn't want to miss work... Does this mean that Fred is the most dedicated member of the show?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D



Very high on yourself today THHS for someone so low on the foodchain! :bam:

jlwn1234

Huh? What's that? You're slipping, MatthewT, you're slipping...

:cool: :cool: :cool:

Very high on yourself today THHS for someone so low on the foodchain!
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

A 22+ year fan of the show who has been on-air twice and in-studio once? A NJ Native with well over 3000 posts spread out across a number of non-MULT SFN Supporter IDs? Across several years?

"Low" on the "foodchain"?

HA!!!

Wrong again!!!

You're just not keeping up, are you? Too complicated for you? It would appear so.

:D :D :D

~~~

EDIT [added a quick PS to Mutt]

Mutt --- I will no longer reply to my detractors in this thread. They can PM me if they want a response. Promise!!! --- Jim

Huh? What's that? You're slipping, MatthewT, you're slipping...

:cool: :cool: :cool:

maybe

i just wanted Mutt to know that Mark David Chapman wants to go see John Lennon.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D that you have to resort to childish namecalling tells me that:

1) no way are you smarter than me

2) to have to attack my intelligence just tells me about how insecure you must be despite being a complete blowhard

3) cuter ??? (wtf)...richer ???...is that how you measure yourself you pathetic shitstain?? (sorry...felt the need to stoop to your level)

4)...and the rest i won't even bother addressing because this thread is not about that...and, quite frankly, you're not worth it dickless...

the ravings of a madman

hellohellohello
TripleOne
stulldemon
jlwn1234
still, you should be Mutt's favorite poster, as you've kicked in well over a grand to be here and on Boots' cam :p you noticed...;)

When Howard retires, who will fail the worst.

Robin, Fred, Artie, Gary, Sal, Richard, JD


gotta ad the black cloud of Scott into this mix...

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D ...and who the fuck are you?

why would that be why? nothing wrong there. :rolleyes:

:rolleyes:
:dontknow: attacking a vip? It was the only questionable post I could find. The actual thread was deleted.

more or less live commercials

Marriage: Howard told the Hanson boys that they all got married too young and would be divorced. Is that genuine coming from Howard? Does he really think marriage is a "mistake"? He's always discouraging people. If I were Beth, I might have an issue with that.

The Andy Dick roast: It hasn't happened yet, but we all know it will. Where do we draw the line? Were some of the jokes just too much? Levy tells us that he has some *real* low blows up his sleeve. When does it stop being humor and start being cruel?

Eric and his Balloons: He's roughly the size of a turkey. I've had plenty of college physics. We can totally get him to fly with balloons. But will he renege on his promise? Should Jimmy Kimmel get some collateral or something before he gets Eric into the American Idol finals? What are some of the possibilies for this collateral?

The wrapup show: JD has the worst self-esteem of anyone on Planet Earth. What happened to him to make him that way? He's a great contributor to the show and gives himself no credit for it.

Jeff the Drunk and his nasty ass. Will he shoot himself in the foot to go back to the hospital after he's released and his ass is healed? He's getting three squares a day and a clean and comfy bed, and hot nurses to look after him.

Artie: He mentions in his contract that he may be taking time off to go to work on other projects. Is it wrong of Howard to put him down for that? Should Artie be hurt?

Has Howard recovered from the Chris Rock interview, or is he still shaky about the whole marriage thing?

How does Beth's interview where she outs him as the one pushing for a wedding date factor in to that?

More or less:

Gary Garver interviews
talk of Artie's diet
Guest comedians sitting in for the morning, like Jimmy Kimmel and Gilbert

why didn't shannon's name come up during the Gary Garver interview?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D
Be nice to oldmanpops, he is my friend and right now i'm the only one willing to sit in the same room with you.

why didn't shannon's name come up during the Gary Garver interview? it did, he mentioned his publicist Shannon.

Bump. :p

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

OK, dumbass. In no particular order, it's quite likely that I am:

1) Smarter than you (standardized-test-wise, level-of-formal-education-wise, common-sense-wise),

2) Funnier than you on the radio (not only can I do literally THOUSANDS of different voices, but my quick wit and comprehensive knowledge of the Stern Show from decades of listening would, most likely, leave your tiny little pea-brain head spinning like a top),

3) Cuter than you,

4) Richer than you,

and finally,

5) More self-actualized than you (do you even know what that means?).

There's probably a whole bunch more, but we can make that The Top 5. For now. Mkay?

:D :D :D


6) you are also annoying me once again. stop derailing my threads. this thread is for brainstorming roundtable topics.

if I say that I'm not sure I want to have you in the studio, there's no need to make post after post telling me why you are so perfect for it.

also, why would you have multiple account let alone multiple supporter accounts?

also, why would you have multiple account let alone multiple supporter accounts?

guess he has money to burn... i take any extra if he's handing out

6) you are also annoying me once again. stop derailing my threads. this thread is for brainstorming roundtable topics.

if I say that I'm not sure I want to have you in the studio, there's no need to make post after post telling me why you are so perfect for it.

also, why would you have multiple account let alone multiple supporter accounts?

Mutt--this guy is obviously and dangerously nuts. Allowing him access to Sirius would be a huge mistake, imho.

Please don't think I'm kidding; he's a creep factor 10.

also, why would you have multiple account let alone multiple supporter accounts?

as long as he's paying for them....

How did the roast fare as compared to the others?


Which comedians Killed? Who Bombed?

John Stamos and DON RICKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they mentioned that the audience played a factor. Did they?
Who was in the audience? bobo, kid Howard counseled, all VIPS?

Definitely the roast audience...

-How are these people selected other than the callers?
-Are they the best people to have in a roast setting?
-Do the roasts suck because of the crowd or vice-versa?
-How would you fill the audience?

- Stamos brings in Don Rickles

why would you have multiple account let alone multiple supporter accounts?

Different SFN Supporter IDs for different moods. It's as simple as that. And hundreds of dollars for you & the staff to help run the site. And they're not "mults" since they are never used concurrently for nefarious purposes. And Mutt, just for the record, I posted something here that I would like you to talk about on SFRT - the daily "cloned" WCF show thread idea. I still think that is a great idea and it would give late-risers and West Coast Feed folks a time-appropriate thread to post in. What happened next was me defending myself, for a brief time, from vicious personal attacks by my detractors. That's all.

And please note: I asked you twice to be on the show several weeks ago. I haven't asked you for a third time. Yet. Trying not to appear "needy" and stuff. But seriously, if you want my actual resume to see my "normal" side (seasoned IT Professional with a Master of Science Degree who has worked for a Fortune 100 company for the past quarter-century) just let me know via PM. It might increase your comfort level.

~~~

Topic for "More or Less" regarding Roasts given today's Trainwreck ---

Less Roasts of people outside the show. In fact, IMHO, Roasts should only be for people on the show. The next Roastee, to save the entire Roast concept from completely "jumping the shark," should be either Howard or Robin. This would save the Roast concept (after the damage that was done today). Yup.

~~~

Have a great show this week, Mutt!!!

:D :D :D

Definitely the roast audience...

-How are these people selected other than the callers?
-Are they the best people to have in a roast setting?
-Do the roasts suck because of the crowd or vice-versa?
-How would you fill the audience?

Bob used to coordinate the audience. He gave that up to the show after the Carver Roast. For the Carver roast, he started a thread and told people to tell him why they deserved to be in the audience and chose the best answers.

Were any roast seats given away over the phone for this roast? Whenever I heard anyone ask, they said they didn't have any. :scratch:

the FANS should be the audience. It works the best. The problem is: who's a fan of Andy Dick?!?! :dontknow: :(

FANS should be there for Robin's/Howard's/Fred's roasts........

the FANS should be the audience. It works the best. The problem is: who's a fan of Andy Dick?!?! :dontknow: :(

FANS should be there for Robin's/Howard's/Fred's roasts........

Exactly, thats why this topic would be a good one.

i was there for the gary roast and it was mostly fans. The vibe in the studio was great for that one.

the FANS should be the audience. It works the best. The problem is: who's a fan of Andy Dick?!?! :dontknow: :(

FANS should be there for Robin's/Howard's/Fred's roasts........

yeah u def need to have the studio packed with fans !!! makes all the difference

Discuss the decline of the show and the fact that a lot of humps will be out of work soon. Unless they could latch on to another show.

I think the problem was , people dont give a shit about Andy Dick...

The roasts were supossed to be "IN HOUSE" attacks on staff members. That is what makes the show funny. I would rather hear them roast JD than hear another gay joke about Andy.

you could hear it in the jokes.... Every comic did 5 minutes, 4.5 on the room and 30 seconds on Andy Dick. And everyone started out great and finished on a low note.....

you could hear it in the jokes.... Every comic did 5 minutes, 4.5 on the room and 30 seconds on Andy Dick. And everyone started out great and finished on a low note..... good point of discussion...does this roast represent something of a "jump the shark" for the roasts as far as those being roasted?? by running out of staff members, what is the best way to go forward with the roasts...what criteria should be used when picking a roastee?

good point of discussion...does this roast represent something of a "jump the shark" for the roasts as far as those being roasted?? by running out of staff members, what is the best way to go forward with the roasts...what criteria should be used when picking a roastee? roast sal next !!!!

Exactly, thats why this topic would be a good one.

i was there for the gary roast and it was mostly fans. The vibe in the studio was great for that one. you should have been there for the Carver Roast...........WE kept that Roast alive!!! :p :D

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1) no way are you smarter than me

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agreed, it's not even possible ct >>> nj. a bunch pf people from nj went to my high school but i dont know anyone from ct who left for nj to go to high school :p

6) you are also annoying me once again. stop derailing my threads. this thread is for brainstorming roundtable topics.

if I say that I'm not sure I want to have you in the studio, there's no need to make post after post telling me why you are so perfect for it.

also, why would you have multiple account let alone multiple supporter accounts?

Mutt, as someone who has a good amount of Sirius stock, i'm begging you not to let him in the building
:sofa:

the topic list is looking pretty good. could use some THIS OR THAT topics though. basicly you just pick one over the other. sort of like, which is better.

ROAST:

Venue

Maybe the roasts should be moved to a larger, rowdier venue, with more FANS there. It's not like you can't find a decent comedy club in NY that could hold it easily.

Time

Morning vs Evening roasts. What's the difference in vibe? Which is better?
I'd vote evenings. Of all the roasts so far, Artie's was the best

This or That.... reading E-mails....or taking phone calls
ETM flying with Balloons...or finding ETM a job...

More or Less.....
calls from Johnny Fratto ( don't know what happened to him...0.0)
Medical updates on Jeff the Drunk

you should have been there for the Carver Roast...........WE kept that Roast alive!!! :p :D

except for angry black. another example of why regular fans - not VIPs- should be in the audience.

sybian or tickle chair
the negative of stump the booey is that they can't play the music on Htv.

could use some THIS OR THAT topics though.

THIS OR THAT
- Show opinions from John Hine or Ralph
- porn hoo-ers or regular hot chicks
- Sybian rides or lesbian stories
- comics or actors as guests
- Eric the Midget Idol chat or Jeff the Drunk's ass boil
- Bigfoot or Beetlejuice

This or That

Andy Dick or Daniel Carver
Artie or Jackie
Rescue Me or Entourage
Dave Attell or Greg Fitzsimmons

ROAST:

Venue

Maybe the roasts should be moved to a larger, rowdier venue, with more FANS there. It's not like you can't find a decent comedy club in NY that could hold it easily.

Time

Morning vs Evening roasts. What's the difference in vibe? Which is better?
I'd vote evenings. Of all the roasts so far, Artie's was the best

agree 100%. and, how about doing it on a Wednesday night & airing it Thursday morning. that way they get an extra day off in exchange for the 2 shows in 1 day hassle. :cool:

This or That
Mutt or Gay PainInTheAss Jeton :D

I think the problem was , people dont give a shit about Andy Dick...

The roasts were supossed to be "IN HOUSE" attacks on staff members. That is what makes the show funny. I would rather hear them roast JD than hear another gay joke about Andy.

yo, Bong Hit Eric is going to be on your show. you 2 behave

Not sure if it is just a topic or a "more or less" but Howard admits that he is the center of his own universe and doesn't like it when others succeed. Given that, should Howard just be quiet about his jealousy of Artie being on television? Or that Artie has other goals as well as working on the Show?

yo, Bong Hit Eric is going to be on your show. you 2 behave


:harris:

definitely the audience brought down this roast.

that and a lot of material that seemed to be written on cocktail napkins...

where the hell were the FANS who would have been a lot more enthusiastic than BoBo and Ross Zapin (I heard him in there)

This or That

Kimmell or Corrola

king of cable is on now & drinking. I hope he makes it to 7PM

king of cable is on now & drinking. I hope he makes it to 7PM

more time to drool over skp's dress and cleavage :yes:

This or That:

A/B/C List Guests or No Guests?

Daytime Roasts or Nighttime Roasts?

Sal/Richard prank calls or Sal/Richard gay stuff?

Stable of regular callers or Fresh New Callers?

more time to drool over skp's dress and cleavage :yes:

Web cam!!!

Tainted

Some kind of Taint contest.

Most taint ( four fingers plus of taint)

Least taint ( lips right up to the rosebud)

King of Cable came into the studio and talked about old school prank calls...Howard should try and round up all former wack packers who were mentioned in the book Private Parts (still living) and have a reunion segment (Ponce De La Phone, Ratso, King of all Messengers) etc...

This or that:

-Artie or Artie's empty chair
-Kimmell or Corolla
-Rickels or Pat Cooper