Let us know why and list your alternates below

Joey Boots :D

Winst, but that's an obvious choice, since he already works there.

craig gass

Joey Boots :bl:

Joey Boots :D

Joey Boots :bl:

I'm still not gonna move out of the basement mom...errrr....I mean Tom. ;)

Jeff The Drunk wants in. I will be interesting if they do what they said they were gonna do this morning. All around though, I think it would be a coin toss between Boots and Sal. I think both of those could successfully complete the tasks they went over on the show, with a comedic twist.

Beth O

This is all predicated on the fact that John did actual WORK while he was there. NOT replacing him would be an upgrade.

Eliot Offen...

I say give Artie John's salary on top of what he's already making.

Bring back the Ren & Stimpy voice guy...

Artie was pulling for Rev Bob saying how he was a great joke writer...

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Bring Back Don "The Tourettes Syndrome Guy".

I predict boots will win the stern apprentice

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I predict boots will win the stern apprentice

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Am I in it? I guess my mother calling Gary for me worked afterall....she does want me out of the basement. :hw:

Bring back the Ren & Stimpy voice guy... sorry, but Billy west is so talented he has a career and doesn't need to replace an asswipe like john.

Sal is only funny when he makes jokes about gary. he's a one note comedian.

Boots, i feel, can be funny on more levels and would be better for the show. plus, he has a sexy voice.

Boots, i feel, can be funny on more levels and would be better for the show. plus, he has a sexy voice.

Not to mention, Joey doesn’t mind that you’ve got your own cock! :D

He’s liberal that way!

I would like to see Adam Corolla join the show. My runner-up would be Rev. Bob

how long do you think it will take to replace him?

Bring back the Ren & Stimpy voice guy...

I would like to add another Billy West vote. How about Jackie? Bet they can afford him now. ;)

Bet they can afford him now.
Do Your homework.Jackie didn't leave because they couldn't afford him.

Do Your homework.Jackie didn't leave because they couldn't afford him.

I realize that... still, it was an opportunity for me to take a cheap shot. Give me that much. :)

adam carolla would be good. but he isnt going to answer the phone.

adam carolla would be good. but he isnt going to answer the phone.

I'm thinking people didn't pick me because
they knew I wouldn't answer phones either.

:jerk: <----I just like doing this. No reason.

ah...ahhh....AHHHHHHHHHH.....oK..I'm done.

What about Mr. Methane?

How about Gay Rich? High Pitch Eric? King of all blacks?

Don't forget, Howard will want someone he can goof on. Some of those others are probably making more money than CHEAPasano is willing to pay.

Billy West was approached with Jackie left, and Billy's wife rudely told Gary that "Billy only looks forward in his career - not back". The best work Billy ever did was on the Stern show. now he's just a simple voice guy for cartoons.

Jackie is a possibility, i think

Boots — NOBODY loves THE SHOW more than Joey.

He’s quick-witted, loyal and talented.

With the exception of the ArtieBeast, Howie has always had a keen eye for recognizing talent.

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I added a real poll to this thread and stuck it on the homepage. Thanks King, it's about time that "How's Artie Doing" poll died

John is making as bad a move as Jackie made.He'll be sorry someway down the line when he will end up with his band as a "Lounge Lizard".In any case my vote goes for Joey Boots if he doesn't mind screening phone calls for 25hours a week.Let's face it ...John's ultimate goal was to get his band up and running.I can't see him as the new Ed McMahon.The core group of Stern,Robin,Fred,and Artie are enough to keep the show successful for many years to come even if it is not at KRock.In the famous words of Grandpa Al..."Fuck the FCC....Fuckem Fuckem...lol :o :D :)

Jackie ain't coming back so take him out of the equation. Adam Corolla's funny as hell when he fills in for Artie but occasionally says some corny shit. I think the best choice id Craig Gass. He does awesome impressions and is freakin hilarious.

Who doesn't like Craig Gass? I would pay to see his retarded Arnold Schwarzenegger brother routine. We are talking about replacing John..phones, interviews, calling out the show members...there is one resume that fits the bill: Joey Boots. Answering calls? This man has called CNN as Yuseff Bootski and gotten on, c'mon, if you call him he will either congratulate you on a nice try or put you through to Howard because he doesn't believe you but he knows a good one when he hears it, stir things up. The people calling will finally hear the gatekeeper of the phones...His resume screams "hire me." Plus, Joey Boots will have Howard's back, an unknown candidate? You never know.

Craig Gass, adam corolla, and even Jackie wouldn't take John's job because it's a step backwards for them....well, maybe not Jackie. So Tom, you're right Joey boots is the right guy.

I really hope Boots gets the gig. It's the perfect job for him and he deserves it. who else are they gonna give it to, Melrose?

How about Modane? That guy has proved he can use a phone and sounds even funnier than John ever did... :D

shut the fuck up ;) ..... Hi modane how are ya today?:hw:

Would it not be funny if Joey did weasel John's job and Stuttering John was spoted at a shootout at LAX airport saying something like
FFFFFFFFFFF Boots stole my job!!!. FFFFFFFFF Joey Boots stole my FFFFFFFFFF Fuckin job!!!

I believe that Howard said something about a contest to "Get John's Job." That would open it up to anyone who wins....

I believe that Howard said something about a contest to "Get John's Job." That would open it up to anyone who wins....


If thats true i put my coin on Boots. But why is not Crack Head Bob in this poll? come on guys u already forget about Dob?

although gilbert would not answer phones, i would love to see him there all the time :)

although gilbert would not answer phones, i would love to see him there all the time :)


LoL Hi pitch has 1 vote.

Who gives a FUCK,,,UmUmUm,,Hack hack urg,urg,urp,urp,cough,cough puke on yourself,I I I dont give a flyin " F "

Well all of these lunches and meetings with Jackie the jokeman makes me think he will be back with the gang monday!!!

Well all of these lunches and meetings with Jackie the jokeman makes me think he will be back with the gang monday!!!

What lunches and meetings with Jackie?

What lunches and meetings with Jackie? About a week before Howard and the gang went on vacation Gary and Tom had a lunch meeting with the Jokeman.

I really hope Boots gets the gig. It's the perfect job for him and he deserves it. who else are they gonna give it to, Melrose?
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At this point 75% of the people on SFN would rather see anybody, than Joey Boots replace John.(realizing boots used all of his multiples to vote for himself.)

At this point 75% of the people on SFN would rather see anybody, than Joey Boots replace John.(realizing boots used all of his multiples to vote for himself.)

damn you got me....sheesh... I thought I was so clever. :rolleyes:

FYI.

FYI.

Holy shit! Somebody sat on this multiple for almost 4 years!

Joey Boots!
What other choice is there :D

What other choice is there

-Kermit the frog

-Ralph Macchio

-The fat girl from the facts of life

-The invisible man

-a coked-up wherewolf

-The A.I.D.S. virus

-John Ritter

-O.J. Simpson

-The Fonz

-Eminem

-This smilie :cool:

-Belzer's one ball

Any of the above deem more worthy!

this is not a poll,why would someone answer phone :upset:

this is not a poll,why would someone answer phone :upset:

this is not sentence,why someone not use punctuation :upset:

At this point 75% of the people on SFN would rather see anybody, than Joey Boots replace John.(realizing boots used all of his multiples to vote for himself.)

Really, I didn't see anybody on the list? Can anybody please post here ASAP? I did notice that Boots has received the most votes out of all the candidates.

I don't see 'the fattest pig in New York', But I do see 75% of SFN vote for anybody other Than Joey Boots. If you take out the multiple vote the percentile would be greater.

I don't see 'the fattest pig in New York', But I do see 75% of SFN vote for anybody other Than Joey Boots. If you take out the multiple vote the percentile would be greater.

I did notice that nobody voted for you, nor will they ever vote for you. You are an obsessed stalker. I will ask you one last time. This is a simple one name answer: who has received the most votes on this poll (cue in the Who Wants to be a milllionaire Song)?

I did notice that nobody voted for you, nor will they ever vote for you. You are an obsessed stalker. I will ask you one last time. This is a simple one name answer: who has received the most votes on this poll (cue in the Who Wants to be a milllionaire Song)?
You're right Tommy, Nobody voted for me, Because QUADRUPLE X ISN'T AN OPTION! (laughing at you thinking that there was a WRITE IN category.)

And I can show you thread after thread where Joey boots has admitted having several multiples...I'll post em next if you like.He even started a thread once saying "goodbye" because Mutt accidentally deleted some of them.Hell you're probably one of them. You did say he was your idol..HAHA
To give you the benefit of the doubt, I'll pretend that you are a real person, Did you happen to read the post Boots stated that " I don't associate with anyone that isn't someone"....

Note to yourself, Joeyboots don't give a fuck about you!

You're right Tommy, Nobody voted for me, Because QUADRUPLE X ISN'T AN OPTION! (laughing at you thinking that there was a WRITE IN category.)

And I can show you thread after thread where Joey boots has admitted having several multiples...I'll post em next if you like.He even started a thread once saying "goodbye" because Mutt accidentally deleted some of them.Hell you're probably one of them. You did say he was your idol..HAHA
To give you the benefit of the doubt, I'll pretend that you are a real person, Did you happen to read the post Boots stated that " I doesn't associate with anyone that isn't someone"....

Note to yourself, Joeyboots don't give a fuck about you!

bwahahahaha...love me Joey....multiples cannot vote....it's an ip thing or something....ask Mutt ya retard and I only voted once and I voted for Sal......haven't used a mult since Laci'sDeadBaby......I'm not so vain as to need to win an internet poll........keepin' it real......dolt. :hw:

ps: I love you Tom. :smouches:

........keepin' it real.....

Keepin' it real FAT and disgusting!

You're right Tommy, Nobody voted for me, Because QUADRUPLE X ISN'T AN OPTION! (laughing at you thinking that there was a WRITE IN category.)

And I can show you thread after thread where Joey boots has admitted having several multiples...I'll post em next if you like.He even started a thread once saying "goodbye" because Mutt accidentally deleted some of them.Hell you're probably one of them. You did say he was your idol..HAHA
To give you the benefit of the doubt, I'll pretend that you are a real person, Did you happen to read the post Boots stated that " I doesn't associate with anyone that isn't someone"....

Note to yourself, Joeyboots don't give a fuck about you!

You missed my point. You will never be voted "for" on anything because you are a loser and will never be in a situation where someone will have to decide whether or not to support you: you have built in genetics that guarantee that situation will never arise. "Joey Boots don't give a fuck about" me? Why the hell should he, this a message board? Cue in the twilight zone music. Boots is not just my idol. You must have missed some of the developments here recently because he is in fact a God in Iraq, Praise be to Boots.

Cue in the twilight zone music.



(cue in the Who Wants to be a milllionaire Song)? [/B]

Who do you think you are Paul SChaeffer?
I'm not beefing with you Thomas, You can worship anyone you like. Have fun. :hw: I'm done wit cha

(cue in the newly wed game theme.)

Who do you think you are Paul SChaeffer?
I'm not beefing with you Thomas, You can worship anyone you like. Have fun. :hw: I'm done wit cha

(cue in the newly wed game theme.)

Paul Schaeffer? Is the heat getting too much? I think so..I don't get the jab, unless that its Schaeffer is Canadian, but so what? Allright, I win, Yahooooo, now drop and give me 20, you are OWNED.

Paul Schaeffer? Is the heat getting too much? I think so..I don't get the jab, unless that its Schaeffer is Canadian, but so what? Allright, I win, Yahooooo, now drop and give me 20, you are OWNED.

Paul Shaeffer wrote, It's Raining Men....probably he was referring to that. :hw:
http://www.sumfun1.com/wavs/gloriagaynoritsrainingmen.wav

i love Laci'sDeadBaby!
:lol: :lol::banana::cuddel:

You can only vote once. If you vote again, it replaces your prevous vote. I just added some late comers. Shuli, Double A, Janks, and Wendy the Retard

i heard they are trying to get Shuli in there.

Hire an intern for the job. :hw:

boots is losing?

I don't understand why more are not voting for Sal....imho, he deserves it the most as he is extremely talented and has contributed the most to THE SHOW over the years....the guy is a genius. :hw:

I don't understand why more are not voting for Sal....imho, he deserves it the most as he is extremely talented and has contributed the most to THE SHOW over the years....the guy is a genius. :hw:

Can you imagine the fighting everyday between him and bababouie?? Would be classic shit. :)

i still think wendy the retard has a real shot

Why don't we start a new thred where everyone who is seriously trying for the job can post their name. Then start a poll with all of them in it. (We'll include the wack pakers who are too retarded to use a computer)

Can you have that many people in a poll here?

Chip

Why don't we start a new thred where everyone who is seriously trying for the job can post their name. Then start a poll with all of them in it. (We'll include the wack pakers who are too retarded to use a computer)

Can you have that many people in a poll here?

Chip

Good idea, or we can wait until Howard officially announces the ten finalists and and use that as the poll. I can tell you that if I'm in, I'll do everything possible to make the best contribution to the show during my week, as long as it doesn't jeopardize my friendship with any of the potential candidates.

I can tell you that if I'm in, I'll do everything possible to make the best contribution to the show during my week

IF???

If you arent in I will mutilate my own penis in protest.

IF???

If you arent in I will mutilate my own penis in protest.

Thanks man, but puleeeeeze...a simple call of protest would suffice if I'm left out....

Why isn't Cabbie in the poll? Even though his calls usually suck, they've always got laughs out of me from the cast reaction and abuse. I think it will be funny if they had him in the studio as a verbal punching bag worse than Jackie. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they already have every intention of putting him in the top 10. It should be an interesting week.

Why isn't Cabbie in the poll? Even though his calls usually suck, they've always got laughs out of me from the cast reaction and abuse. I think it will be funny if they had him in the studio as a verbal punching bag worse than Jackie. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they already have every intention of putting him in the top 10. It should be an interesting week.

This poll was put together shortly after the announcement of the contest, before any entries were even played. I'm not in the poll either, but to quote Howard Stern after playing less then 20 seconds of my entry "Dan is definitely in, this guy's the leading candidate as far as I'm concerned"

Awesome. Good luck!

Wendy the Retard deserves to win it.

Ever since I heard her on Hollyweird Squares, I became her biggest fan.

"Did she just pass out?"
"I think she did. She's snoring."

Joey Boots 40 16.06%

Reverend Bob Levy 44 17.67%

Hey Mutt......does Rev Bob have four more accounts here than I do? :scratch:

Good idea, or we can wait until Howard officially announces the ten finalists and and use that as the poll. I can tell you that if I'm in, I'll do everything possible to make the best contribution to the show during my week, as long as it doesn't jeopardize my friendship with any of the potential candidates.

I'm sure that when Howard mentions the 10 finalists. SFN will have a thread at the top where people can talk about the 10 talented finalists with their audio entries if possible.

I think Dan the Song Parody Man should win it!! He was amazing this morning.. the guy is fast, he is hungry & very funny!!

I think out of everyone he is the most rounded one! he can do everything well!

who ever wins it..all they will do is answer phones & do some random interviews...

well, they play richard christy's stuff almost every day. in fact they have played something of his every day this week, and 4/5 days last week. he has more bits/songs/voicemails played on the show that he has done himself than ANYONE more than dan, more than sal, etc and he is probably the only one that may be in contention that does not know anyone on the show personally, has never made an appearance in howard's studio, etc. i know they want him to tryout, but its just a matter of fitting this contest couldn't come at a worse time for him i know he is really disappointed on the timing, they want him to get a week but he may not even be able to do it

....and he is probably the only one that may be in contention that does not know anyone on the show personally, has never made an appearance in howard's studio, etc.

How do you know he doesn't know anyboody on THE SHOW personally and what if he did?

....i know they want him to tryout, but its just a matter of fitting this contest couldn't come at a worse time for him i know he is really disappointed on the timing, they want him to get a week but he may not even be able to do it

How do you know this?

How do you know he doesn't know anyboody on THE SHOW personally and what if he did?



How do you know this?


i know because i talk to him personally quite frequently and i keep him updated on what is going on with the show while he is on tour, if they play any of his bits, etc.

i know because i talk to him personally quite frequently and i keep him updated on what is going on with the show while he is on tour, if they play any of his bits, etc.

Well if true that's a shame...the guy does some funny shit and I woulda liked to have heard him tryout for a week......some things just aren't meant to be. :hw:

Well if true that's a shame...the guy does some funny shit and I woulda liked to have heard him tryout for a week......some things just aren't meant to be. :hw:

yeah... i am hoping it works out for him because i know how much he wants to do it... i know he is stopping in the studio when they play NYC next week so hopefully they can get it worked out.

just a few things he has done this week thats been on:

tom's laugh track
the baba booey song with the saxaphone
star wars bababooey
all the gay kc songs (give kc the beef, posing queen, kc/dc, etc)

yeah... i am hoping it works out for him because i know how much he wants to do it... i know he is stopping in the studio when they play NYC next week so hopefully they can get it worked out.

just a few things he has done this week thats been on:

tom's laugh track
the baba booey song with the saxaphone
star wars bababooey
all the gay kc songs (give kc the beef, posing queen, kc/dc, etc)


I hope he finds a way to do a full week! His stuff is real funny, and even if some of his clips aren't the most original of ideas, he has a real knack for rendering a hilarious finished product.

Plus from the pics I've seen recently, he kinda looks like James Hetfield from Metallica, which is nothing like I imagined from just hearing his work. Who would have thought that the guy playing mouth trumpet and singing the KC ghostbuster's theme was a metal head! I originally pictured a short haired, skinny dude in a red high school marching band uniform belting that out!

He should get his band booked to play a week in the NY area, and he could work do his audition week and plug the gigs to boot. Whoever is managing or marketing his group should be all over that prospect.

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He should get his band booked to play a week in the NY area, and he could work do his audition week and plug the gigs to boot. Whoever is managing or marketing his group should be all over that prospect.

yep but it's not as easy to get out of contracts to play shows when they have already sold tix but yes they should be jumping thru hoops to do that and make it happen. :hw:

I hope he finds a way to do a full week! His stuff is real funny, and even if some of his clips aren't the most original of ideas, he has a real knack for rendering a hilarious finished product.

Plus from the pics I've seen recently, he kinda looks like James Hetfield from Metallica, which is nothing like I imagined from just hearing his work. Who would have thought that the guy playing mouth trumpet and singing the KC ghostbuster's theme was a metal head! I originally pictured a short haired, skinny dude in a red high school marching band uniform belting that out!

He should get his band booked to play a week in the NY area, and he could work do his audition week and plug the gigs to boot. Whoever is managing or marketing his group should be all over that prospect.


that ghostbusters one for KC is not his... i have no idea who did that one. all the stuff that richard does its easy to tell when he sings because he has a really unique kansas accent. probably my favorite bits of his are the voicemails he leaves, the ones about kc poster.com were hilarious "hot dogs for homeless homos" and the head fag from the playgirl mansion, etc, and the one diagnosing kc as being a faggot, etc. there are so so many i have a cdr of his appearances on stern that he gave me and there is so so much stuff that he has had on there that i had no idea he had done.

if you aren't familiar with metal i'm sure you don't know how big iced earth is, pretty much every show on this tour is sold out.... they have full US, european, and japan tours booked....yet, richard still has a day job as an electrician when they aren't touring. basically he is a hired gun to play drums on tour, so when they aren't touring he isn't making money from music. he has played on what considered some of the best and most highly influencial albums in metal ever though.

I'm not concerned about the contest anymore, seems it's all reserved for show regulars anyways. Most of the "unknown" clips totally suck or get cut off (like the one with KC wanting to kill the dog, sounded funny but Howard stopped it). Boot's clip sucked but he already knew that ;)

Maybe Jackie needs to return to the show, the real genius behind all the bits over the years, and probably the only good judge of comedy the show had.

Good luck to Dan, he gets my vote.

FAO: the friend of Rich Christie - any chance of getting a copy of the Baker St BaBaBooey clip posted??!?! would like to use it as a ringtone on my PDA :D

that ghostbusters one for KC is not his... i have no idea who did that one. all the stuff that richard does its easy to tell when he sings because he has a really unique kansas accent. probably my favorite bits of his are the voicemails he leaves, the ones about kc poster.com were hilarious "hot dogs for homeless homos" and the head fag from the playgirl mansion, etc, and the one diagnosing kc as being a faggot, etc. there are so so many i have a cdr of his appearances on stern that he gave me and there is so so much stuff that he has had on there that i had no idea he had done.

if you aren't familiar with metal i'm sure you don't know how big iced earth is, pretty much every show on this tour is sold out.... they have full US, european, and japan tours booked....yet, richard still has a day job as an electrician when they aren't touring. basically he is a hired gun to play drums on tour, so when they aren't touring he isn't making money from music. he has played on what considered some of the best and most highly influencial albums in metal ever though.

Is there any where where some of their music is available for download? Also, Is Richard the guy who did the Def Leppard KC songs?

I thought that was you.

Is there any where where some of their music is available for download? Also, Is Richard the guy who did the Def Leppard KC songs?

yup he did the def leppard kc songs... put a gerbil in me and the gay photographs song, those are some of the best.

old album here:

http://mp3.centurymedia.com/Iced%20Earth_Horrorshow_Dracula.mp3

newest album "the glorious burden" real audio streams

http://www.spv.de/eng/icedearth/stuff.html

the new album has a different vocalist, tim "ripper" owens who replaced rob halford in judas priest when he left, but now halford is back in priest and ripper has since joined iced earth.

...... Boot's clip sucked but he already knew that ;)

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I'm sure that's why it got three plays already and each time they said they liked it......your jealousy is very transparent.....face it...you suck and are not worthy. :hw:

..... basically he is a hired gun to play drums on tour, so when they aren't touring he isn't making money from music. he has played on what considered some of the best and most highly influencial albums in metal ever though.

oh so he isn't an official member of the band?

I have friends and peeps I know that are "hired guns" for well known bands and they gotta work regular jobs when not on tour also....it's the nature of the biz. For a few months you're a star and then it's back to reality. :hw:

tipton - can you get the Rafferty Baker Street BaBaBooey tune with no talking in it?!?!?

thanks