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tbone420 06-28-2007, 10:20 PM lakser's latest blog...I love the 3rd person commentary from Gene.
sitting in airport got a phone call from a texas listener after hering about the show yesterday, and from 25 or 50 listeners about spices coments about lasker …for bubba to stick up for spice call me stupid ,,,,,, thats wrong”’Lasker wasant to stupid to make bubba not only win races but a track championship,I’m not going to do the Gene Lasker name justice letting Spice the prod;;calling me a dumb ass hillbilly spice was a high school drop out cleaning cars when bubba found him , bubba made spice when there job heat came ,spice jumped ship tried it on his own and failed .lasker went to work for himself at the age of 26 ….never worked for any body since.very secure future……while making a name for myself in the short track ranks,bubba and lasker butted heads ,bubba didnt make lasker he exployted him,and like the fast foward and loyal person i am we have gotton to where we are today………spice boy how loyal are you to the show by running LASKER OFF…….SNITCHES ARE A DIEING BREED……..
"SNITCHES ARE A DIEING BREED" :spit:
http://www.roadkilltshirts.com/images/products/SNITCHES-SMALL_1.jpg
greddy10 06-28-2007, 10:23 PM lasker is funny
mcbutton1970 06-28-2007, 10:27 PM Good morning and happy live Friday morning show, folks! :gwave:
Rogue Guy 06-28-2007, 10:31 PM "SNITCHES ARE A DIEING BREED"
I guess spell checking is too! :jj:
You gotta love Lasker.
How do we get a mullet smiley? :lasker:
ChknbonRobinson 06-28-2007, 10:39 PM Only the second listening thread I've ever posted in!! BTLS PWNS!!!111
turbogeoff 06-28-2007, 10:43 PM what up mizzarks :D
tbone420 06-28-2007, 10:47 PM Only the second listening thread I've ever posted in!! BTLS PWNS!!!111
My 4th :beer:
turbogeoff 06-28-2007, 11:05 PM lmao
turbogeoff 06-28-2007, 11:05 PM where the hell is everyone at?
Rogue Guy 06-28-2007, 11:13 PM where the hell is everyone at?
:zzz: 1:00 AM East Coast
:sleep: 10:00PM West Coast
Tally ho mate!
turbogeoff 06-28-2007, 11:34 PM :zzz: 1:00 AM East Coast
:sleep: 10:00PM West Coast
Tally ho mate! yea i know , used to be there was a small group of replay junkies that hung out late :D
turbogeoff 06-28-2007, 11:42 PM OMG!! SLOW MO BUGGER...lol
dozerboy77 06-29-2007, 12:36 AM Whats up guys. Listening to the replay now. I always miss the first hour and a half and catch it on the backside. Good show but the Lasker firing sure sounded like a work to me! Poor Spice Bubba sure set him up for a ball bustin'. I like Spice he kind of calms the rest of them down. Not near as eccentric as the others.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 12:45 AM good replay today :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 12:59 AM SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! say it!!! :D
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 01:16 AM finally get to hear the Friday morning show live today. Sucks being up at 3 am to listen to it but it's worth it.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 01:18 AM finally get to hear the Friday morning show live today. Sucks being up at 3 am to listen to it but it's worth it. if your going to be up at 3 it is worth it :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 01:28 AM brent your flippin out now...lmao
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 01:32 AM shit locker...lmao
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 01:38 AM looks like i will be the post whore today :)
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 01:54 AM god brent dont be a show stopper :mad:
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:23 AM listening to the replay....everything just went dead
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:25 AM yea what the fuck just happened?
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:26 AM joe walsh accoustic from howards show... that was weird
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:27 AM don't know... a little random music and everything seems to be ok
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:28 AM this is going to be some good clips here :D
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:32 AM this is going to be some good clips here :D
Says you are from London. How does it work..Do you only listen over the internet?
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:34 AM Says you are from London. How does it work..Do you only listen over the internet? actually im from texas, but live in london now. and yea i listen in the net
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:36 AM actually im from texas, but live in london now. and yea i listen in the net
I'm from Texas too. The Dallas area. Stationed in Tucson, Arizona but actually headed back there Saturday for a couple weeks.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:37 AM I'm from Texas too. The Dallas area. Stationed in Tucson, Arizona but actually headed back there Saturday for a couple weeks. cool im from ft.worth :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:39 AM sounds like bubbas on the chip about the nascar gimmick
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:40 AM cool im from ft.worth :D
i'm from carrollton. . planning on going down to the Austin/San Antonio area to tube on the Guadalupe river if it doesn't rain too much
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:43 AM i'm from carrollton. . planning on going down to the Austin/San Antonio area to tube on the Guadalupe river if it doesn't rain too much i was just there for a cpl of months, got back here a week ago. while i was there it rained like all the time, flooding every where. ive been tubing down there before had a blast, so good luck with it.
BHF22 06-29-2007, 02:43 AM Hey people.Question is Bubba on vacation next week.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:45 AM Hey people.Question is Bubba on vacation next week. have not heard....hope not
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:45 AM Hey people.Question is Bubba on vacation next week.
not sure about that one buddy
airforceguy 06-29-2007, 02:48 AM i was just there for a cpl of months, got back here a week ago. while i was there it rained like all the time, flooding every where. ive been tubing down there before had a blast, so good luck with it.
hope so, it's supposed to rain a lot for at least the next week. Haven't seen much rain between living in arizona and being in iraq
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:48 AM hope so, it's supposed to rain a lot for at least the next week. Haven't seen much rain between living in arizona and being in iraq i hear ya on that one
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:51 AM way to get brent on the chip bubba...lmao
:D
dozerboy77 06-29-2007, 02:52 AM Damn Heather sure sounds good talkin dirty
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 02:55 AM ok 2hrs till the real deal :D
BHF22 06-29-2007, 03:02 AM I can't wait for the show but i think he has been a little to whiney this week.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 03:04 AM I can't wait for the show but i think he has been a little to whiney this week. who...bubba?
BHF22 06-29-2007, 03:19 AM yes Bubba Spice also.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 03:23 AM well i havent listened for a few weeks, but sounds like he is over akira and kinda started to get on the chip with heatherwiz
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 03:36 AM omg thats a fucked up f mary kill...lmao :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 03:37 AM if anyone knows about going down the wrong path its gw bush...lol
BHF22 06-29-2007, 03:58 AM After listenng to the STOB im pretty sure that Bubba and heather will never last.1He is always taking a shit on sex anymore ,You could tell she wasn't happy with Bubbas room idea and he didn't seem to care and he always trys to control what shen says and how she acts on air.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:01 AM ok here we go !!!!!!! :D
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:01 AM Good morning everybuddy:gwave:
BHF22 06-29-2007, 04:02 AM Its show time!!!
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:07 AM minty
webman 06-29-2007, 04:07 AM MOUNTAIN MINT
Michael Calta 06-29-2007, 04:07 AM Damn, Big ox commercial in the first sentence. I wonder if they paid him extra for that.
webman 06-29-2007, 04:09 AM 25 TO THE STUDIO, 25 TO THE STUDIO...
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:09 AM 25 is on the block..lol
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:09 AM Good Morning Everybody! :hw:
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:10 AM alot of new ppl these days...what up mizzarks :D
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:11 AM Damn, Big ox commercial in the first sentence. I wonder if they paid him extra for that. they just about got me convinced to try that stuff
anyone try it yet?
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:12 AM they just about got me convinced to try that stuff
anyone try it yet? ive been using ox since i was born....lol :D
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:15 AM ive been using ox since i was born....lol :D yeah, me too
I've just never paid for it before :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:16 AM I'm callin' shenanigans...
webman 06-29-2007, 04:16 AM Hey Guy :brotha: :brotha:
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:17 AM yeah, me too
I've just never paid for it before :D back in the day they had ox bars...ive used it for headaches b4
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:18 AM Man already a tough day at work for 25. Gettin' heat before he even gets in the door.
BHF22 06-29-2007, 04:18 AM Damn Bubba get off his back i don't think he is lieing.
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:19 AM Damn Bubba get off his back i don't think he is lieing. It's more fun when they treat him like he is!
webman 06-29-2007, 04:21 AM "Did you GHB a bitch?" haha :burst:
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:21 AM this is fuckin great.... :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:22 AM WTF!!! is her problem? :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:23 AM she sounds like anna nichole :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:23 AM Give her a hit of the ox... That'll perk her up a bit.
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:23 AM What in the hell is going on?
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:24 AM :crazy: bitch
BHF22 06-29-2007, 04:24 AM Dude he is being an asshole.
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:24 AM That ought to wake her up!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:25 AM Get the stun gun...
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:25 AM she is dope fucked
flapjak555 06-29-2007, 04:26 AM how does Heather put up with Bubba's abusive shit?
FJ
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:26 AM 25 knows something he isnt sayin....just sayin :D
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:29 AM Do a post with her, a post implies that you did a pre and the real thing?
BHF22 06-29-2007, 04:29 AM Im glad she freezed him out,he is to controling and abusive to weomen.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:30 AM she dont remember :D .... ruffies!!!! say it!!!
flapjak555 06-29-2007, 04:30 AM she dont remember :D .... ruffies!!!! say it!!!
later faeg
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:31 AM 25 knows something he isnt sayin....just sayin :D yeah, they gotta put him on the rack :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:31 AM Im glad she freezed him out,he is to controling and abusive to weomen.
Bubba's controlling and abusive to EVERYBODY... Great radio.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:31 AM 25 is is being a shady mofo now :D
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:33 AM Spice would know too, cause he's always trying to do the balancing act!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:33 AM Under the french fry lights... Lollllll
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:33 AM later faeg now why ya gotta go there? :mad:
webman 06-29-2007, 04:33 AM Spice needs to get in there & be Stiff Jones! :gk:
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:34 AM perfect :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:34 AM I bet sleepin' in the truck is sounding pretty good to her about now...
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:34 AM Broderick--hahahaha
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:36 AM Spice the Interrogater, Spice is a good bad cop!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:36 AM Choke on yer own vomit and die... Man, tough room.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:37 AM good cop black cock = ned....lmao
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:37 AM LAN....perfect
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:38 AM Hey, if 25 is gonna be pullin' capers at work, he's gotta realize he's takin' the risk of bein' busted.
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:38 AM 0%, that's the chance that anybody else will bring someone with them to work!
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:40 AM LOL a gas mask!
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:41 AM well bubba will be on the chip all day now...lol
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:41 AM C'mon Big Dick, learn how to work, kid.
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:42 AM I thought this whole thing was going nowhere, but I think it could get real interesting once the liquid ass hits her nose!
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:45 AM I thought this whole thing was going nowhere, but I think it could get real interesting once the liquid ass hits her nose! liquid ass = radio gold
BHF22 06-29-2007, 04:46 AM they act like 25 has no right to let a girl sleep in his truck.
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:47 AM liquid ass = radio gold :bigclap:
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:49 AM they act like 25 has no right to let a girl sleep in his truck. not when he's parked at the studio
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:49 AM they act like 25 has no right to let a girl sleep in his truck. Inside the confines of the BRN, nobody has any rights
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:50 AM here we go putting spice over segment :rolleyes:
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 04:51 AM :hw: Good Morning
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:52 AM :hw: Good Morning :hw: morning
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:52 AM spice blew it, how many grandmas mark out to Bubba :dontknow:
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:53 AM Fireworks plug for the trade of Bubba's fireworks! :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:53 AM :hw: Good Morning :hw:
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:55 AM a dick like spice???
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 04:55 AM Good show so far this morning :btu:
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:55 AM As soon as Bubba hears he's getting badmouthed the whole direction of the show changed!
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 04:56 AM oh this dude needs a crackin!!!!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:57 AM Man, what kinda psycho fuck-head do you have to be to blow it with AKIRA? I mean, that's a slam-dunk freebie.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 04:57 AM "I may be fat but at least I can walk" :jj:
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:57 AM Another swing-and-a-miss giving away some ass...
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 04:57 AM yeah like this dumb ass didn't know they were going to record everything!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 04:58 AM "I'll be the bigger man and walk away. WALK away..."
-Scary Movie 2 I think. Maybe 3.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 04:58 AM I still think Jason Ellis is hilarious. I hope they work shit out.
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 04:59 AM brb
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:00 AM I hope they get Lasker on the phone today
twilliams2288 06-29-2007, 05:00 AM Shit 7am, ok time for work, have a great weekend everybody!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:01 AM I hope they get Lasker on the phone today
I dunno, he was on the chip all day yesterday and he's well on his way this morning thanks to the couch potato.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 05:02 AM Shit 7am, ok time for work, have a great weekend everybody! have a good one...l8trzzz
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:03 AM I dunno, he was on the chip all day yesterday and he's well on his way this morning thanks to the couch potato.
It's only a matter of time before Gene comes back :D
Michael Calta 06-29-2007, 05:03 AM Wonder who picks out which emails they read.... They were all pro spice. All the darksiders were taking a shit on spice yesterday. Wonder how many negative emails got tossed?
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:04 AM It's only a matter of time before Gene comes back :D
Yeah, of course. Gene's a walking cartoon character. He's no Spice, but he IS a valuable asset.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:05 AM Wonder who picks out which emails they read.... They were all pro spice. All the darksiders were taking a shit on spice yesterday. Wonder how many negative emails got tossed?
They go to Spice. His addy and show@btls.com
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:06 AM Wonder who picks out which emails they read.... They were all pro spice. All the darksiders were taking a shit on spice yesterday. Wonder how many negative emails got tossed?
:jj: Good Point. It looks like Spice is the new Fred.
Michael Calta 06-29-2007, 05:07 AM :jj: Good Point. It looks like Spice is the new Fred.
That's what I was thinking. :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:07 AM I know Spice gets 'em. I sent one e-mail 9 times to show@btls.com and I CC'ed Spice on 'em. He sent me back a pissed off e-mail sayin' he got 18 copies, so that means both of 'em were goin' to him.
TTboy33 06-29-2007, 05:09 AM spice is cool
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 05:09 AM Wonder who picks out which emails they read.... They were all pro spice. All the darksiders were taking a shit on spice yesterday. Wonder how many negative emails got tossed?
They didnt even read one, you know they got pro lasker emails... Lasker has a better work ethic than Bitch Boy
Michael Calta 06-29-2007, 05:10 AM Yeah, the point was that he only printed the ones that were putting him over.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:10 AM They didnt even read one, you know they got pro lasker emails... Lasker has a better work ethic than Bitch Boy
I dunno, Lasker seems to take a lot of time off from the powder-coatin' shop to be on the show.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:12 AM The Wiki thing coulda been a prank. Did it get the cause of death right too? If so, that definitely makes things more suspicious.
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 05:12 AM Lasker has been running the shop for years and has people working for him that can work while he is away.. anyone read laskers new blog?
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:13 AM Yeah, IP address doesn't mean much. I could post something somewhere and have the IP trace back to Beijing.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:13 AM The Wiki thing coulda been a prank. Did it get the cause of death right too? If so, that definitely makes things more suspicious.
People add all kinds of bullshit to wikipedia but its def shady
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 05:13 AM Chris could of reset the ip when he was at the wwe building
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:14 AM Yeah, IP address doesn't mean much. I could post something somewhere and have the IP trace back to Beijing.
Prob running through a proxy which makes it even more suspicious.
Good morning everybody. :hw:
That segment with the girl in the green room was gold. :jj:
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 05:14 AM I serve legal papers to WWE all the time...
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:15 AM Tor router allows you to post stuff anonymously by routing it all over the internet. You could post 3 different messages in a row and it'll be from 3 different addresses. Tor was developed by the Navy. Nice technology.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:16 AM Prob running through a proxy which makes it even more suspicious.
Oh definitely. I'd suspect it was definitely NOT a prank if there's proxies involved. If yer usin' a proxy, chances are, you're TRYIN' to hide.
People add all kinds of bullshit to wikipedia but its def shady
Bubba's wiki page is a mess.
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 05:17 AM Bubba's wiki page is a mess.
So is Bubba
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:17 AM Good morning everybody. :hw:
That segment with the girl in the green room was gold. :jj:
:jj: I loved that shit.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:17 AM Good morning everybody. :hw:
That segment with the girl in the green room was gold. :jj:
I don't envy the hang-over she's gonna have later. ;)
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 05:19 AM I'm baqck :hw:
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 05:20 AM I served them the lawsuit to stop useing the WWF name.
WWE has to blur this out:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c6/WWF_Attitude_Logo.jpg/150px-WWF_Attitude_Logo.jpg
Ridiculous. :rolleyes:
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 05:20 AM It's 4:20 west coast Spark it uuuuuppppp!
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p204/mike41065/42007.gif
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p204/mike41065/Pepestoned.gif
(puff puff give)
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:20 AM John Edwards is the nicest of the liberal candidates. She's such a cunt.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:21 AM WWE has to blur this out:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c6/WWF_Attitude_Logo.jpg/150px-WWF_Attitude_Logo.jpg
Ridiculous. :rolleyes:
I stopped watching just about time they changed name. When they bought WCW and TripleH took over the show really started to suck.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:21 AM I served them the lawsuit to stop useing the WWF name.
I dunno how they lost that. They been using WWF for what? 20 years? 25? Worst-case scenario, I'd think a nice donation to the World Wildlife Fund (or whatever it stands for) would convince them to let 'em keep usin' it.
Bubba would love this thread.
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=268173
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:24 AM I love Ann Coulter. She's wacky.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 05:25 AM It's 4:20 west coast Spark it uuuuuppppp!
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p204/mike41065/42007.gif
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p204/mike41065/Pepestoned.gif
(puff puff give) im with ya there bro :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:26 AM Bubba would love this thread.
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=268173
She does have an Adam's apple in that pic. Clearly a photoshop tho. Kinda looks like Howard's neck from the movie poster. Just a guess.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:26 AM Please no more Paris Hilton talk.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:27 AM Please no more Paris Hilton talk.
Eh, it still ain't as bad as when Anna Nicole died. THAT was crazy.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:29 AM I spent 3 days in jail and it was traumatic. I was in general pop tho, not in the special celebrity ward.
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 05:30 AM Eh, it still ain't as bad as when Anna Nicole died. THAT was crazy. there's still a chance this judge could cry too :dancin:
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:30 AM I remember some broad called Anna Nicole "the American Lady Di".
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:31 AM I spent 3 days in jail and it was traumatic. I was in general pop tho, not in the special celebrity ward.
I spend a day and 1/2 in county lock up. It was too bad but I never left my cell and it helped I was drunk and pilled up so I don't remember too much :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:32 AM She's got nice tits. She definitely doesn't need a boob job.
Nightbreed 06-29-2007, 05:32 AM Christ allmighty. I love the fact that they are knocking her ass but aren't we just nmaking her more popular by giving her more attention?
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 05:33 AM what happened with the pilled up bitch in the green room?
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:33 AM I spend a day and 1/2 in county lock up. It was too bad but I never left my cell and it helped I was drunk and pilled up so I don't remember too much :D
I got my second DUI. It was either 100 hours of community service or 3 days in jail. I lived in the middle of nowhere and didn't know how I could do the service with no car, so I took the 3 days. Somebody told me I'd get sent to a camp for DUI's. Oh no, not the case. Brooklyn Correctional Facility. Medium security prison. No cells. One big room with 25-30 bunk-beds. I didn't shit or shower the whole time I was there.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 05:35 AM did they search your shit locker?...lol
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:35 AM I got my second DUI. It was either 100 hours of community service or 3 days in jail. I lived in the middle of nowhere and didn't know how I could do the service with no car, so I took the 3 days. Somebody told me I'd get sent to a camp for DUI's. Oh no, not the case. Brooklyn Correctional Facility. Medium security prison. No cells. One big room with 25-30 bunk-beds. I didn't shit or shower the whole time I was there.
I got busted for pot but they never gave me a sobriety test thank god. I found it funny that when I was in court a guy who stabbed someone got a lesser sentence than me. I got a year unsupervised probation and 500 dollar fine.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:37 AM did they search your shit locker?...lol
I'd pay good money to hear larry king say that :D
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:40 AM Ferral laying down the law :jj:
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:41 AM Oh they searched me well alright. No invasive cavity-searches, though I did have to bend over and spread my cheeks for them to take a look, lift my sack, stand there nude while they hosed me down with the de-lousing stuff. I spent the first 8 hours in a holding cell while they figured out where to put me. While I was in there, I heard one of the guys in there trade some coke to a guard for a razor blade he could cut somebody up with.
My second day in the "dorm" a guy called me over for a talk. "You're obviously new here, so lemme explain how things work. In here, there's black families, there's white families, there's mexican families and who you hang out with is pretty fuckin' important when shit goes down." I told him I was only there for 3 days, which was a judgment call already. I told somebody in holding that and he flipped out. "3 fuckin' days! Don't go tellin' people that, some of these guys are here for 10 fuckin' years!" The aryan brother was cool about it tho. Just shook my hand and told me not to sweat it then.
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 05:45 AM Ferral laying down the law :jj: the little midget must be fuming...now they need to send Steve Langford out w/Ferral to torment him more :dancin:
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:46 AM "You got pee in my powerchair"!!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:46 AM Date was a train-wreck. Somehow I saw it coming.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:46 AM the little midget must be fuming...now they need to send Steve Langford out w/Ferral to torment him more :dancin:
He'll leave a VM around the last day or two of vacation.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:47 AM Akira's a former dominatrix, but she likes to BE dominated. If she was doin' her dom routine, then clearly she wasn't feelin' it and she was just performing.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:48 AM Fucking run 25!!
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:49 AM Bubba the sociologist.
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 05:49 AM He'll leave a VM around the last day or two of vacation.
YAS! More fodder for Richard and Sal :D
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:49 AM Fucking run 25!!
Nah, dont' wanna provoke that predator/prey instinct in Johnny Law.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:50 AM Lol, I think 25's got a new part-time job.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:52 AM Gotta have a good sign. The only time I ever give anybody money is if they make me laugh.
"I ain't gonna lie. Need money for booze." I gave that guy a dollar.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:54 AM Gotta have a good sign. The only time I ever give anybody money is if they make me laugh.
"I ain't gonna lie. Need money for booze." I gave that guy a dollar.
Theres a guy who hangs out in the bar district in Baltimore with that sign and he makes a fortune.
VagitarianMike 06-29-2007, 05:54 AM gotta go
cyas :gwave:
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:55 AM Wiz did a great job yesterday but she needs a lan-line phone.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:55 AM gotta go
cyas :gwave:
:hw:
:bigthink: I knew this was coming...
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 05:56 AM I love the State of the Bubba
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:56 AM I have a hippie friend who got hit up by a homeless guy once. He wound up havin' a ten minute conversation with the guy about Jesus, gave him $10 and took him into a bodega and bought him a baloney sandwich. The look on the bum's face was "man, I just want the money, fuck".
We told him he got suckered later, but he didn't wanna believe it. "Look, you wanted to make that guy happy. Right now he's smokin' a rock under the bridge. He's happy. Mission accomplished!" There's a sucker born every minute.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 05:58 AM Here we go again... Michael Moore. Gonna do my BEST not to get worked up, but they make it tough.
Speaking of Moore. I love the opening scene of the Sicko trailer.
"Too many OBGYN's can't practice their love with women all across the country." :jj:
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Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:03 AM Speaking of Moore. I love the opening scene of the Sicko trailer.
"Too many OBGYN's can't practice their love with women all across the country." :jj:
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C'mon Horndog, fight it... Fight it... Serenity now... Serenity now...
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:05 AM I have a hippie friend who got hit up by a homeless guy once. He wound up havin' a ten minute conversation with the guy about Jesus, gave him $10 and took him into a bodega and bought him a baloney sandwich. The look on the bum's face was "man, I just want the money, fuck".
We told him he got suckered later, but he didn't wanna believe it. "Look, you wanted to make that guy happy. Right now he's smokin' a rock under the bridge. He's happy. Mission accomplished!" There's a sucker born every minute.
There is the token deaf guy handing out those cards teaching sign language and asking for a donation. We decided to test his level of hearing impairment. I took a card and pretened to look in my pockets for money. My buddy Pete snuck up behind and gave a blood curtling scream behind him. The dud e jumped up a mile and turn around and called him an asshole in perfect tone. No deaf people sounding talk or anything. Pretty funny.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:06 AM There is the token deaf guy handing out those cards teaching sign language and asking for a donation. We decided to test his level of hearing impairment. I took a card and pretened to look in my pockets for money. My buddy Pete snuck up behind and gave a blood curtling scream behind him. The dud e jumped up a mile and turn around and called him an asshole in perfect tone. No deaf people sounding talk or anything. Pretty funny.
Lol, funny but not too surprising. Then there's the guy selling the stickers for $2.
He called him an asshole? He should be thankin' him for healing his deafness.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:09 AM this bit is great...lol
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:11 AM So they gonna have gimp and Akira in live this morning, or are these little tape clips all we're gonna get?
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:13 AM Another myth. You can NOT see the Great Wall from space.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3505040.stm
It may be long enough, but it's not NEARLY wide enough. It'd be a fraction of a hair's width in appearance from space. Far too small to be visible.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:16 AM So they gonna have gimp and Akira in live this morning, or are these little tape clips all we're gonna get?
They should act all nice to the Gimp to lure him into the studio and then blast him.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:18 AM They should act all nice to the Gimp to lure him into the studio and then blast him.
Lol, have Akira ready on the phone to tell us all what a creepy little freak he is.
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:20 AM http://www.withleather.com//ul/3235-LucyMichelleTogether4.jpg
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:21 AM http://www.withleather.com//ul/3235-LucyMichelleTogether4.jpg
Add one Horndog, mix well...
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:21 AM http://www.withleather.com//ul/3235-LucyMichelleTogether4.jpg NICE :D
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:21 AM 25 is gonna lose now cuz he's been in a debate for 15 minutes with an angry black guy and now questioned about a cricket that was passed out in the studio...
i love how all the stories are all k5'd
MisterMeener 06-29-2007, 06:22 AM :idhitit:
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:22 AM 25 is gonna lose now cuz he's been in a debate for 15 minutes with an angry black guy and now questioned about a cricket that was passed out in the studio...
i love how all the stories are all k5'd
25 ALWAYS lies about stuff like this. Of course they're not gonna believe him.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:22 AM yea bubba is fuckin up his cash flow...lol
ftewife 06-29-2007, 06:23 AM Good Morning all!!! Just got up and remembered he was on! Hope all is well this AM
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:24 AM "Now yer fuckin' with MY money. I dont' like my money fucked with!"
-Diddy from "Made"
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:24 AM Good Morning all!!! Just got up and remembered he was on! Hope all is well this AM :hw: morning
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:25 AM "Now yer fuckin' with MY money. I dont' like my money fucked with!"
-Diddy from "Made"
you just quoted made....
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:26 AM Wow that chick is coming down from something (coke or E imho)
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:28 AM Wow that chick is coming down from something (coke or E imho)
I dunno, I'd think she'd be wide awake if she was coked up. Now a dozen or so shots of tequila...
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:28 AM "Wakie Wakie Eggs and Bacie" :jj:
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:28 AM mouth pumpin....hahahaha
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:29 AM I dunno, I'd think she'd be wide awake if she was coked up. Now a dozen or so shots of tequila...
I'm saying like a 48 straight coke binge. There is nothing that will wake you up after you crash :D
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:29 AM SHIT LOCKER?
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:29 AM lmao!!!!!
megamanfre 06-29-2007, 06:29 AM I dunno, I'd think she'd be wide awake if she was coked up. Now a dozen or so shots of tequila...
Heroin will knock your ass out.
Takes away the sex drive too.
Lord Galen 06-29-2007, 06:30 AM LOL, "wakey wakey eggs & bakey.... mouth pumpin?"
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:31 AM I'm saying like a 48 straight coke binge. There is nothing that will wake you up after you crash :D
Ah okay. I might've underestimated her narcotic ambition, that's true. ;)
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:33 AM After a billion hits of acid, the only thing I think that could ALMOST qualify as a "flashback" was the time I spent 3 days doin' coke and drinkin' and not eating anything. I was a mess afterwards and I felt like I was trippin'. Mighta just been shock from over-abuse tho. Takes a lot outa you if you don't eat ANYTHING all that time.
Then again, we WERE smokin' pot and doin' acid that weekend too.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:38 AM After a billion hits of acid, the only thing I think that could ALMOST qualify as a "flashback" was the time I spent 3 days doin' coke and drinkin' and not eating anything. I was a mess afterwards and I felt like I was trippin'. Mighta just been shock from over-abuse tho. Takes a lot outa you if you don't eat ANYTHING all that time.
The time I heard anyone having a flash-back is then there is a back or neck injury. I heard the acid builds up in your spinal fluid but I'm no doctor :D
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:38 AM SHIT LOCKER? from yesterdays show
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:38 AM Nothing better than Ned prank calls.
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:39 AM The time I heard anyone having a flash-back is then there is a back or neck injury. I heard the acid builds up in your spinal fluid but I'm no doctor :D
Well the common "wisdom" is that it's fat-soluble and supposedly that's why you can have "flashbacks". I've never had one, though if that's true, it might explain why I felt like that after 3 days of no food. I still think flashbacks are bullshit tho.
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:40 AM ned is the man
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:40 AM from yesterdays show
yes..that was so f'n funny.
this call is awesome. love it. the lady is carcking up too...
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:41 AM HR Fuck & Suck :jj:
Sophiclese420 06-29-2007, 06:41 AM After a billion hits of acid, the only thing I think that could ALMOST qualify as a "flashback" was the time I spent 3 days doin' coke and drinkin' and not eating anything. I was a mess afterwards and I felt like I was trippin'. Mighta just been shock from over-abuse tho. Takes a lot outa you if you don't eat ANYTHING all that time.
Truthfully you don't need the coke or alchohol, or the starving... after about 72 - 80 hours of no sleep the mind starts trying to compensate. Any downtime gets real trippy. Only way to stay sane after that long is physical activety. After so long without rest the eyes even begin to dilate slightly and become allot more sensative to light (tracers and the like)... Moral of the story is sleep depravation is just as good as 2 hits of blotter... but 2 hits of blotter get the job done allot quicker.
D
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:41 AM thats hawwwt...
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:42 AM holy shit...how many times did he call her...
NED PLEASE...NED PLEASE
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:42 AM lmao!!!!!!!
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:43 AM shut shit down? no salvia?
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:43 AM i get my big ox tomorrow...pumped.
mkriss5681 06-29-2007, 06:44 AM shut shit down? no salvia?
That's what I was thinking
turbogeoff 06-29-2007, 06:44 AM maybe :mad:
Horndog 06-29-2007, 06:44 AM Truthfully you don't need the coke or alchohol, or the starving... after about 72 - 80 hours of no sleep the mind starts trying to compensate. Any downtime gets real trippy. Only way to stay sane after that long is physical activety. After so long without rest the eyes even begin to dilate slightly and become allot more sensative to light (tracers and the like)... Moral of the story is sleep depravation is just as good as 2 hits of blotter... but 2 hits of blotter get the job done allot quicker.
D
Well, we DID sleep, but it was 3 days of wakin' up with lines, partyin' till 3 or 4 in the morning, then chuggin' whiskey till we got to sleep. Wake up, repeat. It was a long weekend, with or without sleep. Garcia Band at Madison Square Garden and Brendan Byrne Arena.
phathawaiian 06-29-2007, 06:45 AM That's what I was thinking
thats bullshit.
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