Mutt was gonna try something similar a couple years ago but it never panned out so I figured why not give it a go at this time......post any questions you may have for Jeff "The Drunk" Curro and I will call him within the next couple of days and ask him the questions and post the audio here. If this works out good I'll do it with others......ask away. :hw:©

Can you tell us something about Howard that you might have observed while you were in the studio, something that did not get out on the air?

What is the best pot you have ever smoked?

Who is Flatoutchad?

why does he call my cell phone 10 times a day when he already left a message :mad:

Ask him this: what was the most ugly chick he ever banged.


On a side note, someone tell howard to bring that HOT chick from the Red Rock Bar on the show, damn I have a crush on her.
(the one from the "stuck on you" E episode)
She's way too hot to work in a bar.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE

Yeah, ask Jeff,
"How does Angelina Jolie taste?"
Jeff is the man!

http://members.cox.net/rhyne/Jeff%20&%20Angelina.jpg

Where do you get your money?

Its the morning (or whenever you emerge from passing out) whats the first thing you reach for: pot, beer, cigarette.

Where do you get your money?

Joey’s got YOKO MONEY! :)

http://www.joeyboots.com/photos/TMP3.jpg

I don't see joeys right hand and the other guys smiling a little bit too much. Would you do Yoko, just to say you did? Me? I'm thinking, I'm thinking....

Yeah, ask Jeff,
"How does Angelina Jolie taste?"
Jeff is the man!

http://members.cox.net/rhyne/Jeff%20&%20Angelina.jpg

From the look of him, I think your answer is written all over Jeff's face...

"Is Jessica shaved, unshaved, or sporting the "Dorito Chip" look down below??"
Let us know Jeff, we're dying to know buddy...

http://members.cox.net/rhyne/Stern%20Folder/Jeff%20and%20Jessica.jpg

"Is Jessica shaved, unshaved, or sporting the [b]"Dorito Chip" look down below??"
Let us know Jeff, we're dying to know buddy...

I dunno, but I think what she's sporting around back may look a little like what's circled in the picture below...

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Are you saying Jeff's blow-hole looks like a "Leather Cheerio?"

Reminds me of Andy Dick's acoustic tune, "Little brown ring, Little brown ring....."

I guarantee Jessica's looks and smells like a petunia.
She might even pee Cristal champagne!!
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first, I love this idea

Jeff, have you been doing paid appearances or voice or work? I think you be a great cartoon voice like Gilbert. Say "Afflack"

You won butt billionaire twice. Did you even get any off of that chick? Can I have here number? I rmember that their were lube issues. Do you kick yourself int he ass for not lube it up yourself? Do you carry lube around with you now just incse you are in a similar situation?

I know you stamp hands at the pool, but what do you do for cash in the off season when the pool is closed?

Will you be out in Vegas this year? If not, could you watch my dog.

Are you going to try out for John's job?

What's it like being a celebrity? How has your life changed since the Stern show, do you get laid more?

When you party, do you get high or just booze it up? What's your drink/drug?

"When was the last time you had a solid bowel movement??"

Do you remember your first blow job?

What did it taste like?

:spit:

Can you tell us something about Howard that you might have observed while you were in the studio, something that did not get out on the air?

What is the best pot you have ever smoked?

Who is Flatoutchad?

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why does he call my cell phone 10 times a day when he already left a message :mad:

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/39582.jpg

Ask him this: what was the most ugly chick he ever banged.


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Where do you get your money?

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/39582.jpg

Its the morning (or whenever you emerge from passing out) whats the first thing you reach for: pot, beer, cigarette.

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/39582.jpg

first, I love this idea

Jeff, have you been doing paid appearances or voice or work? I think you be a great cartoon voice like Gilbert. Say "Afflack"

You won butt billionaire twice. Did you even get any off of that chick? Can I have here number? I rmember that their were lube issues. Do you kick yourself int he ass for not lube it up yourself? Do you carry lube around with you now just incse you are in a similar situation?

I know you stamp hands at the pool, but what do you do for cash in the off season when the pool is closed?

Will you be out in Vegas this year? If not, could you watch my dog.

Are you going to try out for John's job?

What's it like being a celebrity? How has your life changed since the Stern show, do you get laid more?

When you party, do you get high or just booze it up? What's your drink/drug?

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/39582.jpg

"When was the last time you had a solid bowel movement??"

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Do you remember your first blow job?

What did it taste like?

:spit:

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Thanks Joey, that was cool.

Thanks Boots and Jeff. Back2Sleep is right, that was fun.

funny shit :)

Hey Boots, GREAT! How cool was that?

Jeff sounded stumped!
I can't believe how fucked up this guy is.
Jeff is the best. Rock on bra....

Has anyone showed him my doctored pics of him with Jessica Simpson or Angelina Jolie? I guarantee he'd frame 'em both.

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Has anyone showed him my doctored pics of him with Jessica Simpson or Angelina Jolie? I guarantee he'd frame 'em both.

no...he doesn't have a computer. :hw:

Cripes, even Gary The Retard has a computer! Even a website!

Somebody's gotta get Jeff up to speed here...

How many drinks do you have a day on average?

What's the most drinks you've had in one day recently?

How many drinks does it take before you start to get a comfortable buzz?

Is Budweiser your favorite? Any other favorites? Ever see if Budweiser will sponsor you?

Ever wet your bed?

Please ask Jeff why he doesn't chop off his useless arm and sell it for beer money.

What was it like working at the Miracle East, 497 Bedford Street, Rt. 18, Abington MA?

Can God create a boulder so big that God could not lift it?

Why do you live with your mom?


Why don't you get a fake arm instead of having part of one so you could actually wipe your ass better?

How many times a week do you take a shower?

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Why don't you get a fake arm instead of having part of one so you could actually wipe your ass better?

...

Just because you change thee diapers and clean the asses of old people in the nursing home, does that give you some sort of carte blanche to interject your profession in to most of your conversations away from work? As cool as you think what you do is, some of us are not impressed. :shit:

:( I should have worded that better. I don't change diapers either. :hw:

Ask Jeff when the hell he's getting online. :mad:

If we're going to do a round 2 of this, I need to make it so guests can hear the attachments in this thread. I'll put some though on how to do it on a per thread basis

ask Jeff - did you ever wake up while driving and not know where you were? can we hear the story?

I think the new "free attach" option should be working in this thread, but I'd need to log out and test it. if it works, guests would be able to view / hear any attachments in this thread. will be nice when we have something like this, that we'd like to promote at other sites

ask Jeff if he gave lou gilberto a hummer.

Please ask Jeff why he doesn't chop off his useless arm and sell it for beer money.

hahaha thats a great one

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?
http://members.cox.net/rhyne/Stern%20Folder/c-fonzie.jpg

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if he could bang anyone who would it be? F GWB

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Hey Tom, what's with the obsession with me? Good idea Boots to do thhhis by the way. What do you use to record calls?, and how do you get them here on SFN?

Hey Tom, what's with the obsession with me? Good idea Boots to do thhhis by the way. What do you use to record calls?, and how do you get them here on SFN?

Chad, are you sure this is something you want to emphasize?

Joey: "Who is Flatoutchad?"

Jeff: "Who ?!?!?"

But far be it from me to point out the obvious.

Another question I would have for Jeff.

"Has anyone ever tried to take advantage of you, given that Howard has made you famous? Maybe someone like FlatoutChad?"

"Will you ever visit Toronto, Canada, and show off your star power?"

Did you keep listening you ass? And what's all this and star power and using people? I have never used anyone you retard. I kinda know what your idiot ass trying to do. And finally what's this crap on going to Canada with star power? What brain malfunction causes you to come up with this shit? I sure as hell never implied any star theory. You stupid half-whit half chromosone having fuck tard waste. I only wish something brings me up your way some time. I wouldn't mind discussing this face to face. WHAT THE FUCK makes you think I am trying to take advantage of Jeff? I have absolutely NEVER ONCE took advantage, and take offense to what you are trying to say.

Hey Boots, ask Jeff what this peice of scum shit Tom is trying to stir up. Ask Jeff if I'm using him, or being a friend and helping him. And post it here for this prick Tom from TO.

ok, I did another set of q&a's with Jeff The Drunk tonight and started out with asking some questions of my own before asking the questions ya'll posted.....this will be the last installment of the Jeff The Drunk q&a's for a while and soon I will pick another person to take part in this. :hw:

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How many drinks do you have a day on average?

What's the most drinks you've had in one day recently?

How many drinks does it take before you start to get a comfortable buzz?

Is Budweiser your favorite? Any other favorites? Ever see if Budweiser will sponsor you?

Ever wet your bed?

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Please ask Jeff why he doesn't chop off his useless arm and sell it for beer money.

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

What was it like working at the Miracle East, 497 Bedford Street, Rt. 18, Abington MA?

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

Can God create a boulder so big that God could not lift it?

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

Why do you live with your mom?


Why don't you get a fake arm instead of having part of one so you could actually wipe your ass better?

How many times a week do you take a shower?

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

Ask Jeff when the hell he's getting online. :mad:

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

If we're going to do a round 2 of this, I need to make it so guests can hear the attachments in this thread. I'll put some though on how to do it on a per thread basis

ask Jeff - did you ever wake up while driving and not know where you were? can we hear the story?

I think the new "free attach" option should be working in this thread, but I'd need to log out and test it. if it works, guests would be able to view / hear any attachments in this thread. will be nice when we have something like this, that we'd like to promote at other sites

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

ask Jeff if he gave lou gilberto a hummer.

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, why are there locks on the doors?

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

if he could bang anyone who would it be? F GWB

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Joey: "Who is Flatoutchad?"

Jeff: "Who ?!?!?"

But far be it from me to point out the obvious.

Another question I would have for Jeff.

"Has anyone ever tried to take advantage of you, given that Howard has made you famous? Maybe someone like FlatoutChad?"

"Will you ever visit Toronto, Canada, and show off your star power?"

http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40241.jpg

.... Ask Jeff if I'm using him, or being a friend and helping him. ....

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Thanks Boots, that was cool. Although, I'm a little disappointed that I waited a week just to hear Jeff say "why don't you go fuck yourself?!" :p

Thanks Boots, that was cool. Although, I'm a little disappointed that I waited a week just to hear Jeff say "why don't you go fuck yourself?!" :p

Ummmmm....sorry you had to wait. :rolleyes:

Pretty good stuff. Well done, and somewhat unbiased. I think you have a career in journalism.

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Oh SHIT!!! Tom From TO is feeling all crunchy now. Now that you been owned, carry on, and go back to giving beer and painkillers to 8 year old boy monkeys.

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haahahahaha.. thanks joey..

I just got back from the hospital, been there for 2 days with my nephew who was in a car accident. this made my night.

Thanks again

This is the best Q&A I've heard since Beet and Gary the Retard were on taking a test!!!

JTD - "Sammy Girl, why don't kiss my ass.... Bitch!!!"
Boots - "I like that answer" "How many days per week do you shower"
JTD - "How many times a week do you suck dick..... NEXT"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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JTD - "Sammy Girl, why don't kiss my ass.... Bitch!!!"
Boots - "I like that answer" "How many days per week do you shower"
JTD - "How many times a week do you suck dick..... NEXT"



That is my personal fave. ;)

Ask him why hes such a dumb bitch

Ask Jeff "Who has a higher IQ, Jeff the Drunk or Flatoutchad? If Jeff could bitch slap one person senseless, who would he choose?

Ask Jeff "Who has a higher IQ, Jeff the Drunk or Flatoutchad? If Jeff could bitch slap one person senseless, who would he choose?

Shut the hell up you retard. Did Star Jones sit on your memory? You got owned. The odds of you having a higher IQ than me are about the same as me getting a royal flush while being blown by a leprechan.

Jeff...who is your 'fantasy fuck'? One night, one chick, who would she be?

This is the best Q&A I've heard since Beet and Gary the Retard were on taking a test!!!

JTD - "Sammy Girl, why don't kiss my ass.... Bitch!!!"
Boots - "I like that answer" "How many days per week do you shower"
JTD - "How many times a week do you suck dick..... NEXT"




:D haaa, i just got a chance to finally listen to this one.

:D haaa, i just got a chance to finally listen to this one.

Yeah Sammy....great stuff there....that's a keeper. :hw:

Home come you couldn't get it up on your "date" with Cindy Crawford?

Home come you couldn't get it up on your "date" with Cindy Crawford?

My thought exactly , But I want to know if he really did get it up and give her a good stiff boning but shes denying it because shes ashamed. Sometimes you can never really get the straight story on the air. For jeffs sake I hope he gave it to her so good her bruised her vaginal walls

Another question: She said she didnt remember anything but was jeff just waiting til she passed out before he fucked her because her constant jabbering is enough to kill any erection. Seems logical to me

Home come you couldn't get it up on your "date" with Cindy Crawford?

I'm sorry but the Jeff The Drunk Q&A is all done....I'll be starting another soon with another wack pack member....I may do it tonight....I just gotta figure out who to call and do it with. :hw:

Hey Joey, I hope this isn't your celebrity interview when they ask you to try and win stuttering john's job.......ALL HAIL JOEY BOOTS :bow:

I'm sorry but the Jeff The Drunk Q&A is all done....I'll be starting another soon with another wack pack member....I may do it tonight....I just gotta figure out who to call and do it with. :hw:

A beetlejuice one would be good but it would be impossible to get answers out of him. If it happens heres a question. Can I buy his big tooth that he ripped out , if so , for how much.It would make a killer necklace , or a fabulous doorstop.

Joey-if ya talk to beetlejuice, ask him: "Do u still talk to Babyjuice?" and "Did you ever bang Babyjuice? and if so, what was it like?"

Hey Joey ..... Ask Jeff about his desire to be a male prostitute. A while ago he was seriously pursueing the idea of being a Gigolo and was offended when Howard et al. made fun of him for thinking that. Does Jeff really see himself as a stud. Why don't you get a hidden recorder ad tape Jeff seriously talk about that with you.

Hey Joey ..... Ask Jeff about his desire to be a male prostitute. A while ago he was seriously pursueing the idea of being a Gigolo and was offended when Howard et al. made fun of him for thinking that. Does Jeff really see himself as a stud. Why don't you get a hidden recorder ad tape Jeff seriously talk about that with you.

I'm sorry but the Jeff The Drunk Q&A is all done....I'll be starting another soon with another wack pack member....I may do it tonight....I just gotta figure out who to call and do it with. :hw:

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