That time of year is once again fastly approaching and the second annual SEND JOEY BOOTS TO VEGAS PAYPALATHON has begun.

All those whom donate will get a personal acknowledgement from me and my GOLD SUPPORTERS who contribute $25.00 or more will receive a personal phone call from me *not to exceed 5 minutes. :hw:

I look forward once again to partying with all the beautiful people in Sin City.....see ya all there and bababooey to all. http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40947.gif

Now you can buy a "I Sent Joey Boots to Vegas" T-Shirt.
All profits from this shirt will be donated to the "Send Boots to Vegas Fund".
You know you need one.
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I'm loving this...not only can you get the satisfaction of knowing you sent me to Vegas
but now you can get a shirt to tell the world what you did....
this is beautiful and I am in tears as I await more donations. :hw: :sk:

CLICK HERE TO DONATE (https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_xclick&business=Joey_Boots@hotmail.com&item_name=Send%20Boots%20to%20Vegas)

Also be sure to get all your VEGAS SHOW info in the VEGAS SHOW FORUM ---> HERE (http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=207) :hw:

Joey, don't you fear that you're going to stretch yourself too thin with this whoring business? ;)

Sorry I can't help out; I have my own trip in a month to save up for, and me not being able to find a job isn't helping matters. Hope you enjoy Vegas, though.

Joey, don't you fear that you're going to stretch yourself too thin with this whoring business? ;)

Sorry I can't help out; I have my own trip in a month to save up for, and me not being able to find a job isn't helping matters. Hope you enjoy Vegas, though.

Not at all....many know my situation and appreciate my contributions here over the year and are more than happy to help out and party it up with me in Vegas and to those kind and generous souls I am appealing. :hw:

Get a job deadbeat.

Get a job deadbeat.

Yes you have expressed your views already in other threads....any further stalking will cause me to make a voodoo doll of you and do nasty unspeakable things to it....now stop and show your love for me.....donate donate donate.....give from your heart.....go without something for a day and give me the money....it's the right thing to do. :hw:

he would get a job but he is still trying to get into IRC, can you send him the instructions again.

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he would get a job but he is still trying to get into IRC, can you send him the instructions again.

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Heeheehee...maybe he can put a link in there for me being I am having trouble hooking it up.http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/40947.gif

I already got my first very generous donation from someone who will remain anonymous as of this time.....awwww hell......thanx Stevo !!!! You got a personal phone call from me coming your way. :tu:

send some of the PO' FOLKS in america some fucking food, and fuck sending this deadbeat to vegas.. GATTA BE KIDDING

send some of the PO' FOLKS in america some fucking food, and fuck sending this deadbeat to vegas.. GATTA BE KIDDING

not kidding....cant save all the hungry "po folks" in america but ya can send me to Vegas to get stinking drunk and to get lap dances and such....give give give !!! :hw:

PO' FOLKS


Hahahaha. . .:bl:

Have you had your ebonics lesson tonight?. . . :tu:

LET'S ALL HELP OUT JOEY!! ;)


The link above is incorrect, use this one!!!
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send some of the PO' FOLKS in america some fucking food, and fuck sending this deadbeat to vegas.. GATTA BE KIDDING
ya think?...at least Boots knows it's pathetic, it's the people who are gonna actually send even a dime that are fucked up

ya think?...at least Boots knows it's pathetic, it's the people who are gonna actually send even a dime that are fucked up

Aww you're just a jealous fuck cuz we wouldnt come and sleep at your house when you asked us all to stay over promising us food and booze....get over it ya weirdo and send in some money. :hw:

Yes you have expressed your views already in other threads....any further stalking will cause me to make a voodoo doll of you and do nasty unspeakable things to it....now stop and show your love for me.....donate donate donate.....give from your heart.....go without something for a day and give me the money....it's the right thing to do. :hw:

Most of us are too busy putting stripper through College to give you our money. Anyways Fuck getting a job just get drunk and hitchike to vegas. Just remember to make a sign like the one Carlin had in Jay and Silent Bob Strike back and you'll be fine.

Aww you're just a jealous fuck cuz we wouldnt come and sleep at your house when you asked us all to stay over promising us food and booze....get over it ya weirdo and send in some money. :hw:

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Aww you're just a jealous fuck cuz we wouldnt come and sleep at your house when you asked us all to stay over promising us food and booze....get over it ya weirdo and send in some money. :hw:
...jealous of what? I was actually offering free shit, not asking for it....fatass...fuckoff

...jealous of what? I was actually offering free shit, not asking for it....fatass...fuckoff

hahaha...you wanted to hang with us celebrities and got blown off 'cause you were a homo dork who everyone was freaked out by......next. :hw:

Hey if you find people stupid enough to send you free money more power to you. Free money is allways good.

hahaha...you wanted to hang with us celebrities and got blown off 'cause you were a homo dork who everyone was freaked out by......next. :hw:
celebrities??? you're really getting full of yourself...time to exhale fatman...usually dig what you say, just don't ask me to pay for your vacations...peace

celebrities??? you're really getting full of yourself...time to exhale fatman...usually dig what you say, just don't ask me to pay for your vacations...peace

Obviously we really left a scar and hurt your feelings.....try not coming off like a gay freak next time. Now click on the link in my sig and send me some cash so I can have a drink and think of you.....I'll even write something nice about you on this very message board. :hw:

[CENTER]That time of year is once again fastly approaching and the second annual SEND JOEY BOOTS TO VEGAS PAYPALATHON has begun.

All those whom donate will get a personal acknowledgement from me and my GOLD SUPPORTERS who contribute $25.00 or more will receive a personal phone call from me *not to exceed 5 minutes. :hw:




Have you tried being the 92 caller after hearing the song of the day?

Boots..you have to earn your $$$$$ ..Ill give you $1,000 if you give High Pitch a blowjob & you must do it to completion......GULP!!!!!

and you must do it live on the internet......hahahahahahahaha..if you are gonna whore yourself out, you better be prepared to earn it

Have you tried being the 92 caller after hearing the song of the day?

yep....been speed dialing every day. :hw:

Big ups to Doctor Ivan for the generous donation.....a personal phone call from me is coming your way! :tu:

For those who have yet to donate to send me to the biggest show of the year, click on the link in my sig. :hw:

Thank you Doug Goodstein for your "donation" of $0.64! :hw:

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Just curious, is there a website that has the total amount donated - a la Jerry Lewis telethon?
I'd love to know how much you rake in

Just curious, is there a website that has the total amount donated - a la Jerry Lewis telethon?
I'd love to know how much you rake in

no.....are you contributing? :hw:

That's weird my post disappeared. So anyway here's my donation...again (http://www.careerbuilder.com/JobSeeker/index.htm?cbRecursionCnt=1&cbsid=420fe1241757455dad116103d5b02fc4-135992271-te-1)

Boots what are you gonna do if you do not get enough $$ cash to go??? will give the contributers their money back???

Boots what are you gonna do if you do get enough $$ cash to go??? will give the contributers their money back???

If I do get enough to go I'm gonna go...why give money back? :hw:

Hope you are keeping good records.
Don't forget to set some aside for tax time next year.
You might want to go to the local library and grab a book on setting up a non-profit org.

Boots what are you gonna do if you do not get enough $$ cash to go??? will give the contributers their money back???

Given how he misread your typo, me thinks he wont give the money back.

If it were Dan or Janks, you wouldnt have to question this.

Given how he misread your typo, me thinks he wont give the money back.

If it were Dan or Janks, you wouldnt have to question this.

misread a typo? Yeah that makes sense. :rolleyes:

misread a typo? Yeah that makes sense. :rolleyes:

Boots what are you gonna do if you do get enough $$ cash to go??? will give the contributers their money back???

Stlgreg wrote "do get enough", when he meant "do not get enough". He corrected it latter, you ignored it and continue to do so.. Given that you didnt catch his initial mistake (as the very least, question his statement because it didnt make sense at the time), its probable that you have no intention of giving the money back should not enough people donate.

At least PBS gives you something practical for your donation.

Donation number 2 (www.monster.com)
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WOW A phone call from Joey if i contribute?!? Where do i donate??.......................................... ...........................NOT !!!!!

Stlgreg wrote "do get enough", when he meant "do not get enough". He corrected it latter, you ignored it and continue to do so..

I ignored it? How about he corrected it after I respomnded...look at the times dolt.

Given that you didnt catch his initial mistake (as the very least, question his statement because it didnt make sense at the time), its probable that you have no intention of giving the money back should not enough people donate.

I did question it....look at my response and what's at the end of it.....that thing is called a question mark retard.

At least PBS gives you something practical for your donation.

Sorry no tote bags, umbrellas or vhs tapes of the NY Philarmonic here but I do give personal phone calls, emails and in person thanx should the donor also be coming to Vegas. Have you donated yet?

Ok Joey,

Will you give the money back if you...

a) dont get enough money donated

b) you do get enough money, yet do not go to Vegas


???

Ok Joey,

Will you give the money back if you...

a) dont get enough money donated

b) you do get enough money, yet do not go to Vegas


???

will his answer to the above questions in any way sway your decision to donate to his cause? if so, how much $$ are we talking about? :rolleyes:

Ok Joey,

Will you give the money back if you...

a) dont get enough money donated

b) you do get enough money, yet do not go to Vegas


???

A) absolutely not.....I will buy beer, weed and some sushi.

B) When I get enough money there is no chance I will not go short of me being incarcerated, hospitalized for some sorta serious injury that prevents me from going or death in which case the money will go to buy me a tombstone that will say...Joey Boots - Comedic Genius. :hw:

please send joey to vegas.....i dont think you guys will have nearly as much fun without him

Hope you are keeping good records.
Don't forget to set some aside for tax time next year.
You might want to go to the local library and grab a book on setting up a non-profit org.

This is a "donation" to a "charitable" cause.....thus the JoeyBoots Vegas Fund is "tax exempt"...I'm sure his pro bono attorneys are on top of this..thanks for your concern tho :hw:

ok it's Saturday and a beautiful day outside here on the East Coast.....I must step out for a little bit and run some errands so when I get back I am hoping to see some donations from some people....there are those whom I know want to donate but just haven't yet saying to themselves, "I'll do it later".....well people...it's later and Joey needs you. :hw:

Ask not what Joey can do for you but what you can do for Joey! http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/41213.gif

Given how he misread your typo, me thinks he wont give the money back.

If it were Dan or Janks, you wouldnt have to question this.

This is a critical question, Elister do you persoanlly know Dan or Janks? Please be honest with your answer.

Joey, the cheques to the PO Box, to whom should they be made payable? I am assuming writing "Joey Boots" in the payable to line won't work? Please PM me the name if you do not wish the fucknuts to get your personal name.

Also, to the tax advice dude giving erroneous tax advice here, gifts are never taxable, christ that is ignorance on a whole new level.

This is a critical question, Elister do you persoanlly know Dan or Janks? Please be honest with your answer.

Joey, the cheques to the PO Box, to whom should they be made payable? I am assuming writing "Joey Boots" in the payable to line won't work? Please PM me the name if you do not wish the fucknuts to get your personal name.

Also, to the tax advice dude giving erroneous tax advice here, gifts are never taxable, christ that is ignorance on a whole new level.

Joey Boots is fine as I just cash it in my legal name anyway.....thanx brutha. http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/41213.gif

Deidler...I can't beleive you removed the pic of your good lookin' dog and then not only returned the picture of the ugly one but you also now added another for a total of three pics of an ugly dog that just by looking at it I can tell it has breathe like sweaty ass. :booty:

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Hey Boots. . .if,(And I hope you do). . .Make it here for THE SHOW, I'll throw ya 30 bucks if you can get me an up front seat :sfn: :hw:

Hey Boots. . .if,(And I hope you do). . .Make it here for THE SHOW, I'll throw ya 30 bucks if you can get me an up front seat :sfn: :hw:

sorry bro but i have no influence over any kinda seating or anything at all....i have no idea where i will be...last year i was up front which was cool because I could interact with THE SHOW and all the characters but at the same time my legs and feet were killing me from standing there like cattle for over 4 hours. I have no idea how it's settup this year.....I'll still let ya buy me a beer. :beer:

so Boots....whats the grand total of the Boots-a-thon??? got enough green backs to head to Vegas yet??

Boots I hope you make it. I'm filling the tub w/ beer & ice for our friends. We need you and Stevo out there this year. You hear that Stevo, get you ass in gear. Don't wuss out. it's Vegas Baby. You are so money.

Boots I hope you make it. I'm filling the tub w/ beer & ice for our friends. We need you and Stevo out there this year. You hear that Stevo, get you ass in gear. Don't wuss out. it's Vegas Baby. You are so money.

Woo hooooooo....working on it !! :beer: :hw:

Ever thought of getting a job?

Boots you could donate your sperm....however, all the sperm banks have turned him down....he dont qualify....

You wont get any donation from me, cause i'm going myself. :jj:

Also, to the tax advice dude giving erroneous tax advice here, gifts are never taxable, christ that is ignorance on a whole new level.
Um I guess that you are referring to me. As fas ignorance on a whole new level?
Gifts are too taxable.
Depends on how much you get.
Mr. Boots also has already referred to this money as donations.
So I guess you are the ignorant one.
Anyway I wouldn't have waisted any time responding to this except for a bump to keep this fresh.

Um I guess that you are referring to me. As fas ignorance on a whole new level?
Gifts are too taxable.
Depends on how much you get.
Mr. Boots also has already referred to this money as donations.
So I guess you are the ignorant one.
Anyway I wouldn't have waisted any time responding to this except for a bump to keep this fresh.

your really slow.... :bam:

I'm still in need of funds people...i have yet to get my ticket and am in desperate need of your help....won't you give today? :hw:

Um I guess that you are referring to me. As fas ignorance on a whole new level?
Gifts are too taxable.
Depends on how much you get.
Mr. Boots also has already referred to this money as donations.
So I guess you are the ignorant one.
Anyway I wouldn't have waisted any time responding to this except for a bump to keep this fresh.

OK dude, explain how and when gifts are taxable?

Timmer & I just finished a brand new "I Sent Joey Boots to Vegas" T-Shirt. All profits from this shirt will be donated to the "Send Boots to Vegas Fund". You know you need one.

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Timmer & I just finished a brand new "I Sent Joey Boots to Vegas" T-Shirt. All profits from this shirt will be donated to the "Send Boots to Vegas Fund". You know you need one.

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I'm loving this...not only can you get the satisfaction of knowing you sent me to Vegas but now you can get a shirt to tell the world what you did....this is beautiful and I am in tears as I await more donations. :hw: :sk:

OK dude, explain how and when gifts are taxable?


The main rules for gifts between individuals are fairly simple. These gifts don't produce deductions for the donor or income for the recipient. And most of the time there's no gift tax, either. But if you give more than the annual exclusion amount ($11,000 for 2003 and 2004) to one person other than your spouse in a single year, you'll have some planning concerns — and a reporting obligation.

True gifts. This rule applies only to true gifts. You can't avoid paying income tax by calling something a gift when it isn't. For example, a "gift" you receive in exchange for services or some other consideration isn't a gift.


Income after gift. If you receive a gift of property that produces income, you must report any income produced after the gift. For example, if you receive stock as a gift, you must report any dividends paid on that stock after the gift.

Should I highlight the part where it says most of the time? Or can you figure it out that your statement saying you never have to pay gift tax is untrue.

Anyway he has already classified it as a donation.

Joey....Non-stop, round-trip flight from JFK to Vegas from May 10th-May 14th....$221.00 on Orbitz......not too shabby....

Joey....Non-stop, round-trip flight from JFK to Vegas from May 10th-May 14th....$221.00 on Orbitz......not too shabby....

yeah...gonna try and raise some funds this weekend so i can get there and eat and drink many beers and maybe buy a t-shirt....thanx man...hope to see ya there....that will be swell. :beer:

The main rules for gifts between individuals are fairly simple. These gifts don't produce deductions for the donor or income for the recipient. And most of the time there's no gift tax, either. But if you give more than the annual exclusion amount ($11,000 for 2003 and 2004) to one person other than your spouse in a single year, you'll have some planning concerns — and a reporting obligation.

True gifts. This rule applies only to true gifts. You can't avoid paying income tax by calling something a gift when it isn't. For example, a "gift" you receive in exchange for services or some other consideration isn't a gift.


Income after gift. If you receive a gift of property that produces income, you must report any income produced after the gift. For example, if you receive stock as a gift, you must report any dividends paid on that stock after the gift.

Should I highlight the part where it says most of the time? Or can you figure it out that your statement saying you never have to pay gift tax is untrue.

Anyway he has already classified it as a donation.


Dude, a donation helps the giver so he can write it off. It helps the reciever in no way excpet that companies will donate more so they can get a tax write off. None of us giving Boots a few bucks are looking for a tax receipt so, ya', call it a donation and if Boots is a registered charity I can get a write off but no one here is asking for that?!?! From Boots' prespective it is a gift or "dontaion", does not matter, it is not taxable in his hands either way, he is home free. You were implying he would have to declare these gifts or donations as income, which is total bullshit. Got it?

.... You were implying he would have to declare these gifts or donations as income, which is total bullshit. Got it?

yep...DECLARE being the key word here...Joey would never declare such a thing on here or with the IRS...and no one can prove otherwise....thus he is TAX EXEMPT! :p

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yo joey, whats the cost to get you there???

HAs Joey said how much he needs and how much he has?? may give people something to go for!!!

Why not get your own ass there? Whats the incentive to someone to donate. Get a job like the rest of us.

Why not get your own ass there? Whats the incentive to someone to donate. Get a job like the rest of us.

I'm sorry I wasn't able to get back to your message sooner but I was in Vegas having the time of my life.....being you didn't donate, this is about all the alotted personal response time you're gonna get from me for now. :hw: