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assmasterson 09-21-2007, 03:37 PM The commercials are everywhere, you can't get away from them. A life-size picture of a guy in uniform hanging on your wall. Guys creaming their pants when they finally get one as a present.
Honestly, is there anyone outside of a 7-year old who would actually give a fuck about this marketing shit?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT??
uhohhotdog 09-21-2007, 04:12 PM Yeah, they're retarded. They also spent a ton of money on their commercials, and I've never seen one.
scotsalemfan 09-21-2007, 04:51 PM I agree. I never heard of it until a few weeks ago, why the fuck would anyone want that on their wall?
Maybe Quivers wants one of herself.
meetthemets 09-21-2007, 05:04 PM I could see if you had a sports bar or some kind of "man room" but other than that there's no way any rational woman let's a guy hang that in their house.
wsuraider 09-21-2007, 05:18 PM I have a friend who has a Jack Lambert fathead that's pretty cool looking. That being said, I wouldn't waste my dough on one.
jr1074 09-21-2007, 05:35 PM They even have SI swimsuit models.
assmasterson 09-21-2007, 07:36 PM That one actually makes sense, but I don't know why any grown man would want some linebacker with missing teeth staring at them while watching TV, or even worse...in bed...
KMSDEMON 09-21-2007, 07:40 PM nuge67 has a pennington one in his bedroom , it's true.
Case a Beer 09-21-2007, 07:46 PM I don't understand these. Wouldn't a 5 dollar poster serve the same purpose..
assmasterson 09-21-2007, 07:53 PM But it doesn't stick to the wall on it's own!
It's a marvel of techfuckingnology!!11!!1ONE
assmasterson 09-21-2007, 07:54 PM nuge67 has a pennington one in his bedroom , it's true. Ty Pennington?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/ty-pennington-drunk.jpg
Petey Arms 09-21-2007, 07:56 PM the big ben fathead commercial is so gay he acts black in it
assmasterson 09-21-2007, 08:00 PM They've all been shitty.
Especially the father's day one. The guy gets a brand new barbecue grill, and he winds up hanging it on the wall. The wife comes in... "oh, you wanted a Fathead, didn't you?" "Yep...I wanted a Fathead..."
Fucking queer.
KingOfAllWhites 09-22-2007, 09:57 AM Those things are pretty exspensive also, I went online just to look at them. I think they run almost $100 per....Craziness!
Halcyon 09-22-2007, 10:10 AM The only reason you would get one, is if you had a room where you sit down to watch the games. These things are not useful for the family room, the bed room, anywhere.
Absolutely true, only a 7 year old kid would want one of these. The absolute GAYEST things on the market for a sports fan.
Even if I had 'said' room where I could lock the woman out and watch a game in peace, the only ones worth getting would be the 'helmet' ones.
No "man" in his right mind would get a giant life sized fucking sticker of another man in his room.
In any case.... pure faggotry. And thanks for making this thread, I was concerned there was actually a market for this because they've been playing the fucking commercials like people give a shit. And I was scared that maybe I was the only real 'man' in the world by thinking it was the gayest thing ever.
My faith in humanity is restored.
hockeyman 09-22-2007, 10:24 AM Yeah, I don't think I'd really want one, unless I'm under 10 years old. Are those the commercials with the guy on the sidelines with the gigantic camera? I think one has Reggie Bush in it? If so, I like the commercials, but could care less about the fathead.
assmasterson 09-22-2007, 02:20 PM The only reason you would get one, is if you had a room where you sit down to watch the games. These things are not useful for the family room, the bed room, anywhere.
Absolutely true, only a 7 year old kid would want one of these. The absolute GAYEST things on the market for a sports fan.
Even if I had 'said' room where I could lock the woman out and watch a game in peace, the only ones worth getting would be the 'helmet' ones.
No "man" in his right mind would get a giant life sized fucking sticker of another man in his room.
In any case.... pure faggotry. And thanks for making this thread, I was concerned there was actually a market for this because they've been playing the fucking commercials like people give a shit. And I was scared that maybe I was the only real 'man' in the world by thinking it was the gayest thing ever.
My faith in humanity is restored. Well said :D
assmasterson 09-22-2007, 02:20 PM Yeah, I don't think I'd really want one, unless I'm under 10 years old. Are those the commercials with the guy on the sidelines with the gigantic camera? I think one has Reggie Bush in it? If so, I like the commercials, but could care less about the fathead. Yes, and the guy talking is acting like this fathead garbage is the pinnacle of mankind's achievements.
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