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assmasterson
09-21-2007, 03:37 PM
The commercials are everywhere, you can't get away from them. A life-size picture of a guy in uniform hanging on your wall. Guys creaming their pants when they finally get one as a present.

Honestly, is there anyone outside of a 7-year old who would actually give a fuck about this marketing shit?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT??

uhohhotdog
09-21-2007, 04:12 PM
Yeah, they're retarded. They also spent a ton of money on their commercials, and I've never seen one.

scotsalemfan
09-21-2007, 04:51 PM
I agree. I never heard of it until a few weeks ago, why the fuck would anyone want that on their wall?
Maybe Quivers wants one of herself.

meetthemets
09-21-2007, 05:04 PM
I could see if you had a sports bar or some kind of "man room" but other than that there's no way any rational woman let's a guy hang that in their house.

wsuraider
09-21-2007, 05:18 PM
I have a friend who has a Jack Lambert fathead that's pretty cool looking. That being said, I wouldn't waste my dough on one.

jr1074
09-21-2007, 05:35 PM
They even have SI swimsuit models.

assmasterson
09-21-2007, 07:36 PM
That one actually makes sense, but I don't know why any grown man would want some linebacker with missing teeth staring at them while watching TV, or even worse...in bed...

KMSDEMON
09-21-2007, 07:40 PM
nuge67 has a pennington one in his bedroom , it's true.

Case a Beer
09-21-2007, 07:46 PM
I don't understand these. Wouldn't a 5 dollar poster serve the same purpose..

assmasterson
09-21-2007, 07:53 PM
But it doesn't stick to the wall on it's own!

It's a marvel of techfuckingnology!!11!!1ONE

assmasterson
09-21-2007, 07:54 PM
nuge67 has a pennington one in his bedroom , it's true. Ty Pennington?

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/05/ty-pennington-drunk.jpg

Petey Arms
09-21-2007, 07:56 PM
the big ben fathead commercial is so gay he acts black in it

assmasterson
09-21-2007, 08:00 PM
They've all been shitty.

Especially the father's day one. The guy gets a brand new barbecue grill, and he winds up hanging it on the wall. The wife comes in... "oh, you wanted a Fathead, didn't you?" "Yep...I wanted a Fathead..."

Fucking queer.

KingOfAllWhites
09-22-2007, 09:57 AM
Those things are pretty exspensive also, I went online just to look at them. I think they run almost $100 per....Craziness!

Halcyon
09-22-2007, 10:10 AM
The only reason you would get one, is if you had a room where you sit down to watch the games. These things are not useful for the family room, the bed room, anywhere.

Absolutely true, only a 7 year old kid would want one of these. The absolute GAYEST things on the market for a sports fan.

Even if I had 'said' room where I could lock the woman out and watch a game in peace, the only ones worth getting would be the 'helmet' ones.

No "man" in his right mind would get a giant life sized fucking sticker of another man in his room.

In any case.... pure faggotry. And thanks for making this thread, I was concerned there was actually a market for this because they've been playing the fucking commercials like people give a shit. And I was scared that maybe I was the only real 'man' in the world by thinking it was the gayest thing ever.

My faith in humanity is restored.

hockeyman
09-22-2007, 10:24 AM
Yeah, I don't think I'd really want one, unless I'm under 10 years old. Are those the commercials with the guy on the sidelines with the gigantic camera? I think one has Reggie Bush in it? If so, I like the commercials, but could care less about the fathead.

assmasterson
09-22-2007, 02:20 PM
The only reason you would get one, is if you had a room where you sit down to watch the games. These things are not useful for the family room, the bed room, anywhere.

Absolutely true, only a 7 year old kid would want one of these. The absolute GAYEST things on the market for a sports fan.

Even if I had 'said' room where I could lock the woman out and watch a game in peace, the only ones worth getting would be the 'helmet' ones.

No "man" in his right mind would get a giant life sized fucking sticker of another man in his room.

In any case.... pure faggotry. And thanks for making this thread, I was concerned there was actually a market for this because they've been playing the fucking commercials like people give a shit. And I was scared that maybe I was the only real 'man' in the world by thinking it was the gayest thing ever.

My faith in humanity is restored. Well said :D

assmasterson
09-22-2007, 02:20 PM
Yeah, I don't think I'd really want one, unless I'm under 10 years old. Are those the commercials with the guy on the sidelines with the gigantic camera? I think one has Reggie Bush in it? If so, I like the commercials, but could care less about the fathead. Yes, and the guy talking is acting like this fathead garbage is the pinnacle of mankind's achievements.