hahahaha....a week of Cabbie trying out for John's job. :hw:

What the fuck?

I swear to god, Cabbie is the biggest fucking idiot that I have ever seen.

Congrats Cabbie!!!! It'll be a fun week for sure

Here's another one, from when he was meeting his mother for the first time...

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/albums/album20/yourson.mp3

Cabbie's girl sounds homeless

An admitted gay guy can't goof on another guy calling him gay....it's like a black guy calling another black guy a nigger....it's ineffective.......even the edit on this unorginal/played out bit sounded horrible towards the end....did you hear that skip?

Fucking shameful....and this from a supposed pro. :rolleyes:

the most offensive thing about cabbie's song parody is that girl being Horribly off key!
UGH!!!! i could hardly hear what she's saying it sucked so bad!

Eeeek...Keep Him Off The Air.

I wasn't going to do this, but Howard now seems to be behaving in a dishonest way with his audience with regards to how he's representing this job opening by wasting time 2 weeks in a row with people who are obviously unqualified for the job AND SHOW REGULARS.

So eMail Jason (the line producer) and bitch about it...

jason@howardstern.com

Or call him if you're REALLY pissed off...

212-314-9322

The eMail will definitely get read and the phone will definitely ring.

Chip

I wasn't going to do this, but Howard now seems to be behaving in a dishonest way with his audience with regards to how he's representing this job opening by wasting time 2 weeks in a row with people who are obviously unqualified for the job AND SHOW REGULARS.

So eMail Jason (the line producer) and bitch about it...

jason@howardstern.com

Or call him if you're REALLY pissed off...

212-314-9322

The eMail will definitely get read and the phone will definitely ring.

Chip

Aside from myself, being probably the least well known of the 3 candidates so far, John the Stutterer and Cabbie both have a proven track record of creating great radio entertainment in their own unique way. Love him or hate him, Cabbie works in radio and has experience in all of the areas that are job prerequisites. I can understand if you don't like him, or think that he doesn't do some things well enough to get your vote, but to say he is unqualified is crazier than Cabbie himself...however, I'm counting on more people sharing you sentiment to keep me in the running, so spread the good word brother!

Aside from myself, being probably the least well known of the 3 candidates so far, John the Stutterer and Cabbie both have a proven track record of creating great radio entertainment in their own unique way. Love him or hate him, Cabbie works in radio and has experience in all of the areas that are job prerequisites. I can understand if you don't like him, or think that he doesn't do some things well enough to get your vote, but to say he is unqualified is crazier than Cabbie himself...however, I'm counting on more people sharing you sentiment to keep me in the running, so spread the good word brother!
"Ever since Dan's week was wrapped up, the quality of the contestants for 'Win Stuttering John's Job' has somewhat downgraded."

Dan, would you believe that statement to be somewhat true?

cabbie, your parody really sucked. I cant wait to hear your gossip though.

Dan,

Cabbie might surprise me. But it all goes more to a feeling that I, and I know at least a few others, get from listeing to the show on a deeper level. Not just turning the show on every now and then or hearing it over someone else talking and a bunch of horns honking in traffic. If you listen regularly, and I know you do, you hear Howard saying one thing and then doing something else.

Who knows. Maybe he DOES have a reason for it. Today's vibe is a lot like, "I (Howard) don't really care WHO wins... because I'll be off the air soon anyway, and the job doesn't carry over."

Unless the carry over thing was just to fuck around with Cabbie. Either way, he should just get on the air and tell us that he's not taking it as seriously and he doesn't plan on bringing in any fresh talent. But then again, a sponsor is involved. And a certain amount of illusion needs to go on for the plugs to work. Kind of like when a porn star comes in there with the lips of two women on one face... wide hips and no ass, but he calls her "Smokin' hot." It's something he has to do because she came in there to promote herself and make money.

But it's all good for you :) So far it's in the bag.

btw; I'm in Florida... and I'm listening at the point of Cabbie about to play his tape. Is that the real Dave? I don't think it is. He's lacking the "too much drugs" and "not making sense" aspect of D. Dave's personality.

Chip

DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!

THAT FUCKING FUCK HEAD STOLE MY FUCKING PARODY! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M THIS CLOSE TO GETTING ON A PLANE AND KILLING THAT FUCKER. SERIOUSLY, MY "YESTERDAY" SONG PARODY WAS SIGNED FOR FED EX ON FRIDAY! THAT FUCK!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Pissed off alien

Thank god I posted it here last night, or some parsitic life sucker would be calling me paranoid.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29659

Still pissed off alien

Hey guys, please post clips of Cabbie's appearance.

Before people get all upset about show regulars getting to compete in the contest, remember one very important thing, these guys work really hard at getting on the show. Nothing is just handed to them. It might seem that way, but these guys call several times a week and sit on hold for hours. Most of the time they don't get through. They go down to the studio and the events in an effort to be involved. It isn't that they have a secret in, they honestly put in some serious time working on getting on the air.

People like Dan & Boots go way out of their way to be involved. they go they extra mile so that when an opportunity opens up, they are in the wings waiting. There is still a long list of regulars who want this job and are probably doing everything they can to get their tapes noticed. Howard is looking for the best replacement for the show and what better place to start than the people who have already proved themselves. I'm sure we'll see 1 or 2 new faces, but there are too many regulars who will shine above the rest. You think they are going to pass on giving Repeat, Shulli, Boots, HPE, or Yucko a chance? Thats already 9 of the spaces filled and we didn't even get to the comics yet. There's still Rev Bob, Sal, Florentine, & Gass who are all big parts of the show.

Face it, if you are someone who hasn't done anything with the show, you better have made a kick ass tape to even get noticed. You are already starting at the end of the list of applicants.

Good luck people, still 7 spots left.

Hey guys, please post clips of Cabbie's appearance.

Before people get all upset about show regulars getting to compete in the contest, remember one very important thing, these guys work really hard at getting on the show. Nothing is just handed to them. It might seem that way, but these guys call several times a week and sit on hold for hours. Most of the time they don't get through. They go down to the studio and the events in an effort to be involved. It isn't that they have a secret in, they honestly put in some serious time working on getting on the air.

Maybe some of us are busy with real jobs.
I would never live in or near NYC unless I was already working for the show. I like to look out my window and see NOBODY. :)
People piss me off.

If the list is going to be mostly regulars, then he should've handled it differently, why bother having people send stuff in??
I knew this thing was bullshit as soon as John the Stutterer walked in last week.

Nice try Howard, who you gonna fool for the next 7 weeks.

Maybe some of us are busy with real jobs.
I would never live in or near NYC unless I was already working for the show. I like to look out my window and see NOBODY. :)
People piss me off.

If the list is going to be mostly regulars, then he should've handled it differently, why bother having people send stuff in??
I knew this thing was bullshit as soon as John the Stutterer walked in last week.

Nice try Howard, who you gonna fool for the next 7 weeks.

get over it and face the fact you are not good enough...you had a chance to blow THE SHOW away with your submission and you obviously failed......go on with your life now and we will also knowing that your scary skillz will not be a part of the HOWARD STERN SHOW. :hw:

get over it and face the fact you are not good enough...you had a chance to blow THE SHOW away with your submission and you obviously failed......go on with your life now and we will also knowing that your scary skillz will not be a part of the HOWARD STERN SHOW. :hw:

How could I blow it, they didn't even play my clip hehe.
Your's and Cabbie's clip SUCKED bad dude.

Go take your "scary skills" back to your mommie's house ROTFL, let's see how good your career is when the show's over.

How could I blow it, they didn't even play my clip hehe.
Your's and Cabbie's clip SUCKED bad dude.

Go take your "scary skills" back to your mommie's house ROTFL, let's see how good your career is when the show's over.

Trust me they played it in the back office and it sucked and that's why it didn't air....my stuff has aired four times already....I think that says something for it sucking......carry on. :hw:

Trust me they played it in the back office and it sucked and that's why it didn't air....my stuff has aired four times already....I think that says something for it sucking......carry on. :hw:

Prove it ;) If you've heard it, what does Mike Powell whip out during the clip? heh

I think I'll email Jason.

Prove it ;) If you've heard it, what does Mike Powell whip out during the clip? heh

I think I'll email Jason.

Knock yourself out pal. :hw:

Hey guys, please post clips of Cabbie's appearance.

Before people get all upset about show regulars getting to compete in the contest, remember one very important thing, these guys work really hard at getting on the show. Nothing is just handed to them. It might seem that way, but these guys call several times a week and sit on hold for hours. Most of the time they don't get through. They go down to the studio and the events in an effort to be involved. It isn't that they have a secret in, they honestly put in some serious time working on getting on the air.

People like Dan & Boots go way out of their way to be involved. they go they extra mile so that when an opportunity opens up, they are in the wings waiting. There is still a long list of regulars who want this job and are probably doing everything they can to get their tapes noticed. Howard is looking for the best replacement for the show and what better place to start than the people who have already proved themselves. I'm sure we'll see 1 or 2 new faces, but there are too many regulars who will shine above the rest. You think they are going to pass on giving Repeat, Shulli, Boots, HPE, or Yucko a chance? Thats already 9 of the spaces filled and we didn't even get to the comics yet. There's still Rev Bob, Sal, Florentine, & Gass who are all big parts of the show.

Face it, if you are someone who hasn't done anything with the show, you better have made a kick ass tape to even get noticed. You are already starting at the end of the list of applicants.

Good luck people, still 7 spots left.
That's um interesting Mutt with the exception of how the win john's job contest was presented.
I see dan posted how John and cabbie may have the pre-requisites but I thought the pre-requisite was an entertaining 90 second tape of why you should be on the show.

I haven't heard any clips of any tapes sent in, I assume Dan and boots were entertaining. Was John and cabbies tapes good?
I don't have a problem with them on the show at all, I do think Stern fans were mislead. The fact that you say regular fans start at the end of a list is totally not how the competition was advertised, if that is true.

My belief is it was packaged to sell advertising and it's probably pre-determined who will be taking the job anyway.
I wish the people on here who sent tapes in good luck. There is undiscovered talent out there and hopefully we will here some.

there's no way it been pre determined. these guys are really competing for the job.

If there wasn't any contest, it would have gone to one of the show regulars. By having the contest, regular listeners were given a chance. Just sending in a tape with thousands of others didn't give you a great chance, but it's more than you had before the contest. I wouldn't be surprised if this contest fins some new talent. Even if they don't land the job, they might become a regular.

Don't be sore people, there are 7 spots left. You had to know that the contest would be full of wack packers. every single one is. why be surprised and pissed off now. you knew it would be like this before you sent in an entry.

Boots won the Pornoween contest. Not because he was a show regular, but because he wanted to be and didn't give up. Even after some other dude found Leanna, he was still fighting for a chance to slide into the hotseat and it paid off. Dan has been sending in clips for years, and it's finally paid off. You're pissed that you didn't get on with one tape sent in?!?!?! There are plenty of people who send in tapes and call every week who never get on. Be realistic and hope for the best. I'm certain that a kick ass tape would get noticed. Be persistent. it's what worked for all these guys. Do you think the show went looking for High Pitch? No, he won't leave them alone. He calls over and over and finally he got on. Look at Dr Remulac. How many times do you think he called before John put him on? 10? 25? 100? If you want to make it through the thousands of calls they get a day, you are going to have to be persistent and not bitch when you first weak attempt doesn't immediately pay off.

These guys might slack off in other areas of their lives, but not when it comes to the show. Like it or not Joey is one of them. I remember when he was just one of us. Same with Dan. Both of them joined SFN and have since become a part of the show. I honestly hope to see more of you do the same. It's pretty damn cool. I hard to believe we've been around that long, but sure as hell it's true.

If you want to get on board, don't bitch and moan. Get involved. Look at Rev Bob, he's been a sucessful comic for many years. Lately he's been working to get involved with the show and now he is part of the show. He's only been involved with the show for a year or two, and still you all bitch like he's some insider. He's worked to get there. get to work yourself.

I don't know if that was directed toward me mutt. I know the pre-determined part was, I just don't know about the rest.

I have absolutely no problem with regulars being given the oppurtunity but I thought the contest was supposed to be based on tapes not on previous performances. That's all.

Look I don't have any tapes in and I don't plan on sending any in. I know I'm not that funny and as talented at production like a guy like Dan. Hell I wish i was.

All I'm saying is I thought it was based on ten good tapes and that doesn't seem like how it is turning out. If you think that cabbie and John had great tapes then they should be in the contest. I haven't heard them.
I see some people complaining and they might have a point. You saying that they start on a bottom of list kind of proves it. If that is the case then it isn't based on great tapes.
I too hope people get a door open that are talented and funny.
Anyway, good luck all of you who try.
Did you send something in, Mutt? I know you run a great site.

Listen to this clip from today....as much as he doth protest could this guy be any more gay?

"These guys might slack off in other areas of their lives, but not when it comes to the show. Like it or not Joey is one of them. I remember when he was just one of us. Same with Dan. Both of them joined SFN and have since become a part of the show. I honestly hope to see more of you do the same. It's pretty damn cool. I hard to believe we've been around that long, but sure as hell it's true."

It is cool and one of the great things about your site, Mutt. Guys like Boots and Dan the Song Parody Man generously share everything they have (stories, emotions and material) on this site and we get to see inside. Anyone who is a fan of this site gets to "know" these guys as much as you can through an internet site and there is no way the contest is pre-determined, all anyone has to do is read the threads, these guys are in a real competition...they ain't fakin' it, you can't when you lay it out for us fans like these guys have been doing on here for this long. The show is a never ending audition...you're a drunk midget, get noticed and your on. You're mentally challenged? No problem, have some balls and your on. Those guys whining? Keep at it and if you are funny your shit will get noticed. That is way cool.

Listen to this clip from today....as much as he doth protest could this guy be any more gay?
Was that his 90 second tape?

Knock yourself out pal. :hw:

You didn't answer my question, JoeyBluff.

This is what I found on Google after searching for "JoeyBoots":
http://JoeyBootsLovesCock.Fagsex.com (http://www.gaysex.com)

Damn....could Cabbie's bit be more lame? That's a stock bit that I heard done on a morning zoo show out in Colorado a few months ago......is this the originality we have to look forward to from Cabbie should he win?

He is the total package: arrogant but ignorant, unoriginal, and a loser.

That's um interesting Mutt with the exception of how the win john's job contest was presented.
I see dan posted how John and cabbie may have the pre-requisites but I thought the pre-requisite was an entertaining 90 second tape of why you should be on the show.

I haven't heard any clips of any tapes sent in, I assume Dan and boots were entertaining. Was John and cabbies tapes good?
I don't have a problem with them on the show at all, I do think Stern fans were mislead. The fact that you say regular fans start at the end of a list is totally not how the competition was advertised, if that is true.

My belief is it was packaged to sell advertising and it's probably pre-determined who will be taking the job anyway.
I wish the people on here who sent tapes in good luck. There is undiscovered talent out there and hopefully we will here some.


My comment regarding the fact that Cabbie and John had the prerequesites was a response to someone calling them unqualified, and has nothing to do with the selection process. I was stating my opinion to the contrary, as I deem them both qualified in their own unique way.

I can tell you that they have an ever-increasing list of potential names, based on the strength of their entries, which grows every day, and they're working their asses and ears off, listening to EVERY entry that is sent in. Aside from the peole that have already been on, the only other name that is etched in stone is whoever will be in next week. It's still anyone's ballgame.

If your entry is not selected or played on the air, it is because they did not consider it good enough, compared to all of the other entries. Some of the entries thay have been played on the air are to show how bad some of them are, so be happy that they didn't play yours for that reason. I'm sure everyone who sent in one thinks that it is funny, and perhaps all of your friends, and I would think it funny as well, but none of us have listened to the thousands of entries that they have at the show, to make a comparative decision. Like I said before, I've sent in hundreds of hundreds of thing to the show, and they have played a very small fraction. SOme of the things that they chose not to play, were things that I worked the hardest on, and in my opinion were much funnier than that which they chose to play. The trick is not to give up, and whining and questioning their judgement will only bring you down. Yuo are trying to impress them with your material, not teach them to change what they think is funny or entertaining. You have to gear your material to your target audience. If something you send in doesn't impress them, try something different. If I cook a meal for my kids and they don't like the way it tastes, tomorrow I cook something else.

bye bye cabbie :npp:still think you will win :nono: get your mop ready for your janitor shift:rofl:

bye bye cabbie :npp:still think you will win :nono: get your mop ready for your janitor shift:rofl:

downright horrible....can't wait until next week....anything has to be better. :hw:

downright horrible....can't wait until next week....anything has to be better. :hw:

THE ONLY WAY HE COULD HAVE SUCKED MORE IS IF HE HAD A DICK IN HIS MOUTH..HAHAHAA CABBIE'S OUT HAHAHA

THE ONLY WAY HE COULD HAVE SUCKED MORE IS IF HE HAD A DICK IN HIS MOUTH..HAHAHAA CABBIE'S OUT HAHAHA

His girlfriend should join this band:
http://www.howsyournews.com/mp3/02_WereGoingToTexas.mp3
http://greetings.123city.net/TempPictures/41354.jpg

downright horrible....can't wait until next week....anything has to be better. :hw: why joey do you think it might be you?NEVER YOU ARE SUCH A NO TALENT I WOULD BET A MILLION DOLLARS YOU DON'T EVEN GET A SHOT...

why joey do you think it might be you?NEVER YOU ARE SUCH A NO TALENT I WOULD BET A MILLION DOLLARS YOU DON'T EVEN GET A SHOT...

Hahahaha I intimidate you I know......you, a supposed professional, for two days in a row, presented such utter shit on the greatest radio show ever.....THE HOWARD STERN SHOW......you non-talent wwf-esque hack. :hw:

Have some dignity Cabbie and walk in the studio tomorrow and say, "I'm taking myself out of the competition....I realized I am not as funny as I thought I was.....Cabbie out." We would have more respect for you if you were honest and did that. :hw:

Lemme guess....for your celebrity interview you're gonna interview your girlfriend?

So honey....does my dick still taste like shit?

Have some dignity Cabbie and walk in the studio tomorrow and say, "I'm taking myself out of the competition....I realized I am not as funny as I thought I was.....Cabbie out." We would have more respect for you if you were honest and did that. :hw:


hahaha yeah say it in chinese..me suckie big dickie hahahahaha

maybe howard will let you out early like the army did with a dishonorable discharge....bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hahaha yeah say it in chinese..me suckie big dickie hahahahaha

.......

or throw 'em a curve ball with some Vietnamese and say, "there's no soul brotha too bookoo for my hole."

Cabbie, come on man, you have to admit a Chimp could have come up with a better bit today. Well, I say come up with...you clearly didn't come up with that bit today as I have heard it before.

...you clearly didn't come up with that bit today as I have heard it before.

you too huh? :spit:

Cabbie hasn't even lived up to the "train-wreck" status he's earned.

He can't even compete with his OLD self. It's like he is two versions, a bad sequel to a very bad movie if you will.

You suck cabbie. Be more interesting, you fat hack cocsucker fag.

Cabbie hasn't even lived up to the "train-wreck" status he's earned.

He can't even compete with his OLD self. It's like he is two versions, a bad sequel to a very bad movie if you will.

You suck cabbie. Be more interesting, you fat hack cocsucker fag.




also..cabbie..thanks for leaving the door wide open for me...bwaaaaaaaaaaaa

also..cabbie..thanks for leaving the door wide open for me...bwaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hey, Bob, here's the sad thing: Cabbie's only functionis to clean the pallet after John the Stutterer's job. He's a piece of cheeze.

Cabbie hasn't even lived up to the "train-wreck" status he's earned.

He can't even compete with his OLD self. It's like he is two versions, a bad sequel to a very bad movie if you will.

You suck cabbie. Be more interesting, you fat hack cocsucker fag.

:bigclap:

:bigclap:

Don't forget to catch Yucko the Clown at the Miracle East, 497 Bedford street, Abington Mass, 1 787 878 8012 on June 4 and 5.

i think i have a better chance at getting stuttering johns job, then cabbie does...

i think i have a better chance at getting stuttering johns job, then cabbie does...

yes you do :D

I wonder what kind of crazy things Cabbi is dreaming up for the show tommorow? He's so original. Maybe he'll have "Cabbi weird Squares: or something. :o

What's Cabbie suppossed to have prepared for tomorrow anyway?
10 bucks says he'll blow it, per usual.

And why not? He's failed at just about everything else in life. :D

What's Cabbie suppossed to have prepared for tomorrow anyway?
10 bucks says he'll blow it, per usual.

And why not? He's failed at just about everything else in life. :D

I believe tomorrow is his story about a staff member, followed by his interview Friday. I have it on good authority that his interview excursion will have incredible possibilities, so even if he hasn't lived up to your expectations as of yet...stay tuned!

I believe tomorrow is his story about a staff member, followed by his interview Friday. I have it on good authority that his interview excursion will have incredible possibilities, so even if he hasn't lived up to your expectations as of yet...stay tuned!

He'd need to hit a 700ft shot to birdie this hole.

I believe tomorrow is his story about a staff member, followed by his interview Friday. I have it on good authority that his interview excursion will have incredible possibilities, so even if he hasn't lived up to your expectations as of yet...stay tuned!
I plan to. Cabbie's bits on the show, previously, were funny shit. Stuff I loved; hell, I still think he should've won his bout against John, but then again, what do I know about boxing?

His interview better save the day for him, because so far, he's been flopping with me. My vote, so far, stays with you, Dan, as you've provided some quality material for the show during your week, and even went above and beyond, showing how much you are dedicated you are to a job you're only interviewing for.

Damn I'm glad I was in Florida so I didnt have to listen to that Windbag fag! I cant even believe he was picked...I'm starting to feel like this whole win Johns job thing is just another gimmick like the win Freds money game...Cabbie's being a candidate is just bullshit...his entry tape really sucked!!

[Q] Your least favorite task and why?

[A] “Finding a wack pack member. I believe wack pack members are born, I do not believe they can be found.”

great logic cabbie.

[Q] Your least favorite task and why?

[A] “Finding a wack pack member. I believe wack pack members are born, I do not believe they can be found.”

great logic cabbie. are you serious? or sarcastic?

Makes no sense to me.

Makes no sense to me. the point is...wackpackers are not found...you cannot talk someone into being a freak...they must want to be a freak...you cannot ask someone to be strange,they must be strange at birth...go out and try and find one...you will see/////////

the point is...wackpackers are not found...you cannot talk someone into being a freak...they must want to be a freak...you cannot ask someone to be strange,they must be strange at birth...go out and try and find one...you will see/////////

By your description, we don't have to go too far....you're right here.

Come on guys, you all aren't giving Cabbie the credit that he deserves. Let's face it....................

Who lied to Howard and the audience when he claimed to lose 40 pounds from using Body Solution just before the fight with Angry Black?

Who whored himself better than anyone could for TrimSpa?

Who pimped TrimSpa so damn good that he couldn't talk about the weather without bringing up the name, "TrimSpa"?

But the funniest is when he pimped TrimSpa to its current spokesperson, Fatty Nicole Smith.....http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/rofl.gif