This week.....Sal The Stockbroker! Have a great week Sal. :hw:

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thank the ghods!!! we can now get the stink taste of cabbie out of our collective mouths (and ears!)
you GO girl!! (SAL)!
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thank the ghods!!! we can now get the stink taste of cabbie out of our collective mouths (and ears!)
you GO girl!! (SAL)!
:lol: :lol:

So true....this is gonna be a great week....the energy of Sal going after Gary all week....hahaha. :hw:

bwaaaaahahahahaha, he's on em already, f-ronnie that tough guy jew heh heh

A strong start from Sal....ronnie...pin the tail on the booey....little kids.....I'm liking it....yes sir.....good stuff there. :hw:

sals gonna do great..good luck pal :cool:

OK, it's been 5 minutes of Sal and I'm ready to turn the friggin' radio off for the week.

I can't stand this asshole! He is not funny...just plain annoying.

I would pay to watch Gary punch him in his ugly goofy face.

OK, so he is going to goof on Gary today. Well, what is he going to do tomorrow? This may be a good thing because if he makes it to Friday EVERYBODY will be tired of this asshole.

Sal OUT !

OK, it's been 5 minutes of Sal and I'm ready to turn the friggin' radio off for the week.

I can't stand this asshole! He is not funny...just plain annoying.

I would pay to watch Gary punch him in his ugly goofy face.

OK, so he is going to goof on Gary today. Well, what is he going to do tomorrow? This may be a good thing because if he makes it to Friday EVERYBODY will be tired of this asshole.

Sal OUT !

:lol:Hi Wackadoo. :funny::hw:

Eh... I just got to work and started the download. I haven't gotten to the part of the show where Sal shows up, but I agree with Boomdog on this one. I thought Sal was funny the first time I ever heard him on the show, but it didn't take long to realize that he's a one-trick pony. If he could spread that Bababooey obsession of his onto others, then he may just have a good week.

I can't see that happening, though. I gotta admit, I was more excited about hearing that Cabbie had a week-long shot than Sal the Stockbroker. Then again, Cabbie completely bombed, so what do I know?

Sal got Ronnie going good........Jewgene tax guy pizza maker. . :hw:

This week.....Sal The Stockbroker! Have a great week Sal. :hw:


The kids were fuckin' funny! Nice job Sal!

I just hope everything you do isn't about Gary.

Your best stuff is about Gary though.

Baaa Baaa Baaa, Baa Ba Boo, Baa Ba Boo.....LOL! :D

Looks like you're between a rock and a hard place.

Good Luck!

Sal got Ronnie going good........Jewgene tax guy pizza maker. . :hw: :sfn: Sals' smart enough by now to know he can't just hammer Gary all the time. Good start, at least he tried something new (note to cabbie!) Looks like he picked up on Dan getting under Ronnies skin, hopefully he goes with it. Even if he doesn't win, every time he calls now Ronnie will go nuts. :funny: Hahahahaha

Way to go, Sal! I know you'll have a kick-ass week. I can't believe people still call you a one-trick pony after all the diverse contributions you've made for the show. I bet that many of them have heard yoiur bits and just assumed that they were produced in-house by the show itself. Scoresman, the Favale/Letterman call, the Beth O/Daddy call, the high-pitch hijinx pranks, the list goes on and on!

Do whatever you want, its your week! If it's all Gary, or you tear everyone apart, its all Sal, its all funny, and its all good. You deserve this week. They keep having you on, playing your bits, and taking your calls, so you're obviously impressing the people who count!

Way to go, Sal! I know you'll have a kick-ass week. I can't believe people still call you a one-trick pony after all the diverse contributions you've made for the show. I bet that many of them have heard yoiur bits and just assumed that they were produced in-house by the show itself. Scoresman, the Favale/Letterman call, the Beth O/Daddy call, the high-pitch hijinx pranks, the list goes on and on!

Do whatever you want, its your week! If it's all Gary, or you tear everyone apart, its all Sal, its all funny, and its all good. You deserve this week. They keep having you on, playing your bits, and taking your calls, so you're obviously impressing the people who count!

I couldn't agree more Dan. Your post is very noble considering your a competitors of Sals. You were great and I have to say that Sals appearance today was truly hillarious! Great work from both of you! Kick Ass Sal!

Break a leg Sal! Love ya baby! :hearts: :boobies: :clap:

Also, Congratulations on your new addition to the family!!!

Sal's funny, but he's a one joke guy. Would like to see some variety from him! :cool:

Thanks to everyone for their support.
My goal is to be creative and funny. If it happens to involve bababooey and generates big laughs then I'm happy.
Todays bit was alot of fun, got alot of laughs and was highly original.
Though the bit surrounded Gary, I also managed to rant with Ronnie, and speak slightly about my home life.
Other bits I've been fortunate with include:

John the Stutterer flight of the bumble bee
John the Stutterer Chicken Dance
KC is Staying Fag Song
The Dean Prank phone call
KC at neverland Bit
High Pitch Erik Pranks
The discovery and production of Billy "Ozzy: Miras Erik Prank.
The Vinny favale Prank
Feeding Slow Adam Lines for Playboy Evaluations

Thanks again to everyone, I know I can't please you all but I'll do my best. -Sal

Thanks again to everyone, I know I can't please you all but I'll do my best. -Sal

DUDE just remember that...MOST OF these chumps in here have no life.. they want to be you...they hate you because you are doing what they never will....GOOD LUCK SAL// I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BOMB THIS AM..I LOVE YOUR WORK..

DUDE just remember that...MOST OF these chumps in here have no life they want to be you...they hate you because you are doing what they never will....GOOD LUCK SAL// I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE BOMB THIS AM..I LOVE YOUR WORK..
You hush, you. You were batting for 2 for 5 last week. Go back to your late shift, and play all the Patnera you want. ;)

Sal is already off to a rocky start in my book; that whole bit was okay; it sucks on radio, but would be funny for E!. The best part was that kid, that pretty much was funny.

But the whole thing with Gary is very thin; but hey, he, just like everyone before him, can work on Ronnie. That might prove to be very humorous for Sal this week.

Thanks to everyone for their support.
My goal is to be creative and funny. If it happens to involve bababooey and generates big laughs then I'm happy.
Todays bit was alot of fun, got alot of laughs and was highly original.
Though the bit surrounded Gary, I also managed to rant with Ronnie, and speak slightly about my home life.
Other bits I've been fortunate with include:

John the Stutterer flight of the bumble bee
John the Stutterer Chicken Dance
KC is Staying Fag Song
The Dean Prank phone call
KC at neverland Bit
High Pitch Erik Pranks
The discovery and production of Billy "Ozzy: Miras Erik Prank.
The Vinny favale Prank
Feeding Slow Adam Lines for Playboy Evaluations

Thanks again to everyone, I know I can't please you all but I'll do my best. -Sal


also scoresman 923..sal you will have a solid week..have fun thats the most important thing..well not for me :D enjoy..pal :cool:

If you think Sal is a one trick pony, then you haven't been paying attention. and you call yourselves fans

Yeah there has been the re-occurring Gary bits, but they have been classics that help build the legend of babba boey. On top of that, the guy is genuinely funny and been great addition to the show for years. I'm looking forward to a week of funny shit. Sal never stops.

Congrats Sal!!

there are so many people who will never even get the chance to go on the show for 1 day / let alone 5 ..........F the haters..


i agree with Rev BOB, have fun...everything else will fall into its own place

You hush, you. You were batting for 2 for 5 last week. Go back to your late shift, and play all the Patnera you want. ;)

Sal is already off to a rocky start in my book; that whole bit was okay; it sucks on radio, but would be funny for E!. The best part was that kid, that pretty much was funny.

But the whole thing with Gary is very thin; but hey, he, just like everyone before him, can work on Ronnie. That might prove to be very humorous for Sal this week. Sorry 3-5/////// i was the only one so far with any interveiws with the rich and famous.............they were edited for time..but gary thought they were very good....as for Sal he'll be just fine..

Sorry 3-5/////// i was the only one so far with any interveiws with the rich and famous.............they were edited for time..but gary thought they were very good....as for Sal he'll be just fine..
Not in my book. Your song, as I already stated, wasn't nearly as funny as it could've been; the only time you scored points with me was Thursday, the secret revelation (but even that wasn't what I was expecting; could've been better, of course), and Friday, the interview that turned into more KC bashing.

The fact that you fight with KC about his homosexuality is funny; the fag telling the other fag to come on out of the closet. That's a funny concept.

If in Howard's book, you went 3-5, then cool, but Howard's not the one voting, guys like me are...and guys like me, so far, while varying, already have our picks choosen for this point. So if the contest were to end this week, after Sal, Dan would have my vote.

Oh, and Cabbie, are they ever going to move you onto a time slot where you're guaranteed to get more than just a handful of listenners? :P
I kinda miss hearing you play DJ; hell, I miss the whole Cane/Cabbie show. Those were the days.

Thanks for the kind words guys. Mutt you're a great great freind. Cabbie, it was great seeing you this AM. Though you took it on the chin on these boards, you were very inspirational today and had a great attitiude.
Now we just need the Rev and Boots to get in there and finish the Job!
Tommorow should be alot of fun.

there are so many people who will never even get the chance to go on the show for 1 day / let alone 5 ..........F the haters..


i agree with Rev BOB, have fun...everything else will fall into its own place


to be on the show for me ..is amazing since i was a huge fan before going in there..it was listerning to stern that made me decide to be a comedian and to think that one day i would be on there to me was a huge goal..that show is bigger then anything..i cant think of any tv show or radio show that even comes close to what you can archive from sitting in front of the king...whether someone else wins or i get in and win...YOU CANT BEAT IT..its the top of the hill... that show and everyone thats on it has a part to play :cool:

to be on the show for me ..is amazing since i was a huge fan before going in there..it was listerning to stern that made me decide to be a comedian and to think that one day i would be on there to me was a huge goal..that show is bigger then anything..i cant think of any tv show or radio show that even comes close to what you can archive from sitting in front of the king...whether someone else wins or i get in and win...YOU CANT BEAT IT..its the top of the hill that show and everyone thats on it has a part to play :cool: amen........to suzzballs like us its MECCA/// anyone who can hang in the "TOUGHEST ROOM IN SHOW BIZ" and be asked to come back is the man in my book....think of how many Hollywood types have come in only to NEVER be asked to come back////???

amen........to suzzballs like us its MECCA/// anyone who can hang in the "TOUGHEST ROOM IN SHOW BIZ" and be asked to come back is the man in my book....think of how many Hollywood types have come in only to NEVER be asked to come back////???

ive sat there and heard him say nah to big names i was HOLY SHIT.. :D

ive sat there and heard him say nah to big names i was HOLY SHIT.. :D that is why i'm honored everytime i get to go in and do my thing....the haters can say what they will,but the fact is Howard knows what he wants and whats best for his show.....and those who hate us would kill for the shot...and even if they got said shot, how many of those same fucks would ever be asked to come back in////??????




and i know what you mean about BIG names...real BIG names...right?

that is why i'm honored everytime i get to go in and do my thing....the haters can say what they will,but the fact is Howard knows what he wants and whats best for his show.....and those who hate us would kill for the shot...and even if they got said shot, how many of those same fucks would ever be asked to come back in////??????




and i know what you mean about BIG names...real BIG names...right?


he tottaly does....i remeber being in the studio and they were saying huge names and he was like nah..who else..i couldnt beleive it...thats why being on there is my highlight and always will be..that show makes ya..whether they say something good about you one day or bad its all good...i couldnt thank him enough for what that show has done for me and the people ive met there who i like hanging withand became friends with and allways will be with all of them

he tottaly does....i remeber being in the studio and they were saying huge names and he was like nah..who else..i couldnt beleive it...thats why being on there is my highlight and always will be..that show makes ya..whether they say something good about you one day or bad its all good...i couldnt thank him enough for what that show has done for me and the people ive met there who i like hanging withand became friends with and allways will be with all of them 100% correct...i have met more good friends through the show,by way of the show then in the real world..because the people are real...what you see is what you get..none of the phoney BS you get in the world///

I am sorry that I missed Sal today because I love when he goes after Gary, that is his signature play, which is why I liked Cabbie's getting Gary on his breath and Howard agreeing, that stuff has been missing for a long time and I love it. I hope Sal goes after Gary again and I get to hear it (plus Tom Chiasano), Sal's best bit ever was when he was using John the Stutterer like a puppet to fling out insults to everyone, very edgy.

My feeling now is that Boots will be # 9 and Rev # 10. Keeping my fingers crossed for you guys. Whomever gets next week is one lucky Mofo.

It's easy to judge from the keyboard. Everyone's a critic on the internet, but those angry voices are few and far between. Most know the real deal, love the show, and all of you involved with it.

I like Sal. He will bust everyone's balls including Howard.

Great radio......damn he's fuckin' with everyone...... Gary, Ronnie, Tom and Scott.

Sal continues to kick ass! I was waiting for Scott to blow up like he did on Gange that time and start screaming at the top of his lungs! Well, there's 3 more days for him to keep pushing his buttons!

Keep up the good work Buddy!

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Fuckin' Homerun Today Sal!

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I GET TIRED OF HIM RANTING ON GARY....WE ALL KNOW HE HAS BAD TEETH, LIPS & BREATHE.......WE HEARD THAT HUNDREDS OF TIMES.......GET SOME NEW MATERIAL......YOU ARE LAME, HELL CABBIE WAS EVEN BETTER...

SO FAR I RANK THEM

#1 DAN
#2 JOHN THS STTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUTTTTTER
#3 CABBIE
#4 SAL THE POLE SMOKER ...ERRRR..STOCK BROKER

Damn man...i heard him mixing up with all sorts of peeps.....what show were you listening too?

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Fuckin' Homerun Today Sal!


THATS A HOMERUN ON A T-BALL FIELD MAYBE...HE DONT BELONG IN THE STUDIO!

THATS A HOMERUN ON A T-BALL FIELD MAYBE...HE DONT BELONG IN THE STUDIO!

oh stop the hate...stop it now. :nono: :spit:

im not hating...Sal has made some good bits, but its getting old him ranting on Gary all the time, he needs new material....

Sal and Dan are the best so far, by far.

Wow, what a day. Let the haters hate and all others be great.
To have the support on my freinds here means the world to me.
Thanks guys. -Sal

great job sal... great show today

Balls of steel Sal!!! Going up against Tom takes alot of nerve. I think the folks that rag on you, Cabbie, etc., are just very envious of the opporunity you're getting and can't even be big enough to give credit when its due! I sure hope Beth-O will talk to you, would be great, (still love that Beth-O talking to her Dad call you did!) :)

Balls of steel Sal!!! Going up against Tom takes alot of nerve. I think the folks that rag on you, Cabbie, etc., are just very envious of the opporunity you're getting and can't even be big enough to give credit when its due! I sure hope Beth-O will talk to you, would be great, (still love that Beth-O talking to her Dad call you did!) :)

:scratch: Cabbie has been very complimentary of Sal in this thread....

SAL ROCKS :cool:

:scratch: Cabbie has been very complimentary of Sal in this thread....

SAL ROCKS :cool:

Sorry, bad grammer, I know Cabbie's been supportive of Sal & Dan, I was trying to say that there are some posters on the board who can't do anything but rag on them (Sal, Cabbie, etc)when they deserve some congrats and props! DOH!

Sorry, bad grammer, I know Cabbie's been supportive of Sal & Dan, I was trying to say that there are some posters on the board who can't do anything but rag on them (Sal, Cabbie, etc)when they deserve some congrats and props! DOH!

ooops..now it makes sense to me DOH! :p

:scratch: Cabbie has been very complimentary of Sal in this thread....
he wants to get his hands on Sals anteater!
:banana:

sal's anti-Toms signs were the best! i almost burst a gut!
:j1: :j2: :j3: :rollin:

Sal -

You were great!

I sat in my car for 30 minutes before going into the office because I wanted to hear the end of your bit.

Great job!

I'd like to see the anti tom signs. sal post em :)

Good luck, Sal.

You've been great so far!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sal has been hilarious so far. far better than cabby and a little better than dan. still no one can touch john the stutterer. he WILL win.

i think only the great beetlejuice could top john the stutterer. but beet is tough to work with so im guessing he is out

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Fuckin' Homerun Today Sal!

Great pic as usual, Dr I! :tu:


Sal, great job today. I hope you can turn the interview with BethHo into a grand slam!!

..... I hope you can turn the interview with BethHo into a grand slam!!

I cant see that interview going anywhere but great and beyond.

Anyone have any idea what questions sal is going to ask? Hopefully sal gets personal and asks some embarrassing questions that we don't know about them.

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hahaha that's great ivan. :hw:

Sal wrapped up nicely this morning.
The Fred bit was amazing. You know he got under his skin.
And you know Fred has to do his own show under his breath. He's keyed into Howard better than anyone else on the show.

Sal's Bababooey song had me laughing out loud. Nice work.

Sal suprised me.

The only thing that bothers me about Sal is his relentlessness in giving Gary shit.

Gary deserves, at least a little, respect.

John never gave Gary any respect either.

Sal Uncle Paulie Ruled Great Job This WK!!!

Sal wouldnt be able to bust garys balls all of the time, it will get old and I think Sal is smart enough to realize that. Also, I think Sal should have to atleast box gary before he gets signed up. You cant constantly attack gary and start a hate group against him, unless you can back it up and not be a puss about it. Sals funny, but hes also a huge Puss.

Actually Deez, his "bust Gary's balls" act is already old and tired. He needs a new act. Hey, I got one. He can STFU, that would work. :D

Sal's whole entire game is bag on Bababooey. Sure, every now and then, its funny. But it is tiresome after a while. I wish Gary just knocked him out one time. Sal's too much of a pussy to box Gary.

gary would trip over his own teeth!

Vote for Sal, he is the candidate for John's job that Gary Hates most. What was it what was so lovealbe about that piece of human floatstram, John Melendez? The fact that he was a traitor and a shnur? The fact that everyone on the show hated John? The fact that John was a pathologial liar?

No we loved John because he Gary hated him like Bush hate Michael Moore.

John was a constant pain in Garys ass. Sal will be like 48 root canals going on inside Garys head EVERY DAY. One day Garys head may explode like a sceen from the movie Scanners. We'll get to watch in on E! in slow motion.

Sal was the guy that had the guts to put the tacky signs on Tom Cheepasano's office. Tom hates Sal the most of all the contestants. Yucko is a one trick pony and you know that some day soon the Feds are going to find human body parts in his fridge.

Cabbie had the girlfriend sing the Casey's Gay song, that was a hit, so hire girlfriend to voice Sals lyrics.
(Yesterday, by McCartney)
Gary's Teeth,
They're so big, they make weep,
They're as big as Irish Sheep,
(you get the idea)...

So, VOTE FOR, the Guy Gary and Tom hate most.
Tallblondemale....(Los Angeles aka KOA Republicans)

Vote for Boots!
:ps:The only reasonable choice for John's Job. :ps:

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