View Full Version : Artie Carried Off Stage Wed


Mutt
05-13-2004, 11:46 PM
As you've all heard by now, Artie was outta control Wednesday. God damn Vegas style outta control. They had to carry him off stage. He trashed backstage, they wheeled him to the room in a wheelchair, and then he trashed his room. God damn rock star shit! E! caught it on tape so be sure to watch next week for the video. Here's a little taste. Listen tomorrow morning for Howard's recap to Artie's escapades after the show and later at Spearmint Rhino

Purity Knight
05-13-2004, 11:49 PM
Damn... he might have went a little overboard this weekend. Between being annihilated to the point that he was annoying on his job to losing what, 25k ?!?!

Crazy drunk bastard.

ROYSPHLEGM
05-13-2004, 11:53 PM
how much was he drinking? He's got a huge tolerence for alcohol. Was he drinking more than usual or do you think arriving early to Vegas may have just been one day to many? Lack of sleep and all that.

Cling to me
05-14-2004, 12:12 AM
Jesus. I hope he really gets some help. That is kind of scary.

On the other hand, that was hilarious. Thanks Mutt.

Prince
05-14-2004, 12:14 AM
WOW!! that was great mutt :cool: I can't wait to see more! nice teaser ;) :D :cool:

I can't believe he just wakes up and starts again the next day.. shit he had that baseball thing the next day?? right.. WOW artie is the man :cool:

slitlobes
05-14-2004, 12:57 AM
AWESOME!! SIMPLY F-ING AWESOME!!!!

Cling to me
05-14-2004, 01:39 AM
I wonder what Gary was saying. It kind of looks like


Seacrest OUUUUUUUT

slitlobes
05-14-2004, 01:45 AM
hes saying ARTIE OUT!!!

in this case it has perfect meaning

ARTIE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greymatters
05-14-2004, 02:10 AM
I can only get the sound, what codec is needed?

morrissey
05-14-2004, 10:32 AM
Damn... he might have went a little overboard this weekend. Between being annihilated to the point that he was annoying on his job to losing what, 25k ?!?!

Crazy drunk bastard.


Artie?!?!?!?! Annoying!?!?!?!?

NYCLOWLIFE
05-14-2004, 11:41 AM
Oh Man, that guy can drink with the best of em... errr maybe the worst of em. godbless.

ZerosGhost
05-14-2004, 08:49 PM
I gotta remember to watch the E! shows next week. That's fucking priceless.

kali
05-15-2004, 08:21 AM
I can only get the sound, what codec is needed? i can see it with WinAmp5 (which really is a great program!!)

Mutt
05-15-2004, 09:20 AM
I have a bunch of blurry stills from this too. they are in the gallery int he wed pics. I left them in even though they are blurry as shit, because Arties expressions are priceless.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/watermark.php?image_file=/album36/8_011.sized.jpg

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_016
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_018
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_012
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_010
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_013
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_015
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_011
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_026
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_025
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_022
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/gallery/album36/8_024

ZerosGhost
05-16-2004, 12:23 AM
Ha ha haaaa

Those are priceless!!!

starless
05-16-2004, 03:42 PM
is there footage of Artie's Spearmint Rhino gig? i thought i heard Howard mention the video was broadcast over the Hard Rock's cable system..

hey now

The Pipe
11-14-2004, 06:46 AM
I wanna party with artie that guys is fuckin allright

sawdusk
01-08-2005, 10:27 PM
HAHAHAHAHAH

killerclown88
01-12-2005, 07:32 PM
what the f>>> i can't see the video or the pics. this blows

timjohnstone
04-28-2005, 03:18 AM
That is the funniest video ever

Albino_Negro
10-20-2005, 08:19 AM
LMAO, man I've heard about this but never got a chance to see it. Artie's the man!

sludge
10-29-2005, 08:33 AM
artie is the best drunk ever. He needs to jump off that wagon and chug some J.D. before he depresses us all.

hndsmepete
10-29-2005, 05:56 PM
Artie is the man! Keep on Chuggin'

vanhawkwind
10-29-2005, 07:49 PM
Artie is the man! Or maybe the animal. [img]

ehaheh
12-02-2005, 10:06 PM
http://img109.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc229&imhttp://img109.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc229&image=8bc_beer6.jpgage=8bc_beer6.jpg

ehaheh
12-02-2005, 10:36 PM
http://img109.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc229&image=8bc_beer6.jpg

HonKongCharlie
12-12-2005, 01:47 AM
One of the greatest moments in modern history!!! Artie is the man!

Blaze123
12-20-2005, 11:29 PM
HAHA nice vid, All the talk about it on the show but i never seen the video or any of the pics

donmt
12-22-2005, 05:02 PM
hammer time

TMCP
12-27-2005, 09:41 PM
I have to say, of the crew I honestly think Artie is in the #1 spot. Then Howard, Gary, Fred, High pitch and Robyn

its my 1st time here so Hey Now

jackel199
01-02-2006, 12:28 PM
seen it on demand LOVE it my fav that 1 and jeff the drunk.NASTY ASS jeff.:beer::drunk::barfs:NO MORE NO MORE BULLSHIT!!!

madalchamist
01-06-2006, 07:17 AM
jesus how much he have too drink! heard loads about it and pissed myself when i saw the stills, the expression on he's face is priceless. Shame the vid isnt longer! :)

hay now
01-06-2006, 09:28 AM
THANKS ARTIE FOR GETTING FUCKED UP ONE MORE TIME I LOVE IT GREAT FOOTAGE!!

freddyfreaker
01-09-2006, 10:56 AM
Nice

mohde
01-25-2006, 10:19 AM
Artie! Arite! :cool:

Artie'sFutureEx
02-16-2006, 07:26 PM
That was frightening really. LOL The best part is when he goes off the back of the couch. Performance Art?

fchambers1
02-22-2006, 08:32 PM
artie, you are my hero!!! ;) :D

boston_Gillman
03-07-2006, 08:02 AM
we love artie

Luxembourg
03-07-2006, 08:58 AM
That was frightening really. LOL The best part is when he goes off the back of the couch. Performance Art?

A couple of inches to the right and he would have planted his face on the chair or the table... Wow... How lucky a drunk can be :D


Artie Decathlon:

Drink and tip over,
Get your belly slapped by a hot chick,
Get carried,
Throw Pizza around,
Get wheeled around in a chair,
Call Joey a "Fag",
Slam into wall getting up,
Jump the couch,
Yell from balcony,
Fall out of bed

Olympics in Vegas, yeah Baby !

RandomAnthony
03-27-2006, 12:25 AM
"I'm not gonna lie to ya, I've been drinking" :D That smiley face looks like TA TA TOOTHEY. :D

pudgeman11
03-27-2006, 07:46 PM
artie's the man

discrates
03-30-2006, 11:26 AM
:D :ec: ARTIE'S THE MAN KEEP DRINKING

Joe.Breezy
03-31-2006, 06:33 PM
I wanna party with Artie. He's the Man.

spikelee
04-01-2006, 08:58 PM
Artie's funny, but what of talent! I'm talking about his self-destructive behavior.

MosesBlimey
04-11-2006, 06:59 PM
can only imagine what he was like when he was cramming drugs down his neck all the time! the guy is hilarious and making non-stop jokes no matter how crushed out he is. awesome.

Mugg691
04-11-2006, 09:48 PM
Dude, Artie is great...I mean, how many other fat, drunk...fat guys do you know of that are so damn funny...and can eat a case of devil dogs in a matter of days...God bless you Artie Lange, and may you live as long a life as your heart can sustain.

doormantoo
04-15-2006, 03:55 AM
nice!!

jasoncaira
04-16-2006, 08:36 PM
that rules.


are the E shows still on??!? i didn't know that!

SJHOG
04-27-2006, 11:10 AM
Dude, Artie is great...I mean, how many other fat, drunk...fat guys do you know of that are so damn funny...and can eat a case of devil dogs in a matter of days...God bless you Artie Lange, and may you live as long a life as your heart can sustain.

and that poor f'in bloated liver :p

kmkblazin420
05-01-2006, 06:49 AM
Damn Artie is a fuckin mess

jimmy beck
05-21-2006, 11:14 AM
i wish i could see it but i dont feel like downloading it :D

god_hates_fags
05-25-2006, 07:57 PM
artie needs help bad

HeyNowBigFan
06-02-2006, 02:41 PM
Artie drunk in Vegas is one of my top picks from Howard TV. The other is Richard getting waxed...peed my pants listening to him moan and scream and make never-before-heard sounds. Wish they'd put that back up on HTV. Wish I had recorded it. LOVE HTV...E! was a poor substitute. Who knew nirvana lay just on the other side of this battle. Life is sweet!

danny084
06-03-2006, 09:49 PM
Out of CONTROL as he is....he is still BETTER than jackie!!!!

heyyomofo
06-04-2006, 10:07 PM
Out of CONTROL as he is....he is still BETTER than jackie!!!!


Thats just 1 of the many reasons hes better than jokefag Martling

RICCO37#56
06-14-2006, 12:53 AM
how do you view the clip? there MUTT???

yugga
06-15-2006, 11:36 PM
Artie rocks the hizzouse!!!

Thomas Wittek
06-17-2006, 05:20 PM
At least he has his coke problem under control......

buzzusmc
06-19-2006, 05:47 AM
stop drinking and go to therapy

beerbong
06-19-2006, 11:04 AM
atta boy artie

FSUjdh
06-19-2006, 11:54 AM
ridiculous

chaney67
06-30-2006, 11:09 AM
Ah, the good ole days.
I keep looking for Artie to show up at "the meeting", but it just seems to be a bunch of losers like me.

Drex
06-30-2006, 12:29 PM
funny shit :jj:

noalone
07-01-2006, 03:16 PM
go f-n artie!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

GoodyDickman
07-05-2006, 07:37 AM
The FBI finally caught up with Artie....He is on the FBIs most wanted list..

http://img143.imagevenue.com/loc188/th_92525_artie.jpg (http://img143.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc188&image=92525_artie.jpg)

Rexa
07-05-2006, 01:50 PM
That fat drinking machine is my new hero !

stevehenry68
07-10-2006, 10:10 PM
ARTIE RULES!!!!! :cool:

Sleepstalker
07-16-2006, 11:01 AM
Alla you holier than thou ...Artie shouldn't drink , donkey blowers should go hang with Eric the midget. It's Artie's life he can do what the fuck he pleases. Artie ROX period.. :cool:

ronr8256
07-19-2006, 06:35 PM
Artie My Brother getting fucked up is ok but not when it comes to seeing the show.

PrinceofDrunks
07-26-2006, 03:34 PM
Now, more than ever, artie is my hero.

wshawntaylor
07-26-2006, 09:36 PM
HAHA

rockcliff99
07-27-2006, 08:04 AM
artie rocks

hamy819
08-02-2006, 04:58 PM
thats preety funny
:o

excalibur921
08-04-2006, 03:09 PM
OUTSTANDING ARTIE!!! You never fail to please.


"goat"

alien43
08-07-2006, 03:53 PM
people need to learn not to fuck with Artie.....he was ready to beat the fuck out of the "Diceman"...and he wasn't even drunk...muthafucker is such a bad ass....Artie!, Artie!, Artie!, Artie!

sprice79
08-15-2006, 06:11 PM
Awsome, Artie knows how to throw down in Vegas

daiuto
09-07-2006, 08:05 AM
I've never seen anyone this loaded in my life.

sailphast
09-08-2006, 02:32 PM
Just saw this on Howard TV. It was awsome. I could Drink with Artie and then F up some Hotel rooms.

deasotic
09-12-2006, 10:01 AM
that's the way to be

PrinceofDrunks
09-14-2006, 07:30 PM
Dear God. My hero. I love being carried off after a night of drinking. ANd being told what I did the next day.

Silly6369
09-29-2006, 11:44 AM
Artie's the best.

tallody
10-11-2006, 02:06 PM
The AVI was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

ARTIE KILLS ME!!!!!!!!!

uncledrunk
10-22-2006, 07:27 AM
thats pretty fuckin cool! :D

cmac771
10-22-2006, 07:32 AM
i cannot wait to hear about this on monday. i gonna be hilarious

artie's_poptart
10-22-2006, 07:40 AM
i cannot wait to hear about this on monday. i gonna be hilarious

Uh, you're not gonna hear about it - did you notice this thread is from 5/2004? You're a little late...

artistbehr
10-22-2006, 08:37 AM
I can only get the sound, what codec is needed?
You must have a Mac. Get a program called VLC. It's freeware

joeyb8420
10-22-2006, 12:56 PM
funny i saw that on tv hilarious

DickGizinya
10-27-2006, 05:42 AM
He should have his own show, "Chasing the Dragon" with Artie

zajine
10-27-2006, 06:01 AM
WTF why are you posting on something that happened over 2 years ago?

vikingsprink
10-27-2006, 09:58 AM
Artie is the king, that man is extreme about everything .

wsucougs8
10-28-2006, 11:48 AM
jesus christ! now that's something jackie would have never done, not good enough to pull something like that off

mckeev23
10-29-2006, 09:22 PM
this is Artie at his best...

dinseydog
11-01-2006, 04:24 PM
As you've all heard by now, Artie was outta control Wednesday. God damn Vegas style outta control. They had to carry him off stage. He trashed backstage, they wheeled him to the room in a wheelchair, and then he trashed his room. God damn rock star shit! E! caught it on tape so be sure to watch next week for the video. Here's a little taste. Listen tomorrow morning for Howard's recap to Artie's escapades after the show and later at Spearmint Rhino this is great. these rules are effin stupid. just like howard said on the show you effed this cool thing up. you said you get enough money, but yet you say give me money and you dont have to do the bull-sh*t. o well i guess everyone wants to be a rich nerd, but you know whats funny, your a big fat dork

0x00000000
11-02-2006, 07:09 AM
ARTIE RULES

JoeyBoots
11-05-2006, 02:03 PM
this is great. these rules are effin stupid. just like howard said on the show you effed this cool thing up. you said you get enough money, but yet you say give me money and you dont have to do the bull-sh*t. o well i guess everyone wants to be a rich nerd, but you know whats funny, your a big fat dork

im sorry did you say something?

dinseydog
dead account

Froggy
11-05-2006, 02:22 PM
I can only get the sound, what codec is needed?

I can only play it with VLC Media Player http://www.videolan.org

bumpy
11-17-2006, 07:54 AM
gotta reply so i can get up to the next peg harleys and comics rule or i's rather have a bottle in front of me that a frontal lobotomy bmp

wellcraft290
12-01-2006, 10:29 AM
very funny poor artie

pizzaman1
12-27-2006, 03:38 AM
god bless artie

joeypajamas
12-31-2006, 03:44 PM
One word Artie ..... SALAD !!!

TRB123
01-09-2007, 10:18 AM
Artie is the greatest... he will be missed, soon!

Sluggy
01-09-2007, 10:46 AM
Yeah...

thailegacy
01-12-2007, 04:34 PM
haaha lmao

he still doin drugs?

jackflap
01-20-2007, 12:29 AM
FUCKING ASSHOLE

Nibbs27
01-24-2007, 02:55 PM
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :afs:

Muffincake
01-25-2007, 02:06 AM
hey Artie, we still luv ya!!

TRB123
01-27-2007, 10:53 PM
ARTIE!!!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

grovero
05-29-2008, 06:52 AM
Artie is a train wreck, albeit a very funny one!!

deepercutting
07-15-2008, 02:13 AM
He's on the wagon. An hour later he remembers he already fell off. What a funny mess.

jjhackley
07-21-2008, 07:58 PM
Keep it up Artieeee

mpls05
04-02-2009, 03:55 PM
Looking good lol

Sternamania
04-02-2009, 07:22 PM
Artie is great. I find him much funnier than Jackie. :)

13utchy
11-18-2009, 04:21 PM
Fire him!