Whenever you go in they are constantly harrassing you to open a fucking account......

They want to love you long time and get you to accept a credit card from them so they can loan you money at 18%... they need a constant flow of suckers for their shitty products, all of which mean cash flow to them.

I want topless, nubile 18-year old female bank tellers if they want my business... Christ, I'd cash six checks a day, one at a time, if there were hot little fuckbunnies with their mams out at the bank...