I ran into Jim Tuesday, and he was nice enough to throw me an advance copy of his latest CD: Terrorizing Telemarketers Volume IV, due to be released in about 2 weeks. Needless to say, I popped it into the CD player immediately, and thank God I had my trusty tub of baby wipes riding shotgun with me to clean up after I nearly messed my pants! Jim never fails to deliver the goods, relentlessly yanking the cranks of all who make the mistake of dialing his phone number. I always tell myself that there is no way Jim can outdo his previous collection whenever he comes out with a new one, and he proves me wrong again and again. I'll write a full review later and post it on my site, but for the time being, take my word for it that he has taken it to the next level, and every call will have you rolling on the floor (or sitting high on your seat if you listen while driving). I haven't checked, but I imagine that it will be available for ordering on his site, www.jimflorentine.com in the very near future. I'm pretty sure that he books an appearance on the Stern Show when his CD's come out, so keep your eyes and ears peeled for him on the show real soon.

Jim is the King of that shit.. I can listen to those
Cd's over and over again... and laugh everytime.
And its the little stuff that he says in between the lines
that are sooo classic.:D

By the way for anyone that doesnt have the
DVD 'Meet The Creeps" I highly suggest you run
out and buy it.. the funniest DVD out there..
I am not kidding. These guys should get Oscars.
No one can act that well live on the spirit of the moment
doing shit. This is one of those DVD'S you pop in when you
have friends over drinking. Great party entertaining DVD.
I watched mine over and over again and laugh every fucking
time!! Cant wait for "Meet The Creeps 2" :D

http://www.JimFlorentine.com/flash/banner2.swf

Florentine is great, a very funny bastard but.... isnt it time for something new?

Florentine is great, a very funny bastard but.... isnt it time for something new?

what are you talking about he has a new CD..
this shit never gets old. and he is the creator of this
type of telemarketer cranks. Its his thing.. and he does
it fucking awesome. He took crank calling to a whole
new other level. And there for he is a genius.

Like I said check out his DVD "Meet the Creeps"
then you will see how well rounded he is..
Florentine is one of those comics where he doesn't
have to try hard to be funny, he just is.
And he does it with such good skill ( like Robert Deniro with
acting) that you dont realize how god damn genius he is..
so you listen to it over and over again.

Like Rev Bob levy.. if you ever went to one of Bobby's
live shows.. you will see an amazing art of someone working
the room. its fucking incredible !!

Florentine is great, a very funny bastard but.... isnt it time for something new?


Sure, and maybe we should suggest to AC/DC that they've done too may rock albums, and perhaps they should become a string quintet....

Dan---I voted for you like I said--where did the pic end up you took of me? vote for dan----Are you going to the dysfunctional picnic? I am going to try---I was the chic by the pool---There are pics posted for Vegas 2004 that you were in too--- :)

HI Dan--Someone is logging in under my name "Fire" and is posting not only my personal email address but saying mean things to people and now Mutt has a poll to kick me off btw me and Boots---I think Boots is a cool guy---Can VIP members hack into an account? Is there any way to stop it...I just discovered this website and I dont want to get kicked off for something I did not post!!!!!

HI Dan--Someone is logging in under my name "Fire" and is posting not only my personal email address but saying mean things to people and now Mutt has a poll to kick me off btw me and Boots---I think Boots is a cool guy---Can VIP members hack into an account? Is there any way to stop it...I just discovered this website and I dont want to get kicked off for something I did not post!!!!!

fuck ..that happend to you too :rolleyes:

Ok I know its a joke now--I freaked out---

i thought this cd might be kinda boring, but that call howard played was just fuckin hilarious, i bet this cd is great, im definitly gonna pick it up. florentine rules

i thought this cd might be kinda boring, but that call howard played was just fuckin hilarious, i bet this cd is great, im definitly gonna pick it up. florentine rules

You mean the call where he wanted meet the telemarketer at the Hotel and asked him what he looked like ahhaha.. I have never heard that one before. God damn I was rolling, that was the funniest shit. I have to say Florentine raised the bar on that one.
hahahaahh :p

same ol' same ol' :sadbye:

I cant wait to get my copy. Those calls Howard played are fucking great. Jim says this is the sickest one yet!!! Hell yeah!!!

i thought this cd might be kinda boring, but that call howard played was just fuckin hilarious, i bet this cd is great, im definitly gonna pick it up. florentine rules

:bow: :worship:
..and I rarely find comedians funny.

I couldn't stand this thread being 'stuck on # 13'; with me being the 13th poster.
:dontknow:

I couldn't stand this thread being 'stuck on # 13'; with me being the 13th poster.
:dontknow:


OCD? :D

I got my copy a couple of weeks back. Damn its great :D Jim and Don were fucking brutal I love it!!! You have to get this CD!!!

I got my copy a couple of weeks back. Damn its great :D Jim and Don were fucking brutal I love it!!! You have to get this CD!!!

Yeah Don also does some really funny shit on this one too, haha..

Don is one funny mother fucker for sure, got drunk with him and Kidd Chris a few weeks ago. And we were laughing at this guy wearing Dockers at this bar with this real young hottie from Miami. She came over to us and was talking to us and Don said is that your BF wearing those tight DOCKERS HAHHAHA.. and she was like nooo just a friend. Don was cutting in on the guy the whole night like I mean cutting in standing in between them talking to her. Well it worked.. she gave him her number hahaha..
she was cute and hot as hell and had some smoking titties on her!

By the way folks if you watched or have 'Meet The Creeps" DVD
and the "Flowers" bit with his Gf where his GF gets really pissed off and walks out of his apartment screaming at him after she finds out the Flowers he gave her were from a cemetery that someone left on a grave that he took. Well Don's gf after that scene really broke it off with him over that. I am not kidding. So thats how real that DVD is.. He said they broke up for a while because of that and said she was sooo pissed she wouldn't even talk to him. :p

Now that is being committed to a project , thats why that DVD rules!!! :p

I downloaded Terrorizing Telemarketers IV last night and haven't stopped laughing yet.

Very funny stuff.
I hear Florentine will be doing shows with Dice in the near future.
I do not care for Dice but would go just to see Florentine.