View Full Version : Celebrity MILF thread (40+ ONLY)


bobbytomorow
12-09-2007, 11:27 PM
Jennifer Tilly
D.O.B-1958



http://www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com/tgp2/jennifer_tilly/thumbs/nude_celebrity_6.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/babylon-x/jennifer-tilly/jennifer-tilly_05.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-09-2007, 11:30 PM
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jennifer_tilly/jennifer_tilley_cleavage_playing_poker_05.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-09-2007, 11:35 PM
Famke Jansen
D.O.B-1965

http://www.20th-century-sex.com/stars/famke-janssen/famke-janssen_18.jpg
http://www.starsmaster.com/f/famke_janssen_02/pics/famke_janssen_07.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-09-2007, 11:39 PM
Janice Dickinson
D.O.B-1955

http://celebrity-tgp.com/397j/10.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-020.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-025.jpg

otto02
12-09-2007, 11:42 PM
Janice Dickinson
D.O.B-1955

http://celebrity-tgp.com/397j/10.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-020.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-025.jpg So fucking annoying.

nybandit2403
12-09-2007, 11:44 PM
Elizabeth Hurley should be included here...I think she qualifies

Pimp4hire
12-09-2007, 11:46 PM
NOt sure what her age is but MILF FOR SURE!
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Coco_Nicole_Austin_ps14.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/coco13_46a48c97eb7f2.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/coco14_46a48c97e8ceb.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/20070518-Coco_Big_Tits2.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/coco05160702.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_48.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_92.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_93.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_95.jpg

wvsarafan
12-09-2007, 11:56 PM
Two top notch ones IMO.


http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/diane-lane/pictures/diane-lane-picture-6.jpg

http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/sandra_bullock_suede_shoes.jpg


Sandra Bullock, b. July 26, 1964 and Diane Lane, b. January 22, 1965

slopeboy40
12-10-2007, 10:54 AM
Bullock.... B O I N G!!!!

Case a Beer
12-10-2007, 11:07 AM
Jennifer Tilly
D.O.B-1958



http://www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com/tgp2/jennifer_tilly/thumbs/nude_celebrity_6.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/babylon-x/jennifer-tilly/jennifer-tilly_05.jpg

http://i17.tinypic.com/7wpargl.jpg

Case a Beer
12-10-2007, 11:08 AM
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6058_tilly_66736878.jpg

RaginAntelope
12-10-2007, 11:12 AM
Does Bullock have kids?!!!

sabian404
12-10-2007, 11:32 AM
http://www.marilyn-monroe-memorabilia.com/other%20legends/otherstars/demi_moore033.jpg

WillowGlen
12-10-2007, 12:56 PM
What part of the MILF definition is too confusing for you dipshits?


Jennifer Tilly: No Kids

Famke Jansen: No Kids

Sandra Bullock: No kids of her own. Jesse James has three

Janice Dickinson: Not fuckable

This thread is a massive failure.

sabian404
12-10-2007, 01:03 PM
What part of the MILF definition is too confusing for you dipshits?


Jennifer Tilly: No Kids

Famke Jansen: No Kids

Sandra Bullock: No kids of her own. Jesse James has three

Janice Dickinson: Not fuckable

This thread is a massive failure.

i followed the rules

monster_mangler
12-10-2007, 01:15 PM
http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/jennifer_tilly/jennifer_tilley_cleavage_playing_poker_05.jpg

Any thread that shows these great tits aint no failure.....just it's title is a bit misguided tis all :D

wavygravy15
12-10-2007, 01:33 PM
http://www.celebrity-bigbrother.com/images/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_boobs_3.jpg

this is a celebrity milf

sabian404
12-10-2007, 01:45 PM
^^^Hottest of The Hot^^^

arvel
12-10-2007, 03:20 PM
Dickinson is a skank!

monsterick
12-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Beth-O is a future MILF :p

sixsixsix666
12-10-2007, 04:40 PM
Dana Delany...I love her.

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/95/42/0000009542_20060920162943.jpg
http://www.chauffeurdebuzz.com/doc/dana.jpg

nobody
12-10-2007, 05:29 PM
What part of the MILF definition is too confusing for you dipshits?


Jennifer Tilly: No Kids

Famke Jansen: No Kids

Sandra Bullock: No kids of her own. Jesse James has three

Janice Dickinson: Not fuckable

This thread is a massive failure.

if you werent such a fag you wouldnt know that so it wouldnt matter.

NAU UltraRunner
12-10-2007, 05:32 PM
Patricia Heaton (ELR mom)
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/patriciaheaton/patricia_heaton_1.jpg
http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/noops542/patricia_heaton0508130015.jpg
http://extremecatholic.blogspot.com/images/Patricia-Heaton-with-cross-794x1200.jpg
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/2/3/Celebrity-Image-Patricia-Heaton-230572.jpg

Syxxpac78
12-10-2007, 05:39 PM
Diane Lane is 42 year old piece of ass.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/RedneckRayRay/d2.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/RedneckRayRay/d1-1.jpg

shoeyourhorse39
12-10-2007, 06:52 PM
very nice keep it going.

bobbytomorow
12-10-2007, 11:11 PM
I like how these old broads like showing off their tits :D

Jillian Barberie
D.O.B-1966

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/model/jillian-barberie/pictures/jillian-barberie-picture-1.jpg
http://ca.askmen.com/women/galleries/model/jillian-barberie/picture-4.html

And Pregnant...mmm....got milk?
http://celebritypregnancy.com/wp-content/images/jillian_barberie180.jpg

champ45823
12-10-2007, 11:13 PM
love it

bobbytomorow
12-11-2007, 12:26 AM
Gina Gershon
D.O.B-1962


http://www.celebsking.com/movie1/gina-gershon/gina-gershon-014.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/movie1/gina-gershon/gina-gershon-017.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-11-2007, 12:36 AM
Rosanna Arquette
D.O.B-1959

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/rosanna-arquette/pictures/rosanna-arquette-picture-1.jpg

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/4750/rosannaarquette16wx6.jpg
http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/6242/rosannaarquette12ag8.jpg

Glen Quagmire
12-11-2007, 02:29 AM
i'd love to give Susan my two foot cock. :mm:

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/5305/SusanLucci_Kambo_11146952_400.jpg
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/Lucci_JS52888419459.jpg
http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/16/62/0000031662_20060925192050.jpg
http://www.realself.com/system/files/u28/Lucci_susan.jpg
http://images.broadwayworld.com/upload/10522/beast19.jpg

Glen Quagmire
12-11-2007, 02:38 AM
mmmmm...Latina milf from the George Lopez show.

http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/M/v/O/shooterprempic4.jpg
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/George-Lopez/images/constance-marie-3.jpg
http://celebboots.com/pics/1984/constance_marie.jpg
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/6590/ActressCo_Steve_15006919_400.jpg
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/stardust/constance_marie/pre2.jpg

drlove06477
12-11-2007, 03:06 AM
Diane Lane is 42 year old piece of ass.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/RedneckRayRay/d2.jpg
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd163/RedneckRayRay/d1-1.jpg she gets my vote. she so hot in unfaithful.

btaz666
12-11-2007, 03:44 AM
Janice Dickinson
D.O.B-1955

http://celebrity-tgp.com/397j/10.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-020.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-025.jpg
Please remove.....she sickens me.

WillowGlen
12-11-2007, 11:37 AM
if you werent such a fag you wouldnt know that so it wouldnt matter.


Deflect all you want. It doesnt change the fact that youre a fucking moron.

Clit Eastwood.
12-11-2007, 11:40 AM
THE WINNER HANDS DOWN...

Clit Eastwood.
12-11-2007, 11:40 AM
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t132/NYAngler/04.jpg

Clit Eastwood.
12-11-2007, 11:53 AM
Still hot in her 40's
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t132/NYAngler/91838_cowboyhat_p_122_606lo.jpg

Clit Eastwood.
12-11-2007, 11:54 AM
.

NAU UltraRunner
12-11-2007, 02:13 PM
ooo shania is sexy. definitely a MILF

slopeboy40
12-11-2007, 05:34 PM
That's it, all done, Shania wins

sabian404
12-11-2007, 05:40 PM
Courtney Cox!

http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/courteney-cox1.jpg

josko
12-11-2007, 06:04 PM
More pics of Shania from the past few years

http://img190.imagevenue.com/loc569/th_17571_shaniamilf01_122_569lo.jpg (http://img190.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17571_shaniamilf01_122_569lo.jpg) http://img189.imagevenue.com/loc336/th_17577_shaniamilf02_122_336lo.jpg (http://img189.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17577_shaniamilf02_122_336lo.jpg) http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc650/th_17592_shaniamilf03_122_650lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17592_shaniamilf03_122_650lo.jpg) http://img124.imagevenue.com/loc633/th_17599_shaniamilf04_122_633lo.jpg (http://img124.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=17599_shaniamilf04_122_633lo.jpg)

She was born in 1965, she's 42, with a 6 year old son

porkys
12-11-2007, 11:01 PM
:bigup:

mestoph
12-13-2007, 01:46 PM
So fucking annoying.

Regarding Janice Dickinson: I'd put my dick in her mouth just to shut her up...

stemm71
12-13-2007, 02:43 PM
Courtney Cox!

http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/courteney-cox1.jpg

I'd stick my Cock in Cox's fart pipe!! fwap, fwap, fwap!!

BlackFLie
12-13-2007, 09:41 PM
that is a nice list.
but that janice needs to go. wtf is on her legs?

bobbytomorow
12-13-2007, 11:23 PM
Marcia Cross
D.O.B-1962

http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/5444/marciacross023ke2.jpg

http://www.nndb.com/people/789/000103480/marcia-cross-1.jpg

http://img112.imageshack.us/my.php?image=359dw.jpg

averagejoe3
12-14-2007, 01:04 AM
jennifer anniston? is she 40 yet?

gw1111
12-15-2007, 02:10 PM
number 1 shania twain but diane lane, theres something about her......oh ya shes sexy

Joyce Marie
12-15-2007, 06:39 PM
How about Mariska Hargitay of "Law & Order?" Her breasts looked luscious during her pregnancy. Guess that comes from her Momma's (Jayne Mansfield) good genes!!

bobbytomorow
12-16-2007, 01:39 AM
Maria Conchita Alonso (the bitch from Colors and Predator 2)
D.O.B-1957



http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/6826/alonso1ko5.jpg

Hers an oops upskirt of her recently :)

http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/maria_conchita_alonso/maria_conchita_alonso-upskirt_04.jpg

hottdamn
12-17-2007, 12:32 PM
http://img176.imagevenue.com/loc494/th_55582_cma2005b_122_494lo.jpg (http://img176.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc494&image=55582_cma2005b_122_494lo.jpg) http://img18.imagevenue.com/loc1099/th_55568_apprentice11-24-05b_122_1099lo.jpg (http://img18.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc1099&image=55568_apprentice11-24-05b_122_1099lo.jpg) http://img11.imagevenue.com/loc1138/th_55545_Cityline_11-17-05m_122_1138lo.JPG (http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc1138&image=55545_Cityline_11-17-05m_122_1138lo.JPG) http://img37.imagevenue.com/loc817/th_56991_acma2007r_122_817lo.jpg (http://img37.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc817&image=56991_acma2007r_122_817lo.jpg)

http://img147.imagevenue.com/loc902/th_56985_acma2007i_122_902lo.jpg (http://img147.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc902&image=56985_acma2007i_122_902lo.jpg) http://img140.imagevenue.com/loc546/th_56981_acma2007aa_122_546lo.jpg (http://img140.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc546&image=56981_acma2007aa_122_546lo.jpg) http://img141.imagevenue.com/loc361/th_56205_kennedycenterhonors12-06e_122_361lo.JPG (http://img141.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc361&image=56205_kennedycenterhonors12-06e_122_361lo.JPG) http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc899/th_97394_UP36_122_899lo.jpg (http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc899&image=97394_UP36_122_899lo.jpg)



Yup Shania wins. She's an incredibly healthy natural beauty. What a body, what a face, what a woman.

She can still turn heads and compete with the best of them, any age. :cool:

hottdamn
12-17-2007, 12:33 PM
http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc1117/th_49341_toronto-shopping-9-18-07_122_1117lo.jpg (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc1117&image=49341_toronto-shopping-9-18-07_122_1117lo.jpg) http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc745/th_49334_toronto-ET-9-14-07b_122_745lo.jpg (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc745&image=49334_toronto-ET-9-14-07b_122_745lo.jpg)http://img160.imagevenue.com/loc480/th_56163_toronto_holt_renfrew08-14-06_122_480lo.JPG (http://img160.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc480&image=56163_toronto_holt_renfrew08-14-06_122_480lo.JPG)

Three more. :)

WillowGlen
12-17-2007, 01:35 PM
http://www.gamemag.ru/pics/13246-Rachel_Weisz.jpg

http://www.celebpictureshub.com/img/rachel_weisz_0009.jpg

WillowGlen
12-18-2007, 10:10 PM
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Sheryl_Crow_Biography.jpg

http://www.celebirony.com/foto/modelle/Elle_Macpherson/elle_macpherson_grande1.jpg

grdspt
12-18-2007, 10:22 PM
great list so far

WillowGlen
12-18-2007, 10:45 PM
Or just go here

http://www.listaholic.com/celebrity-milf-hot-100-list-hot-mature-women.html

qwerty999
12-19-2007, 12:21 AM
Ok, I don't want to have to say this again so listen up: Diane Lane is by far the hottest milf in this thread or anywhere for that matter. No, it's not a matter of taste, and we will not agree to disagree, I'll have the Gestapo hunt you down and drag you through the streets while vicious dogs tear chunks from you. You will then be drawn and quartered while people laugh and say "what a fucking loser, if only he liked something besides child porn". Any questions?

bobbytomorow
12-19-2007, 12:29 AM
Mary Loise Parker
D.O.B-1964

http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/marylouiseparkernaked_2.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mary-louise-parker/pictures/mary-louise-parker-picture-1.jpg

DARKNIGHT
12-19-2007, 04:43 AM
Sonia Braga

D.O.B
1950

http://img7.imagevenue.com/loc807/th_60729_son1_123_807lo.jpg (http://img7.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60729_son1_123_807lo.jpg)http://img158.imagevenue.com/loc1144/th_60735_son3_.jpg (http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60735_son.jpg)

Zoomies
12-19-2007, 09:16 AM
Sonia Braga

D.O.B
1950

http://img7.imagevenue.com/loc807/th_60729_son1_123_807lo.jpg (http://img7.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60729_son1_123_807lo.jpg)http://img158.imagevenue.com/loc1144/th_60735_son3_123_1144lo.jpg (http://img158.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=60735_son3_123_1144lo.jpg)

Does it for me

nordictrak
12-19-2007, 11:25 AM
SHANIA TWAIN :jackoff:

The woman is as hot as any of those sluts half her age.

thebadguy
12-19-2007, 12:07 PM
I personally have always had a thing for Teri Hatcher DOB 12-08-64

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Teri_Hatcher_Biography.jpg

(I hope this posts properly it didn't last time I tried a pic)

bobbytomorow
12-19-2007, 12:46 PM
Teri Hatcher

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Teri_Hatcher_Biography.jpg

(Just wrap your image link in "[ img] [ /img]" tags mate)

thebadguy
12-19-2007, 12:55 PM
(Just wrap your image link in "[ img] [ /img]" tags mate) [/B]

Thanks I can't wait until I am able to edit my mistakes

nobody
12-19-2007, 02:47 PM
teri hatcher looks like the joker these days

sunhillsfinest
12-19-2007, 05:20 PM
Diane Lane tops my list, so fuckin hot

Bootyluver
12-20-2007, 01:59 AM
NOt sure what her age is but MILF FOR SURE!
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Coco_Nicole_Austin_ps14.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/coco13_46a48c97eb7f2.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/coco14_46a48c97e8ceb.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/20070518-Coco_Big_Tits2.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/coco05160702.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_48.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_92.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_93.jpg
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd261/Pimp4hireX69/Nicole_Austin_Coco_IceT_95.jpg

This lady is off dah hook...WOW

TheNeck
12-22-2007, 12:11 AM
What about 46 year old Heather Locklear, she is still hot for being 46.
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa13/TheNeck69/heather_locklear.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-22-2007, 08:10 AM
Yall know you would. An all time classi, Goldie Hawn AT 62 YEARS OLD!!!

http://deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/goldie_hawn/goldie_hawn-pokies_nasty_03.jpg

http://www.starzhunter.com/g/goldie_hawn_01/pics/goldie_hawn_07.jpg

I'd still hit it, thats prime time hollywood pussy it prolly smells like strawberries :P

Doctor30
12-22-2007, 02:59 PM
love those plastic surgeons!

nordictrak
12-22-2007, 05:47 PM
love those plastic surgeons!

Or women dedicated to good habits, diet and exercise.

drog2000
12-22-2007, 09:09 PM
Teri Hatcher

http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Teri_Hatcher_Biography.jpg

(Just wrap your image link in "[ img] [ /img]" tags mate)

Teri is BIG time MILF!!!!

bobbytomorow
12-25-2007, 11:59 PM
Elizabeth Perkins
D.O.B-1960

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/sr194-Perki33596396.jpg

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/5841-Perkin88323803.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-26-2007, 12:03 AM
Kelly Preston
D.O.B-1962

http://www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/6107_presto66442.jpg

http://www.20th-century-sex.com/stars/kelly-preston/kelly-preston_21.jpg

WillowGlen
12-26-2007, 04:08 PM
my favehttp://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/elizabeth-hurley-huge-tits-3.jpg

Clit Eastwood.
12-26-2007, 04:14 PM
Mary Loise Parker
D.O.B-1964

http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/marylouiseparkernaked_2.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mary-louise-parker/pictures/mary-louise-parker-picture-1.jpg
I met her at a 5 star lodge in New Zealand..She was with Billy Crudup when they were together, me and my exwife had drinks with them and shot the shit like regualt people...I didnt even know who I was hanging with until my wife told me whjen we got back to the room...She actually had Crudups baby and he left her.

Clit Eastwood.
12-26-2007, 04:16 PM
Martrina McBride
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee45/Rgerrald/Martina2.jpg

Clit Eastwood.
12-26-2007, 04:18 PM
Martina McBride, not sure exactly how old but shes a milf!!

Clit Eastwood.
12-26-2007, 04:19 PM
Martina McBride, not sure exactly how old but shes a milf!!

Clit Eastwood.
12-26-2007, 04:21 PM
The best of all MILFS is:

DILLIGAF3
12-26-2007, 04:33 PM
http://www.celebrity-bigbrother.com/images/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_boobs_3.jpg

this is a celebrity milf WINNER!!!! :bigclap:

WillowGlen
12-26-2007, 05:55 PM
I met her at a 5 star lodge in New Zealand..She was with Billy Crudup when they were together, me and my exwife had drinks with them and shot the shit like regualt people...I didnt even know who I was hanging with until my wife told me whjen we got back to the room...She actually had Crudups baby and he left her.

Its actually a little worse than that. He left her for Claire Danes when she was 7 months pregnant.


I used to like Martina McBride until she tried to claim that Sean Hannity was the worlds most honest journalist.

bobbytomorow
12-26-2007, 10:25 PM
I met her at a 5 star lodge in New Zealand..She was with Billy Crudup when they were together, me and my exwife had drinks with them and shot the shit like regualt people...I didnt even know who I was hanging with until my wife told me whjen we got back to the room...She actually had Crudups baby and he left her.

Holy shit mate. How was she in person? Cool? Hottie?

two1four
12-26-2007, 10:45 PM
What part of the MILF definition is too confusing for you dipshits?


Jennifer Tilly: No Kids

Famke Jansen: No Kids

Sandra Bullock: No kids of her own. Jesse James has three

Janice Dickinson: Not fuckable

This thread is a massive failure.

lmao!

CocaCola
12-26-2007, 10:59 PM
My vote goes to Lindsay Lohans Mom

bobbytomorow
12-27-2007, 03:31 AM
Dina Lohan
D.O.B-1962

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/images/photos/2007/03/22/6rsicp.jpg
http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/lindsay-lohans-mom-dina-lohan-is-kinda-hot/?Qwd=./dina-lohan-070609&Qif=dina-lohan-070609-5.jpg&Qiv=thumbs&Qis=M#qdig

GUSHERMAN
12-27-2007, 07:34 AM
OH-MY!
:ec:

hottdamn
12-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Howdy hoss?

Martina is 41, Shania you know is 42. Born in '66 and '65 respectfully and without a doubt, they are two fine MILFs that don't look their age; and have actually produced children. Honest MILFs. :D

WillowGlen
12-27-2007, 08:28 PM
Im sitting here watching Firebirds for the 900th time on Encore Action and i know shes a whackjob but id really love to nail Sean Young


http://www.m90.org/gallery/paparazzi/sean%20young%20see%20thru%203.jpg
http://images.absolutenow.com/rp/6114_young_sean_093.jpg
http://www.nude-celebs.com.ru/s/sean_young/sean_young_01.jpg

bobbytomorow
12-28-2007, 12:30 AM
Nice post WG, I forgot about Sean Young. Totally hot in Blade Runner.

potsie
12-28-2007, 01:51 AM
even if all the celebs on the thread have kids, I still like looking at them!

CuldesacJones
01-09-2008, 10:55 PM
nice thread i love it, good stuff

Assbaby
01-10-2008, 01:31 AM
What part of the MILF definition is too confusing for you dipshits?


Jennifer Tilly: No Kids

Famke Jansen: No Kids

Sandra Bullock: No kids of her own. Jesse James has three

Janice Dickinson: Not fuckable

This thread is a massive failure.

Agreed.

BUT

Kim Delaney
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd137/januaryjimilove/starz/kim_delaney.jpg

Assbaby
01-10-2008, 01:37 AM
Or just go here

http://www.listaholic.com/celebrity-milf-hot-100-list-hot-mature-women.html

I disagree with that top 10

Assbaby
01-10-2008, 01:42 AM
Tea Leoni
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd137/januaryjimilove/starz/tea_leoni_talk_magazine_wrjlTSO.jpg

Assbaby
01-10-2008, 01:43 AM
And an honorable mention (she's 39)

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd137/januaryjimilove/gwen10n01.jpg

bobbytomorow
01-10-2008, 02:45 AM
Jane Seymour
D.O.B-1951

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/JaneSeymourR_228x666.jpg
http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/getty/gyi0050766151.widec.jpg
http://members.fortunecity.com/noops059/jane_seymour1060.jpg

spleen9
01-10-2008, 05:33 AM
Sean Taylor is one whacked out broad.

Harleyb0y
01-10-2008, 11:54 AM
don't you need to have kids to be a Mom.I'd,Like to.Fuck?

Tropix
01-10-2008, 12:41 PM
It's a good thing Janice Dickinson had that reinforced panel there or her guts would have been spilling out everywhere. I agree with all the votes in favor of Shania Twain. Unfortunatley if you got with her, you'd have to act like you listened to that shit music of hers.

Shania and Sandra Lee have something in common. I like watching them on the tube with the sound off.

hottdamn
01-10-2008, 01:54 PM
And I would say Shania's voice is nearly as much a turn on as watching her. I want it all.

mpa59
01-10-2008, 02:24 PM
dian lane is f'n hot

WillowGlen
01-10-2008, 05:45 PM
Sean Taylor is one whacked out broad.




Sean Taylor is the Washington Redskins player who was killed earlier this year.



I was just watching CSI

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/marg-helgenberger/pictures/marg-helgenberger-picture-5.jpg

johnwon
01-13-2008, 01:59 PM
Tea Leomi is hot, so is Shania.

nitro24
01-13-2008, 02:17 PM
theres a few that are not so hot, but most are

Sternfan91
01-13-2008, 04:16 PM
Susan Sarandon...3 kids.

mickey711
01-13-2008, 04:43 PM
brooke burke anyone?

Sternfan91
01-13-2008, 04:49 PM
brooke burke anyone?
She's smoking but born in September 1971.

musicstudent
01-13-2008, 06:28 PM
shania, diane lane, and salma

shavey
01-13-2008, 10:37 PM
Diane Lane followed by Dana Dealney for me.

BigTitsMan
01-14-2008, 07:16 AM
Liz Hurley, hands fucking down.

Carl Jung
01-14-2008, 07:22 AM
Jennifer Tilly
D.O.B-1958




http://www.celebsking.com/babylon-x/jennifer-tilly/jennifer-tilly_05.jpg
Oh boy.

tc30star
01-14-2008, 11:00 AM
What about that crazy broad Jenna Elfman, I think she's 40+

DallasGatr
01-14-2008, 01:42 PM
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/sela-ward/pictures/sela-ward-picture-2.jpg


Sela Ward. Born in '56, 2 kids. And always HOT!

DallasGatr
01-14-2008, 01:45 PM
http://www.selawardtv.com/photos/bamacheers.jpg

Sela Ward 30 years ago....

musicstudent
01-14-2008, 02:12 PM
don't tell us when they were born, give us an age

Sternfan91
01-14-2008, 06:17 PM
don't tell us when they were born, give us an age
You're insanely lazy. Or you have the math skills of Miss Howard Stern. Born before Jan 14th 1968=40+

thetacobob
01-14-2008, 07:09 PM
Defiantly fun to fuck in the asshole, I bet.
:ass2mouth

Janice Dickinson
D.O.B-1955

http://celebrity-tgp.com/397j/10.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-020.jpg
http://www.celebsking.com/fcma/janice-dickinson/janice-dickinson-025.jpg :ass2mouth

TheBubbaEffect
01-14-2008, 08:37 PM
Fuck that skank...

Sternfan91
01-14-2008, 09:18 PM
I wouldn't even hit that if I had a body condom on. lol

rbg247365j
03-28-2008, 12:38 AM
[img]http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/299392/Halle-Berry-Original.jpg[img]

she was born in 1966...

JC_RED
03-28-2008, 01:43 AM
http://www.celebrity-bigbrother.com/images/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_boobs_3.jpg

this is a celebrity milf

end of thread

jcurnal
03-28-2008, 10:08 AM
diane lane is my girl......

salma and jen tilly are more than welcome to joiin in though....

oj didn't do it
03-28-2008, 11:43 AM
dam

airecrew
03-31-2008, 11:13 AM
From my experience at swing clubs I'd say that the Milf's/40+ are the most fun adventureous girls. They may not all look like these fine specimens, but a lot are pretty damn nice and have the attitude that puts them over the top!

chomerya
03-31-2008, 02:52 PM
mod edit.. I love Ms Crow but keep her nips in adult please, thanks :) HW

chomerya
03-31-2008, 02:57 PM
http://img151.imagevenue.com/loc890/th_96814_kathy_ireland_d44_123_890lo.jpg (http://img151.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96814_kathy_ireland_d44_123_890lo.jp g)

http://img242.imagevenue.com/loc204/th_96827_kathy_ireland_last_123_204lo.jpg (http://img242.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=96827_kathy_ireland_last_123_204lo.j pg)

bobbytomorow
03-31-2008, 04:06 PM
I love that chick from weeds, theres another milf on that show too, whats her name? Elizabeth Perkins

http://bp2.blogger.com/_dr3S8zqPnj4/RrX-zfqaAAI/AAAAAAAAAEw/JNv3Me6LwEQ/s1600/03534_Allure_Mai_2006_ElizabethPerkins_122_557lo.j pg

paralipofeti
03-31-2008, 04:20 PM
;) ;) ;)

tedeso
04-01-2008, 01:08 AM
sofia vergara has a 16 year old son
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/jhayes206/sofia%20vergara/sofia_vergara_01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/Kubolski/feet/vergara.jpg
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff307/cyoung0574/Sofia/sofia_vergara_l3.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m175/jmmr_2006/Money/sofia-vergara-1024x768-3159.jpg

tedeso
04-01-2008, 01:18 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/jose_juarez91766/Sharon%20Stone/sharon_stone.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/jose_juarez91766/Sharon%20Stone/Sharon.Stone.jpg
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/jose_juarez91766/Sharon%20Stone/7be9.jpg
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg101/xanders007/sharon-stone-nude-48.jpg

Harleyb0y
04-01-2008, 01:45 PM
good thread

novaman
04-01-2008, 01:46 PM
GERSON--HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE SEXYEST IN THE WORLD.

warthog34
04-01-2008, 02:55 PM
sofia vergara has a 16 year old son
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d140/jhayes206/sofia%20vergara/sofia_vergara_01.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v710/Kubolski/feet/vergara.jpg
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff307/cyoung0574/Sofia/sofia_vergara_l3.jpg
http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m175/jmmr_2006/Money/sofia-vergara-1024x768-3159.jpg

Sofia would definitely get my vote, but she's only 35

JohnNapolitano
04-02-2008, 02:58 AM
Sweet Jesus. Combine Salma Hayek's tits with Mary Louise Parker's ass and you've got a perfect woman.

Bardog
04-02-2008, 12:27 PM
My pick
Faith Hill
9/21/67

(I hope this pic works)


[ img] http://www.music-atlas.com/images/faith_hill_2.jpg [ /img]

no3rugrat
04-02-2008, 01:01 PM
i'll fuck all these old bitches

deejdeuce2
04-02-2008, 01:54 PM
diane lane is top notch sexy.

santo_loco
04-02-2008, 07:14 PM
http://www.howardshrine.com/howardshrine/blue_iris/blue_iris_01.jpg
http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/img/RS-04-06-06---blue-iris-on-sybian-1.jpg

mkdcoondog
04-09-2008, 04:22 PM
She is really 42.... She has it!!!!!!!!
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll225/mkdcoondog/king__oPt.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll225/mkdcoondog/85283_Stacy_Dash_Playboy_Beauty0015.jpg
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll225/mkdcoondog/85277_Stacy_Dash_Playboy_Beauty0014.jpg

bobbytomorow
04-09-2008, 06:06 PM
wow that black chick is 42? My god she is incredibly hot...looks like she is in her 20's

Froggy
04-09-2008, 06:25 PM
Susan Sarandon...3 kids.

you wouldn't if you saw her in person, without the makeup. i pass her on the street in union sq every few days when she's out walking with the tribe. she looks every bit of her 64 years.

CountDeMonet
04-09-2008, 06:27 PM
Sofia would definitely get my vote, but she's only 35

Winner!!

nobody
04-09-2008, 06:28 PM
you wouldn't if you saw her in person, without the makeup. i pass her on the street in union sq every few days when she's out walking with the tribe. she looks every bit of her 64 years.

she has to look pretty good for 64 though right? let her wear the makeup and I would probably hit it. the jugs are still large. saggy im sure but large.

Froggy
04-09-2008, 06:43 PM
she has to look pretty good for 64 though right? let her wear the makeup and I would probably hit it. the jugs are still large. saggy im sure but large.

really good makeup and the right lighting really does miracles, but in the light of day (or early summer evening) she and Joan Rivers look like sisters.

josko
04-09-2008, 07:05 PM
My pick
Faith Hill
9/21/67

(I hope this pic works)


[ img] http://www.music-atlas.com/images/faith_hill_2.jpg [ /img]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g65/musicxluvr/Faith%20Hill/d60d413e.jpg

I'd fuck it

3Burgers a day
04-09-2008, 07:09 PM
http://buzznet-00.vo.llnwd.net/media/jj1/2007/10/halle-lost/halle-berry-things-we-lost-in-the-fire-premiere-07.jpg

josko
04-09-2008, 07:12 PM
http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o83/vikram-madan/Nexus555-APFaith_Hill.jpg

Use your imagination here

nobody
04-09-2008, 07:24 PM
really good makeup and the right lighting really does miracles, but in the light of day (or early summer evening) she and Joan Rivers look like sisters.

thats excessive but alot of famous people look like shit without makeup and airbrushing and all that and shes old so that goes double.

bobbytomorow
04-09-2008, 08:30 PM
How about Mary Hart? Shes 58 y/o!

D.O.B-November 1950

http://www.etonline.com/media/photo/2007/09/30239/400_mhart_bio_et.jpg
http://cosmetic-makeovers.com/files/posts/maryhart-large.jpg


Her Heyday:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/175063~Mary-Hart-Posters.jpg

DARKNIGHT
04-16-2008, 02:47 AM
Maria Conchita Alonso 51

http://www.holamiami.com/es/farandula/images/nota_del_dia/5_25/1.jpg

http://www.borev.net/mca2.jpg

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/maria-conchita-alonso-babel-los-angeles-premiere-red-carpet-0qLEmj.jpg

ctonjes
04-16-2008, 08:14 AM
What about Maris Tomei???

drunknasasin
04-17-2008, 03:25 AM
She's a MILF!!! I don't necessarily know what age constitutes MILFDOM, but her kid's 9.


http://www.320by480.com/images/wallpapers/m7jg7a7s3.jpg

http://www.hollywood-celebrity-pictures.com/Celebrities/Kate-Beckinsale/Kate-Beckinsale-84.JPG

bobbytomorow
04-17-2008, 04:06 AM
shes 35, she a milf but not 40+

so heres another 40+ milf:


Dee Wallace(ET, Cujo)
DOB-Dec-14-1948




http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Dee%20Wallace-4.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Dee%20Wallace-2.jpg
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Dee%20Wallace-7.jpg

zilchmoney
04-17-2008, 07:10 AM
put them back in the box

winesnaab
04-19-2008, 10:52 AM
My kid had his first day of baseball today. Lots of hot moms at the game. Anyone else noticing women are keeping their looks longer these days.

bobbytomorow
04-19-2008, 04:20 PM
Y eah I've noticed that too, women have learned to stay in shape and eat well rather than settle down and get fat and let their looks go. I guess the divorce rate has taught them a lesson.

They are also getting "revirgination" surgery on the vaginas now aswell to make them look young and tight again. America, FUCK YEAH!

saturninus
04-19-2008, 08:42 PM
No one's mentioned Fran yet?

http://image.bayimg.com/gajceaabh.jpg

DARKNIGHT
04-20-2008, 03:41 AM
No one's mentioned Fran yet?

http://image.bayimg.com/gajceaabh.jpg

Nice nip slip

sternowitz
04-20-2008, 04:19 AM
revirginization- is that what anal sex is called these days?

Mourning Would
04-20-2008, 07:04 AM
Shania - Faith - Lane; all hot as hell

Ultimate MILF - DOB July 1 1967

PAM ANDERSON

Soon to be added - Catherine Bell 8/68

wvsarafan
04-20-2008, 07:16 AM
Shania - Faith - Lane; all hot as hell

Ultimate MILF - DOB July 1 1967

PAM ANDERSON

Soon to be added - Catherine Bell 8/68


I agree on the first 3, but Pam is over.

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb2/lige4abe/pammynew.jpg

Harleyb0y
04-20-2008, 07:31 AM
kate beckensale is the hottest milf out there, is she over 40?

chomerya
04-20-2008, 01:19 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_kathy_ireland/2141/

hottdamn
04-22-2008, 07:12 AM
Shania - Faith - Lane; all hot as hell

Ultimate MILF - DOB July 1 1967

PAM ANDERSON

Soon to be added - Catherine Bell 8/68

Shania, Faith, and Lane are beautiful women who can still turn heads. Catherine Bell later this year will be a nice addition the the 40+ crowd, but I don't agree about Pam. She doesn't do anything for me anymore. 5-6 years now, maybe more.

These other women are taking care of themselves but when you live the hard destructive life as Pam, the results show.

turdnugget
04-22-2008, 11:15 AM
My kid had his first day of baseball today. Lots of hot moms at the game. Anyone else noticing women are keeping their looks longer these days.

Ah yes to baseball moms. We only have one game left this season for my son :( ...good thing the local Target pulls some high-end talent.

Carter Beauford
04-22-2008, 11:16 AM
some ole' nasties in here

studhub
05-11-2008, 01:33 PM
MILF Day bump...and here's my fave MILF over 5054 year old Christie Brinkley. :baby:

bobbytomorow
05-11-2008, 05:13 PM
Nice Mothers Day Bump :D

Ya, Christie is deffo super hot for 50+ (or any age)


I think my all time fave would go to Nicole Kidman (41 this year)


http://www.bergproperties.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nicole1.jpg

klong005
05-11-2008, 05:46 PM
Nice, brings "Eyes wide shut" thoughts to mind.

ENormousJohnson
05-11-2008, 05:53 PM
http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/wake_with_kathy_ireland/2141/

I probably wacked off to Kathy Ireland 1000 times when I was a teenager.

http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/03/17/kathy_ireland_last.jpg
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/03/17/ki4.jpg
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/03/17/kathy_ireland_d33.jpg
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/03/17/kathy_ireland_d15.jpg
http://66.79.163.197/_images/articles/2008/03/17/kathy_ireland_d13.jpg

GUSHERMAN
05-14-2008, 01:40 PM
Mary Loise Parker
D.O.B-1964

http://blog.meevee.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/27/marylouiseparkernaked_2.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/mary-louise-parker/pictures/mary-louise-parker-picture-1.jpg

I was going to give KOODOS to Jen Tilly. Then I saw Shania. But stopped here. She is smokin and damn cute!

skeebop
05-14-2008, 01:46 PM
milftastic

bigdog1481
05-28-2008, 08:55 PM
dam i love milfs

massive1
05-29-2008, 05:36 AM
who's the blonde?

johnwon
07-19-2008, 12:25 PM
Taking care of yourself is the answer, not plastic surgery which makes people look like aliens. Pamela Anderson is one of those aliens.