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'the duster'

He's a little short for God.
I stood next to him at a concert once.

scary

He's a little short for God.
I stood next to him at a concert once.

he'd kick god's ass

remember the wwf guy the brooklyn brawler? he's like that in real life

He's a little short for God.
I stood next to him at a concert once.

The one night I was at Scores I used that midget's head to hold my drink. I love the little fucker though

so then I banged the shit out of her...

A very boring God.

he didnt even ask her name

If god is a semi-literate delusionally braggart, you're right..

he'd hold all of you down with one arm and fuck you up the ass

He's a complete bore. The tough man schtick grew old LONG ago, and it's sad to see Howard lick Zito's balls because he's afraid of him. It's certainly understandable, I'd be scared of him too, but it's still sad nonetheless. And it's gotten even worse since Chuck got his own show. Howard must feel the pressure to constantly do recaps of Zito's show the next day and feign interest to appease Chuck.

I knew he had issues, but anal sex with men is one I didnt think of...

chuck zito was watching the superbowl, and cheering for the giants too

He's a complete bore. The tough man schtick grew old LONG ago, and it's sad to see Howard lick Zito's balls because he's afraid of him. It's certainly understandable, I'd be scared of him too, but it's still sad nonetheless. And it's gotten even worse since Chuck got his own show. Howard must feel the pressure to constantly do recaps of Zito's show the next day and feign interest to appease Chuck.

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings

Well, since you put it like that..... :rolleyes: :o

Well, since you put it like that..... :rolleyes: :o

i win, dont fuckin argue with god faggot

I heard Chuck rapping about wanting to be the first 50+ year old to do mma fighting. Instead of lining up something with a ham and egger, he should take a stab at a top name like Matt Hughes, Chuck Liddell or even Tito Ortiz. These guys would stomp his ass like a narc at a biker rally. He's a big mouth bully who is a legend in his own mind.

i win, dont fuckin argue with god faggot

Boy, you're really bad at this.

I heard Chuck rapping about wanting to be the first 50+ year old to do mma fighting. Instead of lining up something with a ham and egger, he should take a stab at a top name like Matt Hughes, Chuck Liddell or even Tito Ortiz. These guys would stomp his ass like a narc at a biker rally. He's a big mouth bully who is a legend in his own mind.

he's probably rape all 3 of those clowns, what the fuck do they know about the street? nothin, take a walk kid

Boy, you're really bad at this.

and :gay:

joe-ellllllllllllll

Even Brock Lesnar would smoke CZ....

Even Brock Lesnar would smoke CZ....

keep dreamin

he's a thick tongued bore

Even Brock Lesnar would smoke CZ.... I agree, he is younger and stronger...it wouldnt be pretty...

As soon as I finish helping O.J find the real killers, I'm going to help Chuck find the other half of his t shirt.

Man, get off his cock. There are tons of guys who could kick the living shit outta this douche.

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how about: chuck zito is good. i think that's more realistic.

Anybody else watch Rambo and think of Chuck Zito?

what a dude

I can't believe the macho dude cuts his sweatshirts to show his man chest...

I can't believe the macho dude cuts his sweatshirts to show his man chest...

isn't that the first thing that all tough guys do?

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings

Yea but then again dead air is a better show that jackie's

CHUCK ZITO IS GODdamn boring...........

his show is unlistenable

I don't think he has a show because Howard is afraid of him, I think he has a show because he's a freakshow trainwreck like any good wackpacker. Howard loves people who don't realize what they are.

That being said, Zito is boring.

I don't think he has a show because Howard is afraid of him, I think he has a show because he's a freakshow trainwreck like any good wackpacker. Howard loves people who don't realize what they are.

That being said, Zito is boring.

I can't believe that Howard has any fear of a confrontation with Chuck. Chuck is a charactechure of himself.

And for those who don't think that professional fighters would beat Zito senseless, you need to back away from the Chuck Kool-ade.

Larger than Life and Twice as ugly

And for those who don't think that professional fighters would beat Zito senseless, you need to back away from the Chuck Kool-ade.

:yes:

Real street fights go pro, like Kimbo Slice.

Juiced up 50 plus guinea with delusions of grandeur...poor man's version of another juiced up guinea, Sly Stallone.

to his face he's a god :D

Fucking pencil-necks talking shit about Zito. Good thing he can't read this shit. Get him angry and he would inflate the air sacs in his neck and squash you bugs. Most of you couldn't be a towel boy at his whore house. ("Towel you off, sir?") Yah, that's right.

well, at least Zito can kick Arties fake italian ass

Fucking pencil-necks talking shit about Zito. Good thing he can't read

:uhoh:

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'the duster'

Nice!!! :spit: who else can walk around Manhattan with that get up and live to tell :D

I wasn't a fan at first, but I've listened to the last couple shows, and I admit I like them better than John the Stutterer, Red Peters, or the Joke Hunt.

fucking guido wop.

I wasn't a fan at first, but I've listened to the last couple shows, and I admit I like them better than John the Stutterer, Red Peters, or the Joke Hunt.

that's the spirit! :cool:

that's the spirit! :cool: You going to the parade tomorrow?

You going to the parade tomorrow?

can't...I'm covering at work for my friend who's going, die-hard G fan, so I'll be there in spirit only :cool:

can't...I'm covering at work for my friend who's going, die-hard G fan, so I'll be there in spirit only :cool: Good looking out for your friend.

I just want to seem him go do UFC so the world will finally know that he's washed up and does not deserve the stupid reverence that Howard and company give him. I'm always wary of someone who goes around telling people how tough they are, not only is it usually bullshit, but it's also a stupid thing to do. Anyone want to place bets on which fighters out there would mop the floor with Chuckie? I think Chuckie is a legend in his own mind.... I'll bet Kimbo Slice would eat his lunch.

Good looking out for your friend.

you going? :cool:

Kimbo would Knock Chuck the fuck out, then shit in his hat.

Kimbo would Knock Chuck the fuck out, then shit in his hat.

get Kimbo on the Show then, quick! :D

CHUCK ZITO IS GODdamn boring...........

what he said

God wears Chuck Zito underwear.

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings

Well thats saying alot! :p

I love the Joke Hunt!!!!

My theory. Theres only been ONE taping of the Chuck Zito show. They just play it over and over and no one ever notices its the same broadcast! :D


How can Howard complain about Naomi Campbell getting work when he gives this thug felon a job too.

I think Chuck is awesome.I was at a hotel in Vegas once and Chuck saw me staring at him so He came over to me and said "You'ze wanna go up to my room wid me and watch some TV?"So I was like,"sure.Next thing you know he was f***ing the shit out of me and then he fell asleep.I was really hungry so I tried to order room service but he woke up and kicked me out.I didn't even get a chance to tell him my name. :D

My theory. Theres only been ONE taping of the Chuck Zito show. They just play it over and over and no one ever notices its the same broadcast! :D


How can Howard complain about Naomi Campbell getting work when he gives this thug felon a job too.

lol...its hard not to laugh but at the sametime his shows pretty much consists of how much of a badass he is and he fucks broads.

While Im at it, Jackie's show does indeed...suck.

Nice!!! :spit: who else can walk around Manhattan with that get up and live to tell :D

:D

dudes dont hate on chuck, he'll fuckin make your head spin

His best story was the one when he used his harley to travel back in time and then defeat the nazis and then fucked Marilyn Munroe after snapping Hitlers neck. Though he never did explain why Marilyn was hangin out in WW2 era Berlin.

His best story was the one when he used his harley to travel back in time and then defeat the nazis and then fucked Marilyn Munroe after snapping Hitlers neck. Though he never did explain why Marilyn was hangin out in WW2 era Berlin. :rolleyes:

chuck zito is a real man who knows how to shut chicks down when necessary. There is a certain type of dude the ladies respect. Its not the pussywhipped type. Its the Zito type.

Ivy had to have her tail surgically removed from between her legs.

Zito can suck my fucking dick.

dude, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BORING ASS SHIT

he would get killed in a cage fight, can he even move his shoulders?

I would love to see Chuck Zito "step into the cage" with a real MMA fighter instead of the hair gel guidos he fights in NY nightclubs. Tito Ortiz said it best when he was on the show....Chuck would get utterly demolished by any fighter in UFC/Pride.

I would love to see Chuck Zito "step into the cage" with a real MMA fighter instead of the hair gel guidos he fights in NY nightclubs. Tito Ortiz said it best when he was on the show....Chuck would get utterly demolished by any fighter in UFC/Pride.


Yep. I got a laugh the last time he was on talking about fighting in the UFC. You would think everyone on the show believes Zito can beat up anyone. Any top 20 fighter at 205lbs would destroy Chuck. Shit even the fighters in the lower weights would probably handle chuck, Id pick 155lb champion BJ Penn to beat Zito in a fight easily. I also wasnt too impressed with the fighting styles he named that he has trained in. The most importing fighting styles for MMA are brazilian jiu-jitzu, kickboxing or boxing, wrestling and judo, none of which Zito named. he;s a guy you don't mess with in a bar but him stepping into a MMA match is suicide.

Don't forget it fags. Get your Zito gear before it sells out.

Chuck Zito would even beat me up

SAY IT TO HIS FACE

Im gonna print out this thread and show it to Chuck

good idea

:jj:

This thread is just a list of asses Chuck will kick

these knuckleheads are the reason why chuck has bumpy knuckles

Zito tonight at 7pm 101

learn how a real man lives fuckerz

His best story was the one when he used his harley to travel back in time and then defeat the nazis and then fucked Marilyn Munroe after snapping Hitlers neck. Though he never did explain why Marilyn was hangin out in WW2 era Berlin.
That's great . . . still laughing! It's fucking dead-on too. Let's face it, if tomorrow you read that someone busted a cap in his swaggering ass, would you be surprised? Just a matter of time!

That's great . . . still laughing! It's fucking dead-on too. Let's face it, if tomorrow you read that someone busted a cap in his swaggering ass, would you be surprised? Just a matter of time! u want to be raped by Chuck dont u?

Metrosexuals won't be big fans of Chuck. I love the guy.

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'the duster'

I take a shot of whiskey every time he refers to "mah dustah".

:rock:

u want to be raped by Chuck dont u?

Maybe later, after I've finished buffing your mom's tonsils with my cock.

what a douche

Used to be an cable TV actor, now relegated to mere movie stuntman = a nobody!

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Print that up and ask Chuck to sign it. It'd be funny to see him put your ass in the hospital after administering the ass kicking to end all ass kickings on you.

Print that up and ask Chuck to sign it. It'd be funny to see him put your ass in the hospital after administering the ass kicking to end all ass kickings on you. you realize it's a persona, right

you realize it's a persona, right :secret: you are the one who is having problems realizing things

He's fucking cool as hell.

Print that up and ask Chuck to sign it. It'd be funny to see him put your ass in the hospital after administering the ass kicking to end all ass kickings on you.

:jj:

:secret: you are the one who is having problems realizing things

:kw:

:jj: i love you sugarballs, but that AVy is way ghey

:secret: you are the one who is having problems realizing things this is a lot of fun though, i was bored until i happened upon all this faggotry

Print that up and ask Chuck to sign it. It'd be funny to see him put your ass in the hospital after administering the ass kicking to end all ass kickings on you.

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

these knuckleheads are the reason why chuck has bumpy knuckles

thats called arthritis

thats called arthritis :rofl:

BRING IT ON!!!!!!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad:

I hope Burger King has a good medical insurance plan.

I hope Burger King has a good medical insurance plan. :rofl:

i love you sugarballs, but that AVy is way ghey

now i know what bothers you... this was not wise ILS!

Howard should give Chuck one of those retard tests like "whats the capital of NY" and "whats the square root of 81" and "how many nickels in a dollar".

Fucking pencil-necks talking shit about Zito. Good thing he can't read this shit. Get him angry and he would inflate the air sacs in his neck and squash you bugs. Most of you couldn't be a towel boy at his whore house. ("Towel you off, sir?") Yah, that's right.

Fucking pencil-necks talking shit about Zito. Good thing he can't read this shit. Get him angry and he would inflate the air sacs in his neck and squash you bugs. Most of you couldn't be a towel boy at his whore house. ("Towel you off, sir?") Yah, that's right. ahhh, you're smitten too, so cute

Fucking pencil-necks talking shit about Zito. Good thing he can't read

Oh no you didnt, he is gonna POUND you for saying he can't read!!!!

UR DED MEAT!!!111

I can't say I'm a big fan of Zito's - but his appearance does lend itself to schlock art.


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I can't say I'm a big fan of Zito's - but his appearance does lend itself to schlock art.


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say hello to my new throw blanket :wub:

AARP should start an MMA league just for him. I'm sure he'd win.

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings
Jackies show is on EVERY TUESDAY. How many times has Zitos show gone MIA? :jj:

Jackies show is on EVERY TUESDAY. How many times has Zitos show gone MIA? :jj:

Whenever the fuck Chuck says so. Got it?

Whenever the fuck Chuck says so. Got it?
Oh really? Wasn't Chuck recently crying to Tim about being upset that he kept bumping his shit show for other programing? :rofl:

Oh really? Wasn't Chuck recently crying to Tim about being upset that he kept bumping his shit show for other programing? :rofl:

Tim knows his role. Chuck's just keeping him in line.

Tim knows his role. Chuck's just keeping him in line.
Yeah, keeping him in line to bump his show for great programing like 'Straight Talk' with John 'the Stutterer.' :giggle:

I can't say I'm a big fan of Zito's - but his appearance does lend itself to schlock art.


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:lol:

I'd rather listen to a baby cry

its always a spin on the same stories but i always laugh...

Kimbo would Knock Chuck the fuck out, then shit in his hat.


I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Kimbo's 15 minutes in the MMA spotlight are already ticking down. The tomato can (with the ear that looked like Jeff the Drunk's arm) nearly took him out last week. When he meets a real MMA'er with decent mat skills he'll be tapping quickly.

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings

It's not hard for any show to be better than the shitty Jokehunt. The intern show is better than the Jokehunt... ETM's webcast is better than the Jokehunt...

I LOVE WHEN CHUCK TALKS ABOUT FUCKING BROADS IN VEGAS
"NEXT THING YA KNOW SHE'S LICK MY BALLS"

I guess I'll pick this Zito thread to comment on the fact that Zito is claiming his tattoo took 20 hours to complete. I'm calling bullshit. I have an entire sleeve and it probably took around 20 total hours to complete. Zito's is not even that big.

He's a little short for God.
I stood next to him at a concert once.

Chuck is a few years older than God as well.

Zito is one ugly gumba homo. An old tired man living on memories. If he was so tough he wouldn't have let the Hell's Angels take his jacket, belt buckle and panties back.

Zito is one ugly gumba homo. An old tired man living on memories. If he was so tough he wouldn't have let the Hell's Angels take his jacket, belt buckle and panties back. They didn't take it he gave it back, gang rules. Listen to the show.

I LOVE WHEN CHUCK TALKS ABOUT FUCKING BROADS IN VEGAS
"NEXT THING YA KNOW SHE'S LICK MY BALLS" Agreed ...but whom are these women??? He is not attractive anymore, I suspect back in the day he was working the rocky balboa lords of flatbush look but now......eeech not so much !! And there is some scary flesh happening on his lats in the picture on Howard Stern.com

Who cares, tough guy my ass. He's an old man trying to make a buck on a washed up routine. A guy looks crossed eyed at him " i beat him up" i bang all the hot chicks he's a joke.Like he would do anything to anyone. Anyone hear of lawyers?

Hes a fucking old piece of shit, whatever Mr. fucking tough guy, its the same act every time, "oh i kicked this guys ass" "oh I fucked her" it sounds like complete bullshit and no one gives a fuck about him. Zito is a complete joke.

Ugly Rocky wannabe.

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings

Then he must be God.

Chuck Zito should have been on the slow adult team versus the porn stars...

Chuck is the epitome of boring. Mouth breathing borderline illiterate marble mouth.

Radio Gold today!

boring

yeah whatever dude, fuckin hater. his radio show is better than jackie martlings
Wow...that's an accomplishment to be proud of. :rolleyes:

a bore.

:rolleyes:

lol @ Zito the midget.

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CHUCK ZITO IS GODdamn tedious............

Hey Playa, Chuck was #1 on google search today :)

Chuck Zito got bit by a venomous rattlesnake when he was on a bikerun 22 years ago in Arizona. The snake died 3 days later.

During the numerous hours he was on air today, did he ever disclose how he manages to evade the law while handing out all of these ass whippings?

During the numerous hours he was on air today, did he ever disclose how he manages to evade the law while handing out all of these ass whippings?

:lol:

During the numerous hours he was on air today, did he ever disclose how he manages to evade the law while handing out all of these ass whippings? I was thinking of that too. Assult & battery, etc..

During the numerous hours he was on air today, did he ever disclose how he manages to evade the law while handing out all of these ass whippings? we're to believe NO ONE ever presses charges against grandpa for battery? i call BS!!!!!!

The one night I was at Scores I used that midget's head to hold my drink. I love the little fucker though
Even on non sports threads your an asshole.....go figure :rolleyes:

I was thinking of that too. Assult & battery, etc..

stop thinking about it :)

Even on non sports threads your an asshole.....go figure :rolleyes: I agree. I hate nuge67. An ignorant asshole.

he'd kick god's ass

That's for sure..especially since god does not exist.

He is a bonified tough guy though and it's funny to see and hear people talk shit to/about him.

zito is a d-bag

Looks like a typical South Philly Guido to me. :giggle:

During the numerous hours he was on air today, did he ever disclose how he manages to evade the law while handing out all of these ass whippings?

DEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All the cops LOVE Chuck.

If he kicks the shit out of someone, you can bet they had it coming.

The cops are Chuck's biggest supporter. He takes out the trash for them.

Chuck Zito is just a stuntman............

I guarantee if he ever laid a hand on me, I'd be out of the hospital well before he got out of prison........

Nice!!! :spit: who else can walk around Manhattan with that get up and live to tell :D

That Rocky Balboa's getup from the first Rocky film.

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:rolleyes:

I really wonder what Howard's apparent obsession with him is about ? It almost reeks of blackmail. Scumbag biker.