View Full Version : An Open Letter To The Syndicate


nicklehood
02-05-2008, 07:52 PM
hey guys, whats up. Perhaps you've heard me on SFRT.... (thanks Mutt). I'd like to congraulate The Syndicate on getting under the little midgets skin, and also to offer "our" hand of friendship to you. I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club. You can contact us on howard shrine dot net if you'd like to speak to the ds family. Thanks.

LarryHorseFucker
02-05-2008, 07:53 PM
Shut the fuck up:hw:

freds yogurt
02-05-2008, 07:54 PM
uh........?

brokenbricks
02-05-2008, 07:54 PM
:jj: you fucking faggot

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 07:54 PM
I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club.

:jj: :funny:






:rolleyes:

Dok Mogadishu
02-05-2008, 07:55 PM
goofy ass board wars make for some strange bedfellows

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 07:55 PM
Shut the fuck up:hw:

i was expecting this reaction.

Uh...
02-05-2008, 07:56 PM
uh........? yeah, guy's a fucknut what can I tell ya

DrQ
02-05-2008, 07:56 PM
i was expecting this reaction. Glad this place didn't disappoint. :D

Jay Z
02-05-2008, 07:57 PM
hey guys, whats up. Perhaps you've heard me on SFRT.... (thanks Mutt). I'd like to congraulate The Syndicate on getting under the little midgets skin, and also to offer "our" hand of friendship to you. I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club. You can contact us on howard shrine dot net if you'd like to speak to the ds family. Thanks.

Ranger Bob
02-05-2008, 07:57 PM
Do you guys swing your mice at eachother and make Japanese sounds?

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 07:58 PM
anyway... so far i don't think i've talked to any "real" syndiacte members so who gives a shit what you guys say? i need to see credentials before i listen to this negativity.

SPUEMASTER
02-05-2008, 07:58 PM
hey guys, whats up. Perhaps you've heard me on SFRT.... (thanks Mutt). I'd like to congraulate The Syndicate on getting under the little midgets skin, and also to offer "our" hand of friendship to you. I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club. You can contact us on howard shrine dot net if you'd like to speak to the ds family. Thanks. FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE SHRINE ,ASSWIPE

thezeke
02-05-2008, 07:58 PM
:4321:

mochinist
02-05-2008, 07:58 PM
Is there a hazing ritual to get in to the deathsquad

bigirish1a2007
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
No way this is real

SPUEMASTER
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
:pissr: SHRINE :pissl:

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
FUCK YOU AND FUCK THE SHRINE ,ASSWIPE

you sound like you post on the shrine. dave says that exact shit every day.

Jay Z
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
yeah, guy's a fucknut what can I tell ya :jj:

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
Is there a hazing ritual to get in to the deathsquad

Elephant walk.

LarryHorseFucker
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
anyway... so far i don't think i've talked to any "real" syndiacte members so who gives a shit what you guys say? i need to see credentials before i listen to this negativity. I am the leader of The Syndiacte

Ridley
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
you like to suck dick, don't you.

Pancho Villa
02-05-2008, 07:59 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/mjthl1.gif

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:00 PM
No way this is real

oh, it's for real.

mochinist
02-05-2008, 08:00 PM
Elephant walk. oh noes

freds yogurt
02-05-2008, 08:00 PM
n1cklehood
dead account
Offline

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:00 PM
I am the leader of The Syndiacte

You're sure you're not just a look-a-like of the leader in case Eric makes another "you know what to do" phonecall?

Mike E Fresh
02-05-2008, 08:01 PM
DEATHSQUAD

SPUEMASTER
02-05-2008, 08:01 PM
you sound like you post on the shrine. dave says that exact shit every day. :pie: DIAF

LarryHorseFucker
02-05-2008, 08:01 PM
You're sure you're not just a look-a-like of the leader in case Eric makes another "you know what to do" phonecall? The Syndiacte is untouchable

Mike E Fresh
02-05-2008, 08:02 PM
DEATHSQUAD, GOT A TATTOO!

Dok Mogadishu
02-05-2008, 08:02 PM
I think deathsquad isn't an appropriate name, maybe you should call yourselves the jets and then one two punch JFSC with gay dance routines and snapping fingers and shit!

bigirish1a2007
02-05-2008, 08:02 PM
oh, it's for real.

:omfg: Can you speak of the death squad?

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:03 PM
The Syndiacte is untouchable

So I've heard, so I strolled on over from the shrine to say whats up to these guys.

So you're the leader, huh?

Mike E Fresh
02-05-2008, 08:03 PM
DEATHSQAUD IS ABOUT HAVIN FUN!

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:03 PM
Where does hooknose fall in the hierarchy?

Mike E Fresh
02-05-2008, 08:04 PM
WE'RE DEATHSQUAD DAMMIT! WE'RE ABOUT MEETIN' GIRLS, WE'RE ABOUT MEETIN' GUYS

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:04 PM
DEATHSQAUD IS ABOUT HAVIN FUN!

Deathsquad is about meeting girls, deathsquad is amout meeting guys, and anyone who doesn't like can go fuck themselves.

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 08:05 PM
http://mag.awn.com/issue11.10/11.10images/raug08_gangsta_rap_starwars.jpg

"We got death squad... we got death squad." :cheer:

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:05 PM
i'm deathsquad man, godammit.

mochinist
02-05-2008, 08:05 PM
I'm in the E-MS13 gang

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:06 PM
anyway kids, it's been fun. i get to a deathsquad meeting and shit.

If the syndicate would like to reply they can find us at howard shrine. We have a forum over there and shit. ok, bye.

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:07 PM
I'm in the E-MS13 gang

fuck it, you guys should throw your hat into the ring too. we can all help destroy the JSFC nerds.

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 08:07 PM
anyway kids, it's been fun. i get to a deathsquad meeting and shit.

If the syndicate would like to reply they can find us at howard shrine. We have a forum over there and shit. ok, bye.

Get the fuck off our turf before we cut you, holmes.

Marianne30
02-05-2008, 08:07 PM
well that was dull

brokenbricks
02-05-2008, 08:08 PM
well that was dull
at least he had fun

Dok Mogadishu
02-05-2008, 08:09 PM
somewhere The Onion is missing a writer

mochinist
02-05-2008, 08:10 PM
fuck it, you guys should throw your hat into the ring too. we can all help destroy the JSFC nerds. Vatos locos forever holmez, lets kick some ass :cm:

twaticus
02-05-2008, 08:10 PM
Juvenile.

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:11 PM
death squad :funny:


the AFWC could take em :2ar:

Pancho Villa
02-05-2008, 08:12 PM
NEVER GO DOWN TO MY LAIR..

Dok Mogadishu
02-05-2008, 08:12 PM
Do you guys have a dental plan like Kaos did?

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:12 PM
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd104/funkfivestacks/anonimuscat.jpg

Rickles
02-05-2008, 08:16 PM
i'm not linking it, but go to the .com version of said website to see doc's latest blog, an interview with "patrick". i'm not sure how this site can claim they support the syndicate.

this is a trap syndicate. please...jesus...pull out of this while there's still time.

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:19 PM
Is there a hazing ritual to get in to the deathsquad

no, not really. candidates just have to express interest in joining, and then pledge allegiance to the ds. why, interested?

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:21 PM
i'm not linking it, but go to the .com version of said website to see doc's latest blog, an interview with "patrick". i'm not sure how this site can claim they support the syndicate.

this is a trap syndicate. please...jesus...pull out of this while there's still time.

please, pay not attention to Doc. He hates the ds and is probably trying to undermine us. His new nickname is Jazzy btw.

But anyway.... I don't know who this patrick person is... and the idea to contact the syndicate came to me today after hearing that amazing internet gang wars discussion, and i can relate so here i am. no trap Rickles.

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:22 PM
Do you guys have a dental plan like Kaos did?

nope. we don't smile for pictures cause our teeth are jacked.

Dok Mogadishu
02-05-2008, 08:24 PM
I'll join when you guys are powerful enough to get the state of Montana renamed Hannah Montana

mochinist
02-05-2008, 08:26 PM
no, not really. candidates just have to express interest in joining, and then pledge allegiance to the ds. why, interested? What kind of commitment hour wise are we talking?

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:27 PM
I'll join when you guys are powerful enough to get the state of Montana renamed Hannah Montana

Right now we're working on Joe Slammah Alabama.

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:28 PM
What kind of commitment hour wise are we talking?

shiiit, like 15 minutes every two weeks.... or all the way up to 72 straight hours of posting. Whatever you want, bro. We're not demanding, we know you got a job and shit.

SternFan100
02-05-2008, 08:30 PM
:gay:

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:31 PM
does drkodos post at the shrine?

SternFan100
02-05-2008, 08:31 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f334/Sternfan100/gaydar.png

sinisterjay
02-05-2008, 08:31 PM
death squad :funny:


the AFWC could take em :2ar: the fucking deathsquad :jj:

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 08:31 PM
shiiit, like 15 minutes every two weeks.... or all the way up to 72 straight hours of posting. Whatever you want, bro. We're not demanding, we know you got a job and shit.

bHVFvWURKvg

durtydog
02-05-2008, 08:32 PM
please, pay not attention to Doc. He hates the ds and is probably trying to undermine us. His new nickname is Jazzy btw.

But anyway.... I don't know who this patrick person is... and the idea to contact the syndicate came to me today after hearing that amazing internet gang wars discussion, and i can relate so here i am. no trap Rickles.


doc=shrine death squad=shrine?
what's the dilly=oh

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:34 PM
doc=shrine death squad=shrine?
what's the dilly=oh

Doc thinks the ds is all assholes and we think he's a midget chiropractor asshole with a jazzy wheelchair for sale and a hairdoll named janet for a wife.

But he's a nice guy if you talk to him sometimes. We just don't get his caawedy.

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:34 PM
the fucking deathsquad :jj: :jj:

daaaammn here they come yo!

:outta:

freds yogurt
02-05-2008, 08:35 PM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee314/comebackbricks/drkodos.jpg

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:36 PM
but you know Doc was nice enough to make me a Mod so I can't really comment too much on him.

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:36 PM
damn it LJ that video is no longer available.

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:37 PM
anyway, has the syndicate logged on yet or what....?

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:37 PM
http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee314/comebackbricks/drkodos.jpg haha, he ain't fucken right

durtydog
02-05-2008, 08:38 PM
Doc thinks the ds is all assholes and we think he's a midget chiropractor asshole with a jazzy wheelchair for sale and a hairdoll named janet for a wife.

But he's a nice guy if you talk to him sometimes. We just don't get his caawedy.

ive seen what he has done first hand on kingmegasite.com,edit posts,twist shit around.ect
if doc thinks the ds is a bunch of assholes why are you on the shrine?i don't get it???????

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:38 PM
dude the syndicate what have you, is on stickam or some shit, they aren't associated with sfn anymore

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 08:40 PM
dude the syndicate what have you, is on stickam or some shit, they aren't associated with sfn anymore

hmm....

well....

I don't want to go on some webcam shit. There's gotta be some syndicate dude running around here still.

sinisterjay
02-05-2008, 08:42 PM
anyway, has the syndicate logged on yet or what....? yea im part of the syndicate what the fuck do you want?

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:43 PM
yeah probably still is a syndicate dude running around here still, i would just bump this thread a few times everyday for the next six months or so, you're bound to run into them.

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:44 PM
oh looky there that was fast. luck is on your side.

Jay Z
02-05-2008, 08:44 PM
hmm....

well....

I don't want to go on some webcam shit. There's gotta be some syndicate dude running around here still.

why are you still here

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 08:44 PM
damn it LJ that video is no longer available.

Fucking youtube... I don't know how to get around that shit. Seems random.

Anyway, it was funny. :D

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:45 PM
btw if you have any :grim: squad :tshirt:'s available i'll take a LG.

funk5stacks
02-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Fucking youtube... I don't know how to get around that shit. Seems random.

Anyway, it was funny. :D preview reply, i think it will show up before you post it.

hhkr
02-05-2008, 08:47 PM
DEATHSQUAD


yeah :bs: I wonder if he fucks his mother?

durtydog
02-05-2008, 08:47 PM
btw if you have any :grim: squad :tshirt:'s available i'll take a LG.

they only have etm small left :mad:

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 09:00 PM
yea im part of the syndicate what the fuck do you want?

i didn't know they let blaeks in. but that's cool i guess.

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 09:01 PM
btw if you have any :grim: squad :tshirt:'s available i'll take a LG.

ok, we gotta bill ya $7.99

$4.99 if you join the ds.

BeerTruck
02-05-2008, 09:03 PM
:jj: you fucking faggot :rofl:

JustRob
02-05-2008, 09:04 PM
Is there a hazing ritual to get in to the deathsquad


an E-Driveby?

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 09:05 PM
:beyes:

sinisterjay
02-05-2008, 09:05 PM
i didn't know they let blaeks in. but that's cool i guess. what are the Deathsquad some kind of racists?

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 09:06 PM
what are the Deathsquad some kind of racists?

well sure, some of them i guess. we prefer "realist" to "racist" though. It sounds better when you say it that way to people.

sinisterjay
02-05-2008, 09:07 PM
well sure, some of them i guess. we prefer "realist" to "racist" though. It sounds better when you say it that way to people. i have talked to the boss and because of your closet racism we do not wanna join forces with the deathsquad.........good day to you sir

GaryPreviewPage
02-05-2008, 09:11 PM
Deathsquad :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Are you 12 or something? :rofl:

SMACKMYBITCHUP
02-05-2008, 09:11 PM
Im from smackyshack is that close enough?

Marianne30
02-05-2008, 09:14 PM
shenanigans

GaryPreviewPage
02-05-2008, 09:15 PM
Im from smackyshack is that close enough? Maybe you should change it to SmackySquad for some e-cred. :jj:

durtydog
02-05-2008, 09:15 PM
Im from smackyshack is that close enough?

do we the sfners have your permission to join the death squad? :rolleyes:

SMACKMYBITCHUP
02-05-2008, 09:15 PM
Maybe you should change it to SmackySquad for some e-cred. :jj: :jj: :jj:

SMACKMYBITCHUP
02-05-2008, 09:16 PM
do we the sfners have your permission to join the death squad? :rolleyes: You have my e-blessings :cool:

BeerTruck
02-05-2008, 09:17 PM
shenanigans I agree

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i221/BeerTruck/SFN/Shenanigans.gif

JackiesAppleBag
02-05-2008, 09:21 PM
The midget pedophile quack from Pa. has mellowed in his old age. :rolleyes:

Marianne30
02-05-2008, 09:25 PM
yas yas

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm down with The Squad. :getsome: :grim: :getsome:

T@H
02-05-2008, 09:29 PM
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T@H
02-05-2008, 09:30 PM
This is all a load of shit...drop it and go back to the midget...

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Death from above.

T@H
02-05-2008, 09:31 PM
Death from above. ;)

Jokiefan
02-05-2008, 09:33 PM
zane/greasy

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 09:34 PM
This is all a load of shit...drop it and go back to the midget...
A shitload of shit. :jj:

Jokiefan
02-05-2008, 09:35 PM
quack quack

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 09:35 PM
First time/long time

Jokiefan
02-05-2008, 09:37 PM
steve summers

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 09:39 PM
the shmoozer :ss:

Jokiefan
02-05-2008, 09:40 PM
me here, you there

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 09:42 PM
me Tarzan, you zane

Fuck0TheM0nkey
02-05-2008, 09:46 PM
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q254/spliffburner/f00e5fa0.gif

Mr Zaremba
02-05-2008, 09:52 PM
Extreme Buggery

wozardking
02-05-2008, 10:30 PM
hey guys, whats up. Perhaps you've heard me on SFRT.... (thanks Mutt). I'd like to congraulate The Syndicate on getting under the little midgets skin, and also to offer "our" hand of friendship to you. I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club. You can contact us on howard shrine dot net if you'd like to speak to the ds family. Thanks.

http://community.iexplore.com/photos/journal_photos/trekkies.jpg

randallel1225
02-05-2008, 10:31 PM
gayest fucking shit ever in the history of fucking ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nicklehood
02-05-2008, 10:36 PM
I'm down with The Squad. :getsome: :grim: :getsome:

:beer:

jenn4703
02-05-2008, 10:44 PM
i'm deathsquad man, godammit. My 4 yr old thinks he hs superpowers, do you? Have superpowers I mean, cuz if you do i would love for my son to become a member of your cool club.

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 10:48 PM
My 4 yr old thinks he hs superpowers, do you? Have superpowers I mean, cuz if you do i would love for my son to become a member of your cool club.
Aren't you the one who got duped by the prank forum when you were a junior and came into the Boots thread typing in caps talkin all kindsa smack? :D

Chris Tucker
02-05-2008, 10:52 PM
I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad ,

Jesus Fucking Christ. :jj:

jenn4703
02-05-2008, 10:52 PM
Aren't you the one who got duped by the prank forum when you were a junior and came into the Boots thread typing in caps talkin all kindsa smack? :D um yes, but in my defense i pleaded temporary insanity and have not been that stupid since It was a great prank, I felt welcomed in a sick twisted sorta way. :hw:

LennyD23
02-05-2008, 11:02 PM
um yes, but in my defense i pleaded temporary insanity and have not been that stupid since It was a great prank, I felt welcomed in a sick twisted sorta way. :hw:
It happens. :bl:


Think of it as initiation. ;)

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 11:09 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ. :jj:

Its an internet gang dude, be careful.

jenn4703
02-05-2008, 11:13 PM
It happens. :bl:


Think of it as initiation. ;) That's exactly how I thought of it. I wonder though if people don't come back sometimes. Maybe they join the deathsquad. :dontknow:

LonghornJ
02-05-2008, 11:17 PM
That's exactly how I thought of it. I wonder though if people don't come back sometimes. Maybe they join the deathsquad. :dontknow:

Deathsquad :slice:

:scardie:

Marianne30
02-05-2008, 11:20 PM
I want to reform the Mod Squad, but just to dance, not fight crime or nothin

A.J.
02-05-2008, 11:24 PM
sad

KingofCanada
02-06-2008, 10:21 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/sitnspin/mcouple.jpg

NakedCritic
02-06-2008, 10:24 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/nakedcritic/spicolisez.jpg

Dok Mogadishu
02-06-2008, 10:29 AM
I rescind my offer, now that OJ is out I'm joining the police squad

emtfromny2
02-06-2008, 10:46 AM
WGAS

copter
02-06-2008, 11:04 AM
Gawd I miss WGAS

NoName
02-06-2008, 11:11 AM
hey guys, whats up. Perhaps you've heard me on SFRT.... (thanks Mutt). I'd like to congraulate The Syndicate on getting under the little midgets skin, and also to offer "our" hand of friendship to you. I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club. You can contact us on howard shrine dot net if you'd like to speak to the ds family. Thanks. So let me get this straight, grown men and possibly women have a club/gang called The Syndicate and they bother a midget in a wheelchair who has an acne problem and a imaginary girlfriend. Can I sit at the cool lunch table with you guys?

oldmanpops
02-06-2008, 11:34 AM
deathsquad...how fucking ghey is that...:dontknow:

people got way too much free time...

Chris Tucker
02-06-2008, 11:36 AM
Its an internet gang dude, be careful.

Internet deathsquads! Veterans of Nicaragua? :dontknow:

Johnnykstaint
02-06-2008, 11:38 AM
hey guys, whats up. Perhaps you've heard me on SFRT.... (thanks Mutt). I'd like to congraulate The Syndicate on getting under the little midgets skin, and also to offer "our" hand of friendship to you. I am authorized to speak on behalf of the deathsquad , another internet gang that hates Eric and his faggy social club. You can contact us on howard shrine dot net if you'd like to speak to the ds family. Thanks.

This post should be in the dictionary as a definition of "Douche chills"....i got some huge ones reading this.

Chris Tucker
02-06-2008, 11:40 AM
The DS Family speaks!

:rofl:

SPUEMASTER
02-06-2008, 11:46 AM
.

Ranger Bob
02-06-2008, 11:47 AM
Jesus Fucking Christ. :jj:

Now you've done it. :omfg:

Ranger Bob
02-06-2008, 11:49 AM
The DS Family speaks!

:rofl:

There's going to be a sitdown with the heads of squad. They are going to discuss taking you out. You're one fucked poster. :o

Dok Mogadishu
02-06-2008, 11:49 AM
wait this is meant to be serious? I thought this was just a promotion for cracked magazine.

Vlugs
02-06-2008, 01:14 PM
Are you guys like an e-Khmer Rouge?

dark1313star
02-06-2008, 01:19 PM
This post should be in the dictionary as a definition of "Douche chills"....i got some huge ones reading this.
I took it as shtick but I love that he could just as easily be 100% serious :jj:

what's one more e-gayng?

Chris Tucker
02-06-2008, 01:21 PM
Now you've done it. :omfg:

They will make me an offer I can't refuse.

nicklehood
02-06-2008, 07:22 PM
There's going to be a sitdown with the heads of squad. They are going to discuss taking you out. You're one fucked poster. :o

"If you can hide a gun in the bathroom..... I'll kill them both."