View Full Version : Just Got Back From Seeing Greg Fitzsimmons in Atlanta


meetthemets
02-08-2008, 09:41 PM
Guy fucking killed!!! If you get a chance to see his stand-up, GO!! Guy had me fucking rolling.

meetthemets
02-08-2008, 09:57 PM
By the way, line of the night: he brings this tan Indian chick up on stage who he thought was black. He brings her up and says "okay, now you tell me in 1950 if this chick is sitting at the sandwich counter."

Purity Knight
02-08-2008, 10:01 PM
Did he make any Stern references?

meetthemets
02-08-2008, 10:03 PM
no. when they introduced him they said "he has been heard on the howard stern show." that was about the extent of the stern references.

DOUBLE07
02-08-2008, 10:18 PM
Shitty...

Molchaman
02-08-2008, 10:20 PM
By the way, line of the night: he brings this tan Indian chick up on stage who he thought was black. He brings her up and says "okay, now you tell me in 1950 if this chick is sitting at the sandwich counter."

Huh? Whats the joke

LongShoreman
02-08-2008, 10:22 PM
Just Got Back From Seeing Greg Fitzsimmons in Atlanta


Lots of Negro's in Atlanta, get your wallet stolen?

Horff
02-08-2008, 10:27 PM
You should just refer to Fitz as "Arties Replacement." He'll be on board once Artie dies, quits, or gets fired.

Nerd4Stern
02-08-2008, 10:53 PM
Greg is the best. He crushes Artie.

Ignatius Reilly
02-08-2008, 11:58 PM
Huh? Whats the joke

Yea I missed it too

slice
02-09-2008, 12:07 AM
Yea I missed it too

back in the day your average every day lunch counter = "whites only"

marke mark
02-09-2008, 12:16 AM
I will see him if he comes to San Fran, dude always cracks me up.

meetthemets
02-09-2008, 06:38 AM
back in the day your average every day lunch counter = "whites only" Thank you. When he first brought her up he thought she was black and she told him she was Indian. He then said "what"? That lead to the line. Didn't think it was that difficult to understand but then again there are a lot of dummies out there.

meetthemets
02-09-2008, 06:41 AM
Lots of Negro's in Atlanta, get your wallet stolen? Nah, although he did acknowledge the one black couple and one Asian guy in the room.

sparty89
02-09-2008, 06:45 AM
that was the best line of the night?

DICKWAD
02-09-2008, 07:07 AM
I like Greg, He's always on, quick witted, doesn't talk over everyone, never resorts to
just yelling out Fag, Has a massive vocabulary, and never falls asleep, :D

blue indian
02-09-2008, 07:11 AM
I wouldn't mind at all seeing Greg in the " Jackie " chair. The show would immediately get smarter by a factor of five.

idiotbox
02-09-2008, 08:15 AM
I was thinking about going to see him tonight in Atlanta.

jas1974
02-09-2008, 08:15 AM
I would rather get a root canal then hear or see Greg.

DisobeyThePope
02-09-2008, 09:48 AM
Thank you. When he first brought her up he thought she was black and she told him she was Indian. He then said "what"? That lead to the line. Didn't think it was that difficult to understand but then again there are a lot of dummies out there.

people didn't 'get' the joke because that's not at all funny, at least not the way you set it up

dummy

meetthemets
02-09-2008, 11:52 AM
I was thinking about going to see him tonight in Atlanta. I highly recommend it. He crushed.

meetthemets
02-09-2008, 11:53 AM
people didn't 'get' the joke because that's not at all funny, at least not the way you set it up

dummy thanks for your shit opinion mult. :rolleyes:

KingOfAllWhites
02-09-2008, 12:54 PM
sweet..I love fitzdog

Mootzerell
02-09-2008, 01:17 PM
I cant believe someone would actually pay money to see that guy....I've never laughed at a single thing he's said...I friggin HATE when Howard has him on....he just brings the show to a screeching halt

Yucko Ono
02-09-2008, 01:31 PM
Did he tell the story about how he used to walk through parks looking for gay sex?

Molchaman
02-09-2008, 01:32 PM
people didn't 'get' the joke because that's not at all funny, at least not the way you set it up

dummy

Thank you for clarifying my point ;)

Yucko Ono
02-09-2008, 01:35 PM
Did he show everybody the hair in his buttcrack like he does his six year old daughter?

Xenon2006
02-09-2008, 02:08 PM
I can't stand him. He sucks on the show.

meetthemets
02-09-2008, 03:10 PM
I can't stand him. He sucks on the show. I don't think he's anything spectacular on the show either but his stand up act was a riot.