View Full Version : Lisa Marie Presley slams into wall


dusk47
03-04-2008, 10:02 PM
http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/2008/03/lmp-030408-thumb.jpg

kiiski
03-04-2008, 10:10 PM
I heard this cow is inseminated.

BTW, her 18 year old daughter is still doable.

PeanutButter11
03-04-2008, 10:20 PM
that was worse than I thought.

Oscar Wilde
03-04-2008, 10:21 PM
She looks just like Elvis' momma.
I wonder if she has a lump of fat on the back of her neck?

stealthman
03-05-2008, 12:17 AM
There's no way that's her. Michael Jackson would never allow it. Might be her stunt double though.

Tuesday
03-05-2008, 12:19 AM
That looks like it hurt.

WillowGlen
03-05-2008, 12:25 AM
Thats a long way down hill from here.


http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Lisa-Marie-Presley-Photograph-C10102425.jpeg




Mabye Xenu infected her with to many volcano aliens.

ShiroRX
03-05-2008, 12:45 AM
no way. holy shitballs.

Assbaby
03-05-2008, 12:47 AM
theres no fucking way that photo is real!!

Rammstein Musik
03-05-2008, 01:41 AM
:omfg: is that really her?

HaydnPorter
03-05-2008, 02:27 AM
She looks just like Elvis' momma.
I wonder if she has a lump of fat on the back of her neck?
"Like a pack of Ball Park Franks..."

lilbuddy67
03-05-2008, 03:43 AM
Cuteness has left the building.

Teddy Duchamp
03-05-2008, 04:58 AM
Whoa.

wvsarafan
03-05-2008, 05:02 AM
Just plain disgusting.

And to think I left deposits in honor of her previously.

Buckwheat34
03-05-2008, 06:01 AM
Ouch!!! Must be the bannana sandwiches.

josh111274
03-05-2008, 06:06 AM
that's not her. . just some one that looks a bit like her

Harleyb0y
03-05-2008, 06:19 AM
to bad

DirtyWorkFan
03-05-2008, 06:25 AM
that picture made me laugh for some reason

the white horse
03-05-2008, 07:02 AM
HOLYYYYYYY SHITE!!!!!!!!!

Jazzer77
03-05-2008, 07:57 AM
That cant be her.

EVIL PENIS
03-05-2008, 08:17 AM
She ain't nuthin' but a houndog.

NickNuke
03-05-2008, 08:43 AM
Didn't the same thing happen to her old man?

ASHLEE JADE
03-05-2008, 08:49 AM
That's a darn shame. She was beautiful once. She looks just like her father.

bethhasfakeboob
03-05-2008, 09:19 AM
WTF? Way worse than I imagined.

GhostofBruceLee
03-05-2008, 10:03 AM
Which Presley girl was the one in the Naked Gun flicks?

binhphuocngu
03-05-2008, 10:05 AM
Which Presley girl was the one in the Naked Gun flicks?

It was Priscilla -mommy.

binhphuocngu
03-05-2008, 10:07 AM
http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/2008/03/lmp-030408-thumb.jpg


This is also Britney Spears destiny.

taller0119
03-05-2008, 10:10 AM
she has been eating those peanut butter and banana sandwiches like her daddy.

god damn...we have a new term...it's not Fat Elvis anymore...it's Fat Lisa Marie

shanenuts
03-05-2008, 10:14 AM
Goooood God!!!!!

Booey's teeth
03-05-2008, 11:11 AM
Oh Man it's fat ELVIS! :(

studhub
03-05-2008, 11:18 AM
That was the best when Howard did his Elvis impersonation today! :rofl:

Sgt Pecker
03-05-2008, 11:44 AM
Ouch!!!

She used to be so fucking sexy

Millrat
03-05-2008, 12:34 PM
..

RAGDOG
03-05-2008, 12:46 PM
NOT BUYING IT...CAN'T BE HER

GhostofBruceLee
03-05-2008, 12:54 PM
Mixing it up with Micheal Jackson way back when must've fucked her mind up.

bobbytomorow
03-05-2008, 01:06 PM
its deffo her, heres more

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/003presleySPLIT_468x425.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/2LisaMarieEAGLE_468x537.jpg

Pretty bad when your 63 year old mom looks better:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/Presley1REX0712_468x762.jpg

ASHLEE JADE
03-05-2008, 01:06 PM
NOT BUYING IT...CAN'T BE HER

Oh, that's her. No question. :pig:

MAGILACUTTY79
03-05-2008, 01:18 PM
This pic shows when she truly hit the wall!!
http://thumbnails.keepmyfile.com/45/12047430828804c2.gif (http://www.keepmyfile.com/image/8804c22200030)

EVIL PENIS
03-05-2008, 01:22 PM
Mixing it up with Micheal Jackson way back when must've fucked her mind up.

Niggales Cage is no picnic either. He just married her because it was the ultimate Elvis collectible.

EVIL PENIS
03-05-2008, 01:23 PM
its deffo her, heres more

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/003presleySPLIT_468x425.jpg
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/2LisaMarieEAGLE_468x537.jpg

Pretty bad when your 63 year old mom looks better:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/Presley1REX0712_468x762.jpg

Wait a minute, is she or was she recently pregnant?

bobbytomorow
03-05-2008, 02:25 PM
I beleive there are rumours that she is indeed pregnant

kiiski
03-05-2008, 02:28 PM
Great description from the NY Daily News:


"Wearing a grungy yellow hoody and sweatpants, greasy hair pulled back, and no makeup to conceal her splotchy skin as she shoveled food into her bloated face, it's hard to imagine the former bombshell that looked so much like her mother."

http://i26.tinypic.com/2rhrxw6.jpg


http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/03/04/2008-03-04_lisa_marie_presley_lookin_like_a_bigger_.html

Colonel J
03-05-2008, 02:31 PM
I'd still hit it. twice.

BFG
03-05-2008, 02:38 PM
holy shit

kiiski
03-05-2008, 02:42 PM
http://i32.tinypic.com/2mep2b.jpg

Slurpdog
03-05-2008, 02:46 PM
No freakin way that is her??? Damn :(

Loosh
03-05-2008, 04:03 PM
Thats what happens when you get Nic-Cage dumped, Nic-Cage style! :btu:

Jefferson
03-05-2008, 04:12 PM
Scientology has worked for her almost as well as it helped Kirstie Alley.

betabryan
03-05-2008, 04:27 PM
Is she still rich, at least?

FJACKIE
03-05-2008, 04:29 PM
:bang:

flamslam64
03-05-2008, 05:05 PM
Chunka Chucka burning love

V00 D00
03-05-2008, 05:27 PM
She didn't hit the wall, she ate it.

CVN68
03-05-2008, 07:14 PM
I still refuse to believe it. Say it ain't so!



IF it is though.....and I mean IF......Then that is definetly the "WALL-STRIKE" of the year hands down!

binhphuocngu
03-05-2008, 08:20 PM
I still refuse to believe it. Say it ain't so!



IF it is though.....and I mean IF......Then that is definetly the "WALL-STRIKE" of the year hands down!

You'll probably the only one who'll understand this.

That is what FOD'ed looks like!!

OR

Class "A" mishaps fare better.

joseywales
03-05-2008, 09:16 PM
She's all bloated with those bad body thetans just like Kirstie Alley. She better shell out another several hundred thousand dollars to $cientology, to get rid of them.

turd_furgeson
03-05-2008, 10:09 PM
Looks like someone set her face on fire and put it out with a pitchfork.

GhostofBruceLee
03-05-2008, 11:18 PM
I'd still fuck if she's got the major cash.

stealthman
03-05-2008, 11:34 PM
I don't believe that's her. But I do believe that she ate Lisa Marie. Can someone cut her open on the dock and get her out like in 'Jaws"?

SoCal MayheM
03-05-2008, 11:54 PM
http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/images/2008/03/lmp-030408-thumb.jpg

HOLY SHIT!!! :ec: :ce: :ec:

tednation22
03-06-2008, 12:34 AM
WOW...it is hard to beleive that picture above was once this:

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0S020snkM9H7uMAtAGjzbkF/SIG=12nolc0sl/EXP=1204871591/**http%3A//www.superiorpics.com/pictures2/PresleyLisaMarie555055087.jpg

bobbytomorow
03-06-2008, 01:02 AM
once what?

jays2123
03-06-2008, 01:12 AM
is that for real wow she used to be beautiful

DARKNIGHT
03-06-2008, 03:01 AM
Dam just Damn

ZiggynUSC
03-06-2008, 03:10 AM
I'm sure 90% of us on SFN have hit the wall, this shouldn't be hard to believe, she's a human it happens.

CuB
03-06-2008, 09:27 AM
great pics, what a BEAST!!! even the ugly stick wouldn't hit that!

hobbs410
03-06-2008, 09:57 AM
that can't be her

The Techno Bat
03-06-2008, 04:21 PM
theres no fucking way that photo is real!!

I gotta agree with ya, there is no way this photo is real...

CVN68
03-06-2008, 07:44 PM
I'm sure 90% of us on SFN have hit the wall, this shouldn't be hard to believe, she's a human it happens.

Yeah, but "90% of us" are the general public. We're on the opposite side of that wall. I don't give a shit about my crooked teeth because no-one else gives a shit.

CVN68
03-06-2008, 07:46 PM
You'll probably the only one who'll understand this.

That is what FOD'ed looks like!!

OR

Class "A" mishaps fare better.

Yeah, I get it :) I don't think she'd fit into an intake anymore though!

betabryan
03-07-2008, 01:02 AM
Could something similar ever happen to Jessica Alba? Is no woman immune?

batcave
03-07-2008, 11:50 AM
She's just announced that she's pregnant

rawsnacks
03-07-2008, 02:28 PM
that poor poor wall

zilchmoney
03-07-2008, 03:20 PM
the wall won.

raymondr612001
03-07-2008, 05:55 PM
NEWS FLASH......SHE'S KNOCKED UP AGAIN!!!
She must have used a turkey baster like Lesbians do.

Techx
03-07-2008, 11:37 PM
hah yea now shes going to die just like her old man..

pussyfart
03-08-2008, 10:34 AM
She must of fucked that wall up

gw1111
03-08-2008, 07:45 PM
hunk a hunk of burning steaming shite

gw1111
03-08-2008, 07:51 PM
put a picture of britney when she use to be super hotness next to yhat pic and uve got before and after pics of britney

starless
03-08-2008, 08:04 PM
mother fucker that's awful

Mr56Ace
03-08-2008, 08:12 PM
absolutely HEINOUS!!!

modeams
03-09-2008, 11:41 AM
Fat Elvis was better looking.

Anymore pics?

stealthman
03-10-2008, 12:37 AM
So I hear that she made an official anouncement that she's pregnant because of all the internet insults about her appearance. Hmmmmm.......I guess she might be reading this thread.

clearpepsi
03-11-2008, 10:44 PM
you're right - that is worse than I thought it would be also - my go her head is so thick you it could take three bulletts, she is looking like the late elvis - that face is so freaking fat, she was never a looker - but man did she hit the wall hard