I Wanna Be Paris' New Best Friend

He just plugged this on TWUS. Benjy is trying out to be on the new Paris Hilton realty show and need the fans to vote him in. Go here (http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy) & do it. It's real easy and you can vote once every day. You don't even have to register.

http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy

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UPDATE 3-18 @ 8PM : Benjy is now in 2nd place. Keep the votes coming and remember, you can vote once every day!

UPDATE 3-19 @ 10A : Benjy is now in 1st place! The voting goes on for 8 weeks, so please keep on voting for him.

UPDATE 3-19 @ 10P : Internet geeks are planning an attack on SFN becasue Benjy is in 1st place.

UPDATE 3-20 @ 1:30P : Benjy is back to #1!! The fake profile of that ugly thing, Tiff, has been deleted because of fake votes using stupid programs. So please continue to vote for fatboy once a day. The Stern gang and Bubba Army can get Benjy in the house easily..

voted.

age: 31?

:lol:

he was the fat kid on the cosby show. i knew it

he was the fat kid on the cosby show. i knew it

LMAO...thanks...i was trying to remember what show that lil kid was on

voted.

age: 31?

:lol:

age: 20

votes: 32

Whoa, Benjy really was the fat kid from the Cosby show. That's awesome.

....if it were really true. :(

age: 20

votes: 32

i missread that... but that makes more sense than 20!

he should have signed up legitimately. we probably could have bumped him onto the show!

that is until the producers found out where he was from and dumped him.

age: 20

current blog:
I am going to try to dream about Obama & Donny Osmond tonight

Hi Bitches -

Ive heard its possible to control your dreams - what happens in your dreams - I think its called lucid dreaming - I am going to try to have a dream tonight about Obama and Donny Osmond

Poor People are gross

one of the people running for president should do something about that - if they did they would have my vote



what a trip, i voted for him. And if he was that kid in the pic, that is hilarious shit.

he used his "skinny" pictures.


the leader has almost 6,000 votes. we've got to get voting!

it looks like he has a LONG WAYS to go...

the highest vote getter has 5602 and dude looks like a stalker..


http://parisbff.com/people/SamDashefsky

ok people, he isn't that kid in the pic.
it's hilarious that he resembles him tho

ah, no...... :rolleyes:

ok people, he isn't that kid in the pic.
it's hilarious that he resembles him tho


u Canadians are so smart :D

voted! if we can get the howard fans on t his, we can easily get him to win!

Hmmmm?

Just voted for him.. .that would be funny if he won.

voted! if we can get the howard fans on t his, we can easily get him to win!


damn...from 10 to 382 votes...im sure the schtick master will be happy...

Saw him and Richard on the AVN show on Showtime over the weekend. The porn chicks even looked uncomfortable standing near him...it would be gold seeing him with Paris!!!

I HATE that fuckin hat that Bengy wears. He looks like a total jerk off!

He just plugged this on TWUS...i guess its going to be new show with paris hilton

i wonder if MTV would approve this if benjy actually won...

http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy

it looks like this url is dead now.....

but i noticed a new link but the age is 40..so i doubt its the real benjy


http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBronk

It says he is the HEAD writer for the HS show. Do you think Fred knows this?

I HATE that fuckin hat that Bengy wears. He looks like a total jerk off!

all the more reason to vote. have him be paris hilton's problem. :badteeth:

it looks like this url is dead now.....

but i noticed a new link but the age is 40..so i doubt its the real benjy


http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBronk

not benjy. this one makes too much sense.

not benjy. this one makes too much sense.


too be honest...i think it MIGHT be him...cuz someone logged into the original account 3 hours ago..and this new account was started 3 hr ago...
maybe he saw all the votes and wanted to make a legit page

who knows...keep on voting..paris and benjy bronk is gold

Howard wouldn't let Benjy do the show if he won, so why bother voting?

too be honest...i think it MIGHT be him...cuz someone logged into the original account 3 hours ago..and this new account was started 3 hr ago...
maybe he saw all the votes and wanted to make a legit page

who knows...keep on voting..paris and benjy bronk is gold

gone again. :dontknow:

gone again. :dontknow:


lol....i think fat boy is in another schtick coma....the original page is back live...

http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy

http://parisbff.com/people/goatc

That profile picture is just so wrong.

This one is great.

http://parisbff.com/people/goatc

Great minds think alike.

And apparently, so do ours.

http://parisbff.com/people/goatc

That profile picture is just so wrong.


:lol: :lol:

nobody picking up the GOATSE reference?

Great minds think alike.

And apparently, so do ours.

Yep.

IN.

Wonder if we could get some of the votefortheworst.com people in on this action.

IN.

Wonder if we could get some of the votefortheworst.com people in on this action.

thats a good idea, but do they only focus on idol?

every time I see Benji (or is it Benjy?) I am reminded of a very similar high school student who sat next to me. He would talk loud in class and at lunch start screaming and hugging random people and doing dumb "look-at-me" pranks. His humor was only funny to him and a few nerds from Theater class.

Benji reminds me too much of that.

BUMP for benjy...
he is up to the top 10 now!


did he talk about the contest on the show at all this morning?? i just started to listen to the west coast feed

I just voted!

BUMP for benjy...
he is up to the top 10 now!


did he talk about the contest on the show at all this morning?? i just started to listen to the west coast feed


Howard just talked about it

thats a good idea, but do they only focus on idol?

they actually do all reality tv.

I voted.

I voted. Let's hope he wins.

Benjy has moved up to #7 :cheer:

the leader has 9800... he's got a bit to go.

:ps:

the problem is that he's setting up his profile so they'll delete him if he gets up there in the voting.

he should have been straight up. he would have won.

:cheer:

Benjy's in 7th place now...keep voting people :cheer:

I voted.

done and done.

lets try to get him to number 1!!!! im gonna vote everyday as all of you should do

Done. Up to #6 now.

ok i voted, i'm in for a daily vote til the end as long as ya'll remind me lol

Voted

He needs 3 votes to swoop into 5th!

Just voted

Up to #5....
keep it going folks!
you can vote for him once a day...so make sure u add VOTE FOR BENJY on your daily routines ;)


http://parisbff.com/content/photos/0109/6921/Picture_10_bigger.jpg

Done :D

#4!!!

the bitch in first obviously has some sort of computer generated vote deal willy going on with her........... over 10,000 votes now.


Benji in 4th place, go team Bronk.

the bitch in first obviously has some sort of computer generated vote deal willy going on with her........... over 10,000 votes now.


Benji in 4th place, go team Bronk.



She could be some popular myspace chick who just asks all her "friends" to vote for her.

She could be some popular myspace chick who just asks all her "friends" to vote for her.

apparently she was endorsed by ebaumsworld or something.

too funny, I just voted. I hate that cunt Paris and I will be voting for Benjy every day. :cool:

In for a vote.

Benjy rapidly approaching 3rd. I bet he will overtake #2 by tonight as replays keep rolling. I don't know if he can pass the chick in first though. She's getting crazy votes.

Benjy rapidly approaching 3rd. I bet he will overtake #2 by tonight as replays keep rolling. I don't know if he can pass the chick in first though. She's getting crazy votes.

i havent listened to todays show yet...i know howard mentioned this contest..but he actually say he would let benjy do this if he won?

haha thats great, i voted and will try to remember to do it every day since u can vote every 24 hours. the other top 3 chicks look dull, benji would make the show freakin hilarious.

i havent listened to todays show yet...i know howard mentioned this contest..but he actually say he would let benjy do this if he won?


I think Benjy said he'd be disqualified for one reason or another even if he wins. Maybe he's just doing it for fun?


I just like the idea of Benjy winning a contest to be Paris Sluton's BFF :jj:

I think Benjy said he'd be disqualified for one reason or another even if he wins. Maybe he's just doing it for fun?


I just like the idea of Benjy winning a contest to be Paris Sluton's BFF :jj:


i see...ya i figured he was just doing it for shits and giggles.....but if he actually wins and mtv allows it..i think he should do it...it would be fucking hilarious.....

I think Benjy said he'd be disqualified for one reason or another even if he wins. Maybe he's just doing it for fun?


I just like the idea of Benjy winning a contest to be Paris Sluton's BFF :jj:

i wish he would enter it in a serious manna.

#3 :rock: :rock:

VOTE VOTE VOTE FOR BENJY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I notice the person who was in at #2 a few hours ago isn't even on the list anymore, his account must have been canned for some reason (http://parisbff.com/people/PaulieC). Should proxies play a roll in getting vote tallys up, or does anyone know if the site host could pin point those & disqualify Benjy's account for voters using such strategy? Though seeing as he's gained nearly 1500 votes since this morning it may not even be necessary.

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

#2

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Go Benjy!! :D

I notice the person who was in at #2 a few hours ago isn't even on the list anymore, his account must have been canned for some reason (http://parisbff.com/people/PaulieC). Should proxies play a roll in getting vote tallys up, or does anyone know if the site host could pin point those & disqualify Benjy's account for voters using such strategy? Though seeing as he's gained nearly 1500 votes since this morning it may not even be necessary.


Benjy is up to #2!!! :rock:


i think they have a way to detect fake votes cuz when i first went on the site yesterday, the top person had over 20,000 votes and suddenly he was gone...


bubba is plugging the hell of it,too

So Benjy is Unknown!
I was wondering what screen name he was using.

when i click to vote it says "You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved." Do i have to register or something??

when i click to vote it says "You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved." Do i have to register or something??

no..u dont have to register

http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy

You can keep voting over and over by just deleting your cookies
If you have firefox just get the cookie editor addon
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/573

Then go to Tools/Cookie Editor
Then put parisbff.com in the search box and hit refresh
Then select all the cookie entrys that show and hit delete

Then go vote again!
:D

Bubba just announced it and he is up to #2.

http://parisbff.com/browse/most_votes

Gonna be tough to overtake 10,000 votes, but we can do it!

VOTE FOR BENJY

I can't believe he's number 2 already.

Great job...I want him to win!

This would be the only Paris Hilton related thing I'd be interested in watching.

You can keep voting over and over by just deleting your cookies
If you have firefox just get the cookie editor addon
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/573

Then go to Tools/Cookie Editor
Then put parisbff.com in the search box and hit refresh
Then select all the cookie entrys that show and hit delete

Then go vote again!
:D

Nice tip thanks im voting like a mutherfucker id love to see paris have to put up with the schtick coma

Benjy in 2nd Place :D

I'm loving this! :D http://parisbff.com/people/BenjyBenjy

I wouldnt say closing fast, first place has double the votes. Altho when i voted for Benjy yesterday he had like 60 votes. Ok you're right, he is closing fast

i hate benjy. absolutely worthless on the show.

What's funny is that even if we were to push Benjy ahead, the suits at MTV, like American Idol, will just put some chick or queer in the lead to win.

Bronk!

i hate benjy. absolutely worthless on the show.
If you think this, then you have no idea what Benjy's job is. FYI he writes lots of Howard's jokes and Artie's as well. He is an awesome "behind the scenes" guy to have. Regardless, the Paris BFF bit is pure comedy gold.... :D

What's funny is that even if we were to push Benjy ahead, the suits at MTV, like American Idol, will just put some chick or queer in the lead to win.
probably true, but it shows what a motivated Stern fan and his mouse can do! :p

i just voted for him.

If you think this, then you have no idea what Benjy's job is. FYI he writes lots of Howard's jokes and Artie's as well. He is an awesome "behind the scenes" guy to have. Regardless, the Paris BFF bit is pure comedy gold.... :D

Yup, hes just a fucking moron on the air

benjy is fucking hilarious, people are really fucking stupid when they ask what he does for the show? he is behind the scenes u assholes, i bet 40 percent of howards one liners are from benjy!

SO fuck the benjy haters!

benjy is fucking hilarious, people are really fucking stupid when they ask what he does for the show? he is behind the scenes u assholes, i bet 40 percent of howards one liners are from benjy!

SO fuck the benjy haters!


And 99% of that 40% is lifted directly from SFN. :p

when i click to vote it says "You may have mistyped the address or the page may have moved." Do i have to register or something??

Says the same thing for me.

froze up when I tried

awesome ive voted like ten times howard/bubba army in action hes up to 6172

im setting up a macro to keep this going

This is just so funny.

i'm just gald it is benji and not etm.

why does benjy do that queer pose with the hat and always looking up at the camera with the bug eyes? everyone knows he's bald and making the big "sexy" eyes with a goofy hat isn't going to change that.,

lol......this is the kinda shit that makes me like benjy. conceptual-art comedy.

You can vote once every 24 hrs. Vote!

:p

I have been voting on different computers and it is working. It should be a cakewalk to get over 10,000 votes here.

what's the girl's name with the most votes and who is she?

what's the girl's name with the most votes and who is she?

She used Ebaumsworld to get massive votes. Cant blame her, a lot of horny guys and she promised them tits if she won.

The webmaster at Ebaums deleted the post though, but it was there for a long time.

you guys are going to get him disqualified sooner than he wanted to.

I emailed The Jay Thomas Show with the info on this, too. Hopefully they see it and get behind it as well. Send him some more if you want.... http://www.jaythomas.com/index.php?option=com_contact&Itemid=3

If you think this, then you have no idea what Benjy's job is. FYI he writes lots of Howard's jokes and Artie's as well. He is an awesome "behind the scenes" guy to have. Regardless, the Paris BFF bit is pure comedy gold.... :D

So he gives his best stuff away to Howard and has nothing left for himself? Baloney. Truely funny people are able to be funny in other situations. Most can't turn it off if they wanted to.

Benjy's not funny when he's on the After Show. He's rarely funny in his schtick. His recorded bits are not that funny. And he's never funny on the main show.

Plus he's a user of people but doesn't realize it. How many other guys on the show whore their name out to a shit operation like dialadancer? He sells his friggin plug! Why not tattoo a pepsi logo on his fat face? No one on the show does this as shamelessly as he does. And who else would try something as classless as to cash in Artie's iphone gift? At least Ralph aknowledges that he's a user.

I reject your opinion totally. Benjy might scribble some notes now and then but he's not funny. He's not even interesting. He's there because Howard would feel guilty firing him.

Paris Hilton is probably funnier than Benji.

you guys are going to get him disqualified sooner than he wanted to.

Doesn't make sense to disqualify him. It's a bug in their system, they should fix it and remove all duplicate votes within 24 hours.

Doesn't make sense to disqualify him. It's a bug in their system, they should fix it and remove all duplicate votes within 24 hours.

i posted it in one of the other "GO BENJY" threads, but they have in their fine print that they can disqualify anyone who is vote cheating. not that they would fix it.

let's face it, they don't want him there. so i don't see why we would give them a reason to disqualify him. i think he could win this legitimately, and they wouldn't have a reason to kick him out.

it was fun while it lasted though.

:jj: I just voted!

So he gives his best stuff away to Howard and has nothing left for himself? Baloney. Truely funny people are able to be funny in other situations. Most can't turn it off if they wanted to.

sort of like how leonard cohen is a good songwriter but not a good performer? :db:

I hope this is brought up on the regular show and Howard gets behind it. Imagine Benjy on a reality show with Paris Hilton, GOLD!!!

So he gives his best stuff away to Howard and has nothing left for himself? Baloney. Truely funny people are able to be funny in other situations. Most can't turn it off if they wanted to.

Benjy's not funny when he's on the After Show. He's rarely funny in his schtick. His recorded bits are not that funny. And he's never funny on the main show.

Plus he's a shameless user of people but doesn't realize it. How many other guys on the show whore their name out to a shit operation like dialadancer? He sells his friggin plug! Why not tattoo a pepsi logo on his fat face? No one on the show does this as shamelessly as he does. And who else would try something as classless as to cash in Artie's iphone gift?

I reject your opinion totally. Benjy might scribble some notes now and then but he's not funny. He's not even interesting. He's there because Howard would feel guilty firing him.

Paris Hilton is probably funnier than Benji.
Yeah..... OOOOOOOkaaaay! that must be why Howard keeps him around, in the studio, right next to Artie.... 'cause he's not funny and does a bad job... I can tell you are a truly dedicated fan by your comprehensive grasp of the flow of the show. You really know how it works and you must have been listening every day for a long time. I, obviously, don't know shit about it and I should just go back to terrestrial radio...... oh, wait.... no,no, I have that backwards. YOU are the
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and you should
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because you are a complete
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I hope this is brought up on the regular show and Howard gets behind it. Imagine Benjy on a reality show with Paris Hilton, GOLD!!!
did you listen today? how do you think WE all found out? jeeeeeeezus!! :rolleyes:

This is so not what I expected to be voting for when I opened this thread.

I don't think I've laughed this hard in ages. He has to win this. :jj: :jj:

i hate benjy. absolutely worthless on the show.

Yeah your right, because he only writes half the jokes Howard says. :rolleyes:

To not vote for Benjy is unpatriotic!!!!

ohh thats just to funny i wonder if he will win

I decided to actually read about what Benjy would win and how he could be disqualified and found this right off the bat...this could be the proverbial wrench in Benjy's gears.....

There is only one 8 week casting cycle. Here are the content requirements:

ROUND ONE

The casting consists of one round lasting 8 weeks. Here are the requirements you must fulfill to be eligible:

Upload minimum of one (1) new 90 second video answering ALL of the following:

* What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
* If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of having exposed?
* Why do you think you would fit in with the socialite circle?

Post minimum of one (1) blog answering ALL of the following:

* Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?
* What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?
* What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?
* It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

If you do not fulfill these requirements by the end of the 8 week voting cycle you will automatically be disqualified regardless of vote count!

Good luck and most importantly, have fun!!!

as previously stated, even if he were to win, they'd find a way not to get him on the show...half the info Benjy has on there is a lie (like 20 years old!) they'll just say "He lied in his profile" and pick the 2nd highest vote getter...still funny, but would be better if they actually let him on there..

Go Benji !!!

as previously stated, even if he were to win, they'd find a way not to get him on the show...half the info Benjy has on there is a lie (like 20 years old!) they'll just say "He lied in his profile" and pick the 2nd highest vote getter...still funny, but would be better if they actually let him on there.. if they DID let him on it would be the best thing that could possibly happen for their show. That much I DO know. :D

the ONLY thing that could make Paris Hilton interesting, other than watching her get fucked in a porno, is to see Benjy harassing her on some lame reality show...that WOULD be gold! :jj:

Yeah your right, because he only writes half the jokes Howard says. :rolleyes:

the half that aren't funny or the half that suck?

go benjy go

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/Scizrhand/humor/4920.gif

I just voted this is going to be great...... :D

Shit's a work....just voted easily 5 times and the vote counter did not move. Opened up new windows even....shenanagins motherfucking MTV.

Ok it finally updated or something...within an hour we will own this bitch.

I just Saw SpiceBoy on there too. I voted for him as well!!!! :D

I just Saw SpiceBoy on there too. I voted for him as well!!!! :D

post the link bro

Yay Benji!

20 years old... hah!

that's great. and remember, youa re allowed to vote once every day.

he wont win. he lied on his profile. change that shit to 40 or they're gonna get ya in the end with a bullshit technicality


i voted anyway

He just got my vote :D

Voted, second place. Almost there.

Benjy is catching up. :D

Total Votes: 8391

that's great. and remember, youa re allowed to vote once every day.

use firefox. erase your cache and you can vote multiple times.
thats how he is catching up

A vote for Benjy is a vote for peace, Jesus, the stars, sunshine and puppies.

voted

Wow benjy is second, last time i checked. The power of satellite radio!

Is this an ignorant question? Ive been listening to the show since around 93 or 94, and watching the E! show, and just got rid of HOward TV, but was Benji the fat from cosby show? COuldnt be could it?

Also Benji is only 200 votes away!! I thnk hes going to do it!!

who is that stupid chick that is in first place and why is she getting so many votes. is she famous or something. her blogs make her sound like a bitch. how can she be getting more advertising than benji is with the howard stern show and bubba show.

who is that stupid chick that is in first place and why is she getting so many votes. is she famous or something. her blogs make her sound like a bitch. how can she be getting more advertising than benji is with the howard stern show and bubba show.

she's cheating and she told the people on ebaumsworld forums she's show them her tits. :boobies:

You can vote more than once!

I found a way to vote more than once for Benjy; Just clean your cookies! I have done it about 50 times already tonight. So keep'em clean and keep on voteing!

GO BENJI! :bigclap:

Benjamin for president. I hope they don't allow him to win because of technicalities. If they were smart, they would get a much bigger audience by allowing him to win because that is the only way I would ever watch that show.

Johnny come lately here.

I didnt see this thread stickied. Benjy is kicking ass the last few hours.

I love it. Keep up the great work.

Is the top vote getter guaranteed a spot on the show, or is this another Hank The Angry Dwarf deal where the voting is just a suggestion?

Only down by 871 :cheer:

she's cheating and she told the people on ebaumsworld forums she's show them her tits. :boobies:

I'm sure Benjy would get more votes if he showed his tits.

I thought it was funny with his blog having Pro-Anorexic sites on it.

Only 700 votes behind!! :D

I've been voting every hour...I'm getting a little Sanjaya like nostalgia!

im voting now

ahhhaha if everyone votes he might just become her bff

Just voted. :)

Go Benjy

11118 to 10573. Benjy's so close....Keep voting people!

I think if people fuck with the votes like that, then they're going to disqualify him.

I really want him to win legitimately. It would be fucking hilarious.

11134 to 10775. She's +16 Benjy's +202 Keep it up people!

only couple hundo away now

I think if people fuck with the votes like that, then they're going to disqualify him.

I really want him to win legitimately. It would be fucking hilarious.


there's no way they'd allow him on the show either way, but i agree. still, the fact that he's in second place and other contestants are taking him seriously is funny enough.

he's almost there!!!

60 votes away

hes #11111111111111111111

benji is #1

I pledge to vote for BENJI everyday! that would be a show I would like to watch..

i wasn't going to partake in this silliness, but i just saw that he's #1 and i can't resist! :D

Why stop at Benji, is it too late for other people to sign up? Somebody get High Pitch Eric!

Any one get a screen capture of the fake profiles they just took down?
There was a pic of anal Sex, a bloody penis, and even Gotse.

I just looked at the contest rules:

"Over the next 8 weeks, a select few hopefuls will be chosen for a chance to be on Paris' new reality show where she'll pick a new best friend! Wannabe besties will fill out their profiles with blogs, pictures, and videos that explain why they belong in this elite entourage. It's going to take some serious convincing to set yourself apart from the pack, so let your personality shine through and do whatever it takes to get those votes! The more votes you have the more noticeable you are, and popularity is the name of this game!"

Seems like the producers have final say on who gets on the show.

i voted for benjy but i'm in love with MissCecilia she looks like a clone of an AMAZING chick i dated this winter. :(

I just looked at the contest rules:

"Over the next 8 weeks, a select few hopefuls will be chosen for a chance to be on Paris' new reality show where she'll pick a new best friend! Wannabe besties will fill out their profiles with blogs, pictures, and videos that explain why they belong in this elite entourage. It's going to take some serious convincing to set yourself apart from the pack, so let your personality shine through and do whatever it takes to get those votes! The more votes you have the more noticeable you are, and popularity is the name of this game!"

Seems like the producers have final say on who gets on the show. why wouldn't the producers want Benjy? The ratings would be much higher for the show if he was on it. Benjy on the show would make me watch it.

he should update his profile and be honest (or as honest as he can be) about his age. they'll end up deleting him on his dishonest age entry alone, making all of our efforts be in vain. :mad:

i wasn't going to partake in this silliness, but i just saw that he's #1 and i can't resist! :D
Same here, good stuff!

Shit, if you read the FAQ they have some more requirements, like posting a certain number of videos and writing a specific kind of blog entry. Somebody let Benji know so he can properly qualify

he should update his profile and be honest (or as honest as he can be) about his age. they'll end up deleting him on his dishonest age entry alone, making all of our efforts be in vain. :mad:

He successfully hid his age from the Stern show for years. I'm sure he can pull it off again

Is that that kid Peter from The Cosby Show who would never talk and always run out of the room in one of his pictures? lol :cool:

Hey in order to be qualified Benjybenjy needs to...
ROUND BY ROUND SPECIFICS

The casting consists of one round lasting 8 weeks. Here are the requirements you must fulfill to be eligible:

Upload minimum of one (1) new 90 second video answering ALL of the following:

* What is the wildest thing you've ever done?
* If you became a celebrity, what secret would you be most fearful of having exposed?
* Why do you think you would fit in with the socialite circle?

Post minimum of one (1) blog answering ALL of the following:

* Do you consider yourself fabulous? How so?
* What qualities make you the perfect celebrity BFF?
* What similarities do you share with Paris? How are you different?
* It's hard to stay in the public eye. How would you maintain the limelight?

If you do not fulfill these requirements by the end of the 8 week voting cycle you will automatically be disqualified regardless of vote count!

I voted for benji... Do your part and rock the vote for benji!!!

That would be so great,however I never watch realiy showes, I would watch it if Benji would be in, so I voted for Benj.




:p

He's number 1. Let's see what happens now.

Great job folks!
with Howard and Bubba's audience voting for fat boy...there is no way he will lose the #1 spot.....

we are going to have to start voting multiple times each and get him a nice lead. The cunt who is in 2nd place has over 3 times as many profile views has benjamin which doesn't make much sense

we are going to have to start voting multiple times each and get him a nice lead. The cunt who is in 2nd place has over 3 times as many profile views has benjamin which doesn't make much sense

haha....i wouldnt put too much effort in it and just have fun with it...even if he won and mtv approved it...i doubt howard would let him do it...he would need an extended time off and even if the benjy haters dont agree...he actually contributes a lot in the studio(OFF MIC...of course)...

I just think it will be hilarious if some how Benjy ends up in the same room as Paris and is shown on MTV. When the camera is on Benjy's genius comes out

I just hope someone didn't cheat and they scrap ALL his votes.
I've seen this happen before...

Up by 1600 :getsome:

This is what my life has come to. I voted for Paris' best friend. However, it will be funny to see benjy

Benjy: Total Votes: 13943

palalalapolly: Total Votes: 12258

Voted. . .

If Benjy was on the show i might actually watch it. Either way, what a train wreck! Too bad we can't get Sal on the show :slapcum:

F Jackie!

God I hope Benjy gets on there, but like QuacknOff said, it would be great if we could get Sal on there too.

They should have gotten Benjy, Sal, Richard, JD, and some Wack Packer.... Jeff the Drunk or High Pitch Eric!

Jeff the Drunk would be awesome to vote for.

In the event that Benjy gets a spot on the reality show, I'm wondering if Howard would allow it. Would he give Benjy time off to live in a house on TV?

In the event that Benjy gets a spot on the reality show, I'm wondering if Howard would allow it. Would he give Benjy time off to live in a house on TV?


probably not..but keep voting

I voted :cool:

Just voted again. he's got over 16,000 votes now

I voted... The girl in second place is only 2700 votes behind Bengy so we have to keep up the pressure. ;)

I voted... The girl in second place is only 2700 votes behind Bengy so we have to keep up the pressure. ;)


the hard part was getting him to #1...from here..its smooth sailing especially when you have Howard and Bubba's audience behind you....Bubba plugged the site every hour yesterday and Im sure he'll do the same today

use firefox. erase your cache and you can vote multiple times.
thats how he is catching up

Genius!

It totally works!

Make sure you clear Private Data and Cookies

It would be so friggin funny if he gets on the show..... That pic is hilarious!
:D

If Benjy gets on the show and moves to Hollywood, can we have Jackie back? PLEASE? I'm voting like crazy. Benjy would be great on that show, he would do any wacky idea the writers came up with.

I'll vote for that sweaty fat bastard. I would love to see him on that show.

Benjy is pulling ahead!

I really really hope he wins!

Holy shit what is that thing in the lucky number 7 spot? Igor?

:yippie: Go Benjy! Yes We Can! :cheer:


http://i30.tinypic.com/29fwgua.jpg

wow

Benjy hit 20K.


http://i27.tinypic.com/t9cbhc.jpg

I wonder if Benjy's private parts smell worse than Paris private parts

Who the hell is FUGLY Tiff84 and how did she get 8000 votes in 2 hours?
Who the fuck is rigging that?

i voted for Benjy.

Who the hell is FUGLY Tiff84 and how did she get 8000 votes in 2 hours?
Who the fuck is rigging that?



People at 4chan.org are using hacks to vote for her.

http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/58966619.html


Here's a program that can read their lousy CAPTCHA images and vote repetitively without human intervention:

http://rapidshare.com/files/100762274/readcaptcha.zip.html

Unzip, open command prompt, go to the directory the files are in, and type "voteloop Tiff84".

Source code is in the zip file.

those 4chan hackers are making some major macros.

and they're posting on her wall that those links contain child pornography to get people to not look. :lol:

I voted for ya Benjy. :hw:

So far, my profile has 0 votes......."Not that I want to win" - Adam Carolla 8/19/2008

Lol that this is number two, seems the whole contest is being underminded lol. Looks like some Jim Henson creation.

http://parisbff.com/content/photos/0111/5877/1174550359731.jpg?1205949666
http://parisbff.com/content/photos/0111/8466/1175530587981.jpg?1205959858

MTv probably implanted it themselves, and when it wins they will come out with a fake excuse to null it out then that cute girl in 3rd or whoever they want to win, will, it's fucked!

Lol that this is number two, seems the whole contest is being underminded lol. Looks like some Jim Henson creation.

http://parisbff.com/content/photos/0111/5877/1174550359731.jpg?1205949666
http://parisbff.com/content/photos/0111/8466/1175530587981.jpg?1205959858


She's number 1 now.

MTv probably implanted it themselves, and when it wins they will come out with a fake excuse to null it out then that cute girl in 3rd or whoever they want to win, will, it's fucked! Good point, I didnt think of that.

I just noticed a technicality I am sure Mtv would use if they had to, maybe it was mentioned already but his age says 21, which he obviously is not, not to mention the pic on the top of this page says 20. Weird.

Vote now, this is like Sanjaya the second place chick is catching up.Here Vote (http://parisbff.com/browse/most_votes)

Fuck that, I'm doing it for Benjy.

I just noticed a technicality I am sure Mtv would use if they had to, maybe it was mentioned already but his age says 21, which he obviously is not, not to mention the pic on the top of this page says 20. Weird.

he never wanted to win. he wanted us to get all worked up.

it was for the stern audience, not to get on the show.

it's called schtickcoma... and it's fantastic. :yes:

People at 4chan.org are using hacks to vote for her.

http://img.4chan.org/b/res/58966619.html


Use their hack to vote for Benjy.

http://rapidshare.com/files/100762274/readcaptcha.zip.html

Unzip, open command prompt, go to the directory the files are in, and type "voteloop BenjyBenjy".

Source code is in the zip file.

Fuck that, I'm doing it for Benjy.

Oh me too, but alot of people dont like him, I think in this case he's great

She looks like a fierce tranny.

aaaaand site down.

edit: back up. maybe a bit too much traffic.

nooo, benjy has fallen to second. keep voting

this has taken a turn for the weird.

I won't do anything you say.

Already voted twice. Will vote every 24 hours and will also use my other computers to vote too! love this. :D

oH, is that why we're voting. I thought Benjy would actually make areally good BFF for Paris.

It's a win win for both of them.

23843

just voted ... that was the last count :p

how do these other people get so many votes?

I'm kinda liking Emo Girl. Wonder if SHE knows she's running.

http://parisbff.com/content/photos/0111/8386/453px-Chin-Chan_MySpace17_bigger.jpg?1205959683

http://parisbff.com/people/emogirl88

Like her, but votin for Benj!

I wanted to do it for Benjy.....but if you say so.....

if your voting just clear your cookies and you can vote again

Howard used to get behind stuff like this, and he doesn't even care now. That would be so funny if that psycho Benjy won the friggin contest.

MTv probably implanted it themselves, and when it wins they will come out with a fake excuse to null it out then that cute girl in 3rd or whoever they want to win, will, it's fucked!

I thought the same thing

is tiff even a woman?? looks like a creepy dude.

Howard used to get behind stuff like this, and he doesn't even care now. That would be so funny if that psycho Benjy won the friggin contest.

be a big ad for the show, but anyone think since Benjy is sorta famous, the contest will kick him. Isnt this for regular shmoes.

28812 is the current vote count but those nerds at 4chan are kicking our ass. They have more people willing to download the hack and run it on their computer. 28928 now :D

I just voted

fatboy finally uploaded a video...
schtick coma with a delivery guy...
lol


http://lib.metacafe.com/fplayer/1171757/mtv.swf

fatboy finally uploaded a video...
schtick coma with a delivery guy...
lol

4chan guys have 36,000 tho :mad:

http://lib.metacafe.com/fplayer/1171757/mtv.swf

That chick is very creepy looking