I don't get it... how is this even possible?

Billy Crystal gets signed for one day and yet the Greatest Baseball Player of all Time Goes Unsigned.

You would think even the sad sack Yankees would take him.

http://www.ktvu.com/sports/15633040/detail.html

:cool:

-ARV

he'll end up playing somewhere....if ortiz got hurt i'd take him

he'll end up playing somewhere....if ortiz got hurt i'd take him Wha-Wha- What?

Von Hayes will play when he feels like it

Von Hayes will play when he feels like it Mr.5 for 1.

cause Ty Cobb is dead

this story is a joke.

this story is a joke.

How do you figure?!?!

:rolleyes:

It's called 'Collusion' I know thats a pretty big word for a 'Pittsburg Butt Pirate' fan like yourself but it's the TRUTH.

-ARV

hmmm...I wonder why?...

Roided up or not, Barry is the biggest clubhouse cancer in all of sports.

cause Ty Cobb is dead

:bigup:

Gee, it couldn't be because the guy is a roid head whom the government is trying to throw in jail is it?

How do you figure?!?!

:rolleyes:

It's called 'Collusion' I know thats a pretty big word for a 'Pittsburg Butt Pirate' fan like yourself but it's the TRUTH.

-ARV

Collusion my ass... who wants his fucking attitude and locker room cancer on their squad?... no one.

I hope he enjoys retirement, fucking scumbag.

I'm also not a fan of anything Pittsburgh, dope.

Collusion my ass... who wants his fucking attitude and locker room cancer on their squad?... no one.

I hope he enjoys retirement, fucking scumbag.

I'm also not a fan of anything Pittsburgh, dope.


the cough syrup wore off a few hours ago and I think your right...a scumbag w/ attitude that is a cancer in the locker room...

:o

-ARV

im lovin it

I hope the Mets pick him up... but I think he would rather DH. I read somewhere that he was looking to plau in July, and it makes sense for a playoff push.

greatest player of all time my ass. I did kinda think the Yankees would sign him

Because he's old and too expensive.

Because no one likes him very much.

Yeah he was a douchebag before the roids.

Because players only increase revenue in 2 ways, adding to win totals, or (star power) marketing/merch.

These 2 factors increase ticket sales and other revenue streams.

If Barry were to help a team win, teams are worried it WOULD NOT add to the normal win revenue because of the bad will Barry has created with the public.

Teams are also worried this ill will and legal problems plus a media circus will ALSO cost them money.

So basically GM's think they stand to earn more money "as is", because although Barry could help them win, it would do MORE damage than those wins are worth.

It is all about money. And Barry one way or the other has burned his bridges with America.

Because he's old and too expensive.

When has that ever stopped the Yankees?

Could it be that he's a total ASSHOLE?????????


















Ummmmmmmmmmmm............... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would be hard to sign the greatest baseball player of all time when he's been dead for 60 years.

What the fuck is this shit.....

Hammerin' Hank, still the best, check the stats.

That Von Hayes things is funny though.

He's still not signed... :(

Maybe the Giants?

-ARV

He's still not signed... :(

Maybe the Giants?

-ARV

Anyone Think he may sign for the League minimum?

(Plus Bonuses ?)

-ARV

Give it up, no one is signing this guy. The only bench he could be on this season is cold and cement.

Give it up, no one is signing this guy. The only bench he could be on this season is cold and cement.

come june or july someone will sign him.

Could it be that he's a total ASSHOLE?????????


Ummmmmmmmmmmm............... YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Indeed.

-Arv

If Giambi keeps getting hurt and they trade Matsui, I could see the Yanks looking at hime.

What is crazy is that no one has signed Piazza, even as a DH.

If Giambi keeps getting hurt and they trade Matsui, I could see the Yanks looking at hime.

What is crazy is that no one has signed Piazza, even as a DH.

yanks will pay Bonds 30 mill for Half a Season

yanks will pay Bonds 30 mill for Half a Season

NEVER, 32 million with a playoff bonus

Cant wait until he rubs the face on Babe Ruth's plaque Its a tradition among Yankee steroid users.

Because:

1. He is a known locker room distraction
2. He is a magnet for reporters, even on a slow news day
3. He doesn't play defense
4. He has been indicted for felony federal charges
5. He is disrespected by fans
6. No AL team needs a high priced DH right now

more than that, but those reasons all stand alone. Together, there's no chance he gets signed until a team really needs him.

Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio
our nation turns its lonely eyes to you :cool:

Because:

1. He is a known locker room distraction
2. He is a magnet for reporters, even on a slow news day
3. He doesn't play defense
4. He has been indicted for felony federal charges
5. He is disrespected by fans
6. No AL team needs a high priced DH right now

more than that, but those reasons all stand alone. Together, there's no chance he gets signed until a team really needs him.

7. Hes a giant asshole.

If Giambi keeps getting hurt and they trade Matsui, I could see the Yanks looking at hime.

What is crazy is that no one has signed Piazza, even as a DH.

Probably the injury-plagued season he had last year - even as a DH. If healthy, he can still rake though.

If Giambi keeps getting hurt and they trade Matsui, I could see the Yanks looking at hime.

What is crazy is that no one has signed Piazza, even as a DH. man if Cashman was ever to bring up his name I would hope the Steinbrenners would do 3 things quickly:
1) Laugh at him
2) fire him
3) hold a press conference to tell the whole world why they canned him

Still Unsigned. :(

Collusion. :mad:

WEAK!

-ARV

No collusion in any organized sense. Nobody simply wants the headaches and bad press. Bonds is yet to have another day in court defending charges of perjury, a very serious charge, BTW, and the one that brought down Marion Jones. Bonds is fucked... and it couldn't happen to a nicer guy. :)

I feel bad for his kid, though.

Still Unsigned. :(

Collusion. :mad:

WEAK!

-ARV
Pay him to hit wiffle balls in your back yard you dick.

Why is the Greatest Baseball Player of all Time Unsigned?

Last time I checked both Jeter and A-rod had pretty nice contracts...

Pay him to hit wiffle balls in your back yard you dick.

I would but I already paid you $20. last weekend to entertain my kids ! :p

Yucko never knew you would end up HERE!

:p

-ARV

Looks like someone FINALLY hit one into Barry Bonds Cove...
:rolleyes:

-ARV

I would love to see him get signed somewhere in New York, just so we could see his reaction to all the retarded press there. They broke down Randy Johnson in a short time, and I would love to see Barroid have to deal with that. He's an ass (with holes in it), and it would be fun to watch.

he's also not the greatest player of all time.

hope he enjoys watching the season from his couch.

THIS IS WHY!
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THIS IS WHY!
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You KNOW something I don't...

He's going to the Yankees!?!?!?! :cool:

-ARV

Your smokin crack if you think Barry Bonds is the best player ever he's not better than Mays,Cobb,Ruth,Ted Williams,Stan Musial,Rodgers Hornsbey,Joe DiMaggio,Hank Aaron hell that just a few off the top of my head.With out the roids he is nothin that's why his bitch ass ain't playin.
But there is 1 team that will sign him The San Quintin Prison Punks hopefully he is playing there by the end of the year.

Your smokin crack if you think Barry Bonds is the best player ever he's not better than Mays,Cobb,Ruth,Ted Williams,Stan Musial,Rodgers Hornsbey,Joe DiMaggio,Hank Aaron hell that just a few off the top of my head.With out the roids he is nothin that's why his bitch ass ain't playin.
But there is 1 team that will sign him The San Quintin Prison Punks hopefully he is playing there by the end of the year.

Ummmmmmm..... I THINK you left something out.

GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!

(ya douche) :mad:

-ARV

Ummmmmmm..... I THINK you left something out.

GREATEST BASEBALL PLAYER OF ALL TIME!!!

(ya douche) :mad:

-ARV


Thats why he played all those years in san fran their the only team that wears butt plugs while their playing..
(ya goober smootcher) :gdf:

Peter Angelos will over pay for him.

Peter Angelos will over pay for him.

:lol:

-ARV

Jose Offerman is unsigned?

Jose Offerman is unsigned?

Has he Hit 743 Homeruns? :rolleyes:

-ARV

I just heard from Bro-In-Law that he's gonna sign w/ the Tigers!
:lol:

-ARV

Looks like he might be in a bit of trouble...


http://www.ktvu.com/news/16257990/detail.html

Something about 15 counts of Perjury... :(

Looks like he'll be playing for the San Quentin Giants ! :p
( a REAL Prison BB Team by the way)

-ARV

Perjry is the reason why.. guess MLB was clued in at some point?

Perjry is the reason why.. guess MLB was clued in at some point?

It's P-E-R-J-U-R-Y
Whatever that is...

C'mon the guy can still swing a stick at a ball!

Give 'em a Chance!!!! :mad:

-ARV

I Think Barry Bonds needs to go to the Red Sox....

They Need Help! And he can HELP THEM! :p

Get Busy Barry!

-ARV

C'mon NY Fakees NEED SOMEBODY!!!

Sign him for leaugue minimum....$8.5 million a year! :p

-ARV

Going to Beantown.... :D

-ARV

Since baseball doesn't have a Dallas Cowboys, nobody is going to sign him.

Hmmmm.... will ANYONE take Him? :rolleyes:

-ARV

Good God! When are the Lawyers going to Get Involved!!!

We need to get this GREAT Champion back on the field.

He needs to feed his Family! :mad:

C'mon MLB sign Barry!

-ARV

Good God! When are the Lawyers going to Get Involved!!!

We need to get this GREAT Champion back on the field.

He needs to feed his Family! :mad:

C'mon MLB sign Barry!

-ARV

maybe he needs better lawyers? :rolleyes:

-ARV

When are the Lawyers going to Get Involved!!!
Don't you think that's the reason why no one wants him??

He's GOOD... Get him on the Field!!! -ARV

I have an Odd feeling he's going to be signed in October... since after all he is Mr. October! :cool:
-ARV

His 'Ball' just made it to Cooperstown!
:p
-ARV

Damn... could it be True?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/07/15/SP2R11PHCM.DTL

Nobody wants him?!?! :mad:

What a buncha dumbasses...

-AV