Ahhhhhhhhhh...

Artie Pizza 2

Artie Dunkin Donuts

Artie is hilarious, and he sure knows how to eat a mean piece of pizza.

COOL NOT

http://www.howardstern.com/today-show-archive.php?sf=3&p=&v=View+Show&m=11&d=17

November 17, 2004

During one of the commercial breaks Artie ran out of the building to get himself a mozzarella, prosciutto and egg sandwich and a caramel layer cake for dessert. He got back before the break was over and was eating his meal by the time Howard came back on live. Howard had him describe the sandwich and wondered how Artie was able to get it so fast. Artie said he knows the people in the restaurant downstairs that made it. Howard said he heard Artie got pooped on by a pigeon yesterday. Artie said yeah, and it dripped off his hair and onto his sweat shirt which pissed him off. Artie said that was the second time he got crapped on. The first time it happened, his grandmother told him it was good luck. Then the next day he was pulled over for a DUI.

Artie's sandwich

Do you like Artie's handlebar mustache? :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v43/aykay/munson2a.jpg

:D

Artie is funny but fuck the yanks go phils

here is Artie in Mexico partying with Senor Artie!
http://img23.imagevenue.com/aAfkjfp01fo1i-7266/loc265/21556_VivaLaArtie.jpg

Artie rules. F Jackie.

sorry i posted a broken pic... here ya go:
http://www.skinning.net/VivaLaArtie.jpg

That sandwich looks gross as hell but I think I gotta try one of those anyway. F- Jackie

Fuck'in gross!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D

Artie is one funny bastard!

http://jokerdoom.com/artiegoodman.jpg

Artie Lange as White Goodman from Dodgeball The Movie

Damn he needs to go on a diet ASAP.

I don't think I would care how fat he got. He's so freakin' hot and I would have loved to have been the Dana in good standing with Artie

Artie needs to do a guest spot on My Name Is Earl