NakedCritic
04-23-2008, 06:57 AM
1) He lacks the brains of a 1st grader and can't spell "School"
2) He calls Howard "Howie", as if he knows him.
3) He claims to live "Around the corner from Howie", as if that impresses people. Homeless people live "around the corner from Howie", genius. On the plus side, it's nice to see that cardboard boxes and dumpsters have Wi-Fi access now.
4) He hasn't taken my advice and eaten buckshot yet.
5) His series of drunken stepfathers didn't beat the shit out of him enough when he whined like a faggot with a skinned knee.
NedsWeed
04-23-2008, 07:01 AM
Oh...I see what you did here.
Tig Wizard
04-23-2008, 07:06 AM
1) He lacks the brains of a 1st grader and can't spell "School"
2) He calls Howard "Howie", as if he knows him.
3) He claims to live "Around the corner from Howie", as if that impresses people. Homeless people live "around the corner from Howie", genius. On the plus side, it's nice to see that cardboard boxes and dumpsters have Wi-Fi access now.
4) He hasn't taken my advice and eaten buckshot yet.
5) His series of drunken stepfathers didn't beat the shit out of him enough when he whined like a faggot with a skinned knee.
6) Even Mutt thinks he is an asshole: wow, you are an asshole too. lighten up francis
artiefan666
04-23-2008, 07:20 AM
"Every thread he's ever attempted to start is shitty."
Cheri
04-23-2008, 07:32 AM
7.) He claims to go to the same gym as Beth and "Howie" and thinks he can flirt with Beth and she will pay attention to him.
super_not
04-23-2008, 07:57 AM
He's a disgusting human being
dark1313star
04-23-2008, 03:36 PM
this is a righteous thread and belongs in the lounge
Delaware
04-23-2008, 07:16 PM
1) He lacks the brains of a 1st grader and can't spell "School"
2) He calls Howard "Howie", as if he knows him.
3) He claims to live "Around the corner from Howie", as if that impresses people. Homeless people live "around the corner from Howie", genius. On the plus side, it's nice to see that cardboard boxes and dumpsters have Wi-Fi access now.
4) He hasn't taken my advice and eaten buckshot yet.
5) His series of drunken stepfathers didn't beat the shit out of him enough when he whined like a faggot with a skinned knee.
And this is why the Naked CFritic is one of the top 5 SFNers.
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