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AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:23 AM
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Passed

Steve just reported KKK died this morning at 7:00am :(

His mother told Langford an infection from pneumonia spread. He succumbed to his illness. He died in custody. He was 39.

He had been in court but before you trash the guy, what he did was ask a 16 year old girl to get in the car & offered her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. Kenneth never even got a chance to defend himself or make a plea so please don't make accusations.

We are respecting one of the original wackpackers who has passed.

http://www.myspace.com/thekennethkeithkallenbachband

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/deacon-daniell-with-kkk.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/3yp3n.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/29ogvoj.jpg

I'M NO WACKO!

Mutt
04-24-2008, 06:24 AM
THE CHARGES
Concerning the charges against Kenneth, she was not a little girl the way it sounds when you hear the news. She was 16 and a guy could easily mistake her age for being an adult. Whereas nobody thinks a little girl is an adult. By saying little girl it sounds like he was a total pedo. At 16, he could have just made an honest mistake.

the girl testified that Kenneth never got out of the car or touched her. all he did was offer her a ride, try to talk her into it, and then left. he even said who he was and threw out his credits. how they could twist that into attempted kidnapping & child abduction is beyond me.

If he did say, your mom knows me I'm sure he meant i'm kenneth ketih from the howard stern show, your mom would know me from the radio. he was delusional into thinking everyone thought he was a big deal, "famous". Anyone who's talked to him knows this is the way he'd talk about himself. I'm confident this was all a misunderstanding simply becasue he was stupid.

It's really a shame he didn't get a chance to testify & try to clear his name.

HIS DEATH
So it's really been bugging me that a thirty something year old guy would die of pneumonia . I mean thats something babies or old people die of. Remember, the jail never brought him to his court date forcing him to stay in jail longer and wait for a new date. I can't help but think that that act led to his death. If he had gone to court on time, he could have defended himself, potentially been released, and gone to the doctor. I find it hard to believe that this was an accident. It seems more like an asshole thing done on purpose to fuck with a "child predator".

The news said he had Cystic fibrosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cystic_fibrosis). So like any good net nerd, i looked it up. here's what I found concerning Cystic fibrosis & pneumonia.

Antibiotics are given whenever pneumonia is suspected or there has been a decline in lung function. Antibiotics are often chosen based on information about prior infections. Many bacteria common in cystic fibrosis are resistant to multiple antibiotics and require weeks of treatment with intravenous antibiotics such as vancomycin, tobramycin, meropenem, ciprofloxacin, and piperacillin. This prolonged therapy often necessitates hospitalization and insertion of a more permanent IV such as a PICC line or Port-a-Cath. Inhaled therapy with antibiotics such as tobramycin and colistin is often given for months at a time in order to improve lung function by impeding the growth of colonized bacteria.[35][36] Oral antibiotics such as ciprofloxacin or azithromycin are sometimes given to help prevent infection or to control ongoing infection.[37] Some individuals spend years between hospitalizations for antibiotics, whereas others require several antibiotic treatments each year.

Considering that the jail couldn't even get him to court, I wouldn't be surprised that they drug their feet getting him to the doctor. According to Langford, Kenneth looked near death when he finally made it to court and he still had not been giving medical treatment. As I read thru everything concerning Cystic fibrosis, it sure seems like something that you need to keep an eye on. Langford said that the last time he was in jail that his mother explained about his condition and they made arrangements to accommodate him. She tried that again this time but they did not give him any special treatment. He wasn't sent to the hospital until he was unconscious & full blown pneumonia. It simply was too little to late.

Pussah2
04-24-2008, 06:24 AM
:(

fatbags
04-24-2008, 06:24 AM
Kenneth Keith



R.I.P.

:(

Cnote187
04-24-2008, 06:24 AM
dag that's horrible

Cyber Bishop
04-24-2008, 06:24 AM
Man....
:( :(

unixgeek
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
This is incredibly sad... Rest in Peace...

"I'm no whacko!"

rald
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
i agree with howard

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
Steve is breaking down. he's crying :(

mrjimbeam
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
LAWSUIT

pokerstar
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
How old was he

monkeyshine
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
steve langford crying about it as he breaks the news on the show.

"mom you gotta get me outta here. i'm not gonna make it."

PJWilliams
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
. . .RIP Kenneth I can't believe this. :sadbye:

JustJeff24
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
I am in shock right now. He was the best and I fucking loved his MNF commerical.

RIP KKK :(

danny_darko85
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
he was a fucking child molester

Wintermute007
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
Holy shit dude.. i cant believe this.. KKK ruled.. I didnt believe those charges..

Its very sad.. he was a funny dude

Cloon
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
Good news for young children.

Mutt
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
holy crap

johnbutler1
04-24-2008, 06:25 AM
That sucks.....recent charges not withstanding, he was an original Wackpacker..


RIP Kenneth Keith

kleinrider
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
You'll be missed...

binhphuocngu
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
Good news for young children.


You're a DOUCHEBAG!

PJWilliams
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
Steve is breaking down. he's crying :(


This is insane......I can't believe it.

Cabana Classic
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
man that was unexpected...

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
Good news for young children.

Ban this mother fucker!!!

monkeyshine
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
How old was he

Artie: "someone just said 39"

Purity Knight
04-24-2008, 06:26 AM
If he really did try and abduct a little girl, this was God's divine wrath, and his hammer doth smite the wicked


R I P

MISANTHROPE
04-24-2008, 06:27 AM
Good news for young children.

dude, come on now. show a little respect

binhphuocngu
04-24-2008, 06:27 AM
What the FUCK??

mooby
04-24-2008, 06:27 AM
john hine crying about it as he breaks the news on the show.

"mom you gotta get me outta here. i'm not gonna make it." john hine?

SwingOnThis
04-24-2008, 06:27 AM
this was God's divine wrath, and his hammer doth smite the wicked


:rolleyes:

Mootzerell
04-24-2008, 06:27 AM
Did they say how he died????? Was it suicide???

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
this is really nuts! i cant believe this

OzMan
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
What's the over/under on Kenneth Kieth threads appearring?

mrd160
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
:( that sucks...:bigcry:

AcquiringSignal
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
Favorite Moment -

"Yeah, We Gangbanged Her ..." ~KKK :D

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
What's the over/under on Kenneth Kieth threads appearring? well this is the first so tell em all to fuck off from me :)

NuclearPalsy
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
john hine crying about it as he breaks the news on the show.

"mom you gotta get me outta here. i'm not gonna make it."

That's Steve Langford...

johnb
04-24-2008, 06:28 AM
Very strange--holy shit-

Mutt
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
poor KKK. and how horrible to go before being able to defend himself of the charges.

and after they forgot to bring him to his court date. they left him in jail longer than necessary. that certainly added to health issues

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/sternhalloween10-07013.jpg

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/kkk3.jpg

ZosoHitler
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Here's the Monday Night Football commercial Kenneth did..

dE1Xz6twIEM

STLSteve
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
LAWSUIT damn right.

muhmuhmulligan
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Damn. Fucking prison doctors

Alogusz
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Fuck!

R.I.P. K.K.K.

http://www.kennethkeith.com/images/howardkenneth.jpg

Rush Has AIDS
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
holy shit....

I'm visiting family in Florida and I hadn't really listened in several days, and this is the first thing I'm hearing...


damn KKK, RIP.

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Good news for young children.

:banplz:

vashier
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Holy shit...

Oscar Wilde
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
How strange.
His death was as strange as his life :(

hashmang
04-24-2008, 06:29 AM
Fucking sad... Wtf.. totally caught me off guard. I wonder wtf happened? Suicide? CF? :o

RingofFire
04-24-2008, 06:30 AM
:(

CupOJava
04-24-2008, 06:30 AM
:down: Poor Kenneth Keith....We're gunna miss you crazy man.
His poor mommy :console:

eulogia
04-24-2008, 06:30 AM
From what Langford just said regarding the discrepancies between original police reports and subsequent court testemony, there's a lot of question about whether KKK even did what he was accused of. So, how about we all give this guy the benefit of the doubt and give him some respect for passing away under these sad circumstances.

talkinwhiskey
04-24-2008, 06:30 AM
Hey everybody, this is Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Check out my video of me taking a shit and blowing smoke out of my eyes in Hell.

jumbod666
04-24-2008, 06:30 AM
That sucks....RIP Kenneth Keith


I smell a Stern Spotlight

arkhambt
04-24-2008, 06:30 AM
:( :( :(

PJWilliams
04-24-2008, 06:31 AM
dE1Xz6twIEM

Mutt
04-24-2008, 06:31 AM
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/deacon-daniell-with-kkk.jpg

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/dsc00408%20(custom).jpg

WhoreMonger
04-24-2008, 06:31 AM
RIP KKK!

I wonder if this is for real? Didn't he have cystic fibrosis? Could have fucked up his immune system and the pneumonia ran wild.

wrkn4livn
04-24-2008, 06:31 AM
RIP

starless
04-24-2008, 06:32 AM
what the fuck... this sucks

STLSteve
04-24-2008, 06:32 AM
he was a fucking child molester allegded! never convicted.

ShutupMoron
04-24-2008, 06:32 AM
If he really did try and abduct a little girl, this was God's divine wrath, and his hammer doth smite the wicked

R I P

The girl was reported to be 16 years old.

dan5card
04-24-2008, 06:33 AM
RIP :(

mooby
04-24-2008, 06:33 AM
From what Langford just said regarding the discrepancies between original police reports and subsequent court testemony, there's a lot of question about whether KKK even did what he was accused of. So, how about we all give this guy the benefit of the doubt and give him some respect for passing away under these sad circumstances. agreed.

Gatorbater
04-24-2008, 06:33 AM
When you are arrested and incarcerated, you become a ward of the state and your welfare is the responsibility of the stat e. If you die under their care, it is their responsibility. I hope his mom sues.

mooby
04-24-2008, 06:33 AM
The girl was reported to be 16 years old. and 16 years old NEVER lie for attention.

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:33 AM
This is really big news. This is the most shocking death since Hank.

molokoPlus
04-24-2008, 06:34 AM
this is fucking sad........too bad he didnt get to have his day in court. one of the original, true wackpackers.
r.i.p. KKK.......

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:34 AM
omg robin is being such a cunt right now. wtf.

DestroVega
04-24-2008, 06:34 AM
Does his case still go to trial?... I would like it to if I were his family just to clear his name... if they think they have a good shot.

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 06:34 AM
If he really did try and abduct a little girl, this was God's divine wrath, and his hammer doth smite the wicked


R I P

You believe in the tooth fairy to ?

Divine Wrath ... gimme a break.

molokoPlus
04-24-2008, 06:34 AM
This is really big news. This is the most shocking death since Hank.
agreed, AnfKid.........this really is huge. he goes waaaaaay back with the show.

LiveOakBlues
04-24-2008, 06:35 AM
It's sad, but that guy was way obnoxious

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:35 AM
Does his case still go to trial?... I would like it to if I were his family just to clear his name... if they think they have a good shot.


Dominic just reported upon the persons death, the case is dismissed.

Johnny Depp
04-24-2008, 06:35 AM
He was innocent.....the dude has no common sense....well had :(
bottom line he probably just wanted to tap the little slut on the shoulder to get her attention or something

Irish John
04-24-2008, 06:35 AM
Damn, he was just at the fall ball allegedly eating a chick out.... RIP Keneth !!!

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 06:35 AM
Does his case still go to trial?... I would like it to if I were his family just to clear his name... if they think they have a good shot.

It's kind of hard to have a trial without a defendant

Missed the day they were teaching law at law school ?

Purity Knight
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
You believe in the tooth fairy to ?

Divine Wrath ... gimme a break.


No, I just thought it sounded cool

bbj
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
good night, funny man...

hWZ59PhSVDM

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
It's sad, but that guy was way obnoxious

obnoxious!? he was the most retardly humble guy. i never saw Kenneth in any kinda snotty or obnoxious way

patpel70
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
I'm torn....not sure if i'm sad or just kinda shocked.

LISA C.
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
poor KKK. and how horrible to go before being able to defend himself of the charges.

and after they forgot to bring him to his court date. they left him in jail longer than necessary. that certainly added to health issues

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/sternhalloween10-07013.jpg

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/kkk3.jpg

I hate to say this.............. but I think what he's doing in the 2nd pic. here is what killed him. ;)

RIP

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
You believe in the tooth fairy to ?

Divine Wrath ... gimme a break.

Never deny the existence of karma, tempting fate is usually when it bites you in the ass. ;)

ShutupMoron
04-24-2008, 06:36 AM
Did they say how he died????? Was it suicide???

Langford reported it was thought to be pneumonia.

tumbleweeed
04-24-2008, 06:37 AM
poor KKK. and how horrible to go before being able to defend himself of the charges.

and after they forgot to bring him to his court date. they left him in jail longer than necessary. that certainly added to health issues


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Im thinking she'd rather forget this episode in her life (if she even remembers it happened). A blurred face would be a nice gesture

cTownTim
04-24-2008, 06:37 AM
I remembered KKK on channel 9
Very Very Sad.

R.I.P. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach

Convicted Felon
04-24-2008, 06:37 AM
KKK was a cool fucken cat

roadheadsamazin
04-24-2008, 06:38 AM
Kenneth Keith pisses himself
TL9Jx-IDUlw

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:38 AM
Damn, he was just at the fall ball allegedly eating a chick out.... RIP Keneth !!!


i saw the pics. there was no allegedly about it. his face was in her. i wonder if langford will get a comment from the widdow :( she coulda been the last person to taste the love of one of the founding fathers of the wack pack

DestroVega
04-24-2008, 06:38 AM
Dominic just reported upon the persons death, the case is dismissed.

oh ok, not in the car yet to hear obviously, thanks.

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 06:39 AM
Never deny the existence of karma, tempting fate is usually when it bites you in the ass. ;)

I believe in what I can see and what has been proven. Until the almighty gets down on his knees and bites my ass ... I'll keep believing in reality.

DestroVega
04-24-2008, 06:40 AM
I just realized I have the shirt KKK is wearing at the ball, haha, wow.

andy08502
04-24-2008, 06:40 AM
you accually believe kkk was tryin to lour a kid into his car to fuck him..come on u know kkk was proboly just tryin to talk to sum kid while he was drivin n got the cops called on his cause hes so weird

DobieGillis
04-24-2008, 06:41 AM
Sad to hear this.

Mutt
04-24-2008, 06:41 AM
Look guys he supposedly asked a 16 year old girl to get int he car & he'd give her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. he never got a chance to defend himself so drop the shit.

we are respecting a wack packer who has passed.

I've got a dildo.

when I woke up I wanted a turkey sandwich. I didn't get one.

Earth Dog
04-24-2008, 06:41 AM
Good night, funnyman.

paisano0724
04-24-2008, 06:41 AM
R.I.P. "I'm no wacko..."

ryanv1978
04-24-2008, 06:42 AM
wow


RIP KKK

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 06:43 AM
he never got a chance to defend himself so drop the shit.

Finally ... the voice of reason.

DestroVega
04-24-2008, 06:43 AM
a lot of wack packers have fallen in the last few years... sad, really.

mooby
04-24-2008, 06:43 AM
Look guys he supposedly asked a 16 year old girl to get int he car & he'd give her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. he never got a chance to defend himself so drop the shit.

we are respecting a wack packer who has passed.

I've got a dildo.

when I woke up I wanted a turkey sandwich. I didn't get one. ban them all, nothing was proven, this is slander. :ban:

yazoo
04-24-2008, 06:44 AM
http://www.rrruploader.com//files/139/KKKBLOWSSMOKEAGAIN.gif

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:44 AM
I believe in what I can see and what has been proven. Until the almighty gets down on his knees and bites my ass ... I'll keep believing in reality.

You assume karma isn't a mechanism of reality? But what you say is true, and I agree. "Worshiping" that which brings life is the true faith. Alterable fate.

phishflyer
04-24-2008, 06:44 AM
long live kenneth keith

Irish John
04-24-2008, 06:44 AM
Look guys he supposedly asked a 16 year old girl to get int he car & he'd give her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. he never got a chance to defend himself so drop the shit.

we are respecting a wack packer who has passed.

I've got a dildo.

when I woke up I wanted a turkey sandwich. I didn't get one.

He also called a company that made couch cushions several times to ask if his custom covers were ready...It made no sense, was not funny, but was funny to him.....He probably thought this would make for a good prank and it backfired

gabbos
04-24-2008, 06:45 AM
wow, i wonder if he will ever get vindication now that hes dead.

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 06:45 AM
You assume karma isn't a mechanism of reality? But what you say is true, and I agree. "Worshiping" that which brings life is the true faith. Alterable fate.

We agree to disagree.

JeffJ
04-24-2008, 06:45 AM
:omfg: That poor mixed up guy. How horrible and sad. :(
Wasn't he getting the proper medical treatment in jail?

yazoo
04-24-2008, 06:45 AM
http://www.rrruploader.com//files/139/kkksingss.gif

wannabeartie
04-24-2008, 06:45 AM
where's a news link to this

mooby
04-24-2008, 06:46 AM
howard - wake up! sal was just in there talking about him diddling the little girl.

yazoo
04-24-2008, 06:46 AM
lol

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:46 AM
We agree to disagree.
:p Agreed.

GIRLYRED
04-24-2008, 06:47 AM
I am so uspet!!! He was so young. With all of his craziness he made us laugh!!!! I didn't personally know him but I truly do not believe he was trying to harm this little girl. I think she misunderstood he was just being KKK and she got scared!!! He will be missed!!!

wannabeartie
04-24-2008, 06:47 AM
this is a bunch of horse shit

blahfrickinblah
04-24-2008, 06:47 AM
If he had cystic fibrosis like they said, pneumonia would definitely be a cause to put his ass in the hospital for treatment. Not a shitty jail infirmary. I am wondering how the jail handled his illness and if they blew it off. I see a huge lawsuit in Mama KKK's future.

Poor bastard. RIP :(

Marijuanathon
04-24-2008, 06:48 AM
dominic just made a douche move for sure.

howard48
04-24-2008, 06:48 AM
RIP

mattman90
04-24-2008, 06:49 AM
RIP Man!! Those channel 9 shows were great.

hookman
04-24-2008, 06:49 AM
RIP Kenneth

wannabeartie
04-24-2008, 06:49 AM
hello ... can anyone produce any proof of this?

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 06:49 AM
dominic just made a douche move for sure.

Not his best call or argument

JeffJ
04-24-2008, 06:50 AM
Look guys he supposedly asked a 16 year old girl to get int he car & he'd give her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. he never got a chance to defend himself so drop the shit.

we are respecting a wack packer who has passed.

I've got a dildo.

when I woke up I wanted a turkey sandwich. I didn't get one.


:( Oh wow. I feel so bad now. They originally made it out to sound like he tried to lure a young child into his car and then tried to pull her in.
He must have been so afraid in jail. What a depressing and scary place and way to die. :(

yazoo
04-24-2008, 06:50 AM
hello ... can anyone produce any proof of this?


http://www.rrruploader.com//files/139/kkk.gif

ShutupMoron
04-24-2008, 06:50 AM
The bloated attorney has made an ass of himself once again.

GatGirl69
04-24-2008, 06:50 AM
Wow...I literally just heard about this five seconds ago! I'm stunned.
I remember when he found out I was a woman and lived in Philly he sent me email asking me for pics.
He didn't care if I was a lesbian.

RIP

Irish John
04-24-2008, 06:50 AM
HPE, I know you loved KKK, but don't screw up your job to build a shrine...Although it would be nice KKK wouldn't want you to lose your job

Player 1
04-24-2008, 06:50 AM
terrible

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:51 AM
:omfg: That poor mixed up guy. How horrible and sad. :(
Wasn't he getting the proper medical treatment in jail? langford reported he was transported to a regular hospital when he got really sick

Tryle
04-24-2008, 06:52 AM
Ralph said he was dying to get back on the show.

JackiePuppet
04-24-2008, 06:52 AM
What an awful way to die. I loved watching that whacko on Channel 9.

Is it true that he had cystic fibrosis?

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:52 AM
HPE, I know you loved KKK, but don't screw up your job to build a shrine...Although it would be nice KKK wouldn't want you to lose your job


you cant stop that speeding train. high pitch will do what he's always done.

JoeyBoots
04-24-2008, 06:52 AM
Kevin Keith Kallenbach Passed

Steve just reported KKK died :(

His mother told Langford an infection from pneumonia spread. He succumbed to his illness. He died in custody.

He had been in court but before you trash the guy, what he did was ask a 16 year old girl to get in the car & offered her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. Kenneth never even got a chance to defend himself or make a plea so please don't make accusations.

We are respecting one of the original wackpackers who has passed.

http://www.myspace.com/thekennethkeithkallenbachband

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/deacon-daniell-with-kkk.jpg

http://i27.tinypic.com/3yp3n.jpg

http://i28.tinypic.com/29ogvoj.jpg

I'M NO WACKO!

crazy man...........so young to die and to die in custody sucks.......rip Kenneth. :sk:

Cheri
04-24-2008, 06:53 AM
Well that's sad news. How in the hell did this happen? Why didn't they move him to the hospital if he was that sick? Some heads should roll.

Player 1
04-24-2008, 06:54 AM
they did move him, they said days ago i heard. they said he was in care in the prison and at a hospital

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 06:55 AM
Well that's sad news. How in the hell did this happen? Why didn't they move him to the hospital if he was that sick? Some heads should roll. he was moved when he got really sick according to langford.

PJWilliams
04-24-2008, 06:55 AM
Still in shock and saddened terribly by this...........


Time to go take bong rips in memory of Kenneth.

RIP

1BadMF
04-24-2008, 06:55 AM
lol.......Langford sounds like such a pussy......waaaaaaaaH!

Now all the wannnabes call in to for a reason to insert themselves into the show :rolleyes:

atlsternfan
04-24-2008, 06:56 AM
R.I.P. Kenneth Keith

monkmullen
04-24-2008, 06:57 AM
Wow, sad stuff.

mrmcfeely
04-24-2008, 06:57 AM
He was one of the reasons I loved the Ch. 9 show as a teenager. RIP funnyman!

Psychedelic Bee
04-24-2008, 06:58 AM
i'm glad that most of the many replies here are kind.

the story of his arrest hasn't sat right with me. i hope justice prevails.

VA_siCkBoy
04-24-2008, 06:59 AM
You're no wacko. RIP Kenneth Keith

Mutt
04-24-2008, 07:00 AM
how does Sal have the balls to go in there and call a dead guy a pedophile for offering a ride to a 16 year old when he's the same guy that was sniffing a 16 year olds panties. honestly, which is worse?

peekozi
04-24-2008, 07:00 AM
A local boy made good in the big city. Tragic.
RIP KKK.

JeffJ
04-24-2008, 07:01 AM
langford reported he was transported to a regular hospital when he got really sick

OK, thanks. I really hope they didn't wait unecessarily and make him suffer if he could have been helped had they brought him to the hospital sooner. They're really not equipped to deal with major illness in the fuckin jail infirmary, and how many times have we heard about the shitty treatment many prisoners get?
His poor mom. :(

hperic
04-24-2008, 07:01 AM
R I P KKK

binhphuocngu
04-24-2008, 07:01 AM
how does Sal have the balls to go in there and call a dead guy a pedophile for offering a ride to a 16 year old when he's the same guy that was sniffing a 16 year olds panties. honestly, which is worse?

You're more man than me. I would have seeked out Sal and took a bat to his head.

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 07:01 AM
how does Sal have the balls to go in there and call a dead guy a pedophile for offering a ride to a 16 year old when he's the same guy that was sniffing a 16 year olds panties. honestly, which is worse?


and THANK GOD yer the one to say it

Mutt: :bow:

TSS Taylor
04-24-2008, 07:02 AM
He was one of my favorites so sad. :sadbye:

1BadMF
04-24-2008, 07:02 AM
how does Sal have the balls to go in there and call a dead guy a pedophile for offering a ride to a 16 year old when he's the same guy that was sniffing a 16 year olds panties. honestly, which is worse?

both

peekozi
04-24-2008, 07:02 AM
how does Sal have the balls to go in there and call a dead guy a pedophile for offering a ride to a 16 year old when he's the same guy that was sniffing a 16 year olds panties. honestly, which is worse?

At least the girl had a choice to get in the car. Innocent until proven guilty.

Sal is worse. Admitted guilt.

LanceEluction
04-24-2008, 07:03 AM
Rest in Peace funny man.

And contrary to Howard's statement- 16-year-olds DO lie. This new back-peddling Howie is getting to be annoying. "Well Hitler *did* make the trains runs on time..."

If she *is* proven to have lied, that certainly would be a contributing factor in KKK's death and such behavior should certainly be prosecuted if proven to the requirements of law. Both parties MUST be protected by presumption of innocence though. Nothing good can come from this.


A very sad moment. :(

GRAYHEAD
04-24-2008, 07:05 AM
poor KKK. and how horrible to go before being able to defend himself of the charges.

and after they forgot to bring him to his court date. they left him in jail longer than necessary. that certainly added to health issues

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/sternhalloween10-07013.jpg

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/kkk3.jpg

Wasn't she underaged also.

Sgt Pecker
04-24-2008, 07:05 AM
damn :(

RIP Kenneth

Pong Lenis
04-24-2008, 07:05 AM
... when he's the same guy that was sniffing a 16 year olds panties. honestly, which is worse?

I agree with binh .... I'd fuck him up if I were in your shoes.

Divine justice = Louisville Slugger

DrQ
04-24-2008, 07:09 AM
If he had cystic fibrosis he's luck to have lasted this long.

Loosh
04-24-2008, 07:09 AM
what he did was ask a 16 year old girl to get in the car & offered her a ride home.

What he did was ask a girl if she wanted a ride home, he did not know her age and for all he knew she was 19 or 20.

He probably had no intent to break any laws, and meanwhile, the rat fucks in the DA's office spread these rumors about "abducting a child, a little girl" and cunty lawyers like Dominic helped to support those rumors.

Being accused of that bullshit is probably why he is dead right now.

Double A
04-24-2008, 07:10 AM
Hey Now......R.I.P. Kenneth Keith :( .

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 07:11 AM
What he did was ask a girl if she wanted a ride home, he did not know her age and for all he knew she was 19 or 20.

He probably had no intent to break any laws, and meanwhile, the rat fucks in the DA's office spread these rumors about "abducting a child, a little girl" and cunty lawyers like Dominic helped to support those rumors.

Being accused of that bullshit is probably why he is dead right now.


mutt edited and added to my post so yer responding to him not me

GRAYHEAD
04-24-2008, 07:12 AM
Im thinking she'd rather forget this episode in her life (if she even remembers it happened). A blurred face would be a nice gesture

Fuck you, If she doesn't want it all over the website then don't do it at a party for a website.

bbj
04-24-2008, 07:13 AM
Well that's sad news. How in the hell did this happen? Why didn't they move him to the hospital if he was that sick? Some heads should roll.

pneumonia is a fucked up thing. it can sneak up fast on some people. i knew a young person about kkk's age who was at home with it who died without going and getting the proper care. for a while it could have seemed like he had a bad cold or the flu. they probably had him in the jail infirmary and then moved him to the hospital when his condition worsened.

loralovesartie
04-24-2008, 07:13 AM
very sad news. I'm shocked :(

bababooey2uall
04-24-2008, 07:13 AM
He has been one of the more annoying and worthless (to the show) wackpackers for the past 10 years, but I'm sorry to hear that he died of pneumonia...and he was relatively young, so I would think the police just didn't bother to give him good medical care....sounds like they basically killed him, which is bullshit.

And I doubt he was going to molest a 16 y/o and even if he wanted to bang her, I don't blame him because 16 is pretty much a young woman despite what laws say when they vary state to state.

Even though I didn't like him on the show, this news is surprisingly sad.

Loosh
04-24-2008, 07:14 AM
mutt edited and added to my post so yer responding to him not me

I agreed with the post. What he did was most likely not going get him convicted of ANY crime.

But he ended up getting the death penalty because of shitbirds in the DA's office, they should be investigated for lying to the media and trumping up the charges.

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 07:15 AM
:sadbye:

VeganNProudChik
04-24-2008, 07:16 AM
This pisses me off. I hope somebody is held accountable. Can you sue those doctors or are they exempt too? If we are innocent until proven guilty, especially, we deserve amazing health care. I am sick of hearing we are 38th in the world in terms of health care. Our doctors and hospitals are dip shits and make people worse.
See Martin Amis book, "Times Arrow" if that isn't true, holy shit. SUE ANARCHY NO MORE DEATH PENALTY

bababooey2uall
04-24-2008, 07:17 AM
ban them all, nothing was proven, this is slander. :ban:

you can't really "slander" a dead person, but I agree that those dumbfucks should be banned who say he was molesting children.

LanceEluction
04-24-2008, 07:17 AM
He has been one of the more annoying and worthless (to the show) wackpackers for the past 10 years, but I'm sorry to hear that he died of pneumonia...and he was relatively young, so I would think the police just didn't bother to give him good medical care....sounds like they basically killed him, which is bullshit.

And I doubt he was going to molest a 16 y/o and even if he wanted to bang her, I don't blame him because 16 is pretty much a young woman despite what laws say when they vary state to state.

Even though I didn't like him on the show, this news is surprisingly sad.

Age of consent in NJ and PA is 16, and 17 in NY, for examples, so they couldn't add "attempted statutory rape" to the charges.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America

DrQ
04-24-2008, 07:18 AM
It sounds like a 16 yo girl is walking along, some wierd guy pulls up asks if she needs a ride gets spooked tells dad...

TickyTowMein
04-24-2008, 07:18 AM
Look guys he supposedly asked a 16 year old girl to get int he car & he'd give her a ride home. That's far from saying his a child molester. The girl even testified that he never got out of the car or touched her. he never got a chance to defend himself so drop the shit.

...

when I woke up I wanted a turkey sandwich. I didn't get one.

Best Kenneth quote of all time.

RIP

Kevin

DevilDog
04-24-2008, 07:18 AM
I will forever remember the night I was in high school when a huge group of us were at a party watching the Ch 9 show and KKK pulled the smoke out the eyes bit. I don't think I ever laughed that hard in my life.

RIP you fucking whacko. We love you and will miss you.

SantosLHalper
04-24-2008, 07:19 AM
very heavy indeed. RIP Kenneth

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 07:22 AM
they gotta play that date KKK had with that chick and they followed him around with a camera. he was asking/begging to fuck her the whole time in the restaurant. he was so funny creepy

toaster
04-24-2008, 07:23 AM
Sad to see him go. Although I have to admit I'm surprised he lasted this long, given all the crazy things he was always willing to do.

If you had KKK and SteveO in a death pool, before today, it would have been a tough call.

ansky1169
04-24-2008, 07:24 AM
Very sad news. RIP Kenneth. :ab:

MrJeff2000
04-24-2008, 07:26 AM
Too bad they can't rush a Kevin Keith special onto Mammary Lane for tomorrow.

nipseyrussell
04-24-2008, 07:28 AM
I feel horrible that KKK died.

But..... had he not had his numerous DUI arrests, he wouldn't have violated his parole and been able to make bail and been out of jail. The outcome was horrible but you can't blame the prison system totally. They're over-crowded and not equipped to give proper medical treatment to someone that has cystic fibrosis. He should have been released due to medical reasons, he wasn't a flight risk.

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 07:29 AM
Too bad they can't rush a Kevin Keith special onto Mammary Lane for tomorrow.

I hope Kevin Keith pays tribute to Kennith Keith :(

LessMoonbeams
04-24-2008, 07:30 AM
the life expectancy of a wackpacker
ain't long :mad:

RetartedFlu
04-24-2008, 07:31 AM
dag...

We will miss you Kenneth.

Shoo Shoo,

RF

jk2hax
04-24-2008, 07:32 AM
RIP :(

elculey
04-24-2008, 07:33 AM
Sad news. And yes, remember that he was never convicted.....

Sluggy
04-24-2008, 07:34 AM
He's not dead....

EddieAssKill
04-24-2008, 07:35 AM
RIP

XxWickedz28xX
04-24-2008, 07:36 AM
RIP KENNETH

eve the queefer
04-24-2008, 07:36 AM
holy crap

No shit I AM STUNNED BY THIS HORRIBLE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I am listening to the west coast feed and i just called Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha one the tele to tell him he won second prize for my pics and he told me that KKK died! I couldn't believe it- this is TOO SURREAL..... what a tragedy- this is a sad day for all stern fans and especially the wack pack :(


REST IN PEACE KENNETH KEITH




- Eve the Queefer

AnfKid
04-24-2008, 07:38 AM
He's not dead.... :right:

SternFanTwo
04-24-2008, 07:40 AM
RIP, a truely original guy.

maynardjk
04-24-2008, 07:41 AM
It's kind of hard to have a trial without a defendant

Missed the day they were teaching law at law school ?

Its not like most defendants actually take the stand. They usually just sit and listen through the entire case while the lawyers duke it out.

WhoreMonger
04-24-2008, 07:42 AM
Kennith Keith, for better or for worse, was a one of a kind guy.

Good night, funnyman :(

pemulis
04-24-2008, 07:42 AM
i've been walking around the last few days mumbling "borderline genius" from his appearance that was replayed last week. :(

RIP KKK

Rock Stoner
04-24-2008, 07:43 AM
He was great back in the day. I like to think he goes to the great beyond an innocent man. RIP

Pete From PA
04-24-2008, 07:44 AM
He died of pneumonia? In custody? Jesus H. Christ, wtf is THAT all about? A young guy like KKK? How can this even happen? You can bet your ass someone's going to dig into this.

This pisses me off, royally, along with the fact that KKK died without having the opportunity to fight the charges that were brought against him. People always assume the worst, and it's just not right, fair or - in many cases - accurate.

RIP KKK. You will be missed.

ArtieDeVanzo
04-24-2008, 07:44 AM
What time did they start talking about it on the show today?

DIMEBAG_RIP
04-24-2008, 07:46 AM
RIP KENNETH this is a very sad day :(

Isn't he considered the first wack packer? I've heard that before but I only knew the tv show from back then.

Hi Eve! Miss you, you're never here anymore :hw:

Titanium Ditka
04-24-2008, 07:46 AM
Now, that was a whackpacker....RIP

WhoreMonger
04-24-2008, 07:48 AM
He died of pneumonia? In custody? Jesus H. Christ, wtf is THAT all about? A young guy like KKK? How can this even happen? You can bet your ass someone's going to dig into this.

This pisses me off, royally, along with the fact that KKK died without having the opportunity to fight the charges that were brought against him. People always assume the worst, and it's just not right, fair or - in many cases - accurate.

RIP KKK. You will be missed.

From what I recall hearing recently, he suffered from cystic fibrosis his whole life. He probably had a very fucked up immune system. At the same time, he shouldn't have died from ANYTHING while he was in the care of the state.

His Mom should file suit against the state, get a decent payoff. That poor woman, nobody should have to bury their child.

JoeyBoots
04-24-2008, 07:49 AM
What time did they start talking about it on the show today?

about 8:20.

WhoreMonger
04-24-2008, 07:50 AM
What time did they start talking about it on the show today?

Early, in the second hour I think. Gary reported that Langford had some 'upsetting' breaking news, and Howie reluctantly allowed him to come in.

vetteish
04-24-2008, 07:50 AM
RIP. Didn't get his comedy, but no one should die early

bitslap47
04-24-2008, 07:51 AM
Very sad. He lived not that far from me. Is there anything we can do to help his mother out? Donation information?

Pete From PA
04-24-2008, 07:52 AM
From what I recall hearing recently, he suffered from cystic fibrosis his whole life. He probably had a very fucked up immune system. At the same time, he shouldn't have died from ANYTHING while he was in the care of the state.

His Mom should file suit against the state, get a decent payoff. That poor woman, nobody should have to bury their child.

Yeah, I knew about the CF. He should have been in a hospital, not a prison cell. :mad:

WhoreMonger
04-24-2008, 07:54 AM
Yeah, I knew about the CF. He should have been in a hospital, not a prison cell. :mad:

He was transferred from the prison infirmary to a private hospital, where he died. :(

Vickroy
04-24-2008, 07:58 AM
I met him once during a screening of Private Parts. He seemed like an OK guy. He was kinda acting like a rockstar, but that was Kenneth Keith, I guess. RIP. He signed my book.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m4/Vickroy_2006/scan0003.jpg

kforbs126
04-24-2008, 07:59 AM
RIP Kenneth I don't think he did what they say he did.

Georgie Jessel
04-24-2008, 08:00 AM
Fuck! This is really sad, and tragic. His blowing-smoke-through-the-eyes appearance on the Channel 9 show was quite possibly the funniest and most memorable Howard moment ever. He could have done nothing else in his life and I'd still remember the fucker.

:( Rest In Peace Kenneth...

TheBlueMeanie
04-24-2008, 08:01 AM
God speed Kenneth. Shame he never got to defend himself.

knke
04-24-2008, 08:01 AM
RIP KKK.

carlito_tx
04-24-2008, 08:02 AM
fucking sad.

RIP.

Hubbs
04-24-2008, 08:04 AM
RIP

rolltide
04-24-2008, 08:05 AM
RIP KKK

You made us laugh, you will be missed.

LiveOakBlues
04-24-2008, 08:09 AM
Why does everyone assume he did not commit the crime he was accused of? His behavior with the porn star certainly pointed to that. Just because the dude is dead does not mean he is automatically innocent

trim spa baby
04-24-2008, 08:09 AM
RIP

humongous
04-24-2008, 08:10 AM
He truly was the original Beavis and Butthead/Jackass.
RIP KKK :(

blue2noise
04-24-2008, 08:14 AM
Fucking sad... Wtf.. totally caught me off guard. I wonder wtf happened? Suicide? CF? :o

Soubds like MRSA Staph

carlito_tx
04-24-2008, 08:15 AM
Soubds like MRSA Staph

is that polite way of saying instant AIDS from prison rape? :(

TREVONBACH
04-24-2008, 08:15 AM
well, at least you don't have to blow into your car to get it started anymore.

rock on funnyman

KKKRIPKKK

GarysBMask
04-24-2008, 08:22 AM
If he was guilty, he will pay for what he did. If he wasn't, it was a shame that he did not get a chance to defend himself. RIP Kenneth.

GHP
04-24-2008, 08:28 AM
Aw. :(

Tom from T.O.
04-24-2008, 08:37 AM
http://www.govs.com/Comic%20Gallery%20pages/Martlingredbrick.jpg

ROYSPHLEGM
04-24-2008, 08:40 AM
:bf: :gf: :sk:

BroccoliRob
04-24-2008, 08:42 AM
:(

HeinousMark
04-24-2008, 08:42 AM
What a trip, I just woke up late, and this is the first thread I saw... I don't really know the details, but it sounds like the local cops had a hard-on for KKK, and tried to trump this "abduction" accusation up to bring him down. Though he was transferred to a hospital, I'll just bet they knew he needed medical help sooner (or thought he was faking). By the time they realized they'd fucked up, it was too late... "Fuck Da Police"... Party on, KKK...

Irishogre
04-24-2008, 08:45 AM
Yeah, it's a shame. For years my friends and I would randomly quote him from his "Howard for Governor" speech.......

"I'm no wacko. Who wants to see my dildo?"

STANLEY6148
04-24-2008, 08:51 AM
RIP KKK!

PETROCK
04-24-2008, 09:01 AM
Dam man sorry to hear he died. Was a good guy the time I met him at a bar in South Jersey.

57PaulCustom
04-24-2008, 09:02 AM
Great that some assume this is automatically the police's fault. This is always a sore spot with me as I was a flatfoot for years.

It is a shame he died. He was one of a kind.

Lets hope postmortem that we and the world find out KKK was innocent of these charges.

BonswanaMiliken
04-24-2008, 09:03 AM
rip kkk
what a bizarre final few weeks to his life.

GeorgeOConnor
04-24-2008, 09:04 AM
bummer.. RIP.

Bamz23
04-24-2008, 09:07 AM
this seems like it's not true? can't believe it...waiting to hear it on the replay

Proud Listener
04-24-2008, 09:13 AM
Langford had spoken to KKK's Mother, and she was understandably upset, so Langford was upset reporting it.
RIP, KKK.

bababooey2uall
04-24-2008, 09:14 AM
Howard kept saying on the air that Kenneth was accused of abducting a "little girl"...I wonder if he is just so old that anyone under 20 seems like a toddler or if he's just misinformed or doesn't care....seems like a big distinction between an 8 y/o and 16 y/o to me.

Howie Jr.
04-24-2008, 09:15 AM
rip kkk
what a bizarre final few weeks to his life.

:bc:

The GiB
04-24-2008, 09:17 AM
whoa, wtf? this is wild

AttyTude
04-24-2008, 09:19 AM
In Memory of Kenneth Keith

Hey fans thanks a lot on all the comps about the crank call to the furniture company down south. Everyone loves this call. It’s Gold. Thanks a mill!!!

but hey…

What’s up Howard Stern fans,
It's me Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. I just made a great crank phony phone call to some furniture store down south. This is great!!! Here it is Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Makes Phony Phone Call to Furniture Store (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kz8YuOwuam4).

Thanks a lot,
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
KennethKeith.com (http://www.KennethKeith.com)

http://www.kennethkeith.com/images/bluelong3.jpg

His last posts - this from 3/3/08

LanceEluction
04-24-2008, 09:22 AM
Joey said that Steve first broke in at 8:20 so it should be coming up any minute on the West Coast Feed.

Kilroy
04-24-2008, 09:22 AM
Damn, he was just at the fall ball allegedly eating a chick out.... RIP Keneth !!!

ummmm...

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/media/fallball07/photos/kkk3.jpg

if that's "allegedly", then damn..

AttyTude
04-24-2008, 09:23 AM
this from 2/27

Hey what’s up Howard Stern fans,

It's me Kenneth Keith Kallenbach. Thanks for all the comps on the Chico Rodriguez calls. Everyone loves them!!! Huge response!!! Thanks a mill!!!

Oh but hey…

I just put up the Chico Rodriguez Calls. I do this Mexican character named Chico Rodriguez. So check these calls out. They are great!!! Here is Chico Rodriguez Call 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JllL_kgHAhU) and here is Chico Rodriguez Call 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOx4cqo7YjE) and here is Chico Rodriguez Call 3 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff2zA3xFhbo) These are gold!!! You can also link to them through my website KennethKeith.com (http://www.KennethKeith.com)

Thanks a lot,
Kenneth Keith Kallenbach
KennethKeith.com (http://www.KennethKeith.com)

http://www.kennethkeith.com/images/chicorodriguez2.jpg

wangold
04-24-2008, 09:23 AM
poor KKK. and how horrible to go before being able to defend himself of the charges.

and after they forgot to bring him to his court date. they left him in jail longer than necessary. that certainly added to health issues

Agree, we will now never get the true story of what happened.

Exactly, I'm sure jails aren't the most sanitary of places for recovering from viruses and what not. RIP Kenneth.

carlito_tx
04-24-2008, 09:25 AM
RIP Chico Rodriguez.

NWSternGirl
04-24-2008, 09:29 AM
OMG...that's awful. Man, KKK added some hilarious stuff to the Show.
And several of us spent time with him at Mutt's Fall Ball. Damn...way too young.

DaDocXL17
04-24-2008, 09:29 AM
that sux man, and my best wishes to his family

NWSternGirl
04-24-2008, 09:30 AM
RIP KKK. :sadbye:

FU Lange
04-24-2008, 09:30 AM
Gary "sorta sad" you a fucking dumb ape asshole. Go fuck yourself and die.

KKK, thanks for one of the funniest stern moments in history. The channel nine show appearance when you blew smoke out your eyes, made my college roomates and myself laugh for 3 days.

RIP buddy :sad: :sad:

hindsight20/20
04-24-2008, 09:31 AM
From what Langford just said regarding the discrepancies between original police reports and subsequent court testemony, there's a lot of question about whether KKK even did what he was accused of. So, how about we all give this guy the benefit of the doubt and give him some respect for passing away under these sad circumstances.
Someone called in to ask about this report and since the girl is a minor, they wouldn't acknowledge that Langford ever released this information. I know I heard him report that she was 16 and KKK didn't actually touch her tho. Then Dominic called in and Howard shut him up too. I think Langford may have f'd up and released more information than permitted when the alleged victim is a minor.

Chris3mes1
04-24-2008, 09:32 AM
This is so sad, I can't imagine the stress he had to deal with in jail. You hear the way a accused or convicted child molester is treated in jail will make anyone sick :notgood:

LanceEluction
04-24-2008, 09:32 AM
Meanwhile Steve has it so fucked up. There were no charges pressed yet but the girl has "testified on the stand"???


WTF??????

carlito_tx
04-24-2008, 09:32 AM
"ewww" - redefined:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm270/diselizabeth/img_0298_large.jpg

Bhickman
04-24-2008, 09:33 AM
rest in peace Kenneth Keith.

ETM's Baby Nuts
04-24-2008, 09:34 AM
guess he's got a new trick,

MAKING WORMS COME OUT OF HIS EYES!!!