His stories are ridiculous. You would think he was Brad Pitt. Who the hell is he? The majority of ppl would not know Chuck Zito from Barry Zito and YET women are throwing themselves at him to sleep with him the minute they meet him? How strange does this sound to anyone else? I can imagine Mick Jagger, Bono or anyone relevant to show business having that type of mojo because of their fame and popularity but CHUCK ZITO?!?! WTF!? He's completely unrecognizable as a celebrity!

He's not.

He banged 3 women in 4 hours.. right.

It was fun. Chuck is fun to listen to. He pulled women because he was, and you're not, end of story.

His stories are ridiculous. You would think he was Brad Pitt. Who the hell is he? The majority of ppl would not know Chuck Zito from Barry Zito and YET women are throwing themselves at him to sleep with him the minute they meet him? How strange does this sound to anyone else? I can imagine Mick Jagger, Bono or anyone relevant to show business having that type of mojo because of their fame and popularity but CHUCK ZITO?!?! WTF!? He's completely unrecognizable as a celebrity!

It sounds very strange. and like lies.

It sounds very strange. and like lies.

In fantasy land you can get whatever you want

It was fun. Chuck is fun to listen to. He pulled women because he was, and you're not, end of story.

:spit: I can't understand why people get so worked up by this apparent fact :p

so u are telling me if u throw yourself down a flight of stairs chicks will be all over u? where do i sign up?

He has a good supply of date rape drugs.

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women love the tough guys

Using one hand he can count how many women he has banged.................this week. HAHAHA. THis guy is a loser and definitely not recognizable. Who does he think he is and his stories are all bullshit. He said he went up to a guy twice his size and started a fight and the guy backed down, please. I am sure the guy was 5 foot 4 and fat. He probably makes 65k a year and he has the balls to say that he is asking 5 mill for a fight. He is asking that much because he knows no one will EVER pay that and he won't have to back up his big mouth. In the pic from howardstern.com, he looks like shit and he is 55. He should be living in a home in Florida, not pretending to bang every chick he meets and beating up every guy who "disrespects" him.

Using one hand he can count how many women he has banged.................this week. HAHAHA. THis guy is a loser and definitely not recognizable. Who does he think he is and his stories are all bullshit. He said he went up to a guy twice his size and started a fight and the guy backed down, please. I am sure the guy was 5 foot 4 and fat. He probably makes 65k a year and he has the balls to say that he is asking 5 mill for a fight. He is asking that much because he knows no one will EVER pay that and he won't have to back up his big mouth. In the pic from howardstern.com, he looks like shit and he is 55. He should be living in a home in Florida, not pretending to bang every chick he meets and beating up every guy who "disrespects" him.

if anything, the above response is what makes Chuck quite funny on the air :D

Eh, whether or not Chuck has actually done any of this shit, it's entertaining as hell to listen to.

Come on dudes. You should know by now the "bad boys" get the most cunt.

Nice guys finish last. Thats not a cliche. Its a fact of life.

I'm a mediocre guy. I get more pussy than nice guys but not as much as bad boys.

Eh, whether or not Chuck has actually done any of this shit, it's entertaining as hell to listen to.

no it's not

no it's not

keep voting on that :rolleyes:

maybe those girls think he has something going on because he is well known or maybe they think he has money.

Gary says he's an A-List guest.... :D

I believe it. If you are a muscular somewhat tough guy in L.A. Tons of women will bang you...Women are not like our mothers any longer..there are alot of dirty sluts now.

Gary says he's an A-List guest.... :D

seemingly, what Gary says goes...what's your point? :D

I think he is getting laid but most of this seems to happen in Vegas, so I suspect he is doing some 28-35+ housewife from the midwest who is out there without the hubby and would pass as allright looking if you scraped off the the black eyliner and look past the replica coach bag and 1997 sex and the city hairdo held in place with far too much sebastian spritz forte !!!

Chuck is a tired fag.

I hope he chokes on his duster.

Seems like he's full of shit.

Rohypnol

He's lying. No one wants to F that old bag.
He and Ronnie should team up and chase some tail togheter.
Team Grandpa.

He's lying. No one wants to F that old bag.
He and Ronnie should team up and chase some tail togheter.
Team Grandpa.


thats what people say about hugh... but they are wrong.

He is very entertaining but I think he is full of shit. If he isn't, these 9 and 10's he is "banging" are more like 2's and 3's.

He's not.

I agree. The guy is full of shit. It's all bravado. I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually gay. And I don't say that as an insult. It's just that when someone goes through such lengths to tell such outrageous stories, it's to make up for some sort of insecurity.

(*calls FBI for witness protection program info*)

He pulled a 6', $1000/hr, super-model looking hooker for free when he's a 5'8, balloon nosed, wrinkly old man.

Right.

thats what people say about hugh... but they are wrong.

Hugh Hefner is also close to being a billionaire, Chuck is worth 325k and that is with his 315k house with a mortgage of 300k.

magic duster jacket. and cutting the tops off of his t-shirts to show his man-cleavage. that's whats pulling in the ladies... they can't resist.

Come on dudes. You should know by now the "bad boys" get the most cunt.

Nice guys finish last. Thats not a cliche. Its a fact of life.

I'm a mediocre guy. I get more pussy than nice guys but not as much as bad boys.

You do have a point. I've always been a super nice guy...and I NEVER got laid. That's da troof!

His stories are ridiculous. You would think he was Brad Pitt. Who the hell is he? The majority of ppl would not know Chuck Zito from Barry Zito and YET women are throwing themselves at him to sleep with him the minute they meet him? How strange does this sound to anyone else? I can imagine Mick Jagger, Bono or anyone relevant to show business having that type of mojo because of their fame and popularity but CHUCK ZITO?!?! WTF!? He's completely unrecognizable as a celebrity!

It's fucking bull shit. $1000 whores are giving it up for free to Chuck. I call bull shit. Fucking lying asshole.

Hugh Hefner is also close to being a billionaire, Chuck is worth 325k and that is with his 315k house with a mortgage of 300k.


thats enough for poor chicks from the ghetto and such. Maybe chuck is doing really poor chicks.

You only have to be rich for MIDDLE class chicks.
Poor chicks set their monetary standards lower. Thats why middle class black men in the cities get young pusssy so much longer than most men.

Middleclass is rich to the poor.

Come on guys......what woman can resist this?
http://www.chuckzito.com/merchandise/images/chucky_prods_hat_sm.jpg

I mean look at those flames on the jeans and the full-length flamed leather coat.
http://www.chuckzito.com/gallery/images/chuck_silver_hd.jpg

and to make matters worse, western males seem to root AGAINST males getting laid... thus making it harder for ALL western males to get laid.

Well, personally, Africa would be the LAST place on earth I'd go for "cheap pussy." I'd pick some place like Japan, where AIDS isn't everyone's middle name. But, I prefer Asian women over girls that scream "Tck TckTck" instead of "Oooooey!!!"

lying or not he is entertaining even if you only look at from the point of the crews reactions to him.

he's a liar...a fake and a phony.....i'll never understand why Howard kisses his butt

Well, personally, Africa would be the LAST place on earth I'd go for "cheap pussy." I'd pick some place like Japan, where AIDS isn't everyone's middle name. But, I prefer Asian women over girls that scream "Tck TckTck" instead of "Oooooey!!!"

Heh.Yes. aids is an issue (especially for men who dont take their pussy to a clinic. Kenya has testing facilities. Its guys who dont use them who are at biggest risk).

Japan is a great place, but You cant practice polygamy in japan anymore. You cant build a harem in japan. You cant have multiple undocumented wives in japan ("informal wives" as they are called in africa). I'm going to africa for more reasons than just a long sex life with young poverty stricken pussy desperate to eat.
Africa has male perks you just cant find anywhere else in the world without becoming muslim.

Anyways...... I must get back to working. (moving to kenya aint free)

How surprising that annoying cunt Hattrick is here defending this fucking loser old fart. Every time someone starts a thread pointing out the obvious fucking lies this old loser spews, she shows up like she is some Zitt-o expert. Fucking ponderous.

I mean look at those flames on the jeans and the full-length flamed leather coat.
http://www.chuckzito.com/gallery/images/chuck_silver_hd.jpg

OMG that is the funniset pic EVER !!!!!!!!!!!! What a fucking douche and he is short too ..right ???? I what have snarfed my beer if I saw that walk into a bar, NO WAY hookers are giving it up for free.... Does/Did anyone outside of Brooklyn/Jersey dig this look back in the day??? Which is assuming this is NOT a current photo, cuz if it is that makes it even funnier !!!

easy answers ....Zito isn't pulling all these women ....it's radio. Theater of the mind.