View Full Version : I Swear I Could Listen to Riley AllDay!!


TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 07:32 AM
fucking guy is funny as hell...mother-fuckers!!! :D

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 07:36 AM
pay me the other 37.00 you owe me!! :p

bruce9432
07-15-2008, 07:38 AM
Swearing is an art and Riley is a master, it is rare that people can use profanity and sound good

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 07:39 AM
Swearing is an art and Riley is a master, it is rare that people can use profanity and sound good I am listening to the 9am broadcast..just fuking rolling :cool:

GMac85
07-15-2008, 07:40 AM
motherfucka im on probation

InjunCharlie
07-15-2008, 07:41 AM
Uhh... you uhh.. fucking dork. :cool:

Abudiwa
07-15-2008, 07:41 AM
WHAT DIAGNOSIS DID THE DOCTOR GIVE YOU?

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 07:46 AM
Even the phoney phone call is GOLD!!!

Cannaseur
07-15-2008, 07:47 AM
Riley is the best!

E regret
07-15-2008, 07:48 AM
its because you are a no life having retard!

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 07:50 AM
its because you are a no life having retard! and yet you took time out of your "busy" life to comment..so who is the REAL retard??

E regret
07-15-2008, 07:51 AM
i'm getting ready for work. you will be posting ass kissery all day

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 07:53 AM
i'm getting ready for work. you will be posting ass kissery all day must be cuz unlike you I dont have to rush out to work..and what really sucks for you..is as I sit here I am making money..add 1 more reason why it sucks to be you to the ledger..have a goodday at the drive-thru window and make sure the fries are hot :D

FlaFlaFlunkie
07-15-2008, 04:05 PM
You know, only Riley can make the same god damned conversation (the one in which he laments to Howard about how "the cheap, jew bastard" is keeping him in the poor house) radio gold each and every time.

The Universe
07-15-2008, 04:08 PM
They should make his show a different format. Just give him a topic.....politics, television, anything really....and just listen to him rant. He's got a bad word to say about everything, so it'll always be hilarious.

TimbukTeeth
07-15-2008, 04:09 PM
in!

"I dont give a shit son..."

Salvaje*Gato
07-15-2008, 04:10 PM
I love when he mentioned Howard's house with the bowling alley. :p

E regret
07-15-2008, 04:36 PM
must be cuz unlike you I dont have to rush out to work..and what really sucks for you..is as I sit here I am making money..add 1 more reason why it sucks to be you to the ledger..have a goodday at the drive-thru window and make sure the fries are hot :D

how are them roids?

Nerd4Stern
07-15-2008, 04:39 PM
Riley grates on my nerves like no other. I wish I never had to hear him again!

HighAmperage
07-15-2008, 04:39 PM
Hello Bob in Florida

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 05:04 PM
how are them roids? working out well..and how are those fries

showincrisis
07-15-2008, 05:06 PM
They should make his show a different format. Just give him a topic.....politics, television, anything really....and just listen to him rant. He's got a bad word to say about everything, so it'll always be hilarious.


That's the key. As long as it's just about aliens, he's looked upon as a one trick pony and not appreciated.

jkazanovicz
07-15-2008, 05:25 PM
Riley is great. My all time favorite line is still "Back when I was in the bare-knuckle ring whooping motherfuckers..."

terrible1313
07-15-2008, 05:26 PM
i went to a party he was invited to this past weekend and drank with him for about an hour...it was priceless

Xenon2006
07-15-2008, 05:30 PM
Riley was great today

literacola
07-15-2008, 05:31 PM
that phone call where he keeps saying hello ______ was hilarious

JakeDog
07-15-2008, 05:34 PM
Agree. Here's great! Sure as hell beats listening to that boring midget plus 99% of what Riley says is true.

Pete From PA
07-15-2008, 05:53 PM
Riley's freaking out right now, fans. I spoke with Tony Kay today, the President and co-owner of www.artistfirst.com where Riley has been doing a show since before he came to Sirius. In a nutshell, here's what's going on, according to Tony:

1) Nino DelPadre, who bought the rights to distribute Riley's merchandise, has reneged on his promise to pay a certain amount each week to help keep Riley on the air. The amount is low enough that it doesn't make economic sense for artistfirst.com to sue him, but high enough to have a significant impact on their ability to pay to put Riley on and pay for the bandwidth for his archives (100k downloads of an 80 mb file each week).

2) Riley's pissed because he's not getting any income from artistfirst.com. For your info, people have to PAY to get on artistfirst.com. The going rate is $50-$75 per hour. Even with the remaining one corporate sponsor and the listener sponsors ($50/month), they barely cover the costs of the show. Riley thinks that he should get all the money from sponsorships. He is not thinking clearly...

So, based on what's happened today, Riley could lose his gig on artistfirst.com, and later in the year, lose his gig on Sirius. If you're not a fan, you could give a rat's ass. That's fine. If you are a fan, you can't save his ass on Sirius, but you might be able to save it on artistfirst.com via sponsorships. Consider it.

Pete out.

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 05:56 PM
Riley's freaking out right now, fans. I spoke with Tony Kay today, the President and co-owner of www.artistfirst.com where Riley has been doing a show since before he came to Sirius. In a nutshell, here's what's going on, according to Tony:

1) Nino DelPadre, who bought the rights to distribute Riley's merchandise, has reneged on his promise to pay a certain amount each week to help keep Riley on the air. The amount is low enough that it doesn't make economic sense for artistfirst.com to sue him, but high enough to have a significant impact on their ability to pay to put Riley on and pay for the bandwidth for his archives (100k downloads of an 80 mb file each week).

2) Riley's pissed because he's not getting any income from artistfirst.com. For your info, people have to PAY to get on artistfirst.com. The going rate is $50-$75 per hour. Even with the remaining one corporate sponsor and the listener sponsors ($50/month), they barely cover the costs of the show. Riley thinks that he should get all the money from sponsorships. He is not thinking clearly...

So, based on what's happened today, Riley could lose his gig on artistfirst.com, and later in the year, lose his gig on Sirius. If you're not a fan, you could give a rat's ass. That's fine. If you are a fan, you can't save his ass on Sirius, but you might be able to save it on artistfirst.com via sponsorships. Consider it.

Pete out. gotta keep Riley on Sirius..oh and hiya Pete :hw:

Pete From PA
07-15-2008, 05:59 PM
Heya Rick. Riley has to settle the fuck down he does...

The only way people make money at Sirius is by leveraging the power of the show to do OTHER gigs. Riley blew that by getting rockin' drunk and being totally belligerent at the KoC show he was invited to do.

He's gotta get his head on straight, or he's gonna be nothing more than Stern show lore. A memory.

Pete From PA
07-15-2008, 06:00 PM
BTW, Riley is on www.rileymartin.org tonight from 9-10 PM, if anyone's interested.

jeannieo25
07-15-2008, 06:02 PM
I love when he mentioned Howard's house with the bowling alley. :p

Best moment of the show was that phone call - I think he told Howard what about 90% of his listeners are thinking

Pete From PA
07-15-2008, 06:06 PM
Best moment of the show was that phone call - I think he told Howard what about 90% of his listeners are thinking

He does have a way with words.

TruckdriverRick
07-15-2008, 06:09 PM
Heya Rick. Riley has to settle the fuck down he does...

The only way people make money at Sirius is by leveraging the power of the show to do OTHER gigs. Riley blew that by getting rockin' drunk and being totally belligerent at the KoC show he was invited to do.

He's gotta get his head on straight, or he's gonna be nothing more than Stern show lore. A memory. god I hope not..he is the only wack-packer that doesnt kiss Howards ass ( well except for EE) :cool:

FlaFlaFlunkie
07-15-2008, 06:29 PM
Riley is a train wreck.

I believe we're watching someone in the middle of hitting rock bottom.

When's the intervention?

wujekcity
07-15-2008, 06:31 PM
for once i agree with this flaming driver

FlaFlaFlunkie
07-15-2008, 06:31 PM
Who? Me?

harness24
07-15-2008, 06:57 PM
Howard says he has nothing to do about the Money! But he could get him out of the contract. Howard is a cheap ass

wujekcity
07-15-2008, 06:59 PM
for someone who has survived food poisoning so many times hes lucky to still have his show!

Guano_Harvester
07-15-2008, 07:04 PM
I love Riley. One of the only funny parts of the show recently.

Pete From PA
07-15-2008, 07:07 PM
Live now at www.rileymartin.org

vdrummer35
07-15-2008, 07:07 PM
the only time riley is funny, is when he's shit-faced drunk.
riley can only repeat the ufo b.s. soo many times.
i only listen to riley when he's pounding the miller lites.

FlaFlaFlunkie
07-15-2008, 09:43 PM
Howard says he has nothing to do about the Money! But he could get him out of the contract. Howard is a cheap ass

Fuck off. Why should Howard give the drunken, sloppy, crazy-assed, bigoted (but wildly! entertaining!) drunkard anything?

He's one of those babies who cries his entire life "oh, why me?! why me?!" but doesn't do a god damned thing to improve himself. Instead he concocts some cockamamie bullshit about aliens, ufos, symbols and pisses in a god damned jug, for Christ's sake.

Now, how does he expect to get any respect from Howard with a rep like that?

Like I said, he's fun to watch, but so's a car accident's aftermath. You wouldn't throw money at them though, would you?

NodorO
07-15-2008, 09:51 PM
It was funny hearing Howard squirm as Riley started to mention all the greedy aspects of Howard's mansion. Howard of course quickly redirected back onto Riley, but it was funny nevertheless.

SmokeSomeKill
07-15-2008, 10:56 PM
While I can't sit through an entire show of his UFO bullshit, he's a fuckin riot in small doses, like today's phone call.

Unfortunately, Howard's apparently had about enough of Riley's invectives (you cheap Jew muthafucka...and things of this nature...), and will probably shitcan him in the very near future.

That'll allow more time for yet another riveting, in-depth discussion about Beth O's latest cover of HAMPTONS magazine.

FlaFlaFlunkie
07-16-2008, 05:54 AM
That'll allow more time for yet another riveting, in-depth discussion about Beth O's latest cover of HAMPTONS magazine.

Everytime he starts in with her bullshit, I feel like the passenger next to Stryker in Airplane! who kills himself after listening to Stryker drone on and on and on with his tortorous, bullshit war stories.

feltspot
07-16-2008, 06:12 AM
Uhh, Huh?

feltspot
07-16-2008, 06:49 AM
I cant get enough of Riley

TruckdriverRick
07-16-2008, 07:02 AM
Everytime he starts in with her bullshit, I feel like the passenger next to Stryker in Airplane! who kills himself after listening to Stryker drone on and on and on with his tortorous, bullshit war stories. :jj: