Robin gets aboard the SS Mund [Archive]

Bob Thorney

10-17-2004, 12:19 AM

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Robin Climbs Into The New Limo. 10/15/04. 7:35am

Robin was down in the parking garage so she could try and get into the limo. She was on a cell phone so they could talk to her while she attempted to get into the limo. Gary said that Ronnie was giving them a hard time about doing this whole thing so he wasn't down there yet. Howard said that he's paying for the limo service so he has to go down there. He showed up a few seconds later. Gary told Howard that Ronnie asked him ''When is the clown show over?'' when he was asked to go down there. Robin almost fell down as she was trying to get into the limo. She was trying to be modes with the skirt on so she kind of fell backwards. Howard wanted to see her get out of the limo but it wasn't an easy thing for her to do with the skirt on. Howard told her not to let Ronnie help her. He said that he has to sit down on the floor to slide out of the thing. Robin was eventually able to get out but it took 3 tries. Howard listened in to a few more seconds of Ronnie yelling about how hard that really was for Robin to do. He didn't seem to think it was that bad.

Gary told Howard that the women that were down there to take their tops off backed out when one of their husbands called and got upset that they were going to get topless. Howard told Gary to kick them out if that's the case. Robin came back in a short time later and said that she had to ride up in the elevator with Ronnie. He was telling her how easy it is to get into the car and rolled into it. Robin said that it's not that easy. Ronnie thinks that Robin was acting as she was trying to get into the thing. Ronnie said it's enough already and he's getting rid of the limo. He asked Howard if he's happy now. Howard told him that he should leave and go chill out in the hallway.

Jason came in and told Howard that Ronnie uses a step to get into the truck that Howard can't use for some reason. Ronnie came back in yelling at Jason. Howard said that Jason freaked out when Ronnie came in because he wasn't expecting the reaction he got. Ronnie told them to just let it go already because it was over, he's getting rid of the thing. Doug Goodstein told Ronnie that he has to leave today with a resolution and he has to admit that he screwed up. Ronnie said he didn't screw up, it wasn't his fault. He then admitted that it was his fault for buying that limo.

Jeff the Drunk called in and told Ronnie that he's a big pussy. He asked him what his problem is. Ronnie came back at him with some comments about the trailer he's going to be moving into with his mother. Howard told Jeff that he should get a job and help his mother out. Jeff said he isn't happy about losing the house so Ronnie went off on him saying that he should go into rehab and get himself fixed up. Artie was doing his impression of Jeff while Ronnie was yelling at him. Ronnie called him a bum and said that he should straighten his life out. Ronnie told him to get a job and change his underwear. The two of them went at each other for a couple of minutes. Jeff remained pretty calm during the whole thing. Howard wondered when Jeff was moving because he wanted to film the move. Jeff said he thinks they're moving on Monday. Howard feels bad for Jeff's mother because she's got this burden on her hands. She's selling their current house for about $80,000 and buying a trailer for about $30,000. Jeff has a brother who still lives at home and he's older than Jeff. Jeff is 37 years old. Howard wondered if Jeff is the most successful guy in the family. Artie said that he's like the Michael and his brother is the Tito of the family. The guys told Jeff that he should go out, get a job and help his mother pay the bills. The guys wondered if the house has blue water in the toilets. Ronnie told Howard that they can hook those things up to plumbing if they're on a permanent foundation. He said his father owned one years ago and they used it as a vacation home. Howard let Jeff go after giving him a prize of an Xbox and a ''Leisure Suit Larry'' game. The guys figure he'll sell the game system instead of playing it. Howard said his next move will be to move into the Xbox. Artie was doing his impression of Jeff as he said ''My brother is living in Grand Theft Auto'' and that Jeff was living in Pac Man. Howard played some audio clips of Ronnie yelling at people and some of the parodies they came up with about Ronnie and his giant limo before he went to commercial break.