I came across this today and laughed. Little spoiled 16 year old
going on 25 not only got 1 car or her 16th Birthday but two!
Daddy hired T.I. and the Pussy Cat Dolls to perform and got
both Paris and Nicky Hilton each to deliver each of the cars.

haha.. look at this girl, how long before the sex tape??

http://thesuperficial.com/2008/11/crystal_audiger_is_paris_hilto.php?bfm_index=0&bfm_page=0

Saturday night, fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that made every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:

1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who doesn't love a grim look at the future?
2. T.I. Because sweet 16's are totally gangsta, dawg.
3. The Pussycat Dolls. What's a birthday party without strippers? Mazal tov!
4. Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston. Minus the Miley, add extra gay.
5. Khloe Kardashian. So everyone felt more beautiful by comparison. Good thinking.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1123%20Crystal%20Audigier%20Sweet16/gallery_main/gallery_main-1123_crystal_audigier_sweet16_07.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1123%20Crystal%20Audigier%20Sweet16/gallery_main/gallery_main-1123_crystal_audigier_sweet16_00.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1123%20Crystal%20Audigier%20Sweet16/gallery_main/gallery_main-1123_crystal_audigier_sweet16_05.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1123%20Crystal%20Audigier%20Sweet16/gallery_main/gallery_main-1123_crystal_audigier_sweet16_02.jpg

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1123%20Crystal%20Audigier%20Sweet16/gallery_main/gallery_main-1123_crystal_audigier_sweet16_09.jpg

And you wonder why we hate you

http://i34.tinypic.com/32zsyes.jpg

I wanna fuck her.

laughable

laughable

wow this is y the world hates us

:shit:

I'll show her a sweet16

wow another "celebrity" shoved down our throats by the media

i swear half these people i have never even heard of anymore. it seems all you need to be to be a celeb is know someone who knows someone that had a sex tape/rich parent/cousin of an actor

edit: before someone calls me gay or a faggot, yes i would stick my cock in her ass but i would do so begrudgingly

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2008/11/1123%20Crystal%20Audigier%20Sweet16/gallery_main/gallery_main-1123_crystal_audigier_sweet16_02.jpg

This shot is hot, but the others are just OK

I'm sure many people have already tricked her into believing every word she says is important.....although I would hump her bloodied corpse, she looks like a giant PITA

Nah, she won't have any issues when she is older!

She's got a lot of potential.

I wonder if her dad already lets her into his club out in Vegas.

I fucked her.

I fucked her.

No you didnt

From the looks of the pics daddy sprung for another gift

She's hotter! Can't wait for the video! :p

And you wonder why we hate you

http://i34.tinypic.com/32zsyes.jpg

hahahahahahhahaha - that's hysterical

Tasty looking tart but...
WHO THE FUCK IS SHE?

i like my fappies to have names.



oh yeah.... she fucks black dudes in alleys





[EDIT] oh ... Crystal Rock....
Mumsie an ex Meth head?

word.

Hell yes i'd biff her fucking senseless ...she is about a billion times fitter than Paris will ever ever be.

http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/events2/crystal-audigier-party-11228-19.jpg

thunder thighs at 16

IMO -- she's hotter than Paris!

Sex tape: I hope she has a 3 way with Chris Rock and The Rock.

let the blacks have her

Hey WV, When do you have time to log on with all that f#cking you do? You are my hero. Keep up the good work :p :D

let the blacks have her


All of them?!?

hotter than paris easily

Hey WV, When do you have time to log on with all that f#cking you do? You are my hero. Keep up the good work :p :D



Difficult but I get lots of cooperation from most of the victim..........er women.

Some of them actually hold still.

Difficult but I get lots of cooperation from most of the victim..........er women.

Some of them actually hold still.

Reduce the dosage. It's better when they can still move a little bit.

her face doesnt really drive me wild. You can have this one.

Hahahaha...that dirty slut will be looser than Tara Reid in no time.

she makes Paris look old.