View Full Version : Your favorite O&A bit


Blueboogers
12-30-2008, 05:25 PM
I dont have a favorite bit necessarily because I hate pre-conceived radio bits for the most part, Id rather listen to O&A or Howard just sit back and shoot the shit......but Id have to say its on the top of my list when they really buckle down and just hammer someone for no reason at all. Just like they hammered Dr. Steve for sending one of the boys a homemade bottle of wine for Christmas recently.

GLguygardner
12-30-2008, 05:27 PM
:shit:

vitosan
12-30-2008, 05:29 PM
It's funny how all you O&A fans end up over here eventually. I've seen that desolate website of theirs, and I don't blame you. My favorite bit of theirs is when they talk about Howard, thinking that he gives a shit about them and their shit ratings.

Blueboogers
12-30-2008, 05:31 PM
It's funny how all you O&A fans end up over here eventually. I've seen that desolate website of theirs, and I don't blame you. My favorite bit of theirs is when they talk about Howard, thinking that he gives a shit about them and their shit ratings.

Ya, they are pretty hilarious when they slam ol poodle hair.

vitosan
12-30-2008, 05:34 PM
Ya, they are pretty hilarious when they slam ol poodle hair.

Poodle hair? You talking about Anthony?

FastEddie16
12-30-2008, 05:45 PM
i like jim norton but opie blows and does rob howard. from smashing records to hanging up on people when there really upset!!!! Howard did create most of there bits :mad:

Fuck Your Face
12-30-2008, 05:51 PM
a few months ago anthony was reciting ronald reagan speeches as andrew dice clay. his dice impression is dead on. I wish I had an mp3 of it.

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 05:56 PM
I dont think his dice is "dead on" just like Gilberts seinfield isnt "dead on"

But they are close enough, and they have the material down. Thats the biggest thing is being able to do their own schtick better than them.

And I love anything Jim Norton does on the show

FastEddie16
12-30-2008, 06:02 PM
his dice is great :shalom:

A.J.
12-30-2008, 06:04 PM
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff50/dolop_ghani/shit.jpg

stormodin
12-30-2008, 06:06 PM
i love when they play wacky news stories when the show is running out of steam and norton isnt ready to go on a rant. all show long basically

Fuck Your Face
12-30-2008, 06:07 PM
any Ted fans?

http://www.923krock.com/pages/3264244.php

LongShoreman
12-30-2008, 06:08 PM
Its too bad they don't fire Opie, Sal, Benji, and Richard, and move Anthony and Norton over to the Stern show.

Would consolidate a few channels and save some jing.

worldvid
12-30-2008, 06:10 PM
The O.O ratings bit.............

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 06:11 PM
yea their show is pretty much talk about "news stories" or whatever they find on a list of websites during their fm show, then at xm its anybodies guess.

I do enjoy the way their show seems less planned. Stern needs guests booked with specific intent. Where they are willing to take a chance on stuff

jsmisfort
12-30-2008, 06:12 PM
Oral and Anal= :ass2mouth ...Get the fuck off this site!!

Seņor Pedro
12-30-2008, 06:12 PM
:jj:

Esos tipos son unos pendejos...

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 06:16 PM
any Ted fans?

http://www.923krock.com/pages/3264244.php

I never seen that. Those animations are usually funnier though. I love that Bob Kelly is wearing a Dane Cook tshirt.

I am a fan of all Jimmys characters. But Ted might be my least favorite.

Jive talkin Jim ismy personal favorite

jgsanti
12-30-2008, 06:17 PM
Ya, they are pretty hilarious when they slam ol poodle hair.


I can't believe Mutt won't allow anyone to bad mouth the VIP's, but he'll let this failed abortion come on here and spew his O&A garbage...

Sonic Jello
12-30-2008, 06:19 PM
"the boys"


Sweet merciful crap.

vitosan
12-30-2008, 06:19 PM
..or when Opie begged Howard to help them when they were in trouble. Or how the almost-50 Anthony calls Howard old. Or when they made fun of somebody for having to apologize, then they had to apologize for something they did the very next day. Or how they blame the economy for their shitty ratings. :jj:

Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
12-30-2008, 06:23 PM
Not so much my favorite because I never liked those hacks, but the one I'll never forget is this: A stupid air headed chick blew a random guy who worked for those idiots in a closet, just to save a lobster. Lobster Girl was born, and that nasty desperate gizzard, AIDS patient, made that chick his GF.

In seeking (unsuccessfully) to avoid embarrassment for his obvious desperation for younger pussy, AIDS patient fired the guy who that chick blew. He then banned any mention of lobsters or any reference to the incident which made his GF "famous".

I can imagine dinner with the parents....how did you guys meet? :jj:


Now, can the mods please move this shit thread to WGAS? :hw:

Thanks :D

mrwirez
12-30-2008, 06:41 PM
My favorite part is when they are booted from a major market every month then decry no one "gets the show." BUT.. The Best will be when they do a podcast about sex for sam on the internets..

Oral and Hair Plugs...hehehehe

Tom from T.O.
12-30-2008, 06:44 PM
My favorite bit was when they went on Imus' show and bragged they would build a radio empire with the 20 markets they were handed on a silver platter from Howard's remains. Today they are down to four markets, of which they lead the ratings in 0.0 of these markets. That kind of abject failure is hilarious to me.

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 06:46 PM
Not so much my favorite because I never liked those hacks, but the one I'll never forget is this: A stupid air headed chick blew a random guy who worked for those idiots in a closet, just to save a lobster. Lobster Girl was born, and that nasty desperate gizzard, AIDS patient, made that chick his GF.

In seeking (unsuccessfully) to avoid embarrassment for his obvious desperation for younger pussy, AIDS patient fired the guy who that chick blew. He then banned any mention of lobsters or any reference to the incident which made his GF "famous".

I can imagine dinner with the parents....how did you guys meet? :jj:


Now, can the mods please move this shit thread to WGAS? :hw:

Thanks :D

never heard of that, sounds funny.

LongShoreman
12-30-2008, 06:48 PM
"the boys"


Sweet merciful crap.

I always found that ironic because Anthony, as funny as he is, looks like a 70 year old man.

V00 D00
12-30-2008, 06:50 PM
Yeah, they had people fuck in a church and got booted.. Brilliant... No talent assholes. Fade away for good.

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 06:51 PM
I always found that ironic because Anthony, as funny as he is, looks like a 70 year old man.

and even more ridiculous is I think Opie is older.

I have no facts whatsoever to base that off of, just an assumption from their attitudes

Razor
12-30-2008, 06:53 PM
They did a Don West bit once where they were auctioning off sports items like Mickey Mantle's liver, Roberto Clemente's propellar. Stuff like that. It was pretty funny.

WeddingTalkSUXX
12-30-2008, 07:10 PM
BD Dave the intern is pure radio gold

LongShoreman
12-30-2008, 07:14 PM
Not so much my favorite because I never liked those hacks, but the one I'll never forget is this: A stupid air headed chick blew a random guy who worked for those idiots in a closet, just to save a lobster. Lobster Girl was born, and that nasty desperate gizzard, AIDS patient, made that chick his GF.

In seeking (unsuccessfully) to avoid embarrassment for his obvious desperation for younger pussy, AIDS patient fired the guy who that chick blew. He then banned any mention of lobsters or any reference to the incident which made his GF "famous".

I can imagine dinner with the parents....how did you guys meet? :jj:


Now, can the mods please move this shit thread to WGAS? :hw:

Thanks :D

WHAT? WHO?? What the fuck?

Which one ended up dating the whore?

vitosan
12-30-2008, 07:18 PM
WHAT? WHO?? What the fuck?

Which one ended up dating the whore?

Anthony. Do you know about Opie being caught with another dude?

Blueboogers
12-30-2008, 07:31 PM
My favorite bit was when they went on Imus' show and bragged they would build a radio empire with the 20 markets they were handed on a silver platter from Howard's remains. Today they are down to four markets, of which they lead the ratings in 0.0 of these markets. That kind of abject failure is hilarious to me.

Kind of like when Howard bragged the revolution would begin.....fast forward to today, and the show is limp and Sirius/XM will be bankrupt next year some time. Meanwhile, he works 4 days a week, 4 weeks a year, and you guys PAY for it. Thats hilarious too.


Just giving you a different side of the argument. I love Howard. Dont misconstrue my words.

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 07:33 PM
Kind of like when Howard bragged the revolution would begin.....fast forward to today, and the show is limp and Sirius/XM will be bankrupt next year some time. Meanwhile, he works 4 days a week, 4 weeks a year, and you guys PAY for it. Thats hilarious too.

nigga please. If you look at all the things they said about Stern and sirius. They were absolutely wrong.

Plus you are here posting. This thread probably has more traffic than wackbag at its busiest

Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
12-30-2008, 07:36 PM
WHAT? WHO?? What the fuck?

Which one ended up dating the whore?


AIDS PATIENT...

http://www.howardshrine.com/oata11.jpg

Blueboogers
12-30-2008, 07:36 PM
nigga please. If you look at all the things they said about Stern and sirius. They were absolutely wrong.

Plus you are here posting. This thread probably has more traffic than wackbag at its busiest

NU UH!!!! O&A is better than Howard and anything you say bounces off me and sticks on you like POO POO.


Haha, god you guys are a bit childish, yes? Im just asking a random question on a week with no live Howard shows and you guys get all angry. Relaaaaax.

Tom from T.O.
12-30-2008, 07:36 PM
Anthony. Do you know about Opie being caught with another dude?

No, do tell.

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 07:37 PM
Anthony. Do you know about Opie being caught with another dude?

no but please share

Blueboogers
12-30-2008, 07:37 PM
Funniest Man in radio right now!
http://www.howardshrine.com/oata11.jpg


Fixed

Tom from T.O.
12-30-2008, 07:37 PM
Im just asking a random question on a week with no live Howard

:funny:

Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
12-30-2008, 07:39 PM
NU UH!!!! O&A is better than Howard ......


:banplz:


Can the mods please move this thread to WGAS? :pray:

Ignatius Reilly
12-30-2008, 07:41 PM
NU UH!!!! O&A is better than Howard and anything you say bounces off me and sticks on you like POO POO.


Haha, god you guys are a bit childish, yes? Im just asking a random question on a week with no live Howard shows and you guys get all angry. Relaaaaax.

hey dummie

I posted my favorite bits

Read your own thread, ya shithead

vashier
12-30-2008, 07:41 PM
The only thing close to being funny that they have done was back when they were in boston on the afternoon shift. They put 3 chicks into 3 barrels then poured live animals, fish, rodents on top of them until only 1 was left in her barrel.

Fa-Fa-Fo-Ha
12-30-2008, 07:41 PM
Fixed

:rolleyes:

These are the moments I really miss Joey Boots with Mod powers. Fuck TO, give "The Gay" to this fag.

vitosan
12-30-2008, 07:43 PM
no but please share

Looks like it's been "censored" from wackbag, just like the Lobster Girl story.

From: http://yawiki.org/proc/Opie_and_Anthony

Java Log -- Opie was backed into a corner once and was forced to share a story about his friend Jay (Note: This is not Jay Mohr but actually O & A's friend from the WAAF days, he was the 3rd member of the show back then and can be heard cracking up in the background on all the bits on the O&A CD DEMENTED WORLD). The two men gathered in Opie's apartment for wine and cheese and to watch the "Survivor" Finale. They were both clad in pajamas and robes, and lit a "Java Log" which is a log for the fireplace that, when burning, smells of a freshly brewed cup of coffee. The smoke became so bad that the fire department was called, finding the two in this very awkward-looking situation.

mrwirez
12-30-2008, 07:47 PM
Looks like it's been "censored" from wackbag, just like the Lobster Girl story.

From: http://yawiki.org/proc/Opie_and_Anthony

Java Log -- Opie was backed into a corner once and was forced to share a story about his friend Jay (Note: This is not Jay Mohr but actually O & A's friend from the WAAF days, he was the 3rd member of the show back then and can be heard cracking up in the background on all the bits on the O&A CD DEMENTED WORLD). The two men gathered in Opie's apartment for wine and cheese and to watch the "Survivor" Finale. They were both clad in pajamas and robes, and lit a "Java Log" which is a log for the fireplace that, when burning, smells of a freshly brewed cup of coffee. The smoke became so bad that the fire department was called, finding the two in this very awkward-looking situation.


VERY GAY...WGAS/F
I think they were burning an Anal Log

Tom from T.O.
12-30-2008, 07:47 PM
Looks like it's been "censored" from wackbag, just like the Lobster Girl story.

From: http://yawiki.org/proc/Opie_and_Anthony

Java Log -- Opie was backed into a corner once and was forced to share a story about his friend Jay (Note: This is not Jay Mohr but actually O & A's friend from the WAAF days, he was the 3rd member of the show back then and can be heard cracking up in the background on all the bits on the O&A CD DEMENTED WORLD). The two men gathered in Opie's apartment for wine and cheese and to watch the "Survivor" Finale. They were both clad in pajamas and robes, and lit a "Java Log" which is a log for the fireplace that, when burning, smells of a freshly brewed cup of coffee. The smoke became so bad that the fire department was called, finding the two in this very awkward-looking situation.

Normally, that would get little credence but the fact that it was censored from shitbag gives me pause to think it might be true: Boardop is Bi. We know the lobster thing is a total humiliation to crater face which is why anyone who mentions it gets banned from shitbag.

FJACKIE
12-30-2008, 07:53 PM
O&A :btd:

LetsGoIsles
12-30-2008, 08:03 PM
They did a Don West bit once where they were auctioning off sports items like Mickey Mantle's liver, Roberto Clemente's propellar. Stuff like that. It was pretty funny.

HAHA that was definitely funny shit. Darryl Strawberrys crackpipe....Get Me Lou Gehrig's DISEASE!!!

HaHaHoward
12-30-2008, 08:43 PM
We know the lobster thing is a total humiliation to crater face which is why anyone who mentions it gets banned from shitbag.

Horse > Lobster.

LongShoreman
12-30-2008, 08:58 PM
Anthony. Do you know about Opie being caught with another dude?

Holy crap - no.

I haven't listened to them for any length of time in ages. I used to have XM and dropped it when howard moved to Sirius.

I know Anthony was fucking Jill Nicolini who is FUCKING SMOKING HOT!!!

Moldred
12-30-2008, 09:19 PM
When they were moved to AM in Las Vegas, so funny

WeddingTalkSUXX
12-30-2008, 09:27 PM
How can anyone really say they enjoy the stern show right now?

zool43
12-31-2008, 01:06 AM
How can anyone really say they enjoy the stern show right now?

I listen all the time. The show is great. :)

Fed EX Dude
12-31-2008, 04:54 AM
Same here. 20 year listener. Still enjoying the show...

yazoo
12-31-2008, 11:50 AM
Anthony. Do you know about Opie being caught with another dude?

http://muchtoolazy.com/host/images/574_nohomo.gif (http://muchtoolazy.com/host/view-574_nohomo.gif)

Mr_Reality
01-04-2009, 03:06 PM
I dont have a favorite bit necessarily because I hate pre-conceived radio bits for the most part, Id rather listen to O&A or Howard just sit back and shoot the shit......but Id have to say its on the top of my list when they really buckle down and just hammer someone for no reason at all. Just like they hammered Dr. Steve for sending one of the boys a homemade bottle of wine for Christmas recently.

My favorite bit is when they come on the radio and they have to explain why they lost another affiliate.

Mr_Reality
01-04-2009, 03:08 PM
Holy crap - no.

I haven't listened to them for any length of time in ages. I used to have XM and dropped it when howard moved to Sirius.

I know Anthony was fucking Jill Nicolini who is FUCKING SMOKING HOT!!!

:rolleyes:

zool43
01-04-2009, 05:54 PM
My favorite bit is when they come on the radio and they have to explain why they lost another affiliate.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: