Howard, Beth and Paris Hilton at Knicks game [Archive]

Bob Thorney

11-15-2004, 09:41 AM

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HUNGRY OLSEN TWINS DISTRACT
HOWARD AT KNICKS GAME

Howard went to the Knicks game this weekend and watched them get blown out by the Celtics. But he still had fun and saw a lot of other celebrities at the game, including the Olsen Twins. Howard said that they had been on the show several years ago so he went over to say hi to them. He had heard that Ashley Olsen was actually a fan of the show. But the girls barely said hi to him. Howard couldn't believe how short they were, and on top of that they walked all hunched over. Howard said the girls ended up being a major distraction to him during the game because he kept wanting to look over to see what they were up to. He saw them ordering tons of food and really chowing down, which led him to wonder if a publicist put them up to that since one of them was recently in rehab for an eating disorder. Artie said FOX did that when there were rumors of Calista Flockhart having an eating disorder. He said they'd cut to her in the stands of baseball playoff games literally shoveling food into her mouth. Artie said it was like showing her eating wasn't enough, she had to be gobbling down tons of hot dogs at once.

PARIS HILTON NOT TRON-WORTHY

Howard had court-side seats for the Knicks game and there were a couple of empty seats next to him when the game started. Those seats ended up belonging to Paris Hilton who showed up late (to the game). She said hi to Howard and "hi beautiful" to Beth Ostrosky, which Howard thought was weird because Paris is so young and that is almost a condescending thing to say. Artie wanted to know how her ass looked but Howard said he didn't really look because Beth was there. Howard said she was kind of annoying because she spent the entire game talking or writing on her diamond encrusted Blackberry and not paying attention to the game. That must kill the hard core fans who have to scrape money together just to sit in the rafters during the game. Howard said that Paris did look hot, although the hair extensions she was wearing looked dirty. Howard and Artie are still perplexed about why Paris is considered famous considering she's done nothing really besides starring in home made porn videos? Howard said during the game a girl came up and asked Howard and Paris for their autographs and Howard wanted to question why the girl even wanted Paris' autograph in the first place? Howard said the best part of the night though was when the Knicks asked to put him on the Jumbo Tron and not Paris. At least he has more "juice" at the Garden than Paris does. Of course, Howard couldn't think of what to do when the JumboTron camera was on him, so at first he did nothing, then he waved, then he gave a thumb's up, and finally he laughed. At the end he looked up at the TV and was horrified to see his giant Adam's apple bouncing up and down. He said it grossed him out. Howard also saw Michael Rosenbaum, the guy who plays Lex Luther on Smallville, at the game and he was really excited about that. He said Michael was nice and thanked Howard for talking about the show so much. Howard got upset because Michael is really buff and takes his shirt off all the time on the show, but at the game he was eating tons of cookies. Howard wondered why he can't eat like that and still look great.