View Full Version : Langford friggin rules!!!!


aerostern
01-20-2009, 08:05 PM
His news reports are hysterical!!!

Busting the likes of Capt Janx and Dan The Song Parady man for being leeches is classic!!!

He is the only one we need in the "news dept"...

case closed...

Al Davis Mafia
01-20-2009, 08:05 PM
not really

JimmyMarkum
01-20-2009, 08:05 PM
Thanks.

SouthEastLondon
01-20-2009, 08:17 PM
Im sorry to disagree but while I love everything Howard stern I find the WHOLE news department totally irrelevant.

I honestly do not see what they contribute to the show and they must be a significant cost. Ive read on this very forum that sirius intend to charge for internet usage very soon which will surely enrage 90% of the people here.The cost could then be offset instead of additional charges.

Would it not make sense to disband and remove this pitifull excuse for a news department.They really only serve the show to instigate trouble to generate boring stories.

I get very annoyed at the way Steve Langford tries to pass himself off as a credible journalist.He is nothing more than a bait artist.

A.J.
01-20-2009, 08:23 PM
Im sorry to disagree but while I love everything Howard stern I find the WHOLE news department totally irrelevant.

I honestly do not see what they contribute to the show and they must be a significant cost. Ive read on this very forum that sirius intend to charge for internet usage very soon which will surely enrage 90% of the people here.The cost could then be offset instead of additional charges.

Would it not make sense to disband and remove this pitifull excuse for a news department.They really only serve the show to instigate trouble to generate boring stories.

I get very annoyed at the way Steve Langford tries to pass himself off as a credible journalist.He is nothing more than a bait artist.

Why do you people all have bad teeth?

Koofster
01-20-2009, 08:25 PM
How this man takes his job seriously is beyond me? Reporting on Artie Lange's drug habit is not a good way to make a living

sternfanlass
01-20-2009, 08:25 PM
Langford is nothing more than a shit-stirrer.

Fuck Your Face
01-20-2009, 08:26 PM
i preferred Penny Crone.

starla
01-20-2009, 08:28 PM
Landford's job is to create conflicts, anger and tear shit up in the office and he's doing a great job. Less boring brown-noses and more Langford please.

fastfingersfunk
01-20-2009, 08:36 PM
fail.

SouthEastLondon
01-20-2009, 08:36 PM
Why do you people all have bad teeth?


Ahh A.J thats a low blow, and i kind of liked some of your comments as well.

I will have to disagree with the bad teeth comment though since all our dental and health care is free.We are not waiting in the streets for foreign/rich investors to look after those that cannot afford health insurance.

As well as enjoying the stern show i do have a great deal of interest in learning about people from other countries and cultures. While im not shocked at the stereotypical comments regarding the state of british teeth it is very lazy on your part.

As a rule we rejoice in the embrace of our American cousins and shall not respond to your foolish remarks.

I forgive you A.J and may our future relationship be a productive one. ;)

A.J.
01-20-2009, 08:51 PM
Ahh A.J thats a low blow, and i kind of liked some of your comments as well.

I will have to disagree with the bad teeth comment though since all our dental and health care is free.We are not waiting in the streets for foreign/rich investors to look after those that cannot afford health insurance.

As well as enjoying the stern show i do have a great deal of interest in learning about people from other countries and cultures. While im not shocked at the stereotypical comments regarding the state of british teeth it is very lazy on your part.

As a rule we rejoice in the embrace of our American cousins and shall not respond to your foolish remarks.

I forgive you A.J and may our future relationship be a productive one. ;)

Well you guys do make some of the the best ESB ales in the world and help keep the tradition of cask-conditioned beer alive, so I do forgive you as well :beer:

Shawkur
01-20-2009, 09:02 PM
How this man takes his job seriously is beyond me? Reporting on Artie Lange's drug habit is not a good way to make a living

And what does Howard do these days?

SouthEastLondon
01-20-2009, 09:06 PM
Well you guys do make some of the the best ESB ales in the world and help keep the tradition of cask-conditioned beer alive, so I do forgive you as well :beer:

There is an organisation called camra here that loves peeps like you.

The trouble is now the majority of us love getting smashed on the dutch and belgian lagers. Drinking an ice cold stella artois is near brewing perfection.

Our mass consumption of alcohol is a stereotype we are happy to acknowledge. :D

Loosh
01-20-2009, 09:21 PM
all our dental and health care is free.

Thats why you have such horrible teeth, you have to wait forever to get an appointment, and once you do, you deal with a public low paid dentist.

In America our dentists are expensive experts. :D

pi nate
01-20-2009, 09:23 PM
Time is running out for the News Department, thankfully....

Chris Mezz
01-20-2009, 09:26 PM
I like Steve Langford, I find his segment entertaining.

SouthEastLondon
01-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Thats why you have such horrible teeth, you have to wait forever to get an appointment, and once you do, you deal with a public low paid dentist.

In America our dentists are expensive experts. :D

Be carefull in making those assumptions because if your new messiah has his own way you may find our health practices incorparated into your own life.

Loosh I have read many of your posts and while I know many believe you to be a deluded fool, I feel that you are also a worthy contributor to this board I take those comments with a pinch of salt. Many would say that as quick as you are to say the brits have bad teeth it could be also said that the americans are percieved as obese slobs.

I would however disagree with that generalisation as I know your gifted and caring country offers far more.

As i said in previous posts we do consider americans as friends and hope to eradicate unfounded stereotypes in order to progress to a better future.

:D :D :D


What this buck toothed interbred queen loving englishman is saying is fuck off loosh i bet your teeth are perfect ;)

Who'sJackie?
01-20-2009, 09:42 PM
Langford's Huge Penis > Watergate's Deep Throat

ochopeco
01-20-2009, 10:25 PM
"Bull shit"

CharacterZer0
01-20-2009, 10:50 PM
langford does great reporting and gets stories no one else can get and riles people up good. im a fan obv...

LessMoonbeams
01-20-2009, 10:52 PM
douche :mad:

WillowGlen
01-20-2009, 10:57 PM
Langfords a joke. The whole news dept is nothing but another ego stroke for Howard. Everytime someone questions why they would bother with any of thier useless crap the answer is always the same. "Because its news". No its not you retarded douche. Nothing you have ever uttered has ever come close to the same zip code as news. And the fact that you would take such a ridiculous job so seriously just reinforces the fact that you will be as unemployable as the rest of the people you "report" on the day after Howard retires. In Jan of 2011 even the whackpackers will be laughing at you. Can you imagine Langford trying to get a job in 2011? I can see the interview where the potential employer asks for examples of his "journalistic skills" and all he can come up with is the five part series of Artie doing Rescue Me, Lisa Gs cookiegate and tapes of him whining about the LA times telling the truth about his boss.



Good luck with that assclown.

Senator Rick Santorum
01-20-2009, 11:15 PM
I'm really enjoying the Dan The Song Parody Man meltdown over Langford right now.
So... in this case, Langford indirectly contributed to a very enjoyable 40 something minute segment Tuesday.

somedude62
01-21-2009, 12:34 AM
I am surprised Langford isn't pranked more. The guy seem ripe for the picking in the world of practical jokes.

HORSETOOTHED
01-21-2009, 01:04 AM
Love him. His straight-man persona is perfect. Great shit disturber, and the fact he never backs down puts him over-the-top.

doublea71
01-21-2009, 01:18 AM
Langford HAS to stir shit up to have entertainment value to the company. If he's busting balls and creating on-air controversies than he is producing segments in a roundabout way which gives him some semblance of job security. I commend 'ol huge penis for being such a pitbull. He needs a new nickname.

Head Censor
01-21-2009, 01:48 AM
We are not waiting in the streets for foreign/rich investors to look after those that cannot afford health insurance.



I won't comment on the remarks regarding teeth, as one of my best British friends happens to be a dentist. At the same time, however, it seems a bit ill considered at this juncture for anyone from Britain to be making jokes at other's expense regarding the need for bailouts from foreign investors. You chaps are a good bit closer to national bankruptcy than we are. I'm sure the mediocre "free" health care system isn't an insignificant part of the problem. Still love the Brits though. :)

Oh yeah, and never had a cavity. :D

SouthEastLondon
01-21-2009, 03:04 AM
I won't comment on the remarks regarding teeth, as one of my best British friends happens to be a dentist. At the same time, however, it seems a bit ill considered at this juncture for anyone from Britain to be making jokes at other's expense regarding the need for bailouts from foreign investors. You chaps are a good bit closer to national bankruptcy than we are. I'm sure the mediocre "free" health care system isn't an insignificant part of the problem. Still love the Brits though. :)

Oh yeah, and never had a cavity. :D

I agree with you. As normal while trying to be a witty poster ive failed to convey that 90 percent of my comments are sarcastic.

Most people in England are shitting themselves at the moment with regard to the current economic climate.I honestly couldnt give a fuck.My comments regarding foreign investors came from watchin a documentry last night on how obama can revolutionize parts of the US health system.

But there was one guy who was very wealthy who had opened a clinic in texas to offer some free healthcare and some of the people being treated had serious problems like cancer.As you can imagine 1000s were queing outside.I find it quite disturbing that large numbers of people (50 million in the US) simply have to go without basic healthcare as they cant afford it.We are quick to talk shit about our own national health service in the UK but the thought of not having it would scare the hell out of me.

I really hope obama can sort that one out for poor americans.