:bigthink:

Sometimes the chicks I work with will say, "I've got to go pee", and then they go to the bathroom for like 30 minutes, and I know it doesn't take that long to squeeze out some piss, but I would still bang some of them. :dontknow:

I'm not like a big fan of chicks shitting, and I don't want to be in the terlet with them when they are pinching a loaf, but I know it's gotta be done. :scratch:

you got it man. humans shit. way to go. you deserve a fucking gold star.

Lisa G is trying to be "more interesting"...she is an fucking cunt

Lisa G is trying to be "more interesting"...she is an fucking cunt




i see your cunt.....and raise you a uppity cocksucker.

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Not that much grosser than watching Artie stuff his fat face all morning.

I wonder if she ever had to break up a bowlwinder
with a chello bow.

Lisa G is trying to be "more interesting"...she is an fucking cunt

it's, "she is 'a' fucking cunt".

a girl shitting = just plain nasty

you got it man. humans shit. way to go. you deserve a fucking gold star.

You deserve a cop-inflicted mop handle up your ass, again. :yesshake:

:bigthink:

Sometimes the chicks I work with will say, "I've got to go pee", and then they go to the bathroom for like 30 minutes, and I know it doesn't take that long to squeeze out some piss, but I would still bang some of them. :dontknow:

I'm not like a big fan of chicks shitting, and I don't want to be in the terlet with them when they are pinching a loaf, but I know it's gotta be done. :scratch:


terlet

yes it's gross

i see your cunt.....and raise you a uppity cocksucker.

it's, "and raise you 'an' uppity cocksucker".

I think it's funny when they goof on Lisa G shitting at work. :btu:

Oh absolutely they should be grossed out. I'm grossed out. You should be grossed out. Everyone should be grossed out.

You know what? They made toilets at work for PISS, not for shitting. That is something to be done in the comfort of home.

She is a sick fuck cunt. I bet she keeps a wire coat hanger at work to break up the bowl busters.

Oh, and the chicks at your work that are taking 30 minutes in the bathroom. Drugs. Even a shit don't take no 30 minutes. Drugs, no doubt about it.

:bigthink:

Sometimes the chicks I work with will say, "I've got to go pee", and then they go to the bathroom for like 30 minutes, and I know it doesn't take that long to squeeze out some piss, but I would still bang some of them. :dontknow:

I'm not like a big fan of chicks shitting, and I don't want to be in the terlet with them when they are pinching a loaf, but I know it's gotta be done. :scratch:

They are texting someone. Girls don't poop.. Lisa is a mutant.

terlet

:cool:

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I think it's funny when they goof on Lisa G shitting at work. :btu:

i do as well.....hahahahaha. :crapper:

it's, "and raise you 'an' uppity cocksucker".



you would know.

You deserve a cop-inflicted mop handle up your ass, again. :yesshake:




your sexual fantasies have no bearing on my life.

Yes. She can do that at home.

Shitting at work is fucking NASTY and everywhere I've ever worked, there is always one heifer who stinks up the bathroom and it lingers in there for the rest of the day :mad:

Oh absolutely they should be grossed out. I'm grossed out. You should be grossed out. Everyone should be grossed out.

You know what? They made toilets at work for PISS, not for shitting. That is something to be done in the comfort of home.

She is a sick fuck cunt. I bet she keeps a wire coat hanger at work to break up the bowl busters.

Oh, and the chicks at your work that are taking 30 minutes in the bathroom. Drugs. Even a shit don't take no 30 minutes. Drugs, no doubt about it.

OK, maybe I was exaggerating about the 30 minute thing, and I realize chicks have to like practically undress just to take a piss. :freak:

But yeah, I don't take shits at work either, and if I happen to be in the bathroom with some dude taking a crap, it's kind of uncomfortable. :ra: :freak:

:ra:

OK, maybe I was exaggerating about the 30 minute thing, and I realize chicks have to like practically undress just to take a piss. :freak:

But yeah, I don't take shits at work either, and if I happen to be in the bathroom with some dude taking a crap, it's kind of uncomfortable. :ra: :freak:



how do you sit there all day with all that cum in your ass then? that has to be uncomfortable for you.

But yeah, I don't take shits at work either, and if I happen to be in the bathroom with some dude taking a crap, it's kind of uncomfortable. :ra: :freak:

Exactly. Exactly.

How fucking akward is it when you need to go and take a piss, and you gotta deal with some sick fuck with his big ass feet hanging out the stall the wrong way, working some log out, and on top of that, being noisy about it. Now for a chick to do this, that is just a million times worse. And that sick fuck cunt laughs about it at work. You know what she should have done when the subject first came to light?

She should have walked outside, and stepped in front of the first uptown express bus that came by.

I mean c'mon on now. Show some self-discipline. Keep the logs at home.

your sexual fantasies have no bearing on my life.

My sexual fantasies have nothing to do with you, I just figure from your posts that you prefer some form of male provided ass-play. :dontknow:

I'm sure that Lisa is the only one who shits at work.
Can you imagine what Gary or Sal's shits must smell like?
Lisa's would be like roses in Springtime compared to theirs.

I'm sure that Lisa is the only one who shits at work.
Can you imagine what Gary or Sal's shits must smell like?
Lisa's would be like roses in Springtime compared to theirs.

Sal is a known shit at worker.

His wife probably forces him too.

Unless someone is sick or under 5 years old, they should be able to refrain from shitting in public restrooms.

:munch:

how do you sit there all day with all that cum in your ass then? that has to be uncomfortable for you.

Hmmm......:bigthink:

OK, I'll give you a 4/10 for that one, lame-o. :freak: :rolleyes:

Hmmm......:bigthink:

OK, I'll give you a 4/10 for that one, lame-o. :freak: :rolleyes:




:lol:


lame-o.

:lol:

:lol:


lame-o.

:lol:

It's a good thing that you can find humor in your complete lame-osity-ness. :cool:

No one else does though. :freak: :noshake:




;)

Hmmm......:bigthink:

OK, I'll give you a 4/10 for that one, lame-o. :freak: :rolleyes:

I thought you to be very, very kind on the 4/10.

I would have given -3/10, it was pretty sucky.

I thought you to be very, very kind on the 4/10.

I would have given -3/10, it was pretty sucky.

Yeah, I was trying to be nice to the prick, for some reason. :freak:

Only if she was doing it in a coffee can in the hallway.

I think Lisa G could regain their respect with a nice, smelly upper-decker.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/MantanHattan/Upper-Decker.jpg

Shitting at work depends on the bathroom you have. From what I've seen on HTV clips, it looks like they have a one person at a time type bathroom. You shouldn't be shitting in there, especially as a broad. The whole office knows if it's you that stinks it up. But if you have like a public bathroom style type at your office, by all means, shit away. We got 5 stalls in the bathroom on my floor, and at least 2 of them seem to be always occupied by shitters. And if you share the office, much better chance of dropping a bomb and having someone in your office know it's you. And yes, I shit at work pretty much every day.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/dawges/sfn/99PoopMachine.jpg

The worst thing about working in an office with a one person at a time toilet is occasionally over-hearing a woman grunting while taking a dump.
Hearing a guy grunt is awful enough but hearing a woman grunting out a large turd can fuck a man's mind up.

The worst thing about working in an office with a one person at a time toilet is occasionally over-hearing a woman grunting while taking a dump.
Hearing a guy grunt is awful enough but hearing a woman grunting out a large turd can fuck a man's mind up.

I am torn. :(

I know if you eat, you gotta shit, but I guess I would rather not think of the hot parts of chicks doing excrement type stuff. :(

I suppose the tits are the least gross female pink parts, because waste products don't usually come out of them. :freak: :dontknow:

Which is worse, taking a shit at the office or knowing that someone has a bigg logg brewing in them all damn day?

I am torn. :(

I know if you eat, you gotta shit, but I guess I would rather not think of the hot parts of chicks doing excrement type stuff. :(

I suppose the tits are the least gross female pink parts, because waste products don't usually come out of them. :freak: :dontknow:

Well I don't like to brag but I can eat my weight in pussy and the clit is my favorite pink part of a woman.

If you have to shit, you have to shit. Work or not.

What's gross is Howard's claim that he doesn't have time to wash his hands after pissing. I can't believe the rest of the show let him off the hook for that comment.

its a normal human function, people are too uptight about that stuff

Within a few days of our moving into a new building at work, I called the Building Maintenance dept. to have them turn up our Men's Room exhaust volume/capacity because just one guy shitting in there was enough to gag a mule.

And I requested them to raise the toilet roll holders because they were positioned to press into one's knees while seated.

Somebody has to worry about these little things for the Greater Good of Mankind. :crapper:

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because she is already completely disgusting and annoying, and her talking about shitting just makes it all the more revolting

well she's eating fiber one cereal that probably has 10-15 grams of fiber...of course she's going to lay some brick work in the bowl.
it's totally ignorant of her though because other people have to use that bathroom. it's her fault and she's doing something that can totally be prevented but she's always like "well what do you want me to do? build me my own bathroom". just stop eating the fucking fiber shit at work...done deal pal.

No chick should talk about shitting....EVER

At this point of his gross slovenliness can Artie be critical of almost any human being?..........

we all know it happens, but who wants to hear about it. especially pretty chicks...they never reference their bathroom habits, because, if they have a clue, they know that no guy wants to hear it. shit, she talks about her fiber cereal and ...ugh. lisa lampanelli is rubbing off on her. all that crassness. someone should tell lisa g. that lampanelli isn't someone to emulate. girls should be girlie like that. dainty. shit, this is like saying that water is wet. isn't this shit obvious (pardon the pun)?

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I think its hot for a chick to blow out a fat yam at work.

I think it's funny.

Not that much grosser than watching Artie stuff his fat face all morning.

corrected = Not grosser than watching Artie stuff his fat face all morning.

its a normal human function, people are too uptight about that stuff

This.

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her caps and gums are worse than booeys.

and dry wiping is a disgrace

What type of load you think she drops? I say No. 1.

http://images.craveonline.com/article_imgs/Image/mixed_nuts.jpg

I think it's neurotic as hell for Howard to act like it's in some way "bad" for Lisa to shit at work. Christ, it's not at all healthy OR normal to hold it in!
A goddam human being has to sleep when tired, eat when hungry and shit when they feel the urge!
Now that I've got that out of the way: Lisa's "greatest hits" can be found here:
www.ratemypoo.com

I think the only funny thing about Howard's obsession with Lisa G's feces is that he's obsessed about it and Artie's going along with it to be cool. Howard's fecal issues are silly on the face of it and Artie's need to link himself to his boss by playing along to such horror as the man is a dirty heroin junkie is comedy incarnate. And why they're picking on Lisa G for using the facilities just screams of them not realizing how utterly petty and silly they're both being.

Definitely a WGAS thread.
They put restrooms at work to be used. If you gotta go, you gotta go.
Howie is just being a germaphobe. Artie is just kissing the boss' ass.

Howie and Artie are fucking hypocritical retards. Will the Farter, Bettlejuice, et al, shitting themselves is high comedy, but Lisa G performing a normal bodily function in the room you're supposed to do it in is gross? Fuck off.

One of my true joys is taking a dump at work.

One of my true joys is taking a dump at work.
Mine is leaving an upper decker in the employees' washroom.

Howie and Artie are fucking hypocritical retards. Will the Farter, Bettlejuice, et al, shitting themselves is high comedy, but Lisa G performing a normal bodily function in the room you're supposed to do it in is gross? Fuck off.

Because shes a women they are not suppsoed to tal kbout shitting its such a huge turnoff

I want to stick my dick inside those stained, red fuzzy-haired cheeks...mmmmmm...feel that roid...

Not that much grosser than watching Artie stuff his fat face all morning.

too bad lisa g isnt witty enough to think of saying that.

it's a bit 4 the show :mad:

Howard and Artie smacking & burping thru countless meals on the air makes Lisa G shitting off the air nothing.

One of my true joys is taking a dump at work. Never done that.

The only thing howard likes to see come out of a women is puke, when he makes Beth purge after every meal.

wow this is some thread