View Full Version : Lisa G And Her Favorite Toilet Paper


MrWarmth
01-31-2009, 09:22 AM
I say it's Charmin. Gotta be. Thank you. :)

gilaet
01-31-2009, 09:25 AM
[mandatory SiriusXM stock joke]

freewayfrankie
01-31-2009, 09:27 AM
most likely not pages from the Torah..

MoEl
01-31-2009, 09:29 AM
She said it was the cheapest stuff out there. Dried Leaves?

Blue Virus
01-31-2009, 09:32 AM
Hand, cheap Jew son of a bitch.

MrWarmth
01-31-2009, 09:33 AM
The cheapest stuff out there is that crap they used to have in the Public Schools. Not even on a roll. little sheets that you pulled out of a dispenser. Like sandpaper.

IVARR
01-31-2009, 09:33 AM
the only TP that crosses my door step


http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/47/d2/Cottonelle_Toilet_Paper_Double_Roll_with_Ripples-resized200.jpg

Senator Rick Santorum
01-31-2009, 09:48 AM
http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/47/d2/Cottonelle_Toilet_Paper_Double_Roll_with_Ripples-resized200.jpg
Yes!
When your hole gets muddy Cottonelle's your buddy.

Mike1v5
01-31-2009, 10:04 AM
http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss284/Mike1v5/grater_toilet_paper.jpg
http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss284/Mike1v5/dollar-toilet-paper.jpg

acdoozie
01-31-2009, 10:05 AM
I think she prefers the puncture-proof over the non-skid brand

Itsablister
01-31-2009, 10:08 AM
She's so cheap she won't even buy toilet paper. That's why she poops at work. :shit:

cunt boil
01-31-2009, 10:22 AM
any dry paper leaves remnants.

lisa's anus must stink up the office

Senator Rick Santorum
01-31-2009, 10:24 AM
any dry paper leaves remnants.

lisa's anus must stink up the office

hmmmmm -Lisa's anus!

bobtraw
01-31-2009, 10:30 AM
She said she buys the cheapest stuff at Walgreen's. That's gotta be the Scott Tissue, one ply. You can see through that.

Mike1v5
01-31-2009, 10:45 AM
http://i584.photobucket.com/albums/ss284/Mike1v5/Need_toilet_paper.jpg

massive1
02-01-2009, 06:02 PM
that's gross...ha ha

FTHEYANKEES
02-01-2009, 06:15 PM
Corn husk

Scoreman
02-01-2009, 06:17 PM
yesterday's newspaper

RightBastard
02-01-2009, 06:21 PM
The chocolate chip cookies are made to order.

WhoreMonger
02-01-2009, 07:55 PM
One time in Junior High the toilet stall didn't have any paper so I was forced to wipe with my homework.

True story.

flaflafloey
02-01-2009, 11:02 PM
she said she buys walgreen's brand, 50 cents a roll

bm311x
02-01-2009, 11:24 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/144399708_6a83588ff1.jpg?v=0

bertman19
02-02-2009, 12:08 AM
Old corn cobs in her outhouse

Loosh
02-02-2009, 12:30 AM
any dry paper leaves remnants.

Disgusting

Clean people use wipes :btu:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TXe%2BtR-mL._SS500_.jpg

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000GUZQVC/ref=nosim/suco01