Her "expert dog book" will be out next spring. :rolleyes:

Discuss :munch:

Get ready for endless book plugging. Its a good thing Yoko doesn't want to be famous.

It will be amaaaaaazing!

Fitzwell 200 news ........ "Who gives a flying fuck"

oh fuck


woe is the show

Bianca was bought when she was nine months old already trained.

Beth is just bored because marathon training is over :rolleyes:

Too rich to fish.

"Beth has no desire to be famous"

http://i41.tinypic.com/f2ko7c.jpg

can't wait for the audio book edits :rolleyes:

Chapter one: "Put leash on doggies neck"

Chapter two: "Walk until dog poopies or peepees, yaaaaaaaaay!"

Chapter three: "Call daddy for directions back home"

I bet it will be as good as Billy Joel's wife's cook book. I can't wait for her to come on the show to plug it.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/doggah_eek4.png (http://smiliesftw.com)

She falls right in line with Seinfeld's and Joel's wife. What's next a visit to Opran?

Is it a coloring book?

Jesus, what goes around, comes around. Howard did numerous rants about other celebs and their wives. Too funny, he's become all he railed after. what a joke. :(
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Chapter one: "Put leash on doggies neck"

Chapter two: "Walk until dog poopies or peepees, yaaaaaaaaay!"

Chapter three: "Call daddy for directions back home" Chapter four: Howie Jr./Doggie go bye-bye...

Wonder if Imus will blast Beth the way howard (H-mus) blasted Deer-a-durr?

dear god please make it stop

Beth invented dog books

Wonder if Imus will blast Beth the way howard (H-mus) blasted Deer-a-durr?

He has every reason to!!!

Who'll tell her dogs can't read?

Wonder if Imus will blast Beth the way howard (H-mus) blasted Deer-a-durr?
O&A would have a field day if they didn't have Mel as boss.

Contender at the Dog-cadamey awards for Best book!


She shoulda just done Dancing with the Stars and got it over with.

O&A would have a field day if they didn't have Mel as boss.

So would Sal Governale.

:rolleyes: But Beth doesn't want to be famous nigga please!!

least it tells you howard will be around until next spring... if anyone is still listening, that is...

beth is void of all talent

beth is void of all talent

Apparently you've never seen her bend a knee

WGAS WGAF

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It's a smart move. She can get lots of "help" writing it and animal lovers eat this shit up. Martha Stewart started an empire selling other people's recipes and oven mitts. The mindless pet owners deserve to be sold shlock like this.

Please, someone tell me this is a joke.

Doesn't Howard see he's becoming Imus?

It will make "Dougie The Puggie" look like Shakespeare.

Oh man.

And so it begins.

how many other worthless chotchkies is 'ole knee bend going to try to sell?

I wonder how long until she claims to be a dog whisperer

i think beth is more of a quiet whisperer

So would Sal Governale.

...and Artie, and Fred, and Robin, and the first wife, and especially Ben Stern.

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Is it a coloring book?


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i think beth is more of a _ _ _ _ _ whisperer

I'm getting out of here!

I thought she would put out a cookbook with her famous recipes engagement chicken and alimony spare-ribs.

Stick to what you're good at. KNEE BENDING!!!!!!!!

How exactly is she an "expert"? What is her degree in again?




:rolleyes:

You read the headlines wrong. Should be, "BETH IS *READING* HER FIRST BOOK!"

Didn't Imus' wife Deidra do the exact same thing?

Too rich to fish.
Ahahahaha . . . winner.

Staff of the Howard Stern show are not permitted to mock Beth's endeavours.


a book about dogs? -

At least Duh-dee-ear-druh knows where a woman's place is:

http://www.quickandsimple.com/cm/quickandsimple/images/4B/deidre-imus-070717-de.jpg

Didn't Imus' wife Deidra do the exact same thing?

Imus and Howard are almost mirror images.

I wonder if Stern will rag on some unkown lady's dog book and say she stole it from Beth the way that Seinfeld did with his wife's book.

God, this had better be a joke. It's one thing to become Hampton's Howie, it's another thing to become Imus.

http://m2.jpg

Uh oh!

I also heard that Beth is going to sing backup and play tamborine with The Losers too

:munch:

Howard cannot promote it because he talked so much shit about Jerry Seinfeld promoting his wifes cook book

I can't wait for the blind sheep to start defending this move....

Fuck Sirius Fuck Hamptons Howie Fuck Gary Fuck Beth.

1308 posts out the window

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkk kkkkkkkk NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :mad:

I can't wait for the blind sheep to start defending this move....

Fuck Sirius Fuck Hamptons Howie Fuck Gary Fuck Beth.

i hit alert on your post. :nono:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/stylesets/blue/alert.gif

i think beth is more of a _ _ _ _ _ whisperer

everyone knows what you are implying dummy.

i hit alert on your post as well. :nono:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/stylesets/blue/alert.gif

quiet?

i think beth is more of a quiet whisperer

i already quoted it dummy and made note of your edit after i notified you i alerted on your post.....i hope you are sent to time out you hater! :hw:

Beths a dog expert and Robins a wine connoisseur.

you silly goose

Internet tough guys, gota love 'em :rolleyes:

Internet tough guys, gota love 'em :rolleyes:

yep and them picking on defenseless and nice Beth is shameful.......and against the rules.......that's Mutt's policy and i back it up wholeheartedly. :hw:

I wonder if Stern will rag on some unkown lady's dog book and say she stole it from Beth the way that Seinfeld did with his wife's book.

God, this had better be a joke. It's one thing to become Hampton's Howie, it's another thing to become Imus.

Ha! True.

No one would buy that shit

she should write a book on how to seduce rich old men

How will the King of All Hypocrites spin this one???

Somehow it will be that North Shore animal league BEGGED her to write a book, She didn't want to, but she decided to because it would really help them out. Plus getting others to spend and raise money is very honorable, right?

I can see it now...Beth Gives Back!

yep and them picking on defenseless and nice Beth is shameful.......and against the rules.......that's Mutt's policy and i back it up wholeheartedly. :hw:

How convenient that you back up Mutt's policies when they suit you....

Wasn't too long ago you didn't back up anything Mutt did or said.

Just sayin'....

:bg:

I see a lot of closeted Beth O fans posting in here. You dum-dums say you hate hearing her mentioned on the air yet you can't help but post countless threads about her.

Beth wins.

Beth always wins! :btu:

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a cookbook but a book about dogs.

:(

I'm shocked that there is not a "Name Beth's Book" thread yet. http://bestsmileys.com/coffee/3.gif


Edit: :doh: Nevermind.
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=430961

How convenient that you back up Mutt's policies when they suit you....

Wasn't too long ago you didn't back up anything Mutt did or said.

Just sayin'.... convenient enforcement...

If you thought the Giftscriptions thing was tough to listen to just wait. :rolleyes:

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How Not To PooP by Beth Stern

I wonder if Howard will write the forward for the book.

Hopefully her next book is about shopping. Her only other interest/talent.

"Oh my gosh! first thing you have to do is find a really expensive breeder, pick out a really ammaaazzzinggg puppy. Then you have to wait a WHOLE 9 months! for them to train it for you, they make sure it doesnt doo doo or pee pee on your nice $400 a sq ft white carpet, ewwwwwwww. Then you have to go pick up the dog and buy it a bed and food and toys and a leash and take it for walks, but always make sure you dress cute and look for photographers while you are out, and now you are an ammaaaazzzzzzing dog owner, Oh my gosh!"

http://i44.tinypic.com/2lc7f9g.jpg

:rolleyes:
Cuz we dont already have a market flooded with pet books and internets with free advice from professionals...

See people, this is what you get when you have unlimited resources, too much time on your hands and a boring sex life

what happened to "help beth name the book" thread?

__________________
Did you ever notice how Robin basically repeats what was just said or that she states the VERY, VERY obvious? She is a parrot !

"CHAPTER 12: HOW TO DRESS A DOG FOR THE TYRA BANKS SHOW"

what happened to "help beth name the book" thread? Disappeared??

Ow. "Help Beth name the book" had some high-octane funny in it. :(

This is a tremendously bad idea.

i was reading it a minute ago and when i went to switch a page it was gone?????


no more bullshit??????????


__________________
Did you ever notice how Robin basically repeats what was just said or that she states the VERY, VERY obvious? She is a parrot !

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What boat is that? :confused:

cant wait to hear endless references to this stupid book


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What boat is that? :confused:
HMS Stern Show

Howard ghost writes the chapter on how to properly wipe a dog's ass using baby wipes.

I have not heard the news report on a break yet today.

Anyone hear it today yet.

And the name the book thread is gone, looks like some mod is, well nm I'll bite my tounge.

Jesus, what goes around, comes around. Howard did numerous rants about other celebs and their wives. Too funny, he's become all he railed after. what a joke. :(
http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k172/ciubi/f/funny0473.jpg


DUDE.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 10 YEARS?

Howard has become EVERYTHING he used to "hate". And you know what? He loves it. Howard is a fucking poser and I think that the self-proclaimed pussy that he was in 1991 would stand up to a 2009 Hollywood Howie and KICK HIS ASS.

Times change for sure. But I just can't wrap my head around what the show has become after knowing about everything it once stood for.

It's a fucking poser show now.

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt212/WeddingTalkSUXX/Sternshouse.jpg

If I hear one damn thing about this book on the air from Howard then I'm going to flip the fuck out.

And to say that Howard would laugh at Imus because he plugged his wife's book... I can't wait to hear his logic on why it's different for him!

Beth is entitled to do what she wants but since Howard keeps repeating "She doesn't want to be famous", well.. it doesn't look good.

And the name the book thread is gone,



SHAME ! SHAME !

she should write a book on how to seduce rich old men

Now THAT'S a book I'd read............ :D

You guys have it all wrong, it's not a book about dogs, it's a book FOR dogs. She can show these bitches how to hook up with a 14 year old poodle that has a doghouse on the water, or how to bend all 4 of their knees at once. It'll be amaaaaazing.

Disappeared??

Revolution ?

This is truely the end....

Lastest Howard 100 announcement

Stern Ranch, a working cattle ranch near Roosevelt, New York, 500 miles south of The Hamptons. The Stern Ranch is a charitable organization for children without dogs, as well as siblings of Ames fashion models. Between Memorial Day and Labor Day each year, the Stern family volunteer their time at their New York ranch for children without dogs. From Memorial Day to Labor Day, Stern broadcasts from a studio there, while the rest of his cast broadcast from New York. In 2010, Stern suffered serious injuries after a fall from a cage at his ranch, and broadcast several shows from a hospital.

I miss Allison

miss mangle foot is hemingway all of a sudden?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2h7e914.jpg

let the photoshopping begin

http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt212/WeddingTalkSUXX/BethBook.jpg

Deirdre Imus, Founder, President of the Deirdre Imus Environmental Center for Pediatric Oncology, Co-founder, Co-Director of Imus Ranch, a working cattle ranch for kids with cancer.

Yoko, writes a dog book and goes to fashion week.

This is truely the end....

Lastest Howard 100 announcement

Stern Ranch, a working cattle ranch near Roosevelt, New York, 500 miles south of The Hamptons. The Stern Ranch is a charitable organization for children without dogs, as well as siblings of Ames fashion models. Between Memorial Day and Labor Day each year, the Stern family volunteer their time at their New York ranch for children without dogs. From Memorial Day to Labor Day, Stern broadcasts from a studio there, while the rest of his cast broadcast from New York. In 2010, Stern suffered serious injuries after a fall from a cage at his ranch, and broadcast several shows from a hospital. Do they play polo?

Its funny how much Imus like Howard's personal life has become.
I wonder when he's gonna open a cancer ranch for underpriviledged sick kids in the Hamptons?

Her "expert dog book" will be out next spring. :rolleyes:

Discuss :munch:

shit thread

Its funny how much Imus like Howard's personal life has become.
I wonder when he's gonna open a cancer ranch for underpriviledged sick kids in the Hamptons?

Never going to happen. It would require one of them to care about something other then themselves or there pure breed dog. They'll open a dog house for the rich before they would actually help out other humans.

http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff341/sfnimg66/bethsbook.jpg

This thread is now about titles for Beth's book.

Dr. Stern, or: How I learned to stop being a supermodel and love the old man.

it will be a huge success. someone, i won't name names, will make sure it is on e the NYT top seller list.

They'll open a dog house for the rich before they would actually help out other humans.

"I'll be doing a lot of promotion with puppies and kittens and bringing awareness as to what the North Shore Animal League is. I'm willing to donate all of my time to that! Someday Howard and I will have a farm with lots of animals. That's a huge thing we have in common!"

http://www.animaux.net/stern/beth.html

miss mangle foot is hemingway all of a sudden?

http://i39.tinypic.com/2h7e914.jpg

It looks more like a claw or a hoof than a foot.

"I'll be doing a lot of promotion with puppies and kittens and bringing awareness as to what the North Shore Animal League is. I'm willing to donate all of my time to that! Someday Howard and I will have a farm with lots of animals. That's a huge thing we have in common!"

http://www.animaux.net/stern/beth.html

Is Beth retarded?

Is Beth retarded?

You know because of her "status" on this board that that can neither be confirmed or denied here.

From that interview:

<b>Would you ever consider writing a book?</b>

If I were to ever write a book it would be about something very personal that happened to me, and it's a specific incident in my mind that I've only talked to friends about. But it has nothing to do with my boyfriend.

<b>A traumatic incident?</b>

Yeah.
<b>
Hmmm.</b>

Hmmm. Maybe I'll take a stand and talk about it publicly because I feel it's something that happens to a lot of people. We'll just leave it at that for now.

From that interview:

<b>Would you ever consider writing a book?</b>

If I were to ever write a book it would be about something very personal that happened to me, and it's a specific incident in my mind that I've only talked to friends about. But it has nothing to do with my boyfriend.

<b>A traumatic incident?</b>

Yeah.
<b>
Hmmm.</b>

Hmmm. Maybe I'll take a stand and talk about it publicly because I feel it's something that happens to a lot of people. We'll just leave it at that for now.

She got stood up for a junior high school dance one time.

Oh my gosh!

She got stood up for a junior high school dance one time.

Oh my gosh!

Hmm, her principle did come to her house to "tutor" her. Maybe he was the one that stood her up at the dance.

I admire Beth's devotion to animals. But a book? There are multitudes of books on dogs. What insight/angle can Beth Stern add to this subject.

BOOTS???
So you hit the alert button on someone, why the need to make it known publicly. I see stuff and have hit the button, but I don't understand the need to draw further attention.

News report on H100 right now.

News report on H100 right now. I hope she does a book signing tour.

Can someone please provide me a link for the biggest rolleyes gif in the history of teh interwebs?

Hitting the alert button on a webforum. How sad are you people?

t

:faint:

Endless book plugs.... :(

Hitting the alert button on a webforum. How sad are you people?

Fuck off window licker.

Finally, a chapter on dog farting!

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.

I hope she does a book signing tour.

Guess who's gonna be first in line.

I'll give you a hint: "How's it goin' what's goin' on"

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.


wait for it

Its OFFICIAL now, Howard has become Imus.

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.

I don't care if she writes a book. I just am not looking forward to Howard talking about it ad nauseum...

Guess who's gonna be first in line.

I'll give you a hint: "How's it goin' what's goin' on" Everyday is Friday.

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.

So you don't have an issue w/ the hypocrisy of her paying top dollar for a pure bred, professionally trained English bulldog and then yapping constantly about how the commoners should adopt all the mangy mutts at the NSAL? :rolleyes:

Katie Lee Joel is writing the companion volume, "Bianca's Table: Comfort Food For Your Pet."

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years.

All she has is free time. I'm sorry but donating what you have a ton of doesn't get a pat on the back from me.

Funniest thing ever written about Beth

from Steppin' Out Magazine
January 2005

Beth Ostrosky Interview by Chauncé Hayden



When I last spoke to Beth Ostrosky in June of 2002, the stunning hard working model seemed like a deer caught between the headlights. Overwhelmed by the media circus that pounced on her newfound relationship with radio legend Howard Stern, Beth struggled with the unwanted attention.

So you don't have an issue w/ the hypocrisy of her paying top dollar for a pure bred, professionally trained English bulldog and then yapping constantly about how the commoners should adopt all the mangy mutts at the NSAL? :rolleyes:

Yeah writing a book on how to train dogs, while she bought an already trained dog.

Thats like me buying a car, then writing a book on how to build a car from scratch.

I guess I could hire the people that build the car to "help" me write the book then put my face on the cover holding a cute puppy and show it off to my Hamptons friends.

Deirdre Imus, Founder, President of the Deirdre Imus Environmental Center for Pediatric Oncology, Co-founder, Co-Director of Imus Ranch, a working cattle ranch for kids with cancer.

Yoko, writes a dog book and goes to fashion week.

:clap:

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.

The brutality comes from Howard's bragging about her and getting the other yes-men surrounding him to comment on her "amazing-ness." The hate isn't for Beth but for Howard's non-stop fawning over her.

and on a light note
I bet Howard plugs Beth's book more then her!! *rimshot*

Fuck off window licker.
That's nasty. That kind of posts can't be tolerated on the Internet. I must now hit the alert button and let the mods have their way with you :rolleyes:

The hate isn't for Beth but for Howard's non-stop fawning over her.

I have plenty of hate for both. :)

Also from the same interview:

http://www.animaux.net/stern/beth.html

Besides your traumatic train ride, things have been going very well for you since we last spoke in 2002. Would you agree that your career has improved greatly over the past three years?

Improved? I wouldn't say improved, it's just different. I was perfectly content being a working model in the city. That's pretty much why I came to New York. So I would say my career has changed and things are amazing!

Fame has a way of creating opportunity. Obviously, your popularity has opened doors that normally wouldn't be open for the average working model.

Yeah, definitely. I've been offered opportunities that in the past I never would have dreamed of doing. So it's been a wonderful surprise.

Which opportunities have surprised you the most?

Hosting a show for Spike TV. But that was a legitimate audition. Granted, they knew my name. But I went in and kicked butt! So now I'm hosting a show called Casino Cinema.

i hit alert on your post. :nono:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/stylesets/blue/alert.gif

Do you know what they do to snitches in Miami :jj:

Do you know what they do to snitches in Miami :jj:
Chum for the sharks.

Beth struggled with the unwanted attention.
OH GOD, MY BRAIN HURTS

Is Beth retarded?


We can't answer that because the snitch is lurking

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.

Howard has built an entire audience on hatred, anger and sarcasm. What surprises you about this?

What pisses people off the most is that Beth is NO different from any of the other people Howard has jabbed over the years for doing things.

1.) He busted Freds balls for his wife opening a consignment store
2.) He busted Stuttering Johns balls for his wife being in that dumb play
3.) He has openly made fun of Madonna's childrens books
4.) He has openly made fun of Imus' wife

and the list of "poking" celebrity wives goes on and on. So WTF makes Beth any different? She is kept well by Howard, has waaayyy too much time on her hands, probably has a terrible life really (boring anyway) and decides..."I know, I'll write a dog book and that should show people that I have SOME talent and am not just Howies arm candy"

IT REEKS OF SUCK!

This is truely the end....

Lastest Howard 100 announcement

Stern Ranch, a working cattle ranch near Roosevelt, New York, 500 miles south of The Hamptons. The Stern Ranch is a charitable organization for children without dogs, as well as siblings of Ames fashion models. Between Memorial Day and Labor Day each year, the Stern family volunteer their time at their New York ranch for children without dogs. From Memorial Day to Labor Day, Stern broadcasts from a studio there, while the rest of his cast broadcast from New York. In 2010, Stern suffered serious injuries after a fall from a cage at his ranch, and broadcast several shows from a hospital.

you might need some help with geography. just sayin'

I admire Beth's devotion to animals.


:rolleyes: Nigga please.

Beth's "devotion" to animals doesn't extend to the ones that she daily wears as fur and leather clothes/shoes/purses/furniture/car seat upholstery (most likely) or the ones she eats.
Her "devotion" and this upcoming book are a disgrace and nothing more than an attempt at gaining even more publicity for herself.

you might need some help with geography. just sayin'
:lol:

I didn't notice "500 miles south of the Hamptons".

“The true hypocrite is the one who ceases to perceive his deception, the one who lies with sincerity” - Andre Gide

What a bubble these people live in that they think people care so much about them that they need their thoughts written down in a book.

All this means is tons of shitty segments dealing with Beths book. SAD

I admire Beth's devotion to animals. But a book? There are multitudes of books on dogs. What insight/angle can Beth Stern add to this subject.

BOOTS???
So you hit the alert button on someone, why the need to make it known publicly. I see stuff and have hit the button, but I don't understand the need to draw further attention.


The new insight/angle might be how to train your dog how NOT TO SHIT AT ALL so you never have to walk it unless it's just for exercise.

I can't wait until we have the "Pick the best picture of Beth to put on the cover of her new dog book" contest - sponsored by Ashley Madison. With a $500 grand prize that will be awarded to a "regular" listener, like AA or Irish John.

:lol:

I didn't notice "500 miles south of the Hamptons".

maybe beth will read this and go looking for it 500 miles south of the hamptons. i think that is where Jon JR. was going right?

Jesus you people are brutal and vicious. The girl clearly loves animals and especially dogs. She donates most of her free time to helping dogs find homes and has for years. Now she wants to try writing a book like millions of others before her.

How exactly does this merit such hate and venom? I just don't get it.

What, exactly, is her expertise in this area? What can Beth Ostrosky possibly add to the topic that hasn't been covered by experts or people with far more experience and knowledge in the field?

Given the fact that her modeling/television hosting/acting careers haven't exactly set the world on fire, people are naturally a little cynical about her motivation for this next project. And yes, it's everything that Howard has ridiculed about other "trophy" wives.

you people are mean and vicious.how about showing some support

you people are mean and vicious.how about showing some support

Suck a dick, emo faggot.

you people are mean and vicious.how about showing some support

No. :mad:

Suck a dick, emo faggot. :rolleyes:

http://i44.tinypic.com/2r6l8vl.jpg

you people are mean and vicious.how about showing some support


shut the fuck up ugly

you people are mean and vicious.how about showing some support

You call yourself a man?

:rolleyes:

Brutal.

Beth is the last person I'd take pet raising advice on. What makes her credentials any better than anyone else who has been a pet owner?

So how long before Howard starts wearing a cowboy hat? Hmmm, I wonder what Howard and Beth will name their firtborn? Wyatt Cody perhaps!?

I want to buy a dog training book by a drug dealer.

I want to know the correct amount of gun powder to feed my rottweiler.

She's ridiculous.

Man, this is going to be fun.

Can't I get a little love for the "Howard is gonna plug this book more then Beth" line?

He really is Hmus now.

I admire Beth's devotion to animals. But a book? There are multitudes of books on dogs. What insight/angle can Beth Stern add to this subject.


Don't be silly she's raised the perfect dog - Bianca never shits.

Oh, no...get ready for this

Callers: "Hey Howard, how's Beth's book coming along?"

Howard: "Beth won't have sex with me...she's too busy writing this book."

Robin: (after some dog item in the news) "Speaking of dogs...when is Beth's book coming out? I'm DYING to read it..."

Ugh.

Gary: People change, he is at a different point in his life now.

Caller: But, he is JUST LIKE IMUS now...

Gary: No, no he is not anything like Imus.

Caller: What about the books and crappy causes she is always forcing him to promote.

Gary: I don't know what you are talking about, I don't think she has ever come on the show promoting something. She is just a GREAT guest to have in, with great insight.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

You call yourself a man? 100% prime

I admire Beth's devotion to animals.
If she really had any devotion to animals she'd get the fuck away from the fraud organization that is the NSAL. :rolleyes: She's in it for exposure, nothing else.

I can't wait for the blind sheep to start defending this move....

Fuck Sirius Fuck Hamptons Howie Fuck Gary Fuck Beth. Agreed - Howard already drained everything he could from his listeners - now he is getting his wife on the deal - Suck up all you can now Hamptom Howie -

Howard has built an entire audience on hatred, anger and sarcasm. What surprises you about this?

What pisses people off the most is that Beth is NO different from any of the other people Howard has jabbed over the years for doing things.

1.) He busted Freds balls for his wife opening a consignment store
2.) He busted Stuttering Johns balls for his wife being in that dumb play
3.) He has openly made fun of Madonna's childrens books
4.) He has openly made fun of Imus' wife

and the list of "poking" celebrity wives goes on and on. So WTF makes Beth any different? She is kept well by Howard, has waaayyy too much time on her hands, probably has a terrible life really (boring anyway) and decides..."I know, I'll write a dog book and that should show people that I have SOME talent and am not just Howies arm candy"

IT REEKS OF SUCK!

AMEN!

Maybe for the book Beth can provide more insights like how she thought the octo-mom wanted to be like Angelina Jolie. :rolleyes:

she should write a book on how to seduce rich old men
Seriously, I'd pay big bucks for this book!

and there will be countless appearances to plug her book on Rachael Ray, Tyra, Kelly and Reeg, etc. etc.....

Aptly describes Beth at this time

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and there will be countless appearances to plug her book on Rachael Ray, Tyra, Kelly and Reeg, etc. etc.....

And that Kathie Lee Today Show...then Howard will say what a great sport Kathie Lee was all those years and then they'll be friends.....ugh.

How exactly is she an "expert"? What is her degree in again?


She is a Charm School Graduate with a degree in "Jewish Gold: Finding it and Grabbing it."

awful

Chapter 4: Christmas Makes Me Happy.

It will be on the best sellers list...........guaranteed

It will be on the best sellers list...........guaranteed
Of course. I'm sure it was in her contract to write the book that Howard would promote it everyday and probably accompany her to book signings.

Her "expert dog book" will be out next spring. :rolleyes:

Discuss :munch:
Oh FUCK no.......what a laughing stock Stern has become..... :rolleyes:

Don't forget about the phone calls from Bobo.

Oh FUCK no.......what a laughing stock Stern has become..... :rolleyes:

that is the funnies thing i have ever scene. how do i save that on my computer?

oh no!!!!!!!




here we go, book tour

that is the funnies thing i have ever scene. how do i save that on my computer?


ever heard of right click ?

Yeah the world needs a book written by a windbag airhead about dogs. She is the worse kind of person and Howard fell for all of it. At this point Ralph is way more of a man than Howard and hes a fucking fruitcake.

She falls right in line with Seinfeld's and Joel's wife. What's next a visit to Opran? Well she did Tyra, and Howard couldn't back pedal fast enough on Tyra's mental illnesses...so could be. How many times will Beth "grace" the show to plug this "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMAZZZZZZZING" book??

I bet the three amigos of aaa, irish joe, and high pitch will be at every signing.

In fact that will be interesting will Beth O acknowledge them while with her Hamptons pals?

Dee-uh-durr Ostrosky-Stern.

Jesus Christ. No defending this one. I feel sorry for Howard.

This is great! Poor Howard, I really feel for him.

Maybe she told him she was going to write a book and he just assumed that she does the opposite of what she says.

I don't want to get married. I didn't know who Howard was. I don't want a baby. I make my own money.

Mutt can we get a sticky thread on the countdown to the book, or maybe some book giveaways or something.

I can't wait for this.

Jesus, what goes around, comes around. Howard did numerous rants about other celebs and their wives. Too funny, he's become all he railed after. what a joke. :(
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Howard had no idea what she was to become.

I hope he divorces her before this gets worse.

I wonder which publisher Howard's reimbursing?!

In related news, Howard is writing a book on how to play chess.

Get ready for endless book plugging. Its a good thing Yoko doesn't want to be famous.

^^^This^^^

Can someone please provide me a link for the biggest rolleyes gif in the history of teh interwebs?

Here you go.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/huge_roll_eyes.gif (http://smiliesftw.com)

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maybe beth will read this and go looking for it 500 miles south of the hamptons. i think that is where Jon JR. was going right?

i think he was headed er uh, up nath er uh to the vineyad.

Just think...in about a years time there will be a warehouse somewhere in NJ with hundreds and hundreds or unopened boxes of beth books......

Howie will somehow claim she made the NYT top sellers list though.

now there are going to be online polls of "who wrote it better"

beth vs deidre imus
beth vs seinfeld's wife

and howard will drone on about beth's originality and superior writing talent

It's over Johnny. IT'S OVER.

This is one of the funniest threads ever - more entertaining then the show!

Oh FUCK no.......what a laughing stock Stern has become..... :rolleyes: He's laughing all the way to the Hamptons.

"Fuck Your Way To The Hamptons"

LOL Awesome! This should line her up for numerous talk show appearances! How can Howard support this after all the crap he gave others for doing the EXACT same thing?

LOL Awesome! This should line her up for numerous talk show appearances! How can Howard support this after all the crap he gave others for doing the EXACT same thing? "I think you're in the minority, what do you do for living?"

ever heard of right click ?

it doesn't save the whole gif for some reason. just a snap shot of it. any help would be appreciated.

I have a feeling deep inside that this book will be...wait for it...AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING!

It's over Johnny. IT'S OVER.

FOR YOU! For me, IT'S NEVER OVER!

Dear Beth, thank you thank you thank you. You have made listening to howard interesting in an entirely new way. Figure it out for yourself beyond that.

I love how she says she doesn't want to be on the cover because she doesn't want to be "that celebrity wife." Um, sweetheart, you're already doing it. you wouldn't have been in Maxim, you wouldn't be on TV and you wouldn't have a book deal if not for being with Howard. Please, stop.

wow.... she has one dog and she's an expert....

who needs another dog book?

Did she diss her BFF Katie Lee Joel by saying "I don't want to be one of those celebrity wives that writes a book!" ??

:bird:

Her next book will be titled, " The Howard Whisperer."...............

I have to bump this thread, I have not slept since the announcement of this book.

I really am that excited.

Dee-uh-durr Ostrosky-Stern.

Jesus Christ. No defending this one. I feel sorry for Howard.


don't be sorry for him....out of all the hot chicks that throw themselves at him, he picks this one.

Now Beth's a dog expert? Based on what? She loves dogs and helps a shelter. That makes her worthy of writing a book?

I don't really care what she does, just hope Howie doesn't Crowbar her into every show and promote the hell out of her. Her entertainment value is 0.0 on the show.

I don't really care what she does, just hope Howie doesn't Crowbar her into every show and promote the hell out of her. Her entertainment value is 0.0 on the show.
Well you know Howard will "crowbar" her into the show.


*Balloon Howard approves this message.

"Fuck Your Way To The Hamptons"

http://www.hamptons.com/liveview.beth (http://www.hamptons.com/liveview.ihtml?id=4102&apid=8342&getap=1&hm=1&com=1&cp=1)

why not a cookbook?

turkey meatballs

engagement chicken

the end

I don't really care what she does, just hope Howie doesn't Crowbar her into every show and promote the hell out of her. Her entertainment value is 0.0 on the show. "Hope is wonderful thing, maybe the best thing"....Andy Dufresne

Ethel, Ricky won't let me play at the club.

Howard, it was a bad idea to get involved with a lady who wants to be a star.

Now Beth's a dog expert? Based on what? She loves dogs and helps a shelter. That makes her worthy of writing a book?

Tomorrow she will start writing a Parenting book.

Get ready for endless book plugging. Its a good thing Yoko doesn't want to be famous.

HA!! So right!!It is amazing how Howard has becoem ev erything he used to disdain....sad tho......

i cant believe she is writing a book

Now Beth's a dog expert? Based on what? She loves dogs and helps a shelter. That makes her worthy of writing a book?
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the best thing about the book will be that it outsells robin's book by millions!

it will piss robin off so much, first beth gets howard, then her stupid dog book out sells her "deep and thoughtful, well crafted" book

and you will hear the hate in robins voice as she bleets out "...i read beths book over the weekend and it was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. i mean i am a cat person and here i am thinking this book is amaaaaaaaaaaaazing, dogs are amaaaaaaaaazing, i think i am going to get a dog now" LOVE ME HOWARD, LOVE ME...I CAN LIKE DOGS TOO!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LIKE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE HOWARD, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!!

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Did you ever notice how Robin basically repeats what was just said or that she states the VERY, VERY obvious? She is a parrot !

I don't really care what she does, just hope Howie doesn't Crowbar her into every show and promote the hell out of her. Her entertainment value is 0.0 on the show.

dont worry, howard said years ago when he first started metioning beth:

"...this is a very nice girl who never listened to the show, she has her own carrer and does not want to come on the show. she has made it clear to me that she wants nothing to do with the show, she has nothing to plug and even if she did i would not do that...etc, etc"


yea, and yoko never heard of the beatles :rolleyes:

I hope its a cookbook!!!!!

She should write a book on how to become a gold digger.

Some one at the NSAL has obviously had a word in her ear that she should write a book about dog training and care. Yes, she owns one over pampered dopey docile lump of a dog that lives in high rise Upper West apartment who holidays in the Hamptons and when faced with 'life on the streets' whimpers when it walks on the side walk after it's been salted. This is no American Pitbull!

Who needs a book on how to raise a dog anyway? It's a fucking dog!!! Your not teaching it to drive or rock climb your not taking it into the woods to learn how to survive like Johnny Rambo. How many Bulldogs are disobedient ? They are by far one the most laid back creatures on the planet.

The build up to this ghost written book is going to be excruciating for every single person who has grown up with Howard Stern - to watch him finally turn into Imus is going to be unreversable and the final nail in a career that has spanned 30 years of innovative broadcasting.

We all knew Beth Ono would be the demise of this show and the cancer she has spread through out it will be one of the lasting memories we will have it.

It's the End of Days.

miss mangle foot is hemingway all of a sudden?

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do we know if she still has that tattoo? i always thought it was henna.

Well, I pretty much figured she'd hitch a ride on Howard's coattails, but it appears she's jumped on with both feet.
Now we get to have front row seats while we watch the end of an era. :o

I'm sure it'll be a fine book. And it might actually sell if Howard writes the intro...

:)

I have plenty of hate for both. :)

thank you. i was afraid to say it but man, was i thinking it. oy vey will yoko ever stop? let's predict what's after the book. I like the baby book someone else wrote.

the best thing about the book will be that it outsells robin's book by millions!

it will piss robin off so much, first beth gets howard, then her stupid dog book out sells her "deep and thoughtful, well crafted" book

and you will hear the hate in robins voice as she bleets out "...i read beths book over the weekend and it was amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. i mean i am a cat person and here i am thinking this book is amaaaaaaaaaaaazing, dogs are amaaaaaaaaazing, i think i am going to get a dog now" LOVE ME HOWARD, LOVE ME...I CAN LIKE DOGS TOO!!!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAA BAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LIKE EVERYTHING YOU LIKE HOWARD, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!!

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Did you ever notice how Robin basically repeats what was just said or that she states the VERY, VERY obvious? She is a parrot !



:lol:

I'm sure it'll be a fine book. And it might actually sell if Howard writes the intro...

:)

"We haven't asked him yet, but it's possible!"
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
:puke: :puke: :puke:

Wow she is writing a book, put that on the who gives a fuck page.

Wow she is writing a book, put that on the who gives a fuck page.

Who gives a fuck is every Stern fan who would like to hear Howard spend his remaining 23 months at Sirius talking about something other than his wife's bullshit PR driven, shallow, non-substantial, take the $$ and run book.