She said she doesn't want her face to be on the cover of her "how to care for dogs" book. She said something to the effect that she doesn't want to be one of those famous wives on the cover of a book.

:omfg:

:rolleyes:

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oh my

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OH! DANGER! DANGER!
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That is so amaazing of her to do.

Howard: Beth didn't want to be on the cover of the book but the publisher kept insisting, saying it would sell more books. Ultimately a percentage of this is all going to charity so she really figured she had no choice.

Howard: Beth didn't want to be on the cover of the book but the publisher kept insisting, saying it would sell more books. Ultimately a percentage of this is all going to charity so she really figured she had no choice.
That sounds about right. I'd bet money that's the angle he's going to go with.

Maybe Belzer will be on the cover.

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Howard Stern why must you make your long time fans want to pull out their own nose hairs. Why must you go down this path of blatant hypocrisy. Oh how I loved Howard Stern two decades ago. I know I know, people change, they grow older and they change. But is it so wrong to want a little bit that old Howard back? :bigcry:

this book thing makes me want to :barf: and :bc: and :crapper: and :pissr: :pissl:

Howard Stern why must you make your long time fans want to pull out their own nose hairs. Why must you go down this path of blatant hypocrisy. Oh how I loved Howard Stern two decades ago. I know I know, people change, they grow older and they change. But is it so wrong to want a little bit that old Howard back? :bigcry:

this book thing makes me want to :barf: and :bc: and :crapper: and :pissr: :pissl:

The fact of the matter is, Howard trained and conditioned us to loath this sort of thing. He must realize that to some degree.

The more I hear about this joke of a story, the more I'm convinced Hypocrite Howie will spin this that the NSAL BEGGED the untouchable, princess Beth to write the landmark book.

Prepare yourselves for endless plugs and sycophantic ass kising....

It is a bit like Tom Leykis buying an expensive dinner and an $800 bottle of wine for a fat, homely, unwed, single mother of 3 that won't fuck him...........

Howard: Beth didn't want to be on the cover of the book but the publisher kept insisting, saying it would sell more books. Ultimately a percentage of this is all going to charity so she really figured she had no choice.

Nicely done.

Why write a book about something you can look up on the internet for free?

It is a bit like Tom Leykis buying an expensive dinner and an $800 bottle of wine for a fat, homely, unwed, single mother of 3 that won't fuck him...........

Why bring Robin into this?

All of Howard's bullshit has finally come back to bite him in the ass

Why bring Robin into this? Robin has kids?

All of Howard's bullshit has finally come back to bite him in the ass

Finally? It came back on him a couple of years ago. He's just digging himself in deeper and deeper at this point.

as usual,no comment.

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"The fact of the matter is Beth didn't want to write a book at all. She's only doing to help the animals, she is just sooooo sweet."

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Note to Howard,

KEEP HER THE FUCK IN HER LIGHTED SHOE CLOSET AND OFF THE SHOW!!

Do you have any twat cream?

Something tells me this book is going to teach Artie to learn to love dogs

She said she doesn't want her face to be on the cover of her "how to care for dogs" book. She said something to the effect that she doesn't want to be one of those famous wives on the cover of a book.
Uhhh.................too late dummy.......... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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I can't wait for the book tour.

Something tells me this book is going to teach Artie to learn to love dogs

Artie and Beth can bond over how difficult it is to write a book.

Just wait for all the insipid TV appearances. We'll hear all about them. Along with clips, if Howard has completely lost his mind.

Why does Seinfeld's wife come to mind?

She said she doesn't want her face to be on the cover of her "how to care for dogs" book. She said something to the effect that she doesn't want to be one of those famous wives on the cover of a book.

Then she should publish it under a fake name and never do any press in which they ask her any questions about Howard. And never ever have it mentioned on Howard100 or 101.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'd buy it

Then she should publish it under a fake name and never do any press in which they ask her any questions about Howard. And never ever have it mentioned on Howard100 or 101.

But then how would she get on tv?

She's gotta be on tv.

But then how would she get on tv?

She's gotta be on tv.
She hates publicity. Her amazing love for Howard has made her life miserable.

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"Beth struggled with the unwanted attention"

She hates publicity. Her amazing love for Howard has made her life miserable.

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"Beth struggled with the unwanted attention"

Holy Shit! Thats alot of exclamation points!

Gosh!

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Then she should publish it under a fake name and never do any press in which they ask her any questions about Howard. And never ever have it mentioned on Howard100 or 101.

In the news story I heard this morning on 101, Beth says that she has "a team of experts" working with her: veterinarians, animal behavior specialists and, "of course", North Shore Animal League. Why is she even necessary to this project?

When Lisa G. asked her about the cover, she said she doesn't want HER picture on it. "I don't want to be one of those celebrity wives with a book". :scratch: Removing your face from the cover somehow negates that reality?

We're in for some serious torture.

Maybe Belzer will be on the cover.


he would fail to show for the shoot....howard would pretend to give him a rash of shit and then sweep it all under the rug when Belzer came up with a BS excuse.

True story!

Is there any doubt she will be on every morning TV show that takes place in New York City. Hamptons connections work wonders.

Soooo fabulous

Howard 2009 = Imus

Beth herself and ANY Beth talk is so fucking annoying.

:omfg:

+1000

Beth needs to be put to sleep.

"The fact of the matter is Beth didn't want to write a book at all. She's only doing to help the animals, she is just sooooo sweet."

Robin: I was just going to say that. Beth is the sweetest girl

Artie: Yea, did I ever tell you the story about the bad cop raping women who were pulled over for speeding?

But then how would she get on tv?

She's gotta be on tv. She absolutely does not under any circumstances want to be famous!!!! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT!!!!

I have a title for her book:

Too Skinny To Fish.

I'm already dreaming of the wardrobe which NSAL will provide for the TV appearances.

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