View Full Version : Joba's Mom Jailed, Suspected Of Selling Meth


Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 04:55 PM
was going to be posted anyway better a yankee fan did it

The mother of Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain has been jailed in Nebraska and faces a felony charge after being arrested on suspicion of selling methamphetamine to an undercover police officer in February.

Lincoln Police Capt. David Beggs said Monday that 44-year-old Jacqueline Standley was arrested at her apartment Saturday night.

Beggs said she allegedly sold 1 gram of a substance believed to be meth to an uncover officer for $110 on Feb. 11. The substance tested positive for meth in testing at the state laboratory.

She was charged Monday with delivery of an exceptionally hazardous drug. Her bail was set at $5,000, and she was assigned a public defender, whose name was not on her jail record.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/05042009/photos/jobamom0504.jpg

Douchebag_AZ
05-04-2009, 04:57 PM
damm you are quick .. yoru fingers should be worn down to a nub from hitting refresh on ESPN.com

oneldef
05-04-2009, 04:57 PM
I'd hit it...with a baseball bat.

Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 04:57 PM
damm you are quick .. yoru fingers should be worn down to a nub from hitting refresh on ESPN.com

got it from the NY Post

oneldef
05-04-2009, 04:57 PM
damm you are quick .. yoru fingers should be worn down to a nub from hitting refresh on ESPN.com

That's not what wears his fingers down. :dancin:

Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 04:58 PM
That's not what wears his fingers down. :dancin:

hey if i did that i would be blind lol

oneldef
05-04-2009, 04:58 PM
I'd rather fuck Brett Pedroia's victim.

Douchebag_AZ
05-04-2009, 04:59 PM
I'd hit it...with a baseball bat.

yeah man I wouldn't even bum a smoke of that bitch ...

oneldef
05-04-2009, 05:00 PM
The whole thing is just a bullshit arrest caused by Selena Roberts' biased journalism.

Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 05:02 PM
I'd rather fuck Brett Pedroia's victim.

i did not know you were gay :r1:

Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 05:02 PM
The whole thing is just a bullshit arrest caused by Selena Roberts' biased journalism.

this has nothing to do with A-Rod :eviled:

oneldef
05-04-2009, 05:15 PM
The Nebraska police credited the arrest to a kind hearted citizen who tipped off authorities and blew the whistle on the drug dealing skank...

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/Youk-1.jpg

Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 05:19 PM
The Nebraska police credited the arrest to a kind hearted citizen who tipped off authorities and blew the whistle on the drug dealing skank...

http://www.nyystadiuminsider.com/Images/Yankee%20Smileys/youkilispedroia.gif

:eek:

Clutch Hitter
05-04-2009, 05:20 PM
The Nebraska police credited the arrest to a kind hearted citizen who tipped off authorities and blew the whistle on the drug dealing skank...

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/Youk-1.jpg

:funny:

nuge67
05-04-2009, 05:27 PM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05042009/photos/jobamom0504.jpg

She's fucking HOT!!!

KingOfAllWhites
05-04-2009, 05:53 PM
So thats what white trash from Nebraska looks like.

nuge67
05-04-2009, 06:10 PM
So thats what white trash from Nebraska looks like.

Please, if she had a penis, you would be all over it!!:nuts:

KingOfAllWhites
05-04-2009, 06:12 PM
Please, if she had a penis, you would be all over it!!:nuts:

Well she is much better looking then the men I saw you all over last night at Feathers.

oneldef
05-04-2009, 06:23 PM
We've got a pretty classy family all around.

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/JB.jpg

KingOfAllWhites
05-04-2009, 06:24 PM
Apple doesnt fall far from the tree.

SteveU2
05-04-2009, 06:44 PM
Too bad Meth isn't popular in NYC....the Yanks could have given her a stand in the new Stadium.....

nuge67
05-04-2009, 06:46 PM
Apple doesnt fall far from the tree.


So your dad was an asshole homo too?

KingOfAllWhites
05-04-2009, 06:47 PM
So your dad was an asshole homo too?

I thought you were my daddy. Isnt that what you were telling me last night? Makes sense!:D

Petey Arms
05-04-2009, 07:07 PM
We've got a pretty classy family all around.

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/JB.jpg

at least they don't rape little boys

oneldef
05-04-2009, 08:40 PM
at least they don't rape little boys

"They" don't win World Series either.

brian
05-04-2009, 08:55 PM
She's fucking HOT!!!

A Nebraska 6........a Nuge 9

oneldef
05-04-2009, 09:08 PM
A Nebraska 6........a Nuge 9

:bigclap:

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/TommyPoint.jpg

brian
05-04-2009, 09:31 PM
I was walking behind Tommy at a Celts game a couple of months ago. He's got two hands on the railing, pulling himself up as he climbed steps. Guy is in rough shape.

nuge67
05-04-2009, 09:32 PM
I was walking behind Tommy at a Celts game a couple of months ago. He's got two hands on the railing, pulling himself up as he climbed steps. Guy is in rough shape.

Hope he gets hit by a short bus

brian
05-04-2009, 09:35 PM
Hope he gets hit by a short bus

Post more....think even less.

WildCpac
05-04-2009, 09:36 PM
So your dad was an asshole homo too?

No but his dad is an Ugly Fuck who thinks he is cool by hanging out with fat ugly white trash and posting pictures of it online.


Joba's mom looks 74 and to think she is 44. Meth is a hell of a drug.


She should share a jail cell with Dustins child molester brother. They could be a perfect match.

jobbey
05-04-2009, 09:40 PM
http://www.nypost.com/seven/05042009/photos/jobamom0504.jpg[/QUOTE]

is that boobear?

oneldef
05-04-2009, 10:11 PM
No we know why all the bugs like Joba. He's got trash in his blood. :jj:

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/bug.jpg

nuge67
05-04-2009, 10:15 PM
No we know why all the bugs like Joba. He's got trash in his blood. :jj:

http://i537.photobucket.com/albums/ff331/itsme131313/bug.jpg

And you are black, what is your point?

SteveU2
05-04-2009, 10:47 PM
And you are black, what is your point?

http://north.geeklair.net/~ben/body-snatchers.jpg

DestroVega
05-05-2009, 05:33 AM
wow

KingOfAllWhites
05-05-2009, 05:36 AM
[QUOTE=WildCpac;15712726]No but his dad is an Ugly Fuck who thinks he is cool by hanging out with fat ugly white trash and posting pictures of it online.


QUOTE]

Is our favorite bandwagon Yankee fan queer judging guys again! When are you going to post that picture of yourself? We all want to see what perfection looks like. :jj:

epsagent
05-05-2009, 06:10 AM
Maybe she is the mom of the guy who posed as Joba :dontknow:

Cricket
05-05-2009, 05:17 PM
It seems to be fucking him up tonight. He just started the game by giving up three singles and a three run homer.

brian
05-05-2009, 05:26 PM
A Nebraska 6........a Nuge 9

http://i44.tinypic.com/907ps0.png

Poor sensitive Nuge :jj:

Nick Social
05-05-2009, 09:50 PM
I guess Joba's mom needed to walk to St. Louis in a weekend.

DestroVega
05-06-2009, 05:41 AM
It seems to be fucking him up tonight. He just started the game by giving up three singles and a three run homer.

and then he struck out 12 with 9 looking. I don't think he cares too much about what is going on with his mom.

oneldef
05-06-2009, 08:39 AM
and then he struck out 12 with 9 looking. I don't think he cares too much about what is going on with his mom.

He looked impressive after the 1st, but fwiw, "9 looking" is what you don't want to happen, so I wouldn't stress that if you're making a case for him. From a pure scouting pov, it doesn't look AS impressive because the last time he pitched against the Sox he only had two swings and misses all game - it implies a larger strikezone this time. So if you want to brag, just say 12 Ks :). Just sayin'.

DestroVega
05-06-2009, 09:31 AM
fwiw also, i had heard striking out right handed batters looking on change-ups is somehow impressive.

NESN said the pitches were too close to not swing though.

oneldef
05-06-2009, 10:10 AM
NESN said the pitches were too close to not swing though.

Very true. A ton weren't strikes as far as the zone, but they were strikes since the ump was giving him the call. That's on the Boston batters after an inning. And Joba knew he was getting 4 inches off the plate so he stayed there - that might have been the most impressive thing about his night. Beckett was getting a very liberal strike zone too.

I was just saying that if he doesn't get that call next game, you always want to fall back on "swing and miss" stuff. And the previous game against Boston he had only TWO swing and misses all game (and I think only 2 strikeouts and was helped by 4 double plays in 5 innings). I'm not taking anything away from Joba's performance, just saying not to hi-lite the 9 "looking" Ks as much if you want to applaud his performance.

DestroVega
05-06-2009, 10:14 AM
Both teams hated the strike zones during this 2 game series. There was no defined strike zone Monday night, anything could have been a strike or ball. And last night it seemed to just be huge.

oneldef
05-06-2009, 11:30 AM
Both teams hated the strike zones during this 2 game series. There was no defined strike zone Monday night, anything could have been a strike or ball. And last night it seemed to just be huge.

You're 100% dead on. Beckett had a big zone too but he didn't get nearly as many calls because he wasn't living on those extra four inches like Joba was. So I'm going to be nice and compliment and give credit to that fat, boozing, son of a drug dealing mother, immature, classless, douchebag of a pitcher punk who has done nothing in baseball to merit his ego. :D

Komprezer
05-06-2009, 05:33 PM
so the dad's the Injun? she looks pure white trash....