Total bullshit.

Says he see's this amazing hot broad in the tanning place and notices that they also do straight shaves there: I doubt they do, but he then says he goes in to inquire about the shave.
The hot broad, instead of just telling him when the shaver comes in, says give me your # and I'll call you and let you know when he's in.
Uh huh. Right. A beautiful girl is gonna waste her time by getting an obese slobs phone # and then call him to let him know when the shaver will be in. She works there, but has no clue when this guy who also works there will be in.
Nobody does, they need to call Artie.

Of course she didn't just hand fatso a card with the places # on it and tell him to call himself, or ask someone else there for the info... no, she's gonna call this fat slob and she had no clue who he was.

Then fatso gives her his # but writes his first and last name. Mmm-hmm. Very believable so far.

Then the beautiful girl, instead of just asking her boss or the shaver guy for the info and calling fatso, shows the boss the paper fatso wrote his name on: The boss of course recognizes Artie Lange's name and (of course) makes a comment about why would Artie want a tan, he's not a fag. :rolleye2: Riiiight. Because guys who work in or own tanning salons always comment about men being fags if they tan.

And then she calls fatso and they meet up. Days later this beautiful girl is telling this obese ugly pig that she's in love with him!!!!!!!!!! Fatso please.

Less than a month later and she's so in love with him that she's sleeping over and they're now a huge item. Fatso, please.

And she wakes him up @ 5am to comment about Howard's appearance on Letterman: So I guess Artie just rolls out of bed with beauty girl and doesn't shower because there's not enough time to wake up, hang w/ your new GF for a few minutes, then take a shower and make it to NY by 6am.

And I guess she just stays there? Or she has the driver or Artie drive her, un-showered, home or to work??

Fat boy please: What a load of shit that story is.

Tanning salon also doubles as a place to get a straight shave? Has to be a first.

:munch:



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I've never seen a tanning salon with barber services either.

Artie told a lie? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

Tanning salon also doubles as a place to get a straight shave? Has to be a first.

Yeah, quite the different clientele there.

She sells great heroin on the side.

My girlfriend lives in Hoboken and I also had a contracting job in Hoboken for six months. He said there is a gym right next to it and its ont he waterfront.

This is the one that matches that description, does not have barber service.
http://beachbumtanning.com/
They have barber service and is nowhere near the waterfront
http://www.davidasalon.net/

BS :shit:

How about the fact that he didn't have his phone and that no one could call him. He even said that Craig Gass loaned him his phone. How did she call him? I'm sure he told her the reason he didnt have a phone was because he was a drug addict.

Artie doesnt think people pay attention to what he says but HSS fans not only listen but are some of the smartest people out there.

Artie doesnt think people pay attention to what he says but HSS fans not only listen but are some of the smartest people out there.

[citation needed]

HSS fans are some of the smartest people out there.
comedy

My girlfriend lives in Hoboken and I also had a contracting job in Hoboken for six months. He said there is a gym right next to it and its ont he waterfront.

This is the one that matches that description, does not have barber service. This one does which is not near the watrerfront
http://beachbumtanning.com/
They have barber service and is nowhere near the waterfront
http://www.davidasalon.net/

Nice detective work Pussah. :)

How about the fact that he didn't have his phone and that no one could call him. He even said that Craig Gass loaned him his phone. How did she call him? I'm sure he told her the reason he didnt have a phone was because he was a drug addict.

Artie doesnt think people pay attention to what he says but HSS fans not only listen but are some of the smartest people out there.

Indeed. Again I say fatso please.

How about the fact that he didn't have his phone and that no one could call him. He even said that Craig Gass loaned him his phone. How did she call him? I'm sure he told her the reason he didnt have a phone was because he was a drug addict.

Artie doesnt think people pay attention to what he says but HSS fans not only listen but are some of the smartest people out there.

he said he gave her his home phone #/voicemail

I was woozy on the elevator

ok bc you are all men and dont understand Artie's GF story. It was a attempt to woo Dana. it was all about dana. he was declaring his love for dana and any guy who says that he wants to be friends with someone for the rest of their life then they are in love with that person. also his new GF might be someone who gets his drugs for him and sneaks it in bc she is the "GF".

For what it is worth, he actually looks pretty good as of late....I don't know if I buy she didn't become more interested once she found out who he was but.... hey... isn't that why people try and become famous? to move up the food chain of people you attract....I doubt he would be working on the docks sporting a free tan....

Didn't Artie say he was getting his phone back last week?

Yet another lie from the junkie in yet another attempt to hijack the show just to hear himself talk.

boys n girls remember the great lesson
Coppola taught us yesterday .....junkies
lie always ...it's part of the illness :eviltongue:

Dreaming...he must be dreaming...

Artie's rhapsodizing over his new girlfriend and the Dana poem recitation were possibly the most cringe worthy moments of The Howard Stern Show in years.
Speaking strictly as a fan I can't wait for Artie to get back on junk.

Wait'll she gets a dog! :D

For what it is worth, he actually looks pretty good as of late....I don't know if I buy she didn't become more interested once she found out who he was but.... hey... isn't that why people try and become famous? to move up the food chain of people you attract....I doubt he would be working on the docks sporting a free tan....

It's funny how being obese is now considered "looks pretty good as of late".

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Here's the thing....Artie's stories of late have been ridiculous and insulting to our collective intelligence. This gf story stinks like Benjy's armpits. My opinion. PS. the poetry reading made me loose what little respect I had for Arthur Lange. Come on, buddy, a year and a half left. Don't ruin it for me.

It's funny how being obese is now considered "looks pretty good as of late".

fame and money shave off alot of pounds

A hot looking chick is dying for a fat guy to walk in and it's always instant love. And she didn't know who he was or how rich he is.

It's funny how being obese is now considered "looks pretty good as of late".

That person joined in Dec 2004 and has 40 posts. To that person: :bs:

All tanning salons in Hoboken. Only the one I mentioned is by the water. Most are on Washington Street which is 3 blocks away from the water. No gyms are near them either

http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=grand%20street%20hoboken%20nj&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wl

Very interesting. I assumed he could have just walked by and looked in to see the shave service, but you make it all the more obvious that he's lying... again.

He doesn't go to any gym anyway... he lost some weight from the cocaine. He's such an idiot.

This is what she's in love with

http://maps.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&cp=40.001217~-74.12378&style=o&lvl=2&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&scene=8151640&encType=1

A hot looking chick is dying for a fat guy to walk in and it's always instant love. And she didn't know who he was or how rich he is.

Evidently that beautiful girl found him very sexy, attractive and charming at first sight. ( :rolleye2: )

He paid this girl to appear at the book signing and to hang with him and pose as his beard.

[QUOTE=JeffJ;15952279]That person joined in Dec 2004 and has 40 posts. To that person: :bs:

so what's your point?

has artie revealed whether the lady shaves herself or not?

Artie is a comedian telling stories, he's not swearing out depositions on capital hill. It might be easier to enjoy his stories and maybe even laugh if you don't hold him (or any comedian) to such high truth standards.

He's just fishing around in that too fat head for something that justifies the large salary he makes. He's not trying to fool you, he's trying to entertain you.

Don't forget that Artie and this girl hit it off so well on their first "date" that they stayed up all night talking and looking at the stars.

I kinda remember Howard saying he did pretty much the same thing when he first met Beth, but if Artie says that's what happened to him, then it must be true. :rolleyes:

Fatso please

Great thread and posts. Another possibility is that Artie has this woman on the payroll, if you know what I mean. Artie's philosophy is that he can buy whatever he wants and maybe, just maybe, he bought this hottie too. Just a theory, but, if it turns out to be true, no one would be surprised. Of course he couldn't let his mom and sis know about this, so he throws out the tanning salon tale to make it sound like its real. And, at the same time, as the prior poster wrote, he could also be using this as a way to make Daner jealous.

And, the first "date" meeting Will Ferrell, What a star move !!!!

Don't forget that Artie and this girl hit it off so well on their first "date" that they stayed up all night talking and looking at the stars.

I kinda remember Howard saying he did pretty much the same thing when he first met Beth, but if Artie says that's what happened to him, then it must be true. :rolleyes:

Fatso please

you have an amazing view from Hoboken for NYC on the riverwalk. Thats why the restaurants there are very popular.

Artie is fullof shit. The only reason why she is with him $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$. Cannot wait for the dump.

Don't forget that Artie and this girl hit it off so well on their first "date" that they stayed up all night talking and looking at the stars.

I kinda remember Howard saying he did pretty much the same thing when he first met Beth, but if Artie says that's what happened to him, then it must be true. :rolleyes:

Fatso please



Didn't Howard meet her at a dinner party where she then went home and horny howard called her at 7 am to come over and watch movies?

Didn't Howard meet her at a dinner party where she then went home and horny howard called her at 7 am to come over and watch movies?

I don't remember if it was a dinner party, but the rest of it happened like you said.

Yeah, Artie looks great, he's a regular shmoe and he has a big heart. And his new girlfriend loves him.

Artie knows it's all b/c of the $tern show
he has his life of mirth and merriment and
pussaaaay :Cash:

My girlfriend lives in Hoboken and I also had a contracting job in Hoboken for six months. He said there is a gym right next to it and its ont he waterfront.

This is the one that matches that description, does not have barber service.
http://beachbumtanning.com/
They have barber service and is nowhere near the waterfront
http://www.davidasalon.net/

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Please tell me you're sending this in to the show and to H100 news. :)

He doesn't go to any gym anyway... he lost some weight from the cocaine. He's such an idiot.



shows what you know about drugs, ya fuck. Cocaine is more of a binge drug, rapid weight loss is not the norm. He's actually consuming healthier food in the studio in smaller portions, dummy; if he was on blow, he would be absolutely pigging out when he's not high.


Quit over-analyzing the poor bastard and go back to sucking dick.

Artie is a comedian telling stories, he's not swearing out depositions on capital hill. It might be easier to enjoy his stories and maybe even laugh if you don't hold him (or any comedian) to such high truth standards.

He's just fishing around in that too fat head for something that justifies the large salary he makes. He's not trying to fool you, he's trying to entertain you.

I am very aware that comedian's stories are not 100% factual, dumb ass. But the HSS has always been built on a certain degree of honesty. It's what set the show apart from other hack djs talking bullshit. Were things embellished? Of course. But Artie's stories are in another league.

Didn't Howard meet her at a dinner party where she then went home and horny howard called her at 7 am to come over and watch movies?

He said they met at a dinner party and they talked all night. When she finally went home, about an hour later, he called her (at 7am) and asked to come over.
So Artie lifted part of Howard's story.

you have an amazing view from Hoboken for NYC on the riverwalk. Thats why the restaurants there are very popular.

That's the only reason they do well. They're all terrible when it comes to food and service.

I am very aware that comedian's stories are not 100% factual, dumb ass. But the HSS has always been built on a certain degree of honesty. It's what set the show apart from other hack djs talking bullshit. Were things embellished? Of course. But Artie's stories are in another league.

Exactly. And Fatso wasn't attempting to entertain or humour anyone: He was 100% trying to seriously pass that load of shit lies off as the truth.

The truth is NEVER an option for Artie.
His lies/stories are very lame and not believable these days.


BTW Artie has a type......Dana is the dark haired Italian..like Artie's mom and Sister....like his movie mom and girlfriend .
New girl does not follow his history.

A hot looking chick is dying for a fat guy to walk in and it's always instant love. And she didn't know who he was or how rich he is.

sounds like a sitcom, doesn't it?

How dare you filthy Cockbites question the veracity of Arther Lange............
Can Gays get a shave there or is it only straights?

I think she might actually be the chick who met Artie at some of his shows that she attended with her husband, who she conveniently split up with soon after. Artie gave her a job promoting the Beer League DVD or something at one of his shows and there was a picture floating around of her at that event. She flew out to be at one of his parties even though they were "just friends". She also helped him when he was between assistants.

Looks like a few people out there have a lot of down time to fill.

Listening to it on the replay...brb....gotta vomit.

is he SERIOUS? awwww how cute we met at Radio City.

DOES HE HEAR HIMSELF? HE JUST SAID THE PAUL MCCARTNEY INTERVIEW WITH YOKO NOT KNOWING JOHN LENNON WAS THE GREATEST!!!!!

but she had no idea who he was.

oy vey:wacko:

edit: not to imply in any way that Artie is on the same level as John Lennon, before i get attacked. but still.....

Listening to it on the replay...brb....gotta vomit.

is he SERIOUS? awwww how cute we met at Radio City.

DOES HE HEAR HIMSELF? HE JUST SAID THE PAUL MCCARTNEY INTERVIEW WITH YOKO NOT KNOWING JOHN LENNON WAS THE GREATEST!!!!!

but she had no idea who he was.

oy vey:wacko:

edit: not to imply in any way that Artie is on the same level as John Lennon, before i get attacked. but still.....

Hi "Lou". :hw:

Hi "Lou". :hw:

HI JEFF! :hw:

how goes it?

Hi :hw::hw: jeff

I think she might actually be the chick who met Artie at some of his shows that she attended with her husband, who she conveniently split up with soon after. Artie gave her a job promoting the Beer League DVD or something at one of his shows and there was a picture floating around of her at that event. She flew out to be at one of his parties even though they were "just friends". She also helped him when he was between assistants.I was at the Lakeland(Tampa) show where he supposedly met that couple. They came to the pool at the hotel. The chick was hot but I can't for the life of me remember if that is her..........

uh oh.....here he goes reading the poem again.

Can you die from Douchechills?

Gary must be a saint. Over the last 2 shows Artie choked in front of Coppola with the Godfather dialogue worse than Gary did with the pitch, and then today he 100% out douche chilled/pussy'd him with those hack poems. Those poems made Gary's 25 grand tape seem like Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Gary should be destroying him.....but yet he lays off. God bless him. :o

Gary must be a saint. Over the last 2 shows Artie choked in front of Coppola with the Godfather dialogue worse than Gary did with the pitch, and then today he 100% out douche chilled/pussy'd him with those hack poems. Those poems made Gary's 25 grand tape seem like Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Gary should be destroying him.....but yet he lays off. God bless him. :oGary is a bit preoccupied with penile pain..........

HI JEFF! :hw:

how goes it?

:hw: It goes pretty OK, which is good for me. How goes it w/ you?
BTW, when we were talkin about the Sonicare and whatnot I thought you were a man and only found out you weren't from our other Dentist buddy. :D
You fooled us both! ;) :badteeth: :marx:

:hw: jeff

:hw: Howdy BG/Z. And how goes it w/ you??

uh oh.....here he goes reading the poem again.

Can you die from Douchechills?

=============

i have

for once i have to give robin props, she didn't let him get off it that easy ...
artie thought he got away with by saying he needed the break to remember
the poem etc ..and she called him out on it after that break ...
those poems were clearly made up on the spot, too cheesy to be hartfelt ...

Gary must be a saint. Over the last 2 shows Artie choked in front of Coppola with the Godfather dialogue worse than Gary did with the pitch, and then today he 100% out douche chilled/pussy'd him with those hack poems. Those poems made Gary's 25 grand tape seem like Rambo: First Blood Part 2

Gary should be destroying him.....but yet he lays off. God bless him. :oThat's what the show has been missing for so long. Goof on him and bust some balls.

I don't understand why people waste their time dissecting Artie's stories, looking for lies. Razor shave in the same store as a tanning booth-LIE! (How do these people know that no location offers both services?)
To channel Jerry Seinfeld for one minute; "Who are these people, who know what part of a story is a lie?"

:hw: It goes pretty OK, which is good for me. How goes it w/ you?
BTW, when we were talkin about the Sonicare and whatnot I thought you were a man and only found out you weren't from our other Dentist buddy. :D
You fooled us both! ;) :badteeth: :marx:

ahhhh today was OK. the lunatics were not quite out in full force...but my schedule tomorrow tells another story. (sigh) Weather here is nice, tho.

yes, i am a broad. lol. :badteeth: i get such a kick out of that smiley!

I can't believe that one of you douche bags haven't called every number on those lists yet and asked for the chick by name.

=============

i have

LessMoonbeams, where did your 3rd green dot go?:sad:

Have you noticed on the WUS they never say Artie is funny.

He is...
-animated
-full of energy
-hyper
-very talkative
etc


NEVER "FUNNY" ;)

WAIT A MINUTE,,, if this was a month ago this would of coincided with arties "no Phone" period, how the fuck did she call him??

:hw: Howdy BG/Z. And how goes it w/ you??
hey now jeff..things are going great..glad to see you expressing yourself..:marx:

That's what the show has been missing for so long. Goof on him and bust some balls.

NEW new new Artie rules strictly prohibit busting his balls.
Fatso has a thin skin.

ok bc you are all men and dont understand Artie's GF story. It was a attempt to woo Dana. it was all about dana. he was declaring his love for dana and any guy who says that he wants to be friends with someone for the rest of their life then they are in love with that person. also his new GF might be someone who gets his drugs for him and sneaks it in bc she is the "GF".

Ahhhh.... Good point about Dana. The second part, meh.

ahhhh today was OK. the lunatics were not quite out in full force...but my schedule tomorrow tells another story. (sigh) Weather here is nice, tho.

yes, i am a broad. lol. :badteeth: i get such a kick out of that smiley!

Well maybe you'll just get a day full of showered/clean folks with excellent teeth and beautiful healthy gums tomorrow and won't have to become nauseous over anything vile. Or is that just crazy talk?? :D

I know what you mean about this damn smiley :badteeth:
It was so appropriate for you and the other guy. And it's quite addictive! :badteeth:

Fatty. Lied. Again.

hey now jeff..things are going great..glad to see you expressing yourself..:marx:

:) "Oh good, for you!"
I just needed an excuse to say that.
But really, I'm glad things are goin great. Great is great! :)

And thanks BG. :hathair: I'm never one to hold my Artie opinions back. ;)

A hot looking chick is dying for a fat guy to walk in and it's always instant love. And she didn't know who he was or how rich he is.She knew.
I used to work in a tanning salon and Men tan too. Especially rich fat gut guys going on Vacations, and pay with their Gold Cards, and buy $110 bottles of lotion. (we would target them...that's where ya make the money in salons. ;)

Artie's gonna get used.

Well maybe you'll just get a day full of showered/clean folks with excellent teeth and beautiful healthy gums tomorrow and won't have to become nauseous over anything vile. Or is that just crazy talk?? :D

I know what you mean about this damn smiley :badteeth:
It was so appropriate for you and the other guy. And it's quite addictive! :badteeth:

I don't make any $ off of those people. A day full of them would be odor-free, but not productive.

I just want a day full of people with some common sense and realistic expectations. Clearly, I am the lunatic here that I think such a thing could happen.

Today, some nut got all pissy because i wouldn't write his drug-addicted ass some percocet for post-op pain after he had FILLINGS!!!!! FILLINGS!!!!!!!!! WTF?????????:amazed:

fame and money shave off alot of pounds

Exactly. She found out who he was and is cashing in.

What hot 25 year old with a shit job would want a 44+ year old fat, heroin addict with a death wish and a shit load of cash?

Answer: everyone of them.

NEW new new Artie rules strictly prohibit busting his balls.
Fatso has a thin skin.

I hate that crap... everyone's gotta suck Artie's cock there. :mad:


(I wish I would've remembered the Mayflower shit in my original post)

Exactly. She found out who he was and is cashing in.

What hot 25 year old with a shit job would want a 44+ year old fat, heroin addict with a death wish and a shit load of cash?

Answer: everyone of them.

Hell, I am a chick with a good job with decent pay and i would consider it!

one foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel. That's the way I likes 'em!

I hate that crap... everyone's gotta suck Artie's cock there. :mad:


(I wish I would've remembered the Mayflower shit in my original post)And another thing about tanning salons.
We would get people coming in by Dr.'s Orders for depression.

Just can't see Artie wanting a Tan for himself.

She knew.
I used to work in a tanning salon and Men tan too. Especially rich fat gut guys going on Vacations, and pay with their Gold Cards, and buy $110 bottles of lotion. (we would target them...that's where ya make the money in salons. ;)

Artie's gonna get used.

Artie's got a Platinum card. remember the Crystal Clear bit? When Artie used to be funny?

I just want a day full of people with some common sense and realistic expectations. Clearly, I am the lunatic here that I think such a thing could happen.

Today, some nut got all pissy because i wouldn't write his drug-addicted ass some percocet for post-op pain after he had FILLINGS!!!!! FILLINGS!!!!!!!!! WTF?????????:amazed:

You get a lot of druggies coming in. What the hell made this guy think he would get percocet out of you for fillings?? Wishful thinking, and a bit delusional I assume.
You need to start doing this some more :kaboom: . You'll get your frustrations out, and then make $$ from fixing them up afterwards. ;)

Artie's got a Platinum card. remember the Crystal Clear bit? When Artie used to be funny?

where in Suffolk county did you live??

And another thing about tanning salons.
We would get people coming in by Dr.'s Orders for depression.

Just can't see Artie wanting a Tan for himself.

Oh, for the UV rays... like one of those light boxes they use for seasonal depression?
I had no idea a shrink would prescribe that. Very interesting. :)

She's a hooker, he's paying big $$$ for the GF experience.

What the hell made this guy think he would get percocet out of you for fillings??

the fact that my boss, the other doctor here, had been doing it for years! In his eyes, everyone who asks for drugs by name and allergic to every non-narcotic known to man is legitimately allergic and legitimately in pain.

He grew up in Fantasy Land, and I grew up in Brooklyn.

he took a year off, and the new doctor ain't so stoopid. :)

So i get this shit A LOT. and the fucking staff here thinks i am a total bitch cuz i won't do it.

i tell them then THEY can write the scripts. (oh that's right, they can't) i ain't losing my livelihood over some fucknut. :badteeth: <---couldn't resist

but i digress. Artie's behavior is seriously embarrassing of late.:eviled:

where in Suffolk county did you live??

Nesconset.

The really stupid comment was when Artie was saying she is a classy broad, she's Dutch, and her family came over on the Mayflower. Hmm, I forgot that the Pilgrims came to America by way of the Netherlands.

Artie was funnier when he was high.

the fact that my boss, the other doctor here, had been doing it for years! In his eyes, everyone who asks for drugs by name and allergic to every non-narcotic known to man is legitimately allergic and legitimately in pain.

He grew up in Fantasy Land, and I grew up in Brooklyn.

he took a year off, and the new doctor ain't so stoopid. :)

So i get this shit A LOT. and the fucking staff here thinks i am a total bitch cuz i won't do it.

i tell them then THEY can write the scripts. (oh that's right, they can't) i ain't losing my livelihood over some fucknut. :badteeth: <---couldn't resist

but i digress. Artie's behavior is seriously embarrassing of late.:eviled:

Aha, I see. Mr (old) boss sounds like a big fat enabler. I don't understand why the staff gives a fuck who gets what pain med. They can't write scripts... a bit of a wise ass you are, huh? :giggle: That was a good one. :)

Don't try to resist it Lou... you should use it in every post! :badteeth:

And yes, fatty's been embarrassing and especially for Howard I would imagine.

Aha, I see. Mr (old) boss sounds like a big fat enabler. I don't understand why the staff gives a fuck who gets what pain med. They can't write scripts... a bit of a wise ass you are, huh? :giggle: That was a good one. :)

Don't try to resist it Lou... you should use it in every post! :badteeth:

And yes, fatty's been embarrassing and especially for Howard I would imagine.

yeah, i have had it. I am trying to get my bf to quit his job and we can both live in Thailand for a year, teaching English. doubt it will happen. So it's back to drillin' and fillin' for me...and weeding out the drug-seekers. :badteeth: :badteeth:

i wonder if the whole truth about Artie will ever be known. Even if he admitted everything, would we even believe it?

why was this moved? it was a topic on today's show

Here's the thing....Artie's stories of late have been ridiculous and insulting to our collective intelligence. This gf story stinks like Benjy's armpits. My opinion. PS. the poetry reading made me loose what little respect I had for Arthur Lange. Come on, buddy, a year and a half left. Don't ruin it for me.


If you're going after Artie's intelligence maybe you should be looking in the mirror first. Or Webster's dictionary.

Shouldn't be that hard but WTF.



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–verb (used with object)
1.to come to be without (something in one's possession or care), through accident, theft, etc., so that there is little or no prospect of recovery: I'm sure I've merely misplaced my hat, not lost it.
2.to fail inadvertently to retain (something) in such a way that it cannot be immediately recovered: I just lost a dime under this sofa.
3.to suffer the deprivation of: to lose one's job; to lose one's life.


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–adjective
1.free or released from fastening or attachment: a loose end.
2.free from anything that binds or restrains; unfettered: loose cats prowling around in alleyways at night.
3.uncombined, as a chemical element.
4.not bound together: to wear one's hair loose.

My friend goes to Club H (gym in Hoboken) & sees Artie working out there all the time. I know it's hard to believe, but he has a trainer there named James.
As for the tanning salon/barber.....well, we can't figure out what he's talking about....