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feltspot
06-11-2009, 07:11 PM
Did you here Obama brought Sasha and Malia to Europe with him so they could get knocked up by some French dudes cuz they know that the darkies love the white French meat.


Isnt this joke funny Howard??

nemo
06-11-2009, 07:13 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2mnqaeh.gif

Gindaloonatic
06-11-2009, 07:13 PM
black women....generally...don't have sex with French men.

JUST1COMMENT
06-11-2009, 07:16 PM
Yes, because one of them was previously knocked up, right? Let's pretend that the Palins are actually good parents who didn't raise a tramp and methhead. Let's just pretend the Obamas shoved their kids into the spotlight including a down syndrome baby every two secs. Let's just pretend the Obamas' paraded around the white trash that knocked up their teen daughter.

"Family values" Republicans raise shit kids... clearly.

TheMierArmy
06-11-2009, 07:17 PM
cumspot fails again

feltspot
06-11-2009, 07:17 PM
Yes, because one of them was previously knocked up, right? Let's pretend that the Palins are actually good parents who didn't raise a tramp and methhead. Let's just pretend the Obamas shoved their kids in the spotlight including a down syndrome baby every two secs. Let's just pretend the Obamas' paraded around the white trash that knocked their teen daughter.

"Family values" Republicans raise shit kids... clearly.

How did the bait taste asshole???


You ate it!!

Mother fucker you cant have it both ways!!

Gindaloonatic
06-11-2009, 07:18 PM
"Family values" Republicans raise shit kids... clearly.

Cheney's daughter would slap you in the face with her cock if she read this.

JUST1COMMENT
06-11-2009, 07:25 PM
How did the bait taste asshole???


You ate it!!

Mother fucker you cant have it both ways!!

Correction: How did the bait taste*,* asshole???

Motherfucker*,* you can't have it both ways!!

And frankly, I have no fucking clue what in the hell you're even talking about. You're quite the dim bulb... literally.

Cheney's daughter would slap you in the face with her cock if she read this.

You're talking about Liz, right, not the lesbian? She'd have to have balls to lie as much as that shithead father.

feltspot
06-11-2009, 07:34 PM
You got way too many fucking things going on in your response for anyone to understand fucko!

Bumscum
06-11-2009, 07:37 PM
fucko

fucko was funny:nixon:

nemo
06-11-2009, 07:40 PM
Karma will doom poor Harry Letterman.
We are 10 years away from top-tapping Harry's 1st rest-stop arrest.

harry will be taking down his worldwide pants for 60 year old men while daddy Dave is on the farm in Montana .

fun fun fun....can't wait for Robin to do that news story.

feltspot
06-11-2009, 08:16 PM
Nobody wants to touch this...

I think it pretty much sums it up

Phoney talkers

InjunCharlie
06-11-2009, 08:17 PM
This guy should be sent to time out.

doughhead63
06-11-2009, 08:19 PM
Earl, you are the epitome of cool. Really.

Timmy
06-11-2009, 08:38 PM
Your joke doesnt work cause Sasha and Melia were not knocked up. Unlike Bristol Palin. Not only was she knocked up, she now runs around talking about teen pregnancy. Oh and shes not a minor.

two1four
06-11-2009, 08:40 PM
Yes, because one of them was previously knocked up, right? Let's pretend that the Palins are actually good parents who didn't raise a tramp and methhead. Let's just pretend the Obamas shoved their kids into the spotlight including a down syndrome baby every two secs. Let's just pretend the Obamas' paraded around the white trash that knocked up their teen daughter.

"Family values" Republicans raise shit kids... clearly.

also, fuck republicans.

/thread

babacleveland
06-11-2009, 08:40 PM
I hope feltspot dies soon, because that will the only way he will stop ruining SFN.

feltspot
06-11-2009, 08:42 PM
Your joke doesnt work cause Sasha and Melia were not knocked up. Unlike Bristol Palin. Not only was she knocked up, she now runs around talking about teen pregnancy. Oh and shes not a minor.

14 or 16 is a minor you fucking dope!

FlaFlaFlunkie
06-11-2009, 08:58 PM
I'm sure Feltspot got his ass on some Secret Service person's radar with this thread.

Dumbass.

FlaFlaFlunkie
06-11-2009, 08:59 PM
Oh, and it's fucking HEAR, dolt.

Fix your stupid fucking thread title.

Str8 Shewter
06-11-2009, 09:06 PM
Your joke doesnt work cause Sasha and Melia were not knocked up. Unlike Bristol Palin. Not only was she knocked up, she now runs around talking about teen pregnancy. Oh and shes not a minor.

I thought the little comely babe was preaching about abstinence.

Timmy
06-11-2009, 09:15 PM
14 or 16 is a minor you fucking dope!

Shes 18. And a spokesperson.

FlaFlaFlunkie
06-11-2009, 09:16 PM
I thought the little comely babe was preaching about abstinence.

Yes, with a fucking BABY in her lap. Fucking hypocrite.

Str8 Shewter
06-11-2009, 09:22 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/108/68/lisa-ann-whos-nai-4.0.0.0x0.400x601.jpeg

Ultra Warrior
06-11-2009, 09:23 PM
black women....generally...don't have sex with French men.

:lol:

Jedi Beavis
06-11-2009, 09:27 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/108/68/lisa-ann-whos-nai-4.0.0.0x0.400x601.jpeg

Lisa Ann is Sofa King hot!

invalid
06-11-2009, 09:29 PM
I heard Obama suppressed photos of Sasha and Malia eating watermelon

EricThMidgetSux
06-11-2009, 10:08 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/108/68/lisa-ann-whos-nai-4.0.0.0x0.400x601.jpeg

This saved the thread.

Drop some loads on those titties.

Shawkur
06-11-2009, 11:45 PM
Did you here Obama brought Sasha and Malia to Europe with him so they could get knocked up by some French dudes cuz they know that the darkies love the white French meat.


Isnt this joke funny Howard??

Replace some French dudes with Jude Law and you might have something there.

jonny_puke
06-12-2009, 12:25 AM
Your joke doesnt work cause Sasha and Melia were not knocked up. Unlike Bristol Palin. Not only was she knocked up, she now runs around talking about teen pregnancy. Oh and shes not a minor.

Quit messing up this thread with facts!

feltspot
06-12-2009, 01:42 PM
Figures

LessMoonbeams
06-12-2009, 02:45 PM
Your joke doesnt work cause Sasha and Melia were not knocked up. Unlike Bristol Palin. Not only was she knocked up, she now runs around talking about teen pregnancy. Oh and shes not a minor.

===========

Letterman's son ..Harry, is a fer shure bastard
i.e. he was born out of wedlock ........wonder if
Dave's mom was married when she squirted him out
62 yrs ago ?:o

dregsplyr123
06-12-2009, 02:54 PM
Correction: How did the bait taste*,* asshole???

Motherfucker*,* you can't have it both ways!!

And frankly, I have no fucking clue what in the hell you're even talking about. You're quite the dim bulb... literally.



You're talking about Liz, right, not the lesbian? She'd have to have balls to lie as much as that shithead father.

dude go back to eating your mama out, you are way too stupid to post here you dumb fuck!

I'll stay with liberty and freedom........you keep the CHANGE!!

redsawxfan
06-12-2009, 03:26 PM
Yes, with a fucking BABY in her lap. Fucking hypocrite.

Typical talking point...Are you aware of the meaning of the word 'hypocrite'?

In the style of Artie Lange, 'What did you get on your SATs??????'

fireARTIE
06-12-2009, 03:30 PM
Fail

Eduardo_Telles
06-12-2009, 03:36 PM
It shows you the double standard.

Two Balls
06-12-2009, 03:40 PM
http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/108/68/lisa-ann-whos-nai-4.0.0.0x0.400x601.jpeg


The Governor's boasting quite the surplus there. :jerkit:

sfgirl
06-12-2009, 03:50 PM
black women....generally...don't have sex with French men.

:lol: good one. oh and good point feltspot...whoever you are.

JUST1COMMENT
06-12-2009, 03:54 PM
dude go back to eating your mama out, you are way too stupid to post here you dumb fuck!

I'll stay with liberty and freedom........you keep the CHANGE!!

This is sarcasm, right? Otherwise, you're one stupid motherfucker.

FlaFlaFlunkie
06-12-2009, 07:14 PM
Typical talking point...Are you aware of the meaning of the word 'hypocrite'?

In the style of Artie Lange, 'What did you get on your SATs??????'

Well, as dictionary.com (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/hypocrite) defines it, the word hypocrite means: a person who pretends to have virtues, moral or religious beliefs, principles, etc., that he or she does not actually possess, esp. a person whose actions belie stated beliefs.

And let's see how this word fits Palin's daughter:
She's out there, professing a moral or religious belief (abstinence over birth control) "especially a person whose actions belie (their) stated beliefs"

So, posing for magazine pictures (with an accompanying article on abstinence) as a teenager with a baby on your lap qualifies you as a hypocrite.

Now, insult me again with your nonsense.

liberal_loosh
06-12-2009, 07:21 PM
If I knew Feltspot was going to cry this hard for losing the election, I would have donated even more to Obama.

worldvid
06-12-2009, 07:23 PM
Nobody wants to touch this...

I think it pretty much sums it up

Phoney talkersHere, I'll touch it. Shut the fuck up with your master baiting. It's tornado season. Shouldn't you be throwing some more tires on the roof of the trailer?

EthelsGrandson
06-12-2009, 08:16 PM
Yes, with a fucking BABY in her lap. Fucking hypocrite.

Sarah Palin promoted abstinence-based sex ed and is against abortion.
So her kid got pregnant and didn't have an abortion. That doesn't make Sarah Palin or her daughter much of a hypocrite in the scheme of things. And yeah, so now the daughter is going around saying abstinence is better because now she has the tough job of being a single mother. The same as how drunk drivers always have to go around speaking out against driving drunk after they fuck up. That's just the way life is.

Preaching abstinence when you know kids are going to fuck anyway is less hypocritical than promoting the gay lifestyle when you know that men having sex with men were responsible for 71% of HIV cases among male adults and adolescents in 2005, according to cdc.gov.

It's tough having beliefs and principles. You run the risk of having whiny pricks who don't believe in anything use the "H" word on you when you don't live up to them, not to mention vicious assholes like Howard berate you for not aborting your Down's syndrome baby or your out-of-wedlock baby.

Dave's joke was inappropriate no matter which daughter he was talking about. Can you imagine a conservative talk show host taking cheap potshots at a losing vice presidential candidate's single-mother daughter 7 months after the election?

FlaFlaFlunkie
06-12-2009, 10:13 PM
Preaching abstinence when you know kids are going to fuck anyway is less hypocritical than promoting the gay lifestyle when you know that men having sex with men were responsible for 71% of HIV cases among male adults and adolescents in 2005, according to cdc.gov.

I'll ignore how insulting this is and focus strictly on the content...

You're comparing apples to oranges.

Your argument compares teenage sex with adult, consensual sex.

We advise (unwed) teenagers against unprotected, (heterosexual) sex because of the possibility of pregnancy (and, of course STDs--something most everyone in the heterosexual community forgets about or thinks they're immune to).

We advise adult, gay men against unprotected, (homosexual) sex because of the possibility (strictly) of contracting STDs.

I'd almost argue that abstinence has no place in the gay community because our sex would never result in pregnancy, but I'd stop short of that, since there are gay teenagers who could benefit from waiting until they're older before they have sex.

There is absolutely no reason gay men should practice abstinence, so long as when they do have sex, it's safe sex.


Getting back to your post:
Your argument also implies that someone (Howard?) is encouraging a "lifestyle" which, by your selection of words, implies a choice.

And it implies something else: that to acknowledge or respect someone for being gay promotes the increases in HIV contraction.

Wrong on both counts.

My orientation is my identity. It's not a choice. I have sex. I have sex with men. No one has promoted me to do this. It is in my nature to do this. Acknowledging my identity doesn't necessarily mean that I engage in unprotected sex and contribute to the rise in HIV rates.


Back to Palin:
Now, even if Palin's motivation is a cautionary tale, one which she wishes to share with other teens, the way she's going about is sending mixed signals to teens.

She's being photographed with a big-assed smile on her face (and she was interviewed on NBC's Today Show), with a newborn in her lap.

How is this telling teens that getting knocked up as a teenager is a bad thing?

How is this sending the clear message to teens that unprotected sex can result in an 18+year commitment; one which will involve sacrifices to your career, your future income, your education, etc.?

And yeah, so now the daughter is going around saying abstinence is better because now she has the tough job of being a single mother. The same as how drunk drivers always have to go around speaking out against driving drunk after they fuck up.

Right. Because IT'S A BAD THING to have happen --both, getting knocked up (as a teenager) and driving drunk.

It's tough having beliefs and principles. You run the risk of having whiny pricks who don't believe in anything use the "H" word on you when you don't live up to them, not to mention vicious assholes like Howard berate you for not aborting your Down's syndrome baby or your out-of-wedlock baby.

You know what? It's fine that you have beliefs and principles. What's not fine is when you tell ME I have to subscribe to your beliefs and principles, especially when YOU don't even practice what you preach.

That's what people are "whining" about.

And that, my friend, is hypocrisy.

It is tough to live up to your own beliefs and principles, but no one told Palin she had to go out and tell everyone else how to live their lives.


Sarah Palin's daughter's pregnancy should be a signal for Sarah Palin to shut the fuck up about abstinence. Clearly, no one in her house is listening to her, either.