I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............

He is a self hating homo, thats why he is so angry.

fag, homo, jizz, cock, that's all the guy ever talks about.

He is a self hating homo, thats why he is so angry. It sounds crazy to say but I really think he is..... No straight person goes on and on about how not gay they are I mean really..........

I think he's a giant homophobe. Don't think he's gay but that one time where he got drunk and all he could talk about was gays and having gay sex was suspicious.

It was one the Queer Eye guys gave him that makeover.

any time a caller argues with him they are immediately the gayest person ever

Bunch of faggots worrying that another guy might be a faggot

I think it's gay when people say "clearly"

Artie = Boots

I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............

Stop projecting. :eek:

Homophobia comes from sexual insecurity and/or anger from things that happened in childhood...like molestation.

Ill say this -

I was watching the Guess The Tranny episode on HTV. (guess I'm a homo too)

Artie's reaction when Howard tells the girls to drop their pants to see whether or not theyre the tranny is very odd. He verbally acts as if he's disgusted by the way theyre going to drop their pants and prove theyre a girl, but when you look at him visually it's a bit odd. He actually comes across as if he wants to see but is acting like he doesnt.

Weird

i dont think hes gay, but its wierd he talks about gay stuff so much. hes like obsessed. and wasnt he the one telling richard and sal 2 years ago to quit doing gay bits, cause it was dumb and hacky and grossed him out?

gay ? no. Liar? yes. Like today he would not tell Howard the most he had spent on H. Reason being he never really bought any. I bet he has no clue what a bundle goes for..

I got the feeling that Artie and Teddy had something going on, or Teddy saw Artie getting it on with a dude and that's why Artie got so mad with Ted when he talked about telling Arties secrets.

I don't think Artie is a closeted homo. I think he just increased his frequency of gay jokes around the same time that Howard started referring to faggot and fag as the f word.

I think like many of howard's long time fans artie is pissed/upset in the new pc howard and this is his way of busting howards balls because of it.

the gary pitch only upped the gay joke ratio 10 fold.

i think he now is so used to cracking gay jokes that he forgot how to be funny otherwise

Homophobia comes from sexual insecurity and/or anger from things that happened in childhood...like molestation.

Or from the thought of two gay guys having sex which every non gay can agree on being just about the most disgusting thing ever.

I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............

Like I said in a previous thread:

When Artie said he wanted Joe Buck's jizz off his shirt I was wondering:

a) Why was Artie walking around this whole time with jizz on his shirt?

b) In what homosexual scenario did Joe Buck have an opportunity to blow his load on Artie's shirt?

c) Was Artie saving Joe's load on the lower back of his shirt or on the front near the collar?

**Though I think Artie was trying to be funny, it still takes a pretty gay mind to to joke about another guy dropping loads on him.

Or from the thought of two gay guys having sex which every non gay can agree on being just about the most disgusting thing ever.

I think that everyone would agree that a guy that is having thoughts about two guys having sex is not a "non gay".

I think it's gay when people say "clearly"

One of Artie's favorite words...

Closet homo, no doubt about it. Too bad he's so obese and ugly and no man would ever want him though.

Self hating homo.

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i think he's bi-curious

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=14667343

It's psychology 101. He's a closet queen. He got drunk and all he could talk about was the Queer Guys fucking him in the ass. All he thinks about is cocksucking and homos. The strongest relationship he ever had with a woman is his mom.

I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............


FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NOW SHIT FOR BRAINS.

He's as far from gay as you can get.

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Sounds like someone wants to blow Artie.

i think he's bi-curious

Mr.Psychiatry himself, Howard obviously already put this together, it's called projecting. He just knows Artie is to thin-skinned and weak to take any serious ball-busting.

Thus, he never confronts Artie and says "Dude, why do you always have gay thoughts in your mind? Remember when you got drunk with the Queer Eye guys and were begging them to fuck you? Or when you got drunk in Vegas and asked the guys to do whatever they're gonna do to you?"

The faggotry runs deep in Artie, case in point his advanced GayDar went off and spotted High Pitch Mike as being a fellow flamer long before anyone else suspected him. Also, the whole George Takei admission was the best "acting" he's ever done in his life.

I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............

Clearly, only fags use the word clearly, like that

Closet homo, no doubt about it. Too bad he's so obese and ugly and no man would ever want him though.

Ugly guys can get cock. They just need to have money.
Artie has money.

My girlfriend manages a flower shop, so about 90% of the guys she has to deal with on the business side are gay. She's got pretty good gaydar, and she's convinced Artie is closeted, but is so hateful about it, that he'll never admit it, and it'll basically destroy his life.

I'm willing to take her word for it.

Artie's gay! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!




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Artie?
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What is it with him?
Everything is fag and gay.
Methinks the fat man doth protest too much!

It would be ironic, to say the least, if he were gay :Banana07:

What is it with him?
Everything is fag and gay.
Methinks the fat man doth protest too much!


Heh. I once wrote that the Lardie doth protest too much.


Anyway, I said it before, I'll say it again.
He wrote the words "HOMO BULLSHIT" on the COVER of his LIFE STORY.

HOMO BULLSHIT. LIFE STORY.

I mean, come on.

I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............


That's the thing. He'll never admit it.

Something to do with his father talking about fags.

Why do you think he was so resistant about going to therapy?
He's afraid of what he'll discover.
He's probably still not going.

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nah, that guy Claire is the fag

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Dude. Artie's from Jersey. Watch what the fuck you say!

That was the weirdest part of the joe buck thing. Artie explains what a Lucky Pierre is, for some reason, then he gets all "threatening" when someone refers to it.
Well, you're the one who brought it up, asshole!

Bunch of fags on here who think every guy is gay.....fuck off...Howard talks about gay shit all the time..i suppose he's gay too....faggots

Bob Levey didnt know Shuli's last name.
BOB: I thought he was like Madonna.
ARTIE: Oh, you mean that he likes cock?
Does ever have a non-cock related punchline?

That's the thing. He'll never admit it.

Something to do with his father talking about fags.

Why do you think he was so resistant about going to therapy?
He's afraid of what he'll discover.
He's probably still not going.


You are correct sir. Artie doesn't want to discover that at age 41 he's a gay. He seems like he would be so far in the closet that even if he found that he liked fucking men, he would be on the 'down low' and deny it. Come to think of it, doesn't all of us thinking about his gayness make us a little queer?

What about Shuli's report that A.N.E. reacted in an odd manner when he admitted to living nxt to Gay bars and Artie is pretty good buds with em.

I just listened to Artie's appearance on Corollas podcast and he continues to make jokes about himself and gay sex acts. I've always been an Artie fan but the evidence continues to mount against him in terms of his straightness.

Ugly guys can get cock. They just need to have money.
Artie has money.

riiiight it's soooo hard to get gay men's attention. Gay men are still men. They're gonna fuck easy if they can.

The joke meant Buck is such a flamer, he jizzed on Artie. Buck's mannerisms have always been a little odd to me.

Artie gives us all reason to question anything. He's gotta get to a better place and try to answer stuff. Even if other people solved him, he doesn't think much of that when it's an attack to him. It's a little fun for us to speculate, but him freaking is not fun. He's human or something.

Bunch of fags on here who think every guy is gay.....fuck off...Howard talks about gay shit all the time..i suppose he's gay too....faggots

Howard doesnt put down gays. Artie does......which is a clear sign that he is covering something up.

I sincerely think Arties a closet fag, ashamed of himself and wont admit it. When you listen to him go on and on and on about homos its quite clear hes in the closet and will never admit it. On the Buck show when asked if he had anything to get off his chest he replies " Yeah your Jizz" I dont know one straight guy that would say that..............

i pointed this out about 5 months ago..old news

this thread is so bad it makes me see how stupid all the Artie bashing is. I owe round boy a apology.