View Full Version : Do You Buy The Lisa G Is Single Because She Is Too Shy ???


ChristKiller
06-19-2009, 10:43 AM
Lisa G is well into her 50's (coming on the big 60 real fast), yet she remains single. So, that begs the question why is that. She is not a model, but, she is also not Susan Boyle ugly, so, what gives ? On the Show she likes to play into the "I'm too shy and I probably need to get out more" type persona, like the bookish librarian with thick glasses who is too inhibited that we've seen on a thousand sitcoms. I don't buy it for one minute.

NY is filled with women like Lisa G and their problem is quite the polar opposite in that they feel that because they see themselves as a hottie they will only consider dating the most handsome and wealthiest of men. I call it the entitlement syndrome. Of course, as you can imagine, the handsomest and wealthiest guys have no interest in these women, so, these women become extremely bitter and sadly forever single. If this is true, do you think Lisa could ever own up to this or is she more comfy in blaming it on being too shy ?

143Sal
06-19-2009, 10:44 AM
no i don't

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Dreadnok4life
06-19-2009, 10:47 AM
Without knowing her it's hard to say. But I think you probably are correct about the "looking for the perfect guy" thing. Some chicks want Brad Pitt and won't settle for Joe the Plumber. And then before they know it.. they are 50 and it's over.

bobtraw
06-19-2009, 10:49 AM
She's fucking mental. She probably has an image of "the perfect man" and until she finds him she will build up the cobwebs.

CBinRI
06-19-2009, 10:57 AM
She also projects that she is not a fun person. 8:30 is a late night out for her.

RumBalls
06-19-2009, 11:01 AM
she's a twat, that might have something to do with it

TickyTowMein
06-19-2009, 11:02 AM
she's single because of her face, voice, & personality.

NineFromFylth
06-19-2009, 11:10 AM
she's single because of her face, voice, & personality.

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hydra
06-19-2009, 11:13 AM
she's a twat, that might have something to do with it

she's single because of her face, voice, & personality.
d.) all of the above

beetlejews
06-19-2009, 11:45 AM
The human psyche is a dark, dangerous and convoluted mess.

Apoc13
06-19-2009, 11:46 AM
if shy = high maintenance, then yes

hoot
06-19-2009, 11:48 AM
http://i44.tinypic.com/vysk1d.jpg

STFUNOOB
06-19-2009, 11:54 AM
She looks disgusting. Whenever you look disgusting and you look for good looking guys it's never gonna work out. Hell, she met that other jew bastard (Radio) and he basically told her to fuck off because she's ugly as hell. He didn't call her back.

Why do you think Robin is still single? Or why do you think she can't find a decent looking guy? Because she's ugly as hell. And she's old. Just like Lisa. Horrible combination. Kurt Angle wanted to go out on a date when he was on the show. When she called him he was not interested.

So instead of looking for somebody that's as ugly as those two grannys they'd rather stay single until a good looking guy shows up, which is just not going to happen.

Superdog
06-19-2009, 12:06 PM
she probably has a nice cocktail of not thinking herself hot/bad body image with wanting the perfect man/Prince and being alright waiting for it that creates a perfect storm of her excusing being alone for so long and being ok with it.

She is also is probably some sexual hangups that help her not finding the perfect man. Like not wanting to give BJs but knowing that she would have to do that, etc, etc, etc.

Anyway, this is defenitely not an outside fault of the enviroment not providing the right circumstances, etc, etc, BS she says.

chukdotcom
06-19-2009, 12:09 PM
No. It's because she is too dry.

51gator50
06-19-2009, 12:15 PM
No i don't buy it. She is single because she chooses to be. She is perfectly happy with herself and her cat.

SgtBB
06-19-2009, 12:16 PM
Her dick gets in the way of guys fucking her.

mellykullinssl
06-19-2009, 12:24 PM
if she changes her mind about the perfect man...she should come here. she will find a buffet of men who aren't . although it would probably really hurt your feelings when she would laugh at you and say..no thank you if you asked her out.

leave her alone. if i had to pick between you guys..or a cat..a cat would win and i am allergic to them.

iam23
06-19-2009, 12:30 PM
the answer is - shes a perfectionist, looking for the perfect guy, she won't settle.
Shes like robin in that no guy meets their standards...and those that do are taken (like howard).
Any marriage for either of them would end in divorce within two years, and that would make them look foolish which is a perfectionists greatest nightmare.

HotLeper
06-19-2009, 12:34 PM
Lisa G = Old Maid

fred's thoughts
06-19-2009, 12:39 PM
what's wrong with being single?

Noyn
06-19-2009, 01:12 PM
shes a high maintenance hag who doesnt deserve the maintenance it would require to keep her around.

so yeah....shy.

Chriza
06-19-2009, 01:12 PM
shes a high maintenance hag who doesnt deserve the maintenance it would require to keep her around.

so yeah....shy.

I have never heard her described so accurately.

voodoochile5446
06-19-2009, 01:15 PM
alot of angry dudes on here

Monsterman
06-19-2009, 01:17 PM
There's a lot of crazy cat ladies in the world, and she's gonna be one of them.

Noyn
06-19-2009, 01:18 PM
I have never heard her described so accurately.


why thank you.
i cant stands the bitch!:bigsmile:

wesmantooth
06-19-2009, 01:19 PM
It probably bc she refuses to swallow

nygrlnla
06-19-2009, 01:22 PM
Lisa G. no offense but i am going to call it what it is... you are kinda ugly. you are annoying. you think you are cool but you are a total L. you are frigid and afraid of men. you concentrated on your career bc you had nothing else. you want to fall in love bc you have love to give for your cats. you are sickly pale and your hair looks like straw. you dress like a wannabe trendy midwest housewife. but............
here's the good news, most of that can be improved and you can go from a 2 to a 5 in no time!

GLguygardner
06-19-2009, 01:23 PM
Lisa G. no offense but i am going to call it what it is... you are kinda ugly. you are annoying. you think you are cool but you are a total L. you are frigid and afraid of men. you concentrated on your career bc you had nothing else. you want to fall in love bc you have love to give for your cats. you are sickly pale and your hair looks like straw. you dress like a wannabe trendy midwest housewife. but............
here's the good news, most of that can be improved and you can go from a 2 to a 5 in no time!

Hai Robin

Chriza
06-19-2009, 01:24 PM
Lisa G. no offense but i am going to call it what it is... you are kinda ugly. you are annoying. you think you are cool but you are a total L. you are frigid and afraid of men. you concentrated on your career bc you had nothing else. you want to fall in love bc you have love to give for your cats. you are sickly pale and your hair looks like straw. you dress like a wannabe trendy midwest housewife. but............
here's the good news, most of that can be improved and you can go from a 2 to a 5 in no time!

In all fairness, we hear her at work, being a reporter, and yes she is incredibly annoying doing that. However who knows, she might be super cool in real life. But yes, she is ugly.

hindsight20/20
06-19-2009, 01:27 PM
How do you know her age...I would have thought 40's.

Dreadnok4life
06-19-2009, 01:28 PM
if she changes her mind about the perfect man...she should come here. she will find a buffet of men who aren't . although it would probably really hurt your feelings when she would laugh at you and say..no thank you if you asked her out.

leave her alone. if i had to pick between you guys..or a cat..a cat would win and i am allergic to them.

Let me guess, you are single aren't ya? 34 and single? The writing is on the wall sweetheart!

I honestly wouldn't date Lisa G. She is too old, too homely, and doesn't make enough money to justify me lowering my standards.

nygrlnla
06-19-2009, 01:54 PM
and wait there's more....everyone takes pity on you. they could have used your voice down at guantanamo. your teeth are like yellowing chicklets. you are clueless.
The good news is..........you have probably built up a pretty solid 'sticks and stones may break my bones' shield after all these years and able to deflect right into the denial file. Also, you are a pretty good reporter.

wesmantooth
06-19-2009, 01:57 PM
http://www.SternFanNetwork.com/forum/picture.php?albumid=92&pictureid=1585

fred's thoughts
06-19-2009, 02:28 PM
man there are some angry dudes in this thread....lemme guess, u guys still live with your parents?

NYTHINGELSROBIN
06-19-2009, 02:44 PM
Lisa G. no offense but i am going to call it what it is... you are kinda ugly. you are annoying. you think you are cool but you are a total L. you are frigid and afraid of men. you concentrated on your career bc you had nothing else. you want to fall in love bc you have love to give for your cats. you are sickly pale and your hair looks like straw. you dress like a wannabe trendy midwest housewife. but............
here's the good news, most of that can be improved and you can go from a 2 to a 5 in no time!

hair=straw. Gotta admit that was kinda funny....................

sydnie
06-19-2009, 02:50 PM
She is waiting for howie

Blackened
06-19-2009, 02:54 PM
her pussy's drier than a pile of dead leaves

MyLazyHand
06-19-2009, 02:57 PM
How do you know her age...I would have thought 40's.

She was in a concentration camp. Do the math...

JUST1COMMENT
06-19-2009, 02:57 PM
She looks disgusting. Whenever you look disgusting and you look for good looking guys it's never gonna work out. Hell, she met that other jew bastard (Radio) and he basically told her to fuck off because she's ugly as hell. He didn't call her back.

Why do you think Robin is still single? Or why do you think she can't find a decent looking guy? Because she's ugly as hell. And she's old. Just like Lisa. Horrible combination. Kurt Angle wanted to go out on a date when he was on the show. When she called him he was not interested.

So instead of looking for somebody that's as ugly as those two grannys they'd rather stay single until a good looking guy shows up, which is just not going to happen.

You're quite the charmer.

When did Robin call Kurt Angle and get rejected? I don't recall that on the show.

hoot
06-19-2009, 02:58 PM
man there are some angry dudes in this thread....lemme guess, u guys still live with your parents?

http://i44.tinypic.com/vysk1d.jpg

Shawkur
06-19-2009, 03:02 PM
Lisa G. cant get around to getting into a relationship with a man because she is too busy taking cock after cock and often multiple dicks at once; DPs, three holes - no waiting, airtight ski poles, ect.

rapbastardz
06-19-2009, 03:06 PM
It's a gum/gnarled finger/face issue for the most part.

#86
06-19-2009, 03:07 PM
I believe lisa g is single because she's a huge pain in the ass. I dated a girl like her once. Worst expierence ever

ArtiesLoanShark
06-19-2009, 03:20 PM
Lisa G is old, uptight and a bore. She said 2-3 weeks ago that she is interested in older men that have previously been married. I am not sure what that proves. So a 40 year-old single guy has some kind of issue, but a divorced 40 year-old doesn't ????

Robin even had to kick her out of GNO after letting her in one time since, according to Robin, Lisa stopped acting like a friend having fun and started to "interview" Robin.

bobtraw
06-19-2009, 03:28 PM
Lisa Glasberg was a dry hole.

nygrlnla
06-19-2009, 03:32 PM
no i think lisa got kicked out of GNO bc they all thought she wasnt cool enough to hang out with. i think robin finds her to be a good person who is extraordinarily annoying on many levels.
the thing is that lisa acts like she is pretty and cool and fun and a great catch. does she really believe that or the charity bones they throw her sometimes calling her "hot" or whatever. i mean the first step to becoming hotter is acknowledging that you arent. i may sound cruel but i am being realistic and honest. howard said she is like the chick that you are DYING to do a makeover on in every teen movie. hello! wake up lisa! that is your cue! embrace it before it is too late!!!!!!!!!!!!!

143JD
06-19-2009, 04:16 PM
I think Lisa is just a-sexual. No one wants to date an a-sexual.

ozone667
06-19-2009, 07:35 PM
Does anyone else thing that Lisa picked that TV journalist on "dial a date" so he can better her career after the stern show is gone?

Delaware
06-19-2009, 07:37 PM
With threads like Andrea, Miss Howard TV chick, I could care LESS about Lisa G

MobyDick
06-19-2009, 08:00 PM
Lisa G should do whatever the hell she wants, everyone's piling on her because she's 53 and single, but it sounds like she is fine with it, and she's making everyone feel uncomfortable because she is. Sounds more like people are projecting themselves onto her. WGAS WGAF.

Ironman9332
06-19-2009, 08:03 PM
she's single because of her face, voice, & personality. This.

Dick Fitzwell
06-19-2009, 08:03 PM
Her problem is that people always lie to her and tell her she's attractive, when she's really rather homely looking. Her standards are now set WAY too high and she's holding out for a man that will never come.

AShowfortheAges
06-19-2009, 08:09 PM
She's not shy, she just doesn't like men. She's lame sexually. Probably no sex drive due to a hormone problem I would imagine.

Steelerfanatic
06-19-2009, 08:15 PM
Two things I learned when I lived in NYC...

With a signficant number of guy either married or gay, it's absolutely a buyers' market for men.....so there is no need to put up with any bullshit...

Second, you never EVER treat a 6 like a 10....

Lisa is a 5 or 6...and rare is the guy who is going to kiss her ass to the level she'd be expecting...

I think Lisa's best bet is a guy in his 60s or 70s who's got money and is looking for a nice, minimally sexual companion....

nygrlnla
06-20-2009, 10:08 PM
Two things I learned when I lived in NYC...

With a signficant number of guy either married or gay, it's absolutely a buyers' market for men.....so there is no need to put up with any bullshit...

Second, you never EVER treat a 6 like a 10....

Lisa is a 5 or 6...and rare is the guy who is going to kiss her ass to the level she'd be expecting...

I think Lisa's best bet is a guy in his 60s or 70s who's got money and is looking for a nice, minimally sexual companion....


Second, you never EVER treat a 6 like a 10.... you mean after you finally sleep with her.

fartknockgomez
06-20-2009, 10:19 PM
She never found her wealthy cardiologist from Connecticut.

HotLeper
06-20-2009, 10:47 PM
Lisa Glasberg was a dry hole.

A-hem! Dryyyyy oatmeal.

Flabo
06-20-2009, 11:02 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/vysk1d.jpg

she looks like andy dick in that picture