View Full Version : Eddie Van Halen got married


Darby
06-28-2009, 10:49 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/ISMA4377.jpg

Darby
06-28-2009, 10:55 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/IMG_0294.jpg

InjunCharlie
06-28-2009, 10:55 AM
Good for him. *points to avatar*

acefree
06-28-2009, 11:00 AM
edward, u fool

boonfarmer
06-28-2009, 11:02 AM
Oh whoa whoa ... Janie's crying

Bumscum
06-28-2009, 11:03 AM
she loves puppys is in her late 30's, younger than her 50+ husband......with the Joels on the outs I think I've found some new bffs for howie and beth o
:meeting:

yippeekyaa
06-28-2009, 11:03 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/ISMA4377.jpg


Whoa, who's that hot chick holding Eddies new bride?:D

HotWaterHot
06-28-2009, 11:17 AM
I'm sure he'll eventually fire her like he fired Michael Anthony....

CalArmstrong
06-28-2009, 11:19 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/IMG_0294.jpg

Imagine having a fucking helicopter flying over your wedding. I actually feel bad for celebs in that situation.

Bubbleguts420
06-28-2009, 11:20 AM
Looks like she left her tits in the car... :wondering:

pangderx
06-28-2009, 11:21 AM
I think this counts as another death this week. :suicide:

MacLenn
06-28-2009, 11:22 AM
Sandals? Is he a hippy now?

vashier
06-28-2009, 11:23 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/ISMA4377.jpg

She's got quite the lil Bugs Bunny smile going on there.



That's All Folks!

MacLenn
06-28-2009, 11:29 AM
Dudes had a lot of plastic surgery.

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/StevieRhiannon/Stevie%20with%20other%20people/StevieEddieVanHalen.jpg
http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/A6444/64446/300_64446.jpg
http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/8/7/8/5/19065878-19065883-slarge.jpg

LemonSky
06-28-2009, 11:48 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/ISMA4377.jpg

Looks like a bitch to me.

dalsh327
06-28-2009, 11:56 AM
http://www.janiesgotagun.com/

Wingnut19
06-28-2009, 11:57 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/ISMA4377.jpg

Looks like a bitch to me.

Which one is the fat talentless job stealing son?

MacLenn
06-28-2009, 11:59 AM
Why does she need to be holding her dog? I mean, what's that about? People are so strange.

stick stuck
06-28-2009, 12:41 PM
I prefer the first wack job Valerie Bertinelli (until she got middle aged and fat)
http://tv.spreadit.org/valerie-bertinelli-oprah-interview-video/

dalsh327
06-28-2009, 12:52 PM
I'm assuming prenup.

DeweyOxberger
06-28-2009, 01:14 PM
Do you think he sticks his cancer tongue up her hole?

Grimcat
06-28-2009, 01:16 PM
Great - now let's get drunk and smoke our brains out!

Avalanche
06-28-2009, 01:37 PM
Holy Christ. A bitch that brings her dog to the alter is fucking trouble, all kinds of trouble.

Its will last a few months. Anyone want to bet?

HairOfDogStar
06-28-2009, 01:48 PM
Which dog is he marrying, I'm not exactly clear.

King Of All Chris's
06-28-2009, 01:52 PM
Still got a nice head of hair. He has the cure for tongue cancer you know?

frenchwv
06-28-2009, 01:53 PM
Whoa, who's that hot chick holding Eddies new bride?:D

hahahaha. Nice one.

mccormackfan
06-28-2009, 08:49 PM
She's no Valerie Bertinelli.

coalesce
06-28-2009, 08:51 PM
i betcha she really loves him for his mind, and not his money.

Michael

Darby
06-29-2009, 08:19 PM
Which one is the fat talentless job stealing son?

Right here.

http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/_SAN1399.jpg

mega shmega
06-29-2009, 08:36 PM
not sure what he did but he looks a hell of a lot better than that long haired pic.

Ironman9332
06-29-2009, 08:38 PM
Good for him, as long as he has a prenup.

AMJohnny
06-29-2009, 08:39 PM
Still got a nice head of hair. He has the cure for tongue cancer you know?
He said that. Don't see tongue tumors.
Holy Christ. A bitch that brings her dog to the alter is fucking trouble, all kinds of trouble.

Its will last a few months. Anyone want to bet?
No.

75bosox
06-29-2009, 08:54 PM
ed mcmahon
farrah
michael jackson
billy mays
eddie van halen

is there no end to this carnage??:sad2:

75bosox
06-29-2009, 08:56 PM
Holy Christ. A bitch that brings her dog to the alter is fucking trouble, all kinds of trouble.

Its will last a few months. Anyone want to bet?

her stock would go up if it was a lab

FlaFlaFlunkie
06-29-2009, 09:08 PM
Thank God he fixed his teeth. Holy fuck, they were atrocious.

starless
06-29-2009, 09:30 PM
thought he was with valerie whatserface

Mike1v5
06-29-2009, 10:45 PM
she wins.

Blackened
06-29-2009, 10:51 PM
Wolfgang is a pudgy little fuck

jram1111
06-29-2009, 11:07 PM
Chickenfoot on Tour soon...support Mike Anthony and Sammy

Darby
07-02-2009, 12:48 AM
Chickenfoot on Tour soon...support Mike Anthony and Sammy

Yes.

JD's iPod
07-02-2009, 12:56 AM
Still got a nice head of hair. He has the cure for tongue cancer you know?

Yep, and amazingly it wasn't the smoking! If I recall Dr. Van Halen's account, it was due to holding guitar picks in his mouth in his studio, which picked up harmful waves from all the metallic equipment around him.

2manboobs
07-02-2009, 01:27 AM
Did he have to put in his prosthetic tongue to french kiss her??

buytheredcar
07-02-2009, 01:35 AM
wonder if Eddie heard about Michael

Lord Reefer
07-02-2009, 05:00 AM
Holy Christ. A bitch that brings her dog to the alter is fucking trouble, all kinds of trouble.

Its will last a few months. Anyone want to bet?

LOL soon as I saw the dog I was thinking the same thing...she's ditsy.

dreroca
07-02-2009, 09:13 AM
http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/wp/wp-content/gallery/eddie-van-halen-and-janie-liszewski-wedding-photos/ISMA4377.jpg

Chick has nothin' on Cynthia Rothrock http://cimg.163.com/movie/0410/20/cr.jpg